2. I feel that there is no youth comedy in the life of God1
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The surrounding area of the space is infected with dark colors, and although I don't know what kind of red lights produce it, the surroundings are really full of mysterious colors! But there is one very realistic thing that does not match the fluttering brilliance at all, and that is that it looks empty around it and is just an ordinary white room! And that's all Doudou sees when he opens his eyes!
"Mr. Beanie, welcome to the afterlife. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info Not long ago, you were tragically killed. It's short, but your life is over."
And in this all-white room, suddenly someone said that to me.
I don't know why the sudden situation happened.
There was a small desk and chair in the room, and the man who announced that my life was over sat in that chair.
If the goddess does exist, it must be the object in front of me.
Her beauty is completely different from the cuteness of the idol singers she sees on TV, and there is a kind of beauty that transcends human beings.
The long clear aqua blue hair gives a light and soft impression.
I'm probably about the same age as me.
On a perfect body that is not too plump or too insufficient, it is dressed like an ancient palace costume! This circle of "clouds" shrouded around the body.
The beautiful girl blinked her aqua blue eyes, which were as clear as her hair, and stared at me, who couldn't figure out what was going on, and froze in place.
「…… First meeting, Mr. Beanie. My name is Katier. She is the goddess who rules the flow of water and guides the young dead...... Now you have two choices."
…… This guy!
Is that a joke!? Or are you really just a simple fool! Recently, some special programs are not often broadcast on TV, creating some special scenes, so that ordinary people who inadvertently enter believe that it is true, and finally there will be a big unveiling or something!
That's right, it must be like this! Although the surrounding layout is quite mysterious, such a modern table! Absolutely, it's definitely a special program!
But forget it, the other party looks so cute! Just bear with me.
"One is to be reincarnated as a human being and start a new life. The other option is what you know to be a place of heaven, to live like an old man."
What is that! Even if it's such a lazy option to record a show. How to say it, it's too unserious! But at this time, as an empathetic modern person! Of course, follow her words and let the story continue, all in all, it would be bad if it was cold!
"Uh, that...... What is a paradise-like place? And more importantly, what does it mean to live like an old man?"
"The so-called heaven is not as beautiful as you humans imagined. There is no need to eat after death, and since you are already dead, you naturally cannot produce anything. I don't have the materials and any necessities to make things. And because of this, there is nothing in heaven. There was no television, no comics, no video games, and of course, because he was dead, he couldn't do anything but bask in the sun forever."
Well, there are no video games and no entertainment, it's more hell than heaven.
However, I want to become a baby and start a new life again...... I still don't like it!
No, this is the only option left! That's it.
Hawkers! After choosing, I think I'll be working on some special effects next, and then I'll look sad as I look nostalgic for my current self and move towards a new future! A crowd rushed out and shouted! You've been scammed!
Finally, after all kinds of explanations and all kinds of comforts, I went home with a lot of gifts! This should be the end of the next step, right?
Seeing that I was disappointed, the goddess smiled and said:
"Uh-huh, you don't want to go to a boring place like heaven, do you? Having said that, if you have to put aside all your memories and start living again as a baby, because the memories are gone, your existence will also disappear. So! I have good news for you."
Somehow, I just felt suspicious to the extreme.
With a smile on her face, Katir said to me with a wary heart:
"You...... You think the gods are handsome, don't you?"
"Huh!?"
"This is a very rare opportunity, it is the dream of every ordinary person, it is a very huge killing death!"
"Now, for some reason, there has been a change in the divine position in the divine realm, and there are just more vacancies! And then you just happened to be here! What do you think? Do you want to be a god? That's omnipotent."
Katir confidently states what she calls good news.
To put it simply, they want me to role-play and make me think that I have really become a god! And then there's a big reveal or something!
That said, it doesn't sound bad.
Even if it's just a more colorful act, it's a feeling to be a god!
To be precise, it excites me.
But, until then.
"Well, I want to ask a question, I haven't practiced any practice, and I don't know any spells or anything like that! In this way, can I be a good "god"?!"
"That's not a problem. With the kind support of our gods, it will directly affect your body when you go to your god's throne, allowing you to instantly possess the immortal body of the gods and the godhead that represents the existence of the "gods" itself! It's a piece of cake to learn spells or something. After all, who let you be accidentally killed by the main god above! …… So, all you have to do is choose."
"Wait, I just heard something very important. Did you mean that you were accidentally killed by the Lord God above?"
"I didn't say."
"That's exactly what I said."
The previous tension is gone, and the other party is obviously a goddess, but my attitude is already like treating my peers.
…… However, it is an attractive proposition.
I care a little about that, but if I can become a god, it would be great to think about it, wouldn't it!? That's an all-powerful being! Even if it's just a simple play!!
At the same time, Katir stretched out her arms vigorously, and the "cloud qi" wrapped around her body spread out. In mid-air, the clouds were upside down, and finally three mirrors appeared in front of Doudou.
In a mirror lies a world of light! In it, the white light flowed like water, like an ocean of light!
The second interface reflects the modern world of traffic! And the most conspicuous of them is probably a newborn baby.
Finally, the third mirror shows a huge palace, and at the center of that palace is a tall chair made of gold!
"Sa! Take your pick. The final fate is in your hands! I can grant you the results of your choice."
In this case, even a fool knows which one to choose. Because the answer, yes, is too obvious! Although there are some deliberately troublesome guys who will choose unexpected options at this time, but I am not the kind of guy who likes to deliberately dismantle the stage, so I still honestly choose the answer they want, and then go home early!
"The third! I choose to become a god!"
"You'll be proud of your choice! New to me, your compatriot, you will be the god of rain! This is your priesthood, and it is your throne!"
The goddess looked at me with a smile in her eyes, and at the same time, at my feet, a blue magic array appeared!
This special effect feels so real, it must have cost a lot of money, right?
"The god of rain! It doesn't seem like a small position!"
Remember whether it's Eastern mythology or Western mythology. The god of rain all represents a very high position!
Like what kind of dragon lord, rain master? Or those rain gods in the West are all very famous!
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Originally, it was supposed to be like that, but the god of rain in reality is actually just a god of the lower gods! As a slave, he belongs to the last god of the water system!
But! That's not the most important thing, the most important thing is that I found that this is not a fool's show at all. It's real!!!
At the top of the endless clouds, I was standing at the highest point of the world, looking down on the mortal dust in a god-like posture! No! It's not like I'm God!
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