3. I feel that there is no youth comedy in the life of God2
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One hundred years from now –
Light rain, moderate rain, heavy rain, showers, water droplets constantly falling in the cloudy sky. It is called rain.
People who suffer from drought call it the nectar of life.
People who were hit by the flood were angry at it as a source of disaster.
He is terrible and gentle at the same time. The muddy world is cleansed by his power.
Dilapidated things, devoured by him.
It is full of two-level laws, small and great, gentle and cruel, which has been written by countless people. An existence that has been praised by countless people and cursed by no one. But for Doudou, it's just endless boredom!
Countless rainwater drops fell into Doudou's eyes, and at the same time, they also reflected in Doudou's heart.
It felt like it was raining all the time, and yes there was nothing else but it.
"Ah, it's so boring, why, why is it like this!!
With Beanie's roar, the thunder drew a beautiful trajectory in the sky.
He sighed vigorously and sat up from above the clouds.
"That's all for today's mission! All in all, let's go back first."
Some neurotic self-talk as they walked forward, but in fact they were standing in the sky, so they were only self-aware at best.
The water vapor gathered by the falling raindrops formed a mirror of water in the air, but Doudou didn't care about this incredible phenomenon, so he walked into the mirror and disappeared. ……
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"I'm back!"
The scene that reappeared in Doudou's eyes was a completely different area from the place where it was raining just now, and there was no rain in this place. The white clouds are long, the blue sky is white, and the most conspicuous thing is not these things, but a huge palace-like house, and the whole house shines with this golden light, which looks like it is cast in gold.
As Doudou approached, the huge gate opened automatically, as if welcoming its owner.
As you walk through the door, you will find that the world behind the door is completely different from the magnificent appearance from Doudou's perspective. Or is it a place where people feel speechless?
That's right, it's just speechless! Because this place looks like it's just a normal room. A writing desk, a bed, and nothing else. It's like a student dormitory.
Although witnessing all kinds of unbelievable, Doudou did not show any surprised expression, but just like that, he lay down on the bed hard.
The "porphyr" is a bed that looks like a regular wooden bed, and it makes a sound like a waterbed. If you look closely, you will see that the entire bed is fluctuating as if it were thrown into a pebble lake the moment Doudou jumps on it. In fact, not only the bed, but the entire room, and even the huge castle outside are made of water!
"I've been completely deceived, what's the difference between this kind of life and the heaven that the goddess said?"
I complained to myself, I can't help it, if I don't do this, I guess I'll soon forget what to do when I speak!
"Damn! There is no youth comedy in God's life!"
God is omnipotent, these are the words of the goddess who met once a hundred years ago. It's okay to be just an ordinary little god. After all, I think I'll be happy because I'm omnipotent, right!?
But it soon became clear to me that it wasn't the case at all.
The role of the god of rain is not that of the god responsible for rain, as in many ancient legends. On the contrary, it does not manage the so-called rain at all.
Where the rain will fall, where it will rain, and how much it will rain. It has nothing to do with the god of rain at all.
The main responsibility of the god of rain is to manage and protect the law of rain.
Everything in the world works according to various laws. The earth has a gravitational pull, the air flows, the magnetic field has a positive and negative force, and there are shadows under the light. All of this is the operation of the "law".
The so-called gods are beings who specialize in guarding and managing the laws.
As we all know, rain is formed due to the sun's irradiation, which causes water to evaporate and form water vapor that converges with the atmosphere in the high altitude to form dark clouds, and finally countless water droplets that drip down under the action of cold air.
And this law is a law, and the so-called god of rain is the character who is in charge of this law, to put it another way, just like a programmer, at the beginning of writing a certain program is based on this program, so that the characters in the game can only run according to these laws, and there is not much difference between the two.
Because of this, whether human beings destroy the environment or create terrible weapons, everything will follow the laws customized by God, so human beings will never be able to discover the existence of gods!
But because of this, my job is to watch the rain every day, during the day, at night, no Sundays and no holidays, just work every day.
Moreover, there are still regulations in the divine realm, and there are different gods and gods.
Although mortals cannot see God, they cannot touch God. But God sees everything about mortals.
Perhaps in order to prevent some gods from inadvertently disturbing the order of the world, this rule was set so that each god could only be responsible for his own realm, and he was absolutely not allowed to go to the realm of the gods who were not where he was.
The end result is that I can't even watch TV, let alone games and stuff like that. ,
Scratching my head hard.,The most terrible thing is that you can't communicate.,Although I'm originally an otaku.,It's not a character who likes to communicate with people.。
But no matter how you say it, he has become a god.
Not to mention those top male gods and the like, at least those goddesses should also know each other, and there may be a lot of such and such things happening between coming and going. It was supposed to be this kind of unfolding, but it didn't-
Except for reporting to his boss once every ten years, the rest of the time he can only go around to see the rain and stay in his own kingdom. Speaking of the kingdom of God, it is even more of a pit!
At first, I thought that as long as I became a god, I would have my own temple or something, and it was so handsome reflected in that mirror.
In reality!
I was deceived by that goddess! After talking for a long time, that temple is just to make a reference sample for me, so that I can create it myself in the kingdom of God! But she's a high-ranking god, even if she wants to get it back, she can't beat it, so she can only forget it!
The kingdom of God is the unique power of the gods, and each god has his own kingdom of God, and in the kingdom of God, everything is according to the will of God. God is omnipotent! What a wonderful thing!
But! The omnipotence, the so-called omnipotence, is the ability to create everything you imagine, doesn't it sound like it's awesome!
But, but, relatively! If you don't know, you can't create it! Mobile phones, TVs, game computers, and accessories for those things are only known to the ghost! That temple is just a pictorial surface, how do I know how the interior should be structured! The result of creation is the outer temple, and the inner is my original room!
After all, a little god is a little god after all! It's completely different from those so-called gods!
God, omniscient and omnipotent! Even if you don't know something, you can create it, that's the real god, like me, at best, it's just a wage earner!
And when it comes to water gods or something, there is no future at all!
I didn't see it, as the goddess of water, who is the upper god, will she still go to work part-time for the god of death? It's not that it's just too boring. Even if the water god sits in the position of the main god and becomes the god of the sea, he will only change from watching the rain to watching the sea after all.
All in all, it must not go on like this! If I stay here, I'm going to go completely crazy and I'm going to quit!
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The so-called gods themselves are super beings above mere physical bodies, or even life is a questionable existence! To resign, to resign, is to strip away the credentials of God and the fundamental Godhead. What would my own existence be like at that time? Generally speaking, it will become the existence of the Wild Spirit!
The Wild Imperial Soul that has lost its godhead is very susceptible to the influence of the outside world, and if you are not careful, you may even lose yourself! , so before you want to become a desolate spirit, you must first choose some things to rely on. And the better the quality of the thing it depends on, the longer it can exist for the Wild Soul. Some of the better quality of the Wild Soul can even make the Wild Soul as eternal as the gods!
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"I'm quitting!"
"You're going to resign!?"
After another hundred years, I'm finally ready to quit my job, and now......
"Yes, I can't do it anymore!"
"For such reasons, to be honest, I can't get you to resign!"
Look at the 10,000-year-old boss who stared at me with slanted eyes. Totally expected! But I was prepared!
"Lord Mizujin! I expected you to say that from the beginning, so I was prepared!"
"Even if you bribe me, I can't!"
"Don't worry, it's definitely not a bribe, please see-"
"It's ......"
"It's just a little trick to put sound and video in it. Don't talk about that, let's take a look at the contents!"
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"This! This is ???"
"Even if you destroy it, it's useless, oh Lord Water God, I have already copied thousands of copies of that thing, and it has spread to all parts of the divine realm, and as long as I move my fingers, many gods will know what is in it!"
"This!! It's a threat."
"Well, I can't help it, it's all forced by this world!"
"I see"
"Hmph, sure enough, the adult is really wise!"
"Don't be happy so early! The Dripping God Terrace is not so easy, if you are not careful, you may be crushed along with all the existence!"
The shrine is also known as the Falling God Terrace! It was created by the gods who were specially designed to punish the gods who had made great mistakes, to deprive them of their godheads!
Since it's used as a criminal law, it's not a gentle guy.,If you're not careful, it's estimated that you'll be wiped out!
But I'm here too. How can you give up at such a time!
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A streamer of light passes through the boundary between the virtual and the real, and appears in the present world!
"That thing, it's really terrifying, although I have long expected it to be terrifying, but it's really terrifying, almost, it's really almost a god's form destroyed! But I've managed to get through it, but now I'm a divinity at best!"
"I can't even keep my simple human form, so I need to get to the best thing I've found after a hundred years of secret exploration!"
Ignoring space and distance, the streamer cut straight through the towering buildings before finally stopping in front of a portal.
There it is! For a hundred years, I've been scared every day, squeezing in thousands of ways to get a little chance to the mortal world, and I didn't even look at the latest game I loved to update, just to find the best thing to rely on.
But luckily, it only took 100 years to find it!
Although it is said that before looking forward to the new future, it is necessary to pray about the old past. But there's no time to waste! A new future, I'm coming!
A very ordinary house with white walls and gray floors. It doesn't seem like much has changed, but it's the 23rd century.
But now is not the time to care about that. Turning my gaze to the jade pendant placed on the wall, that was what I was looking for.
The whole jade pendant is carved from pure mutton fat white jade, which has a huge value.
If you use it as a medium, as long as I take care of it, it will not be too much to achieve eternity.
But that's not the main reason why I chose him, if it's just for mutton fat and white jade, then the option is really rotten, and the biggest reason to choose him is because this is a jade pendant carved with a rainy scene. And the person who carved him is injected with a powerful spirit in it, and after a long period of accumulation, it contains a powerful power, which contains the power that resonates with the rules of "rain", which is the best thing for me as the god of rain.
Sa - it's over, sad to see the rain every day, hello - a new life where you can play games every day!
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Lai!?
What is the situation?
This kind of thing. Really, is it possible? Brake! Where are the brakes for me to stop!
Juvenile! My ultimate target, a teenager actually appeared in front of the jade pendant.
Damn it! Are you specifically ambushed by? Why did you suddenly stand in front of the jade pendant! If you hit the human body like this, will something happen? It's so fast that I can't stop at all.
Please, God, don't have any super-expansion with that boy!
The light, the pale blue light that represents the god of rain, shines throughout the room!
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"If I gave up being a god, there could be no youth comedy that went according to my plan!"
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