CALARX15:NI-MA-DE
Yue Shaoyi was extremely irritable and looked around the streets of Night Heaven, thinking about finding a few spirits or a few gangsters to relieve his boredom. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but the peculiarity of life often lies in the fact that things backfire. Because the vicious fugitive who called himself "Fury" is now running rampant in the dark of the city, even the neighborhood of Nighthaven, which has always been bustling, is rarely crowded.
He watched as a few passers-by scattered on both sides of the road hurried forward, and several shops closed early, as usual.
There were so many things that annoyed him in the past two days. Aside from the conflict with Xia Yuling, the photos taken by Jing and Xiao Nan with his mobile phone alone made him very incomprehensible. In addition, it was a long time to find the last spirit to make up the number to go to Sky City......
Alas...... Yue Shaoyi sighed and leaned against a closed shop, and reached out boredly to "pick up" a small stone.
[This is spiritual pressure.] ]
He watched as the stone shook and floated in the air, trembling, as if it would fall to the ground in the next second. He controls the stones to float around.
The day before, he didn't understand what spiritual pressure was, but now ......
[I also want to thank Tang Xinyan who is sitting next to me for learning this.] Yue Shaoyi was bored playing with stones.
During the class this morning, the blonde chief drank coffee leisurely with a cup and a delicate little cup, and listened to the lecture with a noble expression as if Her Majesty was leisurely listening to the boring reports of an idiot courtier at afternoon tea.
Then she accidentally didn't load X and knocked the cup off the table, Yue Shaoyi hurriedly wanted to catch it, and her hand also stretched out.
Just as the noble cup, studded with gold trim and clan crest, was about to shatter to the ground, it suddenly hovered in mid-air.
Yue Shaoyi raised his right hand in astonishment and looked at it, and then the cup fell to the ground and shattered.
He didn't save the cup, he just discovered the existence of spiritual pressure.
This kind of power is amazing, and Yue Shaoyi can skillfully control small objects after practicing for about an afternoon.
Small stones fly into the air and then fall to the ground in free fall.
Yue Shaoyi walked slowly down the street and looked at a man who had been sitting on the side of the road and crying with his head held since he came to this street.
"Hey, uncle, what's wrong with you?" Yue Shaoyi stood next to the weeping man.
The man still couldn't stop crying. And ignored him.
"Yo! What a coincidence, I saw you here, little ghost! A familiar loud voice sounded behind Yue Shaoyi.
He immediately pulled out the cross-dagger that Jing had given him, and turned to look behind him.
"Little ghost, don't be so angry, you used to have a little friendship, right?" The fierce-looking strong man in front of him looked at Yue Shaoyi and said with a fierce smile. He has the word "Wrath" tattooed on the door of his head.
"I don't have much to do with you madman." Yue Shaoyi pointed at him with his sword in disgust.
"Ah, of course, of course." Furious laughed, a scar twisting slightly at the corner of his mouth. "I don't have any friendship other than this piercing wound on my hand."
"Don't talk nonsense with me, hurry up if you want to. I should be able to make a lot of money with your bounty. Yue Shaoyi looked at him and said.
"Hey boy, I'm not going to do it, you're the only one who looks nervous right now, right? I'm just going to go to the store behind you and buy something. Furious spread his empty hands.
Yue Shaoyi glanced back. Behind him is a well-known underground black market.
He slowly put away his short sword.
"The sword is beautiful." Fury walked past him and into the black market.
[This bloodthirsty madman is an abomination, but in any case, this guy was a gang when he was in prison.] Yue Shaoyi thought about it, but in the end he didn't call the police.
He glanced at the weeping man who was still sitting on the side of the road.
"Hey, uncle, why are you a big man crying here?"
The man who was sitting on the ground crying was aware of it, and he raised his head and looked at Yue Shaoyi.
The uncle, who looked very decadent, had bloodshot eyes, thick dark circles, a jagged beard on his face, and his hair was unkempt.
"You're asking me?" Uncle Stubble looked at Yue Shaoyi with tears in his eyes.
"Of course, you're the only one crying around here......"
"But...... Oh, you're a soul purifier, aren't you? He asked.
"yes...... Yes! Are you a spirit?! Yue Shaoyi looked at him in surprise.
"Hmm." He sobbed and wiped away his tears.
"Uncle, why are you crying?" Yue Shaoyi looked at him suspiciously. [It doesn't look like it's polluted, what are you crying about?] ]
"I ...... I feel like my existence is meaningless......" The decadent uncle began to cry again.
[Huh?] Pointless? ]
"Uncle, are you a spirit? Isn't it because of meaning that the Spirit gives birth to life? Yue Shaoyi looked at him curiously.
"You...... You have no idea who I am. As...... If you know, you ...... It's going to feel like I'm really meaningless. "He whispered a weeper." I'm really ...... I don't want to live anymore, do you see if you can purify me? ”
"What are you talking about? You're not polluted, how can I purify you? I really need to purify another number, but you don't meet the requirements......" Yue Shaoyi looked at him puzzled.
"That'...... Do you have a ...... with you? Turbidity, huh? Can you give me some? The decadent uncle looked at Yue Shaoyi beggingly.
"No kidding! I'm a Soul Purifier! How is it possible to bring something like that?! ”
"Yes...... Is it? You're so kind. I've heard of a lot of purifiers trying to strengthen their ...... Spiritual pressure will pollute the positive ...... by any means normal spirits, and then purify them too. The uncle scratched at his unkempt hair.
"Then go find those people! Don't make such unreasonable demands to me! Then again, why don't you want to live so much? As for it? Can you explain? Yue Shaoyi was really a little curious.
"Original...... Why...... That's from my name......" The decadent man looked up at the deep sky, as if caught in a distant memory.
"What's your name?" Yue Shaoyi asked.
"Y--." Uncle replied.
"What?!"
"Y--." Uncle Stubble looked at him sincerely.
"I'll go to your uncle's and you scold again?!" Yue Shaoyi grabbed him by the collar and pulled him up from the ground.
"Do you dare to say it again?" Yue Shaoyi looked at him fiercely.
"Y--." The uncle looked at him with great sincerity and said.
[etc......] Yue Shaoyi calmed down a little, [I asked his name and he scolded me, it's not right, there is no reason to speak of it......]
"You mean, your name is you-Mom-?" Yue Shaoyi looked at him in disbelief.
"yes, yes." Uncle nodded.
……
Yue Shaoyi slowly let go of him.
"What's your name? Isn't it okay to have a different name? Is it homophonic or what? Yue Shaoyi asked strangely.
"Because this name is what gave birth to the meaning of life...... "The uncle said with a decadent look at him.
"What do you mean...... You were born because of this phrase 'you-mom-'? Yue Shaoyi looked at him in disbelief.
"Well, that's right. I am the life of this sentence. You-mom reluctantly bowed your head and admitted.
"Hahaha......ha Forehead cough. Yue Shaoyi laughed. Sorry, I couldn't hold back. He then sincerely looked at the decadent uncle and apologized.
"Forget it, it's okay, many people and spirits will laugh when they hear it for the first time." The decadent uncle took out a cigarette out of nowhere, lit it, and smoked it. As if he had seen through the red dust, he lightly exhaled a puff of smoke.
[It's really strange, I just thought I was already very troubled, why did I think I was actually very happy when I heard the name of this decadent uncle?] Yue Shaoyi scratched his head.
"Uh, uncle, are you sure you were born because of this swearing phrase 'you-mom-'?" Yue Shaoyi still didn't believe it.
"Well, yes." The uncle said in a low voice.
"Hahahahaha Once again, he couldn't hold back his laughter. "So when people call you, it's 'you-mom' come here, 'you-mom' good morning, 'you-mom' goodbye?" Yue Shaoyi asked sheepishly.
The uncle nodded solemnly and took a sharp puff of his cigarette.
"I'm sorry uncle, I'll definitely help you if I have turbidity. But I really didn't. Yue Shaoyi patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.
"You don't even have to listen to me to say that you're already planning to help me end my miserable life? No way? "The decadent 'you-mother-of' looked at Yue Shaoyi with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Well, you're really miserable uncle." Yue Shaoyi nodded seriously and said.
"Alas, it hurts you." The uncle sighed and lit another cigarette. Then he talked to himself.
"It's been so many years, since the day I was born...... At that time, I was still young and inexplicably fell in love with a beautiful girl...... Of course, it is also the Spirit. He took a puff on his cigarette and was silent for a moment.
"I would go to her every day with what she liked to eat and have a picnic with her by the river. She would always kick the water on the shore with her bare white little feet, and she would deliberately splash the water on me...... Then she laughed and ran away for me to chase her...... When she was tired of playing, she would lean on my shoulder and watch the fish swim in the water...... We spent many happy days together. The decadent uncle smiled and wiped the corners of his eyes.
But then, everything changed...... Her buddies told her my name, and her expression changed when she looked at me from then on. She began to deliberately avoid me...... Finally, one day...... She told me to stop looking for her......" He took a deep puff of his cigarette and looked up at Yue Shaoyi.
It wasn't long before she married a peasant with a nice name and a loyal and honest man...... They lived happily ever after, and they had healthy children...... Alas...... What do you think is the point of my life? The decadent uncle stepped on the cigarette butt and sighed.
"Almost all the spirits that see me look at me in disgust or make fun of me. What do you mean by me? Swearing? Oh my! He looked at the sky with grief.
"Why? I was born since the Warring States period, and I have lived with low self-esteem until now! What am I doing wrong?! He looked at Yue Shaoyi with a crazy expression.
Yue Shaoyi shook his head blankly. [I don't know, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with this uncle.] ]
"Why? Countless people are calling my name every second, every second! Right on this land! Why do people be very proud when it comes to things like the national flower and the quintessence of the country, why should I be spurned? I'm a national scolding! I ask you? Isn't my name also the language of men? Isn't it possible to express people's feelings? Doesn't it make sense to exist? The decadent uncle looked at Yue Shaoyi excitedly.
"This ...... I think it's very meaningful. ”
"Look at it, yes, you admit it. But why do you spit on me?! I am also part of the vast and profound language of China! Do you look at other countries that can express it so thoroughly and profoundly? The German translation is 'I've used your mom', but what about Japanese? 'Your mom is my'! Which one is right for me? Am I destined to be spit on for the rest of my life? He looked at Yue Shaoyi sadly and angrily.
"When you say that, I really think the world is really unfair to you."
"You see, right?" He changed his words, rubbed his hands and looked at Yue Shaoyi with a smile. "That's all that I said...... Little brother, I think you should be a newbie, right? ”
"yes." Yue Shaoyi nodded straightly.
"And what about you look at me?"
"Huh? What's going on? ”
"I'll be your spiritual servant." Uncle Decadent looked at him with a wink.
……
"No kidding! I do want a very rare spirit, but I don't want you! ”
"Big brother!" The decadent uncle screamed and hugged Yue Shaoyi's leg. "Please, take me! I'm strong! I am a powerful spirit whose name has been called by countless great men and mortals from ancient times to the present day! Do you know Han Taizu? He called me by my name 23,431 times in his lifetime alone! ”
"Don't do that!" Yue Shaoyi shook his head and kicked away this decadent uncle who was holding my legs.
"So what should I do...... I really want to be a spiritual servant......" He began to cry again.
"Uncle," Yue Shaoyi patted him sympathetically on the shoulder. "Turn your grief and anger into strength."
He quietly turned around and walked away while the decadent uncle you-mom were crying again.
[What are you kidding?] If I take him back, they'll laugh at me! ]
[You--bye!] No, but don't say goodbye......]