Chapter 8 The old moon is about to cry!
Yes, that's all!
Zhang Yi's eyes carefully stared at the interface that was swiped by complaints, and finally thought of a way to make the iron rooster obediently without threatening with words. www.biquge.info In this way, he can fully demonstrate that his so-called "immortal" is fair and strict, and he will not behave like a small belly.
Two fingers swiped quickly over the floating button of the keyboard, and the enthusiasm of all the immortals on the screen was finally hooked by him.
Inspector Dao Zun: Fellow immortals, the Heavenly Court Ganlin Group was created to create a warm and joyful atmosphere, and you don't have to worry about the luck king's reluctance to send red envelopes.
Lei Gong: But Yue Lao is also a little too picky, Taishang Laojun has sent no less than three or four hundred elixirs, and no one has blinked an eyelid.
As the saying goes, "the husband sings with the wife". As soon as Lei Gongcai expressed his inner thoughts, the electric mother followed closely and also condemned Yue Lao.
Electric Mother: That's right, Lao Jun sends red envelopes to immortals, so you have to continue to play according to other people's rules. If you grab something by yourself and use the Turtle Breath Dafa, how can there be such a good thing?
Nezha, this guy, always likes to join in the fun, and when he saw that the chat group was alive again, he immediately swept the heavenly court conveyor with his divine sense.
Nezha: Uncle Yue, you are also a respected immortal, how can you break the rules of giving out red envelopes? If I change Nezha, even if I take off my clothes, I won't lose face. Shame, shame! Make a look of disdain.
Erlang God Yang Jian: Although Yue Lao is very busy all day long, he may not even be able to spare time to send red envelopes, right? The three eyes of this god indicate that they are not used to this kind of behavior!
Huo De Xingjun, who had the hottest temper, didn't see Yue Lao appear for a long time, and the samadhi true fire on his head rose a lot, and his face changed from the previous fiery red directly to vermilion.
Huo De Xingjun: Yue Lao, don't be a turtle with a shrunken head if you have the ability, stand up in a dignified manner, don't lose the face of the gods.
Shui De Xingjun: Ben Xian raised his hands in favor of my big brother Huo's opinion, oh no, there are still two feet......
Yue Lao is actually really busy, the weather has been hot recently, and the hearts of many mortal boys and girls are ready to move, and the task assigned by Heavenly Court to pull the red line will naturally increase exponentially.
If I remember correctly, he still has to pull 39.87 million red ropes today, and there must be no mistakes. Once the marriage relationship does not match the actual connection, Yue Lao will be punished to replace Wu Gang in front of the Guanghan Palace and cut down the laurel tree that can't be cut down.
An old immortal, after that kind of hard work, the immortal energy is almost wasted. Although he is an immortal, he is old after all.
Sitting in front of Qiongyu's table, he was concentrating on the name information on the marriage book, implicating both men and women one by one. But at that moment, he sneezed violently. "Ahh Ahh ”
I rubbed my nose and slowly calmed down the feeling of panic. As he leaned down, his eyes were focused on the transmitter beside him.
The light curtain was scrolling with dense chat messages, without exception, all of them were strongly condemning and seriously dissatisfied with the behavior of the old man and the iron rooster.
"Whatever, anyway, this immortal has a task to do, so let them scold for a while. When you are tired of scolding, you will naturally stop talking. Hehe, first eat a nourishing pill to nourish and nourish the mind. ”
Yue Lao's face twitched for a while, but he finally returned to his usual state. With that, he took out a cyan halo pill from his cuff and threw it in his mouth with a rattling sound.
But he never expected that once he provoked public anger, it would not end well. I saw that a piece of news appeared on the huge silver ripple light curtain that made him tremble. It's from that damn three-eyed Erlang God!
Erlang God Yang Jian: As the responsibility of Heavenly Court's appearance and combat effectiveness, I, Yang Jian, am very ashamed of the behavior of a turtle with a shrunken head like Yue Lao. The god announced that if the old man didn't show up again, the god would come to the door. Until then, see what else he has to say!
Yue Lao secretly cursed the three eye plague gods countless times in his heart, and he almost cursed a paper man. It turned out that his ruddy face was covered with black lines, and he looked like he was about to cry.
"You're dead with three eyes, what if you can fight? The old man can't beat you, can't he run away? You deserve to be a watchdog...... Whining. Yue Lao's eyes turned red, and his voice began to choke.
Before the words fell, I saw a silver light flash outside the door, and the majestic armored man holding a three-pointed and two-edged knife instantly came to Yue Lao's side.
"Oh, it turns out that Yue Lao is really busy. You don't see the message on the plane, right? All the immortals are shouting for you to give out red envelopes! Benxian is just here to inform, don't dive anymore, waiting for your red envelope! As he spoke, Erlang God blinked three eyes, and made a cute pout.
If you can say that you used to pretend that you didn't have time to look at the conveyor, what about now? Erlang God has come to the door to find it, and if he hides it, there is no need for him to mix in the heavenly court anymore. It was not easy to leave a good impression in Granny Feng's heart, but she couldn't ruin a good marriage for such a trivial matter.
With a stomp of his feet and a bite of his teeth, Yue Lao went out!
Yue Lao: I'm sorry, fellow immortals, Fang Cai Xiaoxian was busy pulling the strings for the mortal marriage, and he didn't notice the news on the conveyor. If it weren't for Erlang God to inform Xiaoxian, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen any news from you today.
Nezha: Okay, okay, Uncle Yue is finally here, hurry up and send a red envelope to make up for it!
Electric Mother: Yes, make up for it!
Lei Gong: Hurry up and make up for it!
King Tota Lee: Hurry up and make up for it!
……
Suddenly, Zhang Yi was cheap, and he pressed out a message by mistake.
Inspector Dao Zun: This immortal is the embodiment of maintaining justice in the group, so he will naturally treat all immortals equally. Not to mention that Yue Lao has to abide by the rules when he is the king of luck, even if the immortal who is in charge of kicking people out of the group is the king of luck, he will definitely not sweep away your interest!
The words are impassioned and righteous, just like the ancient Bao Zheng Bao Qingtian!
Yue Lao: Since you all said so, then the little fairy will not talk nonsense, and directly send out some red envelopes to make all the immortals happy.
When Yue Lao sent this news, his heart was dripping with blood. You must know that there are not many marriage talismans in his hand, only thirty-four, which were originally used to enhance his relationship with Granny Feng, but he never thought that he would catch up with this unlucky time. Forget it, don't say anything, it's full of blood and tears.
Yue Lao threw the golden rune paper in the bag towards the conveyor, and then bit his lip fiercely and clicked on the hanging button of the "Send a Group of Red Envelopes" on it.
At this moment, every immortal stared at the boss, and the things that were old in the moon must be helping people match marriages. Who said that the immortals of the heavenly court have no spring heart? Please, they also have seven emotions and six desires, okay?
Zhang Yi took his hand speed, which has been single for 16 years, to the extreme, and with a "ding" sound, the mobile phone vibrated slightly, and his heart instantly jumped like chicken blood!
Congratulations to the Overseer Dao Zun for grabbing the Five Marriage Talismans!
Depend on! Five Ways! What a burst of good luck! However, just when he was complacent, other immortals grabbed red envelopes on the screen one after another.
Congratulations to Nezha for grabbing the three marriage charms!
Congratulations to Erlang God Yang Jian for grabbing the four marriage talismans!
Congratulations to the barefoot immortal for grabbing the four marriage charms!
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Four paths, why are there four paths. After flashing the name of another immortal, Zhang Yi's heart hung up.
"Six Paths! Six ......"
I silently recited it more than a dozen times in my heart, hoping that the person could grab the six marriage talismans, but the words I didn't want to see finally appeared at the top of the screen.
Congratulations to the Overseer for making Dao Zun the King of Luck!
Your uncle!!
Zhang Yi's heart suddenly flashed, and a million grass and mud horses galloped by!!