Although I don't want to hear about his long history, it is necessary to understand his past in order to cure his insignificant disease. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

He said that he was the spirit of fire and flew out of the Three Realms and was not in the Five Elements. The Three Holy Emperors of the Fire Cloud are not in the court, and the Yao Chi and the Emperor of Heaven are ignored in the middle. Not in the Three Religions, not in the Land of Bliss. It is not under the control of the king, and it is not subject to the earth. It is a dashing and free to let him swim, and he is at ease with the scattered immortals.

Well, I have to admit that I didn't understand it at all.

"Who is better than you and Rulai?"

"Lao Jun and Rulai are both my nephews. My master is the Founding Yuan Ling. Maybe you don't know him, but you've always heard of Nuwa Niangniang, right? She is my senior sister. ”

"Poof~" The water I just drank in was sprayed on the table, "This cow is blowing ...... I can't find the right words to refute it. ”

"It doesn't matter believe it or not, the most important thing is that I found you." Lu Xiaoxian smiled charmingly, and the mole at the end of his eyes made him look a little more charming, and any woman would lose her soul and soul in an instant when she saw it.

"Are you immortals so good-looking?" This sentence was completely blurted out, who made him look so easy to make people dance.

"Not really, like human beings, the appearance of each immortal is determined from birth, although it can be transformed into someone else's appearance, but it can't replace his own original appearance."

"Your mother is really good at giving birth." I listened to him while I ate.

"I don't have a mother, I'm the essence of fire conjured by absorbing the essence of heaven and earth."

"Ahem...... "I was shocked again, okay, sure enough, when listening to him, don't eat, "Then aren't you the same as Sun Wukong?" ”

"He's a mythical figure, a fantasy of you humans." After speaking, he leisurely picked up the coffee on the side and took a sip.

"You don't seem to have come up with it......" I muttered quietly, glancing blankly.

"Some people say that he is the child of Senior Sister Nuwa, but my Senior Sister is so beautiful, how can she have a hairy monkey child? My senior sister is so clean and self-loving, how can she be forced by a monkey to ......"

"Stop!" I rub it, this Nima is too exciting, let me ask, how can I, a mortal fetus, withstand such an impact? "Omit this part of your life experience, and tell me the story of your first love, right?"

"Your first love is you?" Speaking of this, Lu Xiaoxian was very excited, obviously he was sitting on the opposite side of the sofa just now, and with a flash, he ran over and hugged me like a slug.

Some things can be endured, some things are really unbearable, since only I can make him hurt, and he enjoys being beaten by me so much, then I don't need to be polite to him, so, after a swatting of a fly, I heard a scream.

Later, it took nearly an afternoon to finally understand that this woman with the same name and surname as me is a small flower farmer in the fairy world, and she is not even a flower fairy. By chance, Lu Xian Shengxian (as he was called so under his obscenity) passed by the Imperial Garden of Heaven, and the little flower farmer did not know his identity at that time, and saw his sweet appearance, and even mistakenly thought that he was one of the flower immortals...... This is how a bloody Korean drama was staged......

…… There are a lot of small dots that omit the plot......

"I think that with your identity, I like the Queen Mother, and the Jade Emperor can't do anything to you? Why do you have to like a flower farmer? Speaking of which, I took out the mirror and looked at myself, "Or is it this kind of woman who is not amazing and grabs a lot of money?" ”

Even if he saved God in his previous life, he wouldn't have encountered such a good thing, right?

"There's a feeling that I'm only going to have for you, you know? My marriage line does not belong to the old man, so how can I easily let go of a woman who makes me have a physiological reaction? ”

The corners of my mouth twitched uncomfortably, this may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you, but have you asked for other people's opinions? This entanglement is the endless reincarnation, for her, she gave up being an immortal, and ran to the world to wait for her reincarnation, maybe, people don't love you so much?

It's no wonder, why did I bend up looking for death before, if I waited for a lifetime, I might be impatient, this dedicated label is attached to such a superb immortal, it is really touching.

Seeing that I couldn't help crying, Lu Xiaoxian was a little startled, and hurriedly held my face and asked, "Sister Luoyi, did you remember something?" ”

"It's weird when you think about it, right?"

Hearing me say this, Lu Xiaoxian's expression was gloomy for a moment, but he immediately became radiant again, and took a sip on my mouth, "Let's go to bed!" That will bring back your previous memories. ”

I hit him head-on, Lu Xiaoxian's good-looking suffocating face suddenly became a little distorted because of the pain, if he hadn't really been shot through his body, I would have regarded him as a professional pervert, and then called the police uncle to arrest him.

Let's just think of this behavior as a hunger and thirst behavior when a man who has been lonely for a long time has nowhere to vent his desires! I don't bother with him for the time being, who told me that I was the only one who had a physiological reaction to him?

It's embarrassing to think about.

In order to make Lu Xiaoxian interested in the second woman as soon as possible, I took him out, and the first place I went to was the marriage agency, and through blind dates with various women, he expanded his knowledge of women, although before this, he had seen more women than the stars in the sky.

Today's marriage agency is much more advanced than the old-fashioned one before, before the blind date, you will be given a tablet, select some conditions of the opposite sex to come out, after some simple understanding, and then decide whether to meet, and the way to meet is also very novel.

There is a large turntable device, girls sit in a circle, boys sit outside in a circle, men and women face to face for 20 minutes, after 20 minutes, the turntable will turn, the person in front of them will also change one, and so on, until the number of people in a circle is finished.

Lu Xiaoxian didn't refuse, but from the moment he walked into the marriage agency, everyone's eyes were focused on him, saying that some people like such a handsome person would come on a blind date? And then I can't wait to introduce myself to him or something.

Don't you think it's puzzling? I'm also getting a headache, okay? If he were a normal man, would I still be willing to sell him?

Lu Xiaoxian obediently went to sit on the turntable, I wanted to follow him over to see how he was going to talk to the opposite sex, so as to capture his psychological condition, and walked to the door, but was stopped.

"Don't go in with your ex-girlfriend and mix ......"

I glanced at the woman who had no eyesight, and said angrily, "I am his mother." ”

"No, I'm sorry, it's just that you take care of it so well......"

Isn't that right?