Ouyang tried his best, but he could only snatch a bowl from the mouth of the gobbling young girl and kept it for Qingshuang, this was still the result of the little girl who shook the pigtails and didn't recognize her six relatives, and found a trace of sanity for the sake of the chef. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Ouyang couldn't help but pay attention to her lingering expression and big watery eyes, and he pulled out a tissue to wipe the cheeks of the red-haired young girl.

"Is my little sister lost?" Ouyang put on the most kind smile in his opinion.

"Woo, yes," the young girl put on a very contrived crying look, and if Ouyang scored it, it would be three points at most, and two of them would be on the young girl's face, "People haven't eaten for three months." ”

Pretending to be pitiful and pretending to be too much for you! If you don't eat or drink for three months, you've already turned into a pile of dry bones in the wilderness.

Without hesitation, Ouyang gave the very tempting forehead with his middle finger.

"Ugh." The young girl let out a sad scream, in the eyes of those who don't know, this must be a picture of ghosts and animals, Ouyang is glad that there is no one else here.

"Tell the truth." Ouyang deliberately straightened his face.

"In fact, I was chased and killed by the enemy, and I had to flee at night, and now I am in a state of exhaustion, and I want to spend the night in Your Excellency's cabin."

"Are you also your father owing money and running away?"

"Yes, yes, it seems that I owe three thousand oceans." She folded her hands and counted for a moment, then reported what she thought was the largest number.

It's not three thousand worlds!

So Ouyang hit the forehead again.

"There's no next bowl of porridge for the deceitful bad boy," Ouyang still took out the most realistic weapon, "Tell me all your name, family background, hobbies, specialties, and why you are here." ”

"Yes, the name is fish intestines, I live in Shandongtou, my hobby is fishing, my specialty is sneaking, I smelled the fragrance eight hundred miles away, so I came over," the young girl saluted Ouyang and quickly said her personal information, "By the way, I am 128 cm tall and weigh 27 kilograms, and my measurements are-"

"There's no need for this, otherwise all of us in this book, including it, will be cut in half," Ouyang quickly interrupted the young girl's words, "I'll send the porridge to Qingshuang first." ”

"Sister Qingshuang is already dead, so do you have to hire someone to take care of you to eat, drink, and Lazar?" The bowels of the fish showed the pitiful expression of the higher primates and the lower reptiles.

Although Ouyang felt that according to the current reality, it was likely to be turned into a prophecy by the little Lori, but he still told the truth.

"Actually, I overate and ended up eating a bad stomach, and now I'm lying in bed to recover my strength."

"Then I'll have to visit her." The braids on the back of her head wagged excitedly like a husky's tail.

You just want to see her jokes!

Anyway, Qingshuang died by herself, and everything had nothing to do with Ouyang.

"Director, dinner is here."

"It's too slow," Qingshuang complained, and her body leaned over very honestly, "Why is there only so much, have you stolen it by yourself?" ”

"Sister Qingshuang, this porridge is super delicious," the fish intestines that were left behind jumped in, "I almost couldn't help but eat it all." ”

"Spit it out to me, dead girl," Qingshuang seemed to have been resurrected with full blood during the standby time in bed, shaking her thin body hidden in her sweatshirt back and forth, "The old lady finally got a bowl of hot porridge, do you know how difficult it is for me to eat bread instant noodles puffed food for more than ten years." ”

After venting, the fish intestines that began to circle in their eyes were thrown to the bed mercilessly by Qingshuang.

Seeing that Qingshuang is so skillful, maybe the little girl's head was shaken by her.

"Oh, it's not bad," Qingshuang licked the small bowl three or two times, "I think Ouyang, it's better for you to be a chengguan or a chef." ”

"Spare me, this guy smelled food eight hundred miles away and rushed over."

"It doesn't matter, it's because I'm sick in bed that she has a chance," she smiled confidently, her tongue-licked lips delicate, "I'm the strongest at home." ”

It turns out that you are even more terrible! Ouyang said in his heart.

"Wait, Director, you said you," Ouyang ignored a detail, "Eating junk food for more than ten years?" ”

"Not exactly," Qingshuang looked out the window, as if embarrassed to respond, "I still go out for a good meal once in a while." ”

"Eat and drink at public expense!"

"This is my biggest, who else can I reimburse the public funds, besides, you have also seen the poor mountains and bad waters, and these people are secretly hiding at home to do shady business, and they have never paid a cent of taxes to me, the nominal manager, and the inflation is so serious, the GDP growth in the mountains can't keep up at all, and the money I have stored in the bank is about to become waste paper, and the wages of the chengguan have never shrunk, and the people who signed up twenty years ago have all been lined up in your village, and now I can't even see a cat." Qingshuang seems to have eaten and drunk enough, and has the strength to complain, and she doesn't breathe for a long time.

"Then my wages ......" Ouyang was worried that it would become the end of the evil contract foreman who owed the wages of the migrant workers.

"Pulled out of my dowry book!" Qingshuang became teary-eyed as she spoke, this is the self-cultivation that a qualified actor needs, Jiang is really still old and spicy, "Ouyang, look, don't you have pity on me, and reduce the remuneration appropriately." ”

"Nope."

"How can a man say no."

"Anyway, Sister Qingshuang, you can't get married, it's better to give the money to Mr. Chengguan to eat a few more delicious bites." The fish intestine didn't know when it sat on the edge of the frost, and the old god was in the tunnel.

"That's it." Ouyang echoed.

Qingshuang unceremoniously sent a chestnut by himself.

"The truth I said, Sister Qingshuang in the deep mountains and old forests, you never go out," Yu Gu said with his head in his hands, "and you're not a sleeping beauty." ”

"What do children know," a flush appeared on Qingshuang's face, as if she had sunk into a beautiful fantasy, probably because she had read too many girly comics, "I have a hunch that I will meet my true love in front of the bear with the salmon in my mouth." ”

That's someone else, not you.

"That guy is pretty miserable too."

"Uh-huh," Yu Gu nodded approvingly, "the temp boy is right. ”

"Call me Ouyang," he corrected, "who is the one with a broken mouth who is preaching that I am a temporary worker." ”

"It's Sister Qingshuang, a week ago, she told us every day that she had found a cheap coolie, of course, not in a meeting in a group of instant messaging software."

I really underestimate your degree of modernization, Ouyang sighed, no wonder the people here are not surprised by him, it turns out that he has long been sold by his boss.

"I'm not proud of you," Qingshuang played with the ends of her hair hanging down from her sideburns, "Even if I'm a squatter, I still have a dowry, and I won't have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of my life." ”

"I said you, you can't be the Jiangyang thieves who did a lot of work and then hid in the mountains to avoid trouble, rape and plunder, all evil, and can stop children crying at night by name."

"It's even more powerful than this-" Yu Gu jumped out of bed and wanted to demonstrate his combat power in front of Ouyang, but was pulled back by Qingshuang's braid.

It turns out that this is the key point.

"Ahem, there is no better law-abiding citizen than we are." Qingshuang said with an awe-inspiring face.

Ouyang absolutely believes in this sentence, there is nothing more environmentally friendly and harmless than squatting at home.

"In short, Ouyang, you can go to work in peace," she took out a passbook from the bedside table and threw it to Ouyang, "In the past, my mother was also a person who used to be a check with a big stroke of the pen." ”

Ouyang glanced at the passbook that recorded the passage of time, as well as the decreasing numbers in it.

"Director, are you sure you didn't tell anyone else your bank card password?"

"How is it possible, and it's not a child." Qingshuang said as a matter of course.

"But look," Ouyang pointed to the latest balance displayed on the paper deposit, which was probably enough to eat a convenience store bento deposit, "There are only two digits left." ”

"Oh this," Yu Gu thought for a while and said, "I'll take it to buy food with everyone, and the password is Sister Qingshuang's birthday, so it's easy to guess." ”

Qingshuang was hit for the second time of the day.

"Cheer up, Director!" Ouyang hurriedly helped her, "The daughter is gone, and she will come back." ”

"My squatting career at home, my Prince Charming......" Qingshuang lost her perception of the outside world, and kept muttering these two sentences to herself.

Let her calm down alone, Ouyang is also a poor bastard, and there is nothing she can do.

"Then I'll go back," the figure of the fish intestine disappeared outside the window, leaving only a gust of demon wind slapping on Ouyang and Qingshuang's collars, "Thank you, Brother Ouyang, for your hospitality." ”

It's not as simple as you to eat and wipe clean and pat your butt and leave, look at Qingshuang who is still in a state of trance, Ouyang has no regrets about straying into this magical land.

"The murderer has run away, hey."

"What did you say?" Qingshuang threw his confused and innocent eyes at Ouyang, "What murderer?" ”

It won't be stupid when it's over.

"The red-haired girl who ate your porridge and stole your passbook ran away."

"My porridge, my money, my dowry book ......" A momentum that can destroy the world and be comparable to tens of millions of tons of equivalent mushroom bombs brewed in Qingshuang's soft and weak body, "I actually stole it from the old lady, don't you want to see the sun tomorrow!" ”

"She ran over there." Ouyang pointed out the window expressionlessly.

"Where is the little girl!" Qingshuang also left a gust of wind with her angry hair.

Ouyang, who had worked hard all day, was really exhausted and hungry. Thinking of the wages that had flown into the belly of the young girl with fish intestines, the gray and white of the world in front of him became a little thicker.

After he found something in the kitchen to eat, he didn't bother to go back to his cabin, and went straight to sleep on the sofa in Qingshuang's house.

The summer night's dinner was mixed with the restless cries of frogs during their courtship, mosquitoes unexpectedly disappeared in the deep mountains and old forests, and only silence murmured under the night of the half-moon.

Ouyang turned over and smelled the faint smell of oranges on Qingshuang's body. What remained on the piece of furniture on which she often lay was a lighter, gentler smell. He was a little ashamed, and at the same time subconsciously let down the guard in his heart and sank into sleep.

The next morning, an unexpected voice broke it.

When Ouyang opened his eyes, he also found that he was covered with a thin gray blanket.

"Little brother, get up and talk to me."

and Hanyue's eyes are still like foxes, but they are a lot warmer.

The sudden drop in temperature around him gave him the urge to sneeze.

"Spare me." His shoulder blades are still sore today.

"Huh?" Han Yue's cold fingers stroked the cold hair on Ouyang's neck, from his jaw to his collarbone, "Little brother, I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again." ”

"Wash up now!" Ouyang quickly jumped up from the sofa, his heart was beating suddenly, and he didn't know if he was scared or what.