"According to the news just received by this station, a candidate in the Dongshan Qingcheng examination room was too strong, and the light that bloomed during the afternoon exam blinded the eyes of all teachers and students in the same examination room, causing serious consequences, which has now attracted widespread attention from all walks of life.

The refusal said that the candidate quickly ran away from the examination room after the test, and made a female classmate in the next examination room cry along the way, which is even more outrageous because after rushing out of the school gate, the candidate was still interviewed as if nothing had happened, and his pretended remarks stunned the interviewing reporter. At present, the candidate will face not only moral judgment, but also legal sanctions!!"

On the night of the end of the math test, Cheng Nuo's figure appeared on the pages of major media.

Especially his last sentence "If only love were so simple", it simply challenged the fragile nerves of the scumbags again and again.

There are even some math masters on the Internet, according to the mathematical theorems that Cheng Nuo said that are obviously not within the scope of high school, and did this year's college entrance examination questions, but finally found that the formulas that Cheng Nuo said were not said later, but they could solve the corresponding problems with the corresponding formulas.

In the afternoon, the candidates who had just been tortured by the ultra-difficult math problems were going to die, and when they got home and turned on the TV to relax, they suddenly heard this report, and then saw the casual and relaxed figure on the TV.

Still watching TV to relax? Relax with a yarn!

Countless candidates who saw this report felt that their fragile little hearts had been hit by 1024 points, and they were so angry that they almost vomited blood.

How can I not feel it?And the Lagrange median theorem he said, and what the hell is the rest of the Peano term!!

Did I go to a fake high school, find a fake teacher, do a fake mock question, and finally go to a fake college entrance examination with a fake brain?

Who am I? Where am I? What should I do? Should I go back to my mother's womb and rebuild it?

In the chaos of their minds, the candidates whose self-confidence had been hit sat dumbfounded.

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What Cheng Nuo didn't know was that his remarks would make many Taoist friends who took the college entrance examination unstable and almost went mad.

At this time, he was sitting at the dining table at home, gobbling it up.

"Cousin, are you a starving ghost reincarnated, eat so much?" Jiang Jun looked at the mess of cups and plates on the table, and said with a black line.

This is the fifth bowl of rice, isn't it?

Just take a test...... As for it?

"Basic operation, basic operation. Cheng Nuo gnawed on a big elbow and said vaguely in his mouth. "I didn't catch the exam this afternoon, I did too much work, and I consumed too much energy. ”

Cheng Nuo's right hand formed a fist and slapped it on his left palm, looking abrupt, "By the way, you should pay attention in the future, you are burying people...... Ahh Let others look down on you first, fill them with hatred, and then slowly show your strength, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!"

"Smack!"

Cheng Nuo snapped his fingers, seemed to be very satisfied with finding his shortcomings, and continued to bury his head in eating.

Jiang Jun next to him looked crazy.

I said, Cousin Cheng Nuo, are you sure you are not doing this...... Summary of work experience in pretending?

You are even more excessive than Feng Baobao!!

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The next day, June 8th.

The test subjects are in the morning and English in the afternoon.

These two subjects are not a problem for Cheng Nuo at all.

Needless to say, if the two subjects of physics and chemistry combined lose more than five points, Cheng Nuo feels a little sorry for his ability.

There is also English, for Cheng Nuo, a scholar who even knows what Penis means, that's not a thing!

The digital English memorization method makes Cheng Nuo get twice the result with half the effort.

There are thousands of English words in the high school syllabus, and Cheng Nuo memorized them all in less than half a month.

After breakfast, Cheng Nuo rode to the gate of No. 1 Middle School, and just stopped the car, Cheng Nuo felt the strange eyes coming from the candidates around him.

Cheng Nuo wondered in his heart.

He touched his face. No problem, my face is still as handsome as ever, huh?

He looked down at his crotch again. The zipper is also closed!

The surrounding candidates looked at Cheng Nuo with a trace of grief and indignation, a trace of incomprehension, a trace of resentment, a trace of shock, and mixed tastes.

Needless to say, these candidates must be the ones who were almost hit to doubt their lives and plan to return to the furnace after seeing Cheng Nuo's interview on TV.

Cheng Nuo also wanted to grab someone and ask what happened. As soon as Cheng Nuo walked towards everyone, they consciously took a few steps back to the side.

Make way for the big guy!!

Seeing that he was given a straight way ahead, Cheng Nuo touched his nose, indicating that he was a little forced.

However, Cheng Nuo did not hesitate and walked through the road calmly.

Well, although I don't know anything, I can't be cowardly, there must be a "fan"!

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In the morning, Cheng Nuo completed smoothly.

Except for a few uncertainties, he was 100% sure of the rest of the topics.

According to Cheng Nuo's estimate, his final score is around 290 points.

Barely ...... It's okay, right?

In the afternoon English, Cheng Nuo, who has a foundation of thousands of English words, is not afraid at all.

Get away with murder!!

English is not like mathematics and physics, which test candidates' logical and arithmetic skills.

In the subject of English, as long as your vocabulary has accumulated to a certain level, you can really do whatever you want!

Coincidentally, Cheng Nuo is such a scholar.

A man with thousands of words in one!

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the last exam, the English test, ended.

It was still Cheng Nuo who was the first to rush out of the school gate. Then, again, I was blocked by the beautiful beautiful reporter.

The beautiful reporter had a sweet smile on her face, and she was very happy when she saw Cheng Nuo's familiar figure.

Yesterday's first-hand interview with Cheng Nuo allowed the beautiful reporter to get a lot of bonuses.

When I see Cheng Nuo again, of course, I have to have a good interview.

Reporter: "Classmate, do you mind if we interview you again?"

"We want to ask you, what do you think of this afternoon's English test?"

Cheng Nuo: "What I want to say is still the same sentence. ”

"If only love could be as simple as English. ”

Reporter: "So, classmate, do you have no girlfriend now?"

Cheng Nuo: "I'm a single dog." ”

Reporter: "Okay, then I wish you find a girlfriend soon." Oh, by the way, can you tell me what's your name?"

Cheng Nuo: "Do good deeds without leaving a name." If you have to know, call me...... Enthusiastic about the examinee Cheng!"

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PS: If this chapter is sent out at 0:00 in the morning, it means that I ......

Drink the broken pieces~~~