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"Third, Party B shall unconditionally cooperate with Party A's treatment plan, and shall not withdraw for various reasons during the treatment period."

"Agreed!" Lu Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows slightly, probably because he didn't realize how he would be tortured by me in the next three months, right? Hey, hey, and see how proud you are.

"Fourth, Party A has lived in Party B's house for these three months, and Party B shall be responsible for all expenses of Party A, and shall not bargain."

"No problem."

That's right, a big tyrant who gives people 100 million at every turn, this dime should not care.

"Fifth, take down the portrait from the living room."

"Can I hang it in my room, then?"

"No way!"

"Put the bathroom?"

"Not even more!"

"What about the kitchen?"

“…… No! ”

"Then take a picture with your phone and use it as a mobile screensaver?"

Forget it, decisively abandon this endless tug-of-war.

"Sixth, Party B must give Party A two days of vacation every week, and the time is determined by Party B."

"Okay."

"Seventh, if Party B violates any of these provisions, Party A has the right to terminate the contract and claim liquidated damages."

"No problem."

"Eighth, because Party A is an atheist, Party B is not allowed to say strange things again."

"Okay."

"Ninth ......", when did there be an extra nine? This handwriting is obviously not his own, could it be that he just added it when he signed it?

"Nian, ......" Lu Xiaoxian couldn't hide the smug look on his face.

"The execution of all contract contents depends on Party B's mood......"

"Agreed!"

"Lu Xiaoxian, you are cheating! It doesn't count! ”

Just as I picked up the contract and was about to tear it in half, Lu Xiaoxian was quick to take the contract away, holding it high above his head, how could a short board like me snatch it back?

"Hey, I'll go to the bathroom......"

Nima, if you don't run now, when will you stay?

I knew that since I entered this door, it was equivalent to entering a thief's den, and before I could even run to the door, I was grabbed by the back collar by another quick-eyed man.

"Miss Lowy, as a witness, I am on the side of fairness, impartiality and openness, and the contract is signed and effective immediately. Therefore, please also be sure to comply with it. ”

"Your sister...... You old foxes, I'm going to find the media to expose your evil deeds......"

I wanted to cry without tears, and I lived to be twenty-eight years old, and I was the one who cheated others, but I didn't expect that the big ship also had a time when it capsized in the gutter......

"If you don't accept it, you can @ me......"

"@你妹夫啊...... God, what kind of criminal policeman is this, it's clearly a shameless bandit......

So, where in this world will there be pies falling from the sky, even if there is, there is no life to pick it up, ah no, I advise everyone, don't pick it up.

Since this is already the case, how can I, a weak woman, compete with an old fairy and a criminal policeman with no professional ethics? But I'm sure there will come a time when they let their guard down, and it's never too late to run away.

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Originally, he wanted to die, but he said that he didn't want to die after meeting me, and hoped that I could cure him of another disease.

"So, you haven't had any other girlfriends for so long because you don't have feelings for them? Then have you ever tried to ...... with a man" Speaking of men, I unconsciously looked at An Boyang on the side, he was so panicked by me that he avoided my gaze.

"This incommensurable disease has been an unspeakable hidden disease for men since ancient times...... Tut-tut, it's such a waste of such a good skin, it's too miserable for a girl to not be able to soak it...... I think what you need is psychological therapy. ”

Lu Xiaoxian sat on the sofa with his head propped up and stared at me, I immediately covered my mouth and restrained a little, laughing at a man like this, even if it is a fairy, it will hurt my self-esteem, right? So, what's the use of living that long? I can't eat meat, this is obviously a rhythm that wants to force people to death.

However, God's punishment for him is right, otherwise he would have to cause so much population pressure on the earth, and I don't doubt his reproductive ability at all.

Laughing and smiling, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, since he didn't feel for women, then he pounced on me before, and it was against me...... What is a hard thing?

Seeing that I suppressed my smile, Lu Xiaoxian also showed an evil smile, as if waiting for me to draw some conclusions.

"Won't it?"

I looked confused, he said before that only I can make him feel pain, including seven emotions and six desires? So, he only has that urge for me? Could it be that I am really the reincarnation of his sister?

This Nima is also too weird, if a man doesn't move, with my years of experience, maybe he can still be saved, but if he only has feelings for one person, and for such a long time, he must have seen different doctors, carried out various treatments, and now found me, it means that the previous methods did not work at all.

"So, have you figured out how to cure my illness?"

I bit my lip tightly, my eyebrows twisted into a twisted shape, and my head fluttered, indicating that there was nothing I could do.

"Well, if you can make me feel for a second woman, I'll let you go."

"If it were that simple, you wouldn't have waited until now......"

I sat on the couch as if I had been drained of all my strength, but when I thought about it, wouldn't it be too inconsistent with my attributes to give up before I started to work hard? Among so many people, I am the only one who is special to him, maybe with my previous experience and methods, I can really cure him of this disease?

"Can you eat before you get cured?"

Lu Xiaoxian saw that I agreed, and ran over happily, another bear hug, maybe gradually familiar with his routine, when he was about to kiss him again, I directly hit him on the nose with an iron head, and suddenly there were two lines of nosebleeds......

An Boyang stood aside, clasped his hands to his chest, and shook his head incredulously, "Oh my God, I didn't frown when I bulleted through my body, I actually ...... it."

Lu Xiaoxian picked up a tissue and stuffed it into his nostrils, laughing instead of crying, "You won't understand what it's like...... Yangyang, I have to prepare some first-aid kits at home in the future, do you think I should buy an accident insurance? ”

An Boyang shrugged, "If the beneficiary is me......"

I may be really hungry and don't have the strength to pay any attention to these two people, so I take out my phone and see if there is any takeaway nearby to deliver.

"By the way, don't you immortals skip meals? When I was a child, I often heard my mother say that I want to be a fairy if I don't eat. Probably stunned by my remarks, An Boyang paused for two seconds, then leaned back with a smile and couldn't straighten his waist.

"Old way, I predict that your future days will be very interesting......"

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