Chapter 9 Zhang Yi's Red Envelope

Listening to the other three people in the dormitory snoring like thunder, Zhang Yi was a little envious of them at this time. Pen ~ fun ~ Ge www.biquge.info why would he be so cheap, lying in bed early and not wanting to sleep, but he was attracted by the damn mobile phone that vibrated and couldn't extricate himself.

Oh, my God! Kill me!

Zhang Yi finally understood what it meant to "make a mistake into a thousand hatreds"!

Now, what should I give to this group of immortals who lack nothing? A wad of RMB pressed in the compartment of the suitcase? Or send stinky, white-washed old clothes?

Depend on! This question really stumped him.

Soon, his nose was unusually sensitive, and he smelled a familiar smell, which was the aroma of spicy strips! This taste, needless to say, must be "Weilong gluten".

Zhang Yi thought of spicy noodles, and his thoughts seemed to return to those years of his childhood. When he was in primary school in the village, he often used the pennies or two he earned from picking up waste to buy spicy noodles at the only small shop in the east of the village. At that time, I couldn't afford to buy too expensive, so I could only buy a spicy stick torn into strips for a dime to satisfy my cravings.

Later, when I grew up, the pocket money given by the family gradually increased. At this time, he was able to use the few dollars he had saved to go to the commissary in the town to buy some large bags of "Weilong Big Gluten". I remember that it was the first time I bought spicy noodles with a lot of money, and the children in the whole village were in a stir.

Can you think of forty or fifty children in open crotch pants shouting "boss" and "boss" in front of Zhang Yi, just to eat a fragrant spicy strip?

Zhang Yi can successfully become the king of children, and it is really important to say that spicy noodles are really indispensable!

Perhaps, you can use spicy strips as red envelopes to send out to the gods, in that case, it is also a good decision!

As soon as he said it, Zhang Yi climbed to the lower bunk lightly and walked slowly towards the place where the unique fragrance of spicy strips was emanated. That is where Zhao Long's drawer is located, if Zhang Yi is not mistaken, there must be some spicy strips hidden in this drawer. But as for how much it is, he doesn't know.

As the saying goes, "a goose feather gift for a thousand miles is light". On this big night, all the dormitories were turned off, and even the doors of the dormitories were locked, so there was no possibility that I could go to the store to buy spicy noodles. Even if there are few spicy strips, it can be regarded as a part of my heart. There is no way, the matter is urgent, so it can only be done.

But the moment he pulled out the drawer, Zhang Yi was stunned by the scene illuminated by the mobile phone in front of him! This is simply the road to the sky!

The drawer was full of spicy strips, including some spicy strips such as "bullfighter" and "Tang monk meat", and Zhang Yi's eyes were straight when he saw it.

Everyone's taste is different, let's take Zhang Yi as an example, his favorite food is the "matador" spicy pimple. When you take a bite, your mouth is full of oil, full of chewiness, and it exudes an incomparable flavor between your mouth, and your nerves can tremble for a while.

"That's it!" After making up his mind, Zhang Yi swiped the storage button on his mobile phone, and then pointed at the "matador" spicy strip placed in the drawer with a black hole that suddenly appeared on the mobile phone screen.

With only two whoosh sounds, the three large bags of matadors in the drawer were sucked into the phone and turned into a big red envelope that was shining gold. Based on a pack of 40 spicy pimples, that's 120. Now, you immortals can't say I'm stingy, right?

Zhang Yi perfectly solved the dilemma in front of him, and his mood became extremely happy.

The mobile phone vibrated twice, and Zhang Yi's red envelope was sent out by him at this moment.

When the immortals saw that the inspector had not sent red envelopes to Daozun for a long time, they were angry in their hearts, but they were embarrassed to attack, so they could only stare at the boss and look at the screen deadly. After all, they are high-ranking officials who have the power to kick people out of the group, and since they can be appointed by the Jade Emperor, they must be a big celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor. For the sake of such a small red envelope, you can't provoke a person with real power, and you can't make yourself happy, right?

It's a pity that Zhang Yi didn't know what the gods thought at this time, if he knew, maybe he would really be reluctant.

The silent Gan Lintai returned to its former joyful atmosphere after the "Supervision Envoy Daozun" sent out a big red envelope.

There were more and more names scrolling on the screen, and in the end, Zhang Yi's eyes couldn't even see it.

Congratulations to Fairy Chang'e for grabbing three "matadors"!

Congratulations to Taishang Laojun for grabbing eighteen "matadors"!

Congratulations to Nezha for grabbing nine "matadors"!

Congratulations to Erlang God Yang Jian for grabbing a "matador"!

Zhang Yi was almost amused to death by the lame luck of Erlang God Yang Jian, but in order not to attract the attention of the other three people in the dormitory, he had to keep it in his mouth and not release it.

Congratulations to the electric mother for grabbing the eight "matadors"!

Congratulations to King Yama for grabbing thirty-two "matadors"!

Congratulations to Marshal Tianpeng for grabbing fourteen "matadors"!

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Zhang Yi couldn't help but suspect his identity, so he had to make up another lie, swiped his finger across the screen, and a message full of deception was sent.

Overseer Dao Venerable: Fellow immortals, this thing is a mortal native product brought back by the lower realm of this immortal. It is said to be delicious. You see, the bag on the outside is made of a material called "plastic", and it can be kept in its original shape for a long time. The bullish calf drawn on the "plastic bag" is so flattering. Believe in this immortal, if you eat the black stuff inside, you will all go crazy for it!

Taishang Laojun and Tai Baixing, who were sitting in the Tushi Palace playing chess, looked at a bunch of inexplicable small bag-like things on the chessboard, and their brows furrowed. I forgot what color of chess pieces I was holding with my opponent.

Taishang Laojun is actually a foodie, otherwise what is the use of refining so many pills all day long? At this moment, he was already drooling, eager to know what this black thing was like to be fascinating.

"Brother, do you think this thing is really as delicious as Zhang Yi said? How do I look like a moldy rice cake? ”

Tai Bai Xing pretended to be well-informed, stroked his snow-white beard, and straightened the position of the white jade crown on his head, and then spoke slowly: "Big brother, don't you know, the scientific name of this thing is 'Matador', and it is a very delicious and popular food in the mortal world. Being able to eat it is definitely a new experience. ”

Taishang Laojun didn't continue to speak, but secretly cursed a "nonsense" in his heart. These words are almost exactly the same as what Zhang Yi said, do you need to repeat them?

Tai Bai Xing tore open the bag and smelled a fragrance that he had never smelled before, and the hara was about to flow down. opened his wrinkled mouth and filled in the black spicy bumps.

"Big brother, hurry up and eat, this thing is very delicious! I've been in the sky for so many years, and I've eaten such a delicious thing when I ate the cloud banquet made by the god of cooking all day long? If you don't like it, I'll take it all! Saying that, Tai Bai Xing didn't care whether Taishang Laojun agreed or not, so he took the "matador" on the chessboard into his arms.

"Brother, you can't do this, and I didn't say I wouldn't eat it!" Lao Jun stretched out his hand to stop Tai Bai Xing's selfish actions, and also grabbed the boss and put it around his waist.

Zhang Yi looked at the immortals on the screen and made a big compliment, his heart was about to float into the sky, sweeter than eating a jar of honey, but he didn't notice a dark shadow slowly walking behind him......