CALARX16: The so-called plan must be thorough!
"This madman...... Someone is dying again. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Yue Shaoyi looked at the report on TV.
Last night, someone was brutally killed in a remote neighborhood. The walls of the crime scene are still painted with "WRATH" in blood.
[Damn, I couldn't catch him when I was angry that day, but I really should have called the police.] ]
Yue Shaoyi looked at the photo of the deceased on TV, it was a woman in her twenties with heavy makeup, and she was flattering at the camera when she took the photo.
[Although the deceased was a prostitute, ...... She probably wouldn't have died. ]
Yue Shaoyi sighed and turned off the TV.
[It's my fault.] ]
He opened the closet and picked up the skull mask inside. He clenched it tightly, as if there was an inexplicable magic force attracting Yue Shaoyi to wear it.
"Put it on!" The cold, hoarse voice suddenly sounded, like a cold-blooded snake spitting in his ear and hissing. Yue Shaoyi turned around vigilantly and found that there was no one around.
[What's going on?] Yue Shaoyi looked at the hood suspiciously.
He hesitated, and finally threw it into the corner of the closet.
"What's wrong, master? What strange things are you hiding? The heavy scent of roses lingered in his nose, and Josephine drifted into the room curiously and looked at him curiously.
"Nothing." Yue Shaoyi turned his head.
"What's wrong with you? Not happy? Master? Can I help you relax? As she spoke, she was about to take off her dark purple lace-trimmed dress.
"What are you doing?! If you have something to say, don't take off your clothes! Yue Shaoyi looked at her in horror.
"It's so uncomfortable to wear......"
"When I go out, you can take it off, and I'll leave right away." Yue Shaoyi hurriedly put on his black coat. [I can't stay in this house anymore!] ]
"Isn't it the weekend today? Are you still out? ”
"Well, don't talk to the two of them, I'm going to the amusement park in a while." He looked out the door and whispered.
"Well, why are you telling me? Aren't you afraid I'll tell them now? Josephine said ill-intentionedly.
"I need you to help me drag the two of them, don't let them follow me, I have important things to do today, if they go, they will definitely make trouble!" Yue Shaoyi whispered.
"Hmm...... Of course it's okay to help you, but how are you going to repay me? ”
“…… Feel free to ask. Just be above my floor. ”
"That'...... For example, what about not wearing clothes? She said as she began to take it off again.
"No, no, no, of course not. Your request is too much, and digging down from my bottom line to the United States is the place of your request. Okay, let's talk about any requirements when I get back, it's almost 8 o'clock, I have to hurry up or I'm going to be late. Yue Shaoyi looked at her pleadingly. Please, stop them. ”
"Okay~ No problem."
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He stood in front of the amusement park and looked at the crystal bottle in his hand.
[It can increase the favorability of the opposite sex.] Please, it's up to you today. O Buddha, coconut cake, no, Jesus, although I don't usually believe in you, you must bless me today! ]
A few days ago, Yehou and Lei Ming knew that Xia Yuling ignored him, so they vied with each other to make suggestions to help the two reconcile. Although Yehou didn't have much hope because he knew what was going on, Thunder was clearly planning this battle to save friendship.
[In order to live up to the careful planning of the thunder and the night, and of course, for the rain bells...... Ahem, don't get me wrong, it's just for the sake of extremely pure friendship, well, nothing else. Even if you do whatever it takes, you have to win this battle! So I brought Josephine's perfume. This is my last resort, and I must not use it unless I have to! ]
Yue Shaoyi carefully put the purple perfume in his hand into his pocket.
He looked around at the crowd, there was a long line at the ticket office, and many children were excitedly discussing which to play first and which to play after entering. A little girl laughed like crazy and grabbed the tail of a staff member dressed as a bear.
He looked up at the huge Ferris wheel and the towering roller coaster that he could see from outside the door, and he couldn't help but feel a little weak. [Damn, just thinking about the battle plan, forgetting that coming here means you have to go to a high place...... Damn it! Why amusement parks? ]
Yue Shaoyi stood in place for 5 minutes, but still didn't see Lei Ming.
"Wow! There's a guy over there who's super handsome! Looks like a Korean star! There's a black bodyguard on the side! ”
"Really? I'm going to check it out! ”
The conversation of two young girls in the neighborhood managed to get his attention.
[Handsome?] Black bodyguards? He was a little confused.
Yue Shaoyi followed the two girls to a group of women gathered and chattering.
He looked inside.
[What's the matter?] Isn't that the Night Hou and the thunder? Thundering black is a black spot, but it's not African, right? Although the supporting role of Yehou is handsome, it is not enough to give people autographs, right?! ]
[Are these women crazy?] ]
Far away, Yue Shaoyi heard the voice of the night marquis.
"Ahaha! Although I'm really handsome, I'm not a goryeo stick either...... Ahem, Korean stars! No more autographs! I'm really not Song Joong Ki...... What the? You asked me to sign my name on Kim so-hyun? No kidding! Why do you think I'm just handsome enough to be like that?! ”
Through the crowd, Yue Shaoyi saw that the kid who rarely went out was busy, taking photos and signing autographs. He looked at Yehou, who had finally straightened the head of the chicken nest and was dressed in neat and casual clothes, and the tall thunder standing next to him.
[What the hell did these two guys do?] Why are so many idiot women fooled? ]
"Everyone come one by one, don't squeeze! I just made my debut recently! I'm about to make a TV series! Called the ancestors of the sun! Remember to see it! Yehou smiled brightly.
"That's it! It's all gone! Yue Shaoyi shouted outside the crowd and squeezed in with difficulty.
"Huh? Xiaoyi, you've finally arrived?! The Nightlord looked at him. All right! The person I'm waiting for has arrived, so you all go play by yourself! He said to the idiot women. Reluctant lamentations rang from the crowd.
"What are you messing around here?" Yue Shaoyi looked at the two of them.
"It's not nonsense, isn't it convenient for you to find us?" Yehou said with a smile, Lei Ming nodded and smiled on the side.
"Isn't it just a phone call? You guys are really ...... What about Xiao Ye? ”
"They thought it was too sunny, so they went to the cold drink shop over there and waited. Let's go find them. Yehou explained, and then shook his bangs and walked to the cold drink shop. A few girls who didn't leave around let out a few exclamations.
"So handsome!" They whispered.
Yehou smirked proudly, and walked without touching the ground.
[This idiot ......] Yue Shaoyi smiled and pursed his lips.
"Let's go, black bodyguard." He looked at Thunder and saw that Thunder was looking down and thinking.
"Hey, Xiaoyi." He looked at Yue Shaoyi seriously. "I still think you should go according to my plan."
"Don't ...... No kidding! You call that a plan? Yue Shaoyi's eyes widened and he waved his hand.
"Why don't you scream? I think it's very reasonable! Lei Ming said seriously.
……
Yue Shaoyi fell silent and decided not to discuss his idiot plan with Lei Ming for the time being.
However, Thunder himself began to speak loudly.
"I think there was a point last night that made a lot of sense that we could use the fear that girls feel in a haunted house to make a well-thought-out plan. I went home yesterday and thought about it again and felt that there was something wrong with my original plan. ”
[Come on, you've got a lot of things you didn't plan for.] ]
"For example, yesterday I was planning to use a puppy I had at home to carry out a series of rigorous and well-thought-out combat operations. You should remember, right? I was going to let the dog eat too much and then be at the door of the haunted house...... Forehead...... Defecation, and then the smell attracts the husks who live nearby, and they accidentally step on the delicate mechanism I designed in advance while cleaning up the feces. When the trap is triggered, the hollow ball attached to it will burst open, revealing the prepared grain inside. At this time, there will be pigeons in the neighborhood to peck at the grain, and the cute pigeons will attract the bear children in the neighborhood, bear children you know? They would be so happy when they saw my dog that they would hug him, but when my dog recognized it, he would bark sharply. And my cousin Yuling, she will run into a haunted house that she didn't want to go to because she was afraid of dogs......"
"Stop! Stop! Don't you admit that your plan is? Listen to for yourself how big this loophole is?! Yue Shaoyi forcibly interrupted the thunderous gushing.
"Yes, I said that the original plan was really big and there was a big hole, so I changed it again yesterday......"
"No matter how much you change it, right?! Isn't your plan itself? ”
"What's the?" Thunder looked at him puzzled.
"Why is your sister scared into a haunted house? Maybe she'll be scared somewhere else! That's completely unreasonable! I said out loud.
"Oh, you mean that, really...... I didn't expect it at all...... I just thought that the shell lang was a nocturnal creature, and I thought it was a little unreasonable......" Lei Ming looked seriously thoughtful.
"Really, your plan really doesn't work, if you can't solve the most critical point, it's useless to have other ideas perfect." Yue Shaoyi looked at him and said.
While the two of them were discussing, the Nightlord was already greeting Rain Bell and Xiaoye, who were sitting under a huge open-air parasol.
"Brother Xiaoyi! Here and here! Xiao Ye, who was dressed in a beige dress and wore a straw hat with a sunshade, jumped up happily to greet Yue Shaoyi. And the rain bell sitting next to her didn't even look at him.
"Look, you still have to make peace with my sister quickly. Now, in order to keep the perspective without you, even I have been ignored. Lei Ming whispered very aggrievedly behind Yue Shaoyi.
[Hmm...... The situation is serious. Yue Shaoyi touched the purple perfume bottle in his pocket. [It's okay, I still have a secret skill when it matters.] ]
"Think about your plan again." He whispered to Thunder.
Lei Ming nodded.
"Now that everyone is together, let's go in." Xiao Ye proposed.
Yuling stood up from his chair and flicked his ponytail behind his head.
"Anyway, everything that should come and what shouldn't come is here, let's go, Lingge." Yuling took Xiaoye's hand and walked towards the gate of the playground.
[sigh...... I was hated......]
Yue Shaoyi looked at Lei Ming helplessly, and Lei Ming smirked.
"I can't help you......" Thunder said with a shrug.
"Little monkey, why are you crying with a sad face?" Yue Shaoyi saw Yehou looking grief-stricken.
"Shouldn't I have come? Disliked by the rain bells? Yehou said sadly.
"I didn't say you! Idiot! Rain Bell turned around and said loudly.
"Oh, that's good." Yehou patted his chest. "Scared me...... Ay? So who is she talking about? Yehou looked at Yue Shaoyi with a smile.
[This kid...... You've lived enough. Yue Shaoyi looked at him viciously.
"Huh? What shouldn't come? What's wrong? Xiao Ye looked back puzzled.
"It's alright, let's go inside." Rain Bell dragged her in.
"Let's go too." Lei Ming took out the ticket and said.
"Well, let's go." Yue Shaoyi nodded.
"That's right, Xiaoyi." Nightmarquis whispered to stop him.
"What's wrong?" Yue Shaoyi turned around.
"I think you seem to be a little afraid of heights, right?" The Night Marquis laughed. "Did you know that our activities today include bungee jumping, roller coasters, flying saucers, flying towers, Ferris wheels, and so on?"
"What?!" Yue Shaoyi looked at him. "I thought I just had to go into a haunted house and play with the merry-go-round or bumper cars!"