Chapter 124: If only love were so simple
In the tense examination room, when other candidates were still working hard, Cheng Nuo's figure leaning on the back of the chair and drinking water slowly was like a clear stream.
The two invigilators who had been wandering around the classroom in the examination room also discovered Cheng Nuo's "outlier".
After all, in the huge classroom, only Cheng Nuo had a relaxed expression on his face, and he didn't seem to take this exam to heart.
However, Cheng Nuo's series of actions did not violate the exam regulations, and the two invigilators were helpless against Cheng Nuo.
The two looked at each other silently.
Among them, the young male teacher pretended to walk past Cheng Nuo casually. With a slight glance of his eyes, he saw the answer sheet that Cheng Nuo put on the table.
And on that answer sheet, there are various formulas and numbers that are densely dissatisfied.
The young male teacher was a little surprised in his heart, but he still looked like nothing had happened, and slowly walked to the older invigilator as usual.
"He's done it all. The young teacher whispered with one hand in the older teacher's ear.
"Really?" said the older invigilator suspiciously.
"Hmm. I glanced at it as I passed by, and it was done. The young teacher nodded.
"Hiss-" The older teacher gasped, looking at Cheng Nuo with a look of horror in his eyes, "The scholar is so terrifying!"
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Cheng Nuo's side is also bored......
In order to minimize the possibility of cheating, candidates are not allowed to submit their papers in advance in the national unified examination of the college entrance examination.
In other words, even if you finish the test paper, you must stay honest until the closing bell rings.
As for the inspection......
For Cheng Nuo, it is impossible to check, and it is impossible to check in this life. It's wrong and can't be wrong, you can only barely consume time by entering the sage mode.
Suddenly, Cheng Nuo felt that the secretion of antidiuretic hormone secreted by nerve cells in the supraoptic nucleus and paraventricular nucleus of his hypothalamus suddenly decreased, and the reabsorption of the renal tubules proceeded rapidly due to the lack of antidiuretic hormone, and then the remaining part of the water, inorganic salts, uric acid, and urea continued to accumulate in the renal tubules and collecting ducts. Then that feeling of fullness was transmitted to Cheng Nuo's brain through a reflex arc......
Ahem, well, to put it simply, Cheng Nuo drank too much water and wanted to go to the toilet.
Cheng Nuo raised his hand and called the invigilator, indicating that he was going to go to the toilet.
Going to the toilet in the college entrance examination, that step is simply outrageous.
After some tinkering, Cheng Nuo came to the toilet as he wished, and then under the strict gaze of the inspection teacher, he laughed dryly and took it out of his crotch......
This trip to the toilet is the most unnatural one on Cheng Nuo.
Holding it with his hand, adjusting the angle, and brewing for a long time, Cheng Nuo successfully launched.
After returning to the examination room, Cheng Nuo naturally attracted the attention of most of the candidates in the examination room.
Going to the toilet in the middle of the exam, especially in the math test, which is still the most time-critical one, their teacher has repeatedly warned that this is a big taboo!
I'm afraid this candidate is not a brain show, dare to do such a move! Especially looking at the way he slowly returned to his seat, it was so easy that they thought that Cheng Nuo had just given up the mathematics exam.
Wow~~~
I saw Cheng Nuo return to his seat without hurry, sit down, and pretend to inadvertently flip the answer sheet back and forth several times.
When other candidates saw Cheng Nuo's densely written test paper with their fairly passable eyesight: "........."
Exploded, mentality exploded!
The candidates who were already tortured by this set of math questions were completely blown up when they saw Cheng Nuo's already filled paper!
You're like this, let's be scumbags...... How to play?!
Cheng Nuo didn't feel the resentment that came, shrugged his shoulders with a smile, raised his wrist and looked at the time, there was still half an hour before the exam ended.
Goo-goo~~
Cheng Nuo's stomach rang uncontrollably.
It turned out that I didn't eat much at noon today, and I consumed a lot of energy to do the questions, and now I'm a little hungry.
"No, after a while, after the roll is rolled up, you have to quickly find something to fill your stomach. Cheng Nuo said to himself in his heart.
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At four o'clock in the afternoon, the bell rang and the rewind was reeled.
Cheng Nuo, who was hungry enough, turned into a cheetah in the second middle school, and after receiving a lot of resentment from other candidates, he rushed out of the classroom.
When he came downstairs, Cheng Nuo found that there were still people who came out earlier than him.
It was a girl, with a ponytail and a fleshy bun face, but the mood on her face was a little low.
Cheng Nuo, as a good socialist young man with extremely positive views and handsome facial features, although he didn't know this classmate, he still had to go up and care for him.
Thinking like this, Cheng Nuo walked up......
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Outside the school gate, many reporters with long guns and short cannons were waiting for them.
The college entrance examination, as the hottest topic at the moment, as a reporter, of course, must always follow up.
At this moment, a figure in white short sleeves trotted out of the school gate.
This person is none other than Cheng Nuo.
Cheng Nuo, who had just walked out of the school gate, was suddenly stopped by a beautiful female reporter.
"Classmate, can I interview you with a few questions?" the female reporter smiled sweetly.
"Yes. You ask. Cheng Nuo smiled and nodded.
Reporter: "Young man, you were the first to come out?"
Cheng Nuo: "Well, none of them are as fast as me. ”
The second little cheetah is so confident!
Reporter: "Well, yes, did you encounter anything unexpected during the exam?"
Cheng Nuo: "I didn't encounter it during the exam. When I left the examination room, I met a girl who was depressed and had tears in her eyes. ”
"I asked with concern, 'What's wrong with you?', and she said she wouldn't do any of the next big questions. ”
"I comfortingly said, it doesn't matter, a question like this is too easy, and doing it is also an insult to IQ. ”
Then she burst into tears. At first glance, I have experienced too little, and I was so easily moved by the kindness of a stranger, and I couldn't cry. ”
Reporter: "......"
Reporter: "So how simple is the next big question?"
Cheng Nuo: "The problem of the last derivative is directly solved by using the Lagrange median value theorem and the Taylor formula of Peano's remainder!"
"The analytic geometry problem is OK to find the integral of the curve on the ellipse, and then to find the double integral in the region included by the ellipse. ”
"Solid geometry is even simpler, directly on the triple integration package. ”
"Let's talk about the number series, first use the Dirichlet sufficient condition to prove that the general term formula converges to half of the sum of the left and right limits at the discontinuity point, then perform the Fourier transform, use the Laplace equation to find the sum of the Nth derivatives, and finally take a limit. ”
"Do you still have to do a problem like a probability question that can be blindfolded with your eyes closed?"
In the end, Cheng Nuo let out a long sigh, "This set of questions is too simple. ”
"If only love were so simple. ”