Chapter 4 Bear Infested Beware
"I said," Ouyang finally asked the big doubts in his heart, "Are all the women in the mountains monsters?" ”
Qingshuang, who sent away the guests, returned to the lazy state of squatting at home, and was noncommittal to Ouyang's question. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"What do you think?" She threw the question back to Ouyang.
How about it, not so much the ignorant village women who live in remote and small places, these are more like hermits who have escaped from the world, and Ouyang knows that those are eyes full of stories.
"I'm really embarrassed to suddenly intrude into your life," Ouyang looked at the woman in front of him who looked like an elf from another world, and he was a little ashamed, "And I can't even beat a little girl." ”
"There is no shortage of people full of violent factors here," Qingshuang pulled out an old comic that Ouyang had never seen from the bookshelf, "Do you remember what job you applied for to come here?" ”
"Ancient Sword Conservator...... Is it? "Ouyang really forgot that he still has such a job, it seems that he has been brainwashed by the urban management induction education in the past few days.
"That's right, I don't have any work on this for the time being, but someday there will be," she shook off her sandals and curled up on the bed with her hands on her knees and read the comics, "Of course, if you think life in the mountains is too boring, you can always resign with me." ”
"And then you're going to run to the telephone pole and put up a little advertisement?" Ouyang imagined such a scene for a moment, and couldn't help but laugh.
"Long-winded." She pursed her lips.
"I'll stay here until I find my way forward."
Ouyang found that apart from this hut in the middle of a hill, the world was so big that there was no other place for him to rest. The wreckage of his former home is gone, and he suddenly misses the irresponsible father who left him here.
"Fleshy."
"Who's there reading shoujo manga?"
"Long-winded."
It's over, this person has completely entered the self-house security mode again, and he has refused to communicate with people, Ouyang thought so. He picked up the plastic sandals that still had the temperature on them, walked to the entrance and set them up, and took out a pack of bulging potato chips from his large and small shopping bags, ready to take them back to offer to the chief. Hopefully, the smell of the snack will free her from her delusions.
"Sniff", Qingshuang twitched his nose like a wolf that smelled the smell of fresh meat, "I thought you would be scolded and then go home empty-handed, but I didn't expect it to be quite capable, Ouyang temporary city manager." ”
"I really don't know how many years someone has been eating other people's snacks for personal gain to save that huge amount," Ouyang put the potato chips on the floor in front of Qingshuang, "The amount is huge, and it will be sentenced." ”
"Hmph, the emperor is far away, I'm the boss here," she bent down with incredible softness, picked up a slice in her mouth, and then tilted her head to chew it, "It feels great to be resurrected." ”
Are you a weird robot that uses potato chips as fuel!
"Didn't Xiaolian even embarrass you?" Qingshuang showed a curious look, "Every time I go, I have to be pestered by her for a while, so I don't dare to go, and I have been cut off for a long time." ”
It must be because of love.
"Probably the director is more charismatic, haha."
"It can't be that girl who has been alone for too long and is so lonely that she can't take a fancy to you, right?" Qingshuang hurriedly shook his head, "Impossible, impossible." ”
Of course it can't be, after all, what she likes is you, Lord Director, and it's a perverted forbidden love that will never come true at first glance.
Ouyang then remembered that the black girl with a single ponytail had also given him an important task.
"Director, where is your cup, I'll make you a cup of tea." Ouyang tried to ask.
"Who wants to drink tea in the summer," Qingshuang glanced at Ouyang, "mineral water with ice, and the cup is on the coffee table in the living room." ”
"Wait a minute, officer."
Ouyang finally found a cup in the middle of the debris that was piled up like a mountain of garbage, unexpectedly, it was not the same style as the sample that Xiao Lian gave him to steal beams and change pillars. Although they are just ordinary mugs, they have completely different patterns printed on the walls of the cups.
In the information age, the speed of information update is very important.
Ouyang silently said sorry to Xiao Lian who was full of anticipation in his heart, it was all the choice of fate.
By the time he returned to his room with a full load of ice water, there was no more clattering noise, and all that was left of the potato chips on the floor was an empty plastic wrapper, not a trace of crumbs.
Knock knock, Qingshuang drank the ice water in one go, Ouyang was a little worried about whether her stomach would be uncomfortable, but when he thought of their monster-like strength, he felt that his worries were unnecessary.
"Whew-" Qingshuang wiped the fine beads of sweat from her forehead with the back of her hand, and put the cup back on Ouyang's hand, "Another cup!" ”
"Be careful of stomach trouble, Director," Ouyang hesitated to listen to Qingshuang's words, "I won't care." ”
"Peace of mind, just ice water, how can you defeat Miss Ben, the strongest self-house guard."
"Speaking of which, did you buy this cup recently, should I buy one too?"
"Huh?" Qingshuang's eyes suddenly became sharp, "Suspicious." ”
She leaned closer to Ouyang and carefully looked him up and down, the hot summer air becoming more uneasy at this moment. Ouyang didn't dare to gasp, Qingshuang's snort tickled the fluff on his face, and a drop of sweat cut down his forehead.
"I'll spare you this time, you don't have to buy it, if you don't mind, I have another one here." Qingshuang ran out barefoot as she spoke, and then there was a jingling restlessness, Ouyang held his forehead, and asked him to clean it up later.
"Found it."
She came in waving a cup that Ouyang was familiar with.
Sure enough, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village.
"Then I'll take it unceremoniously."
"No thanks, no thanks, anyway, it will be deducted from your salary." Qingshuang showed a bright smile, being able to waste it made her feel good, but she didn't know how she would feel when she found out that someone had exchanged hundreds of thousands of dollars for this cup.
Ouyang had no choice but to respond with a stiff smile.
It's just that Qingshuang's smile twitched, and he felt very strange.
She covered her stomach, her legs seemed to be unable to exert her strength, she sat on the floor with a puff, held back the tears rolling in her eyes, and said with a crying voice: "Ouyang, my stomach hurts......"
It turned out that he was still a normal person in this regard, and Ouyang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
"Wow, you have no conscience and are still laughing," Qingshuang really cried, "If I hadn't gone to find some broken cup for you, how would it have happened." ”
That's not the reason! However, Ouyang still obediently carried this pot, after all, what the director said was what it was.
By the time the frost fell asleep, the sun had already set.
Ouyang looked at Qingshuang's face with her eyes closed, just like the Sleeping Beauty in the fairy tale she read when she was a child, perhaps more perfect than the Sleeping Beauty, thoughtfully. The orange sunset poured into the room, dyeing her frosty silver-white hair to the smell of oranges, and the evening breeze gently caressed the ends of her hair, as if to soothe her pain. Ouyang looked at the half-flipped girl's comics that Qingshuang had flipped through before, and the story of an ordinary girl who met two Prince Charming who were jealous of her.
Who are they, why should they be the most youthful and lively girls, why do they hide in this isolated mountain and never visit outsiders, and why do they suddenly accept him as an outsider?
If a woman's heart is the most difficult to guess, then if the object is a woman in the mountains, I am afraid that the difficulty is doubled.
The only thing that is certain is that they are all good-hearted good children, and that's enough.
Ouyang continued to flip through the tattered comics, where the pages were about to fall.
……
"What the hell," Ouyang shouted, only to react that something was wrong and quickly covered his mouth, "Why did it suddenly become a plot of two men getting together and the heroine watching the play, this will definitely be sent to the blade." ”
"On the contrary, this is a great praise," Qingshuang seemed to wake up, puffing out one cheek, "and, noisy." ”
"I'm sorry," Ouyang quickly closed the comic to prevent himself from being poisoned by bad thoughts, and after looking at the darkening sky, he asked, "Do you want something to eat?" ”
"Potato chips." Qingshuang gave the answer in a second.
"This won't work," Ouyang rarely refused her, "unless you want to lie in bed for half a day longer." ”
"It's obviously a potato chip that cures all diseases," Qingshuang expressed her small dissatisfaction, "Then it's up to you." ”
"It's better to have green vegetable porridge." Ouyang still asked.
"Ou Kai Ou Kai," Qingshuang agreed casually, and then asked worriedly as if recalling some dark past, "Ouyang, what you cook won't eat the dead, right?" ”
"Unless the greens in your fridge are antiques that have been in the fridge for ten years."
"It shouldn't have been so long," Qingshuang scratched her cheeks weakly, "You see that I can't cook alone, vegetables or something is also in a good mood, and I didn't hesitate to buy it when I saw the supermarket on sale, and I never ate it in the refrigerator." ”
"I already understand the situation," Ouyang looked at Qingshuang's innocent expression that he didn't know if it was because he was sick or weak, or for other reasons, and he couldn't get angry, "Director, you just lie down." ”
"Woohoo."
It's still green, so I think I can eat it. Ouyang checked a green vegetable he found in the refrigerator, although it was a little wilted, there were no insects or mold, and it seemed to be completely fine. The quality of this refrigerator is really good, does it come with an insurance function, do you want to get one when you want, but after thinking about it, there are not many wages that are still being deducted, and Ouyang still snuffed out this plan.
"Oh, and the bacon meat," Ouyang made another discovery in the freezer, "the color is good, the touch is good, the smell is good, it's perfect." ”
Ouyang, who had found all the ingredients, began to hum outdated pop songs and cook porridge. The oldest incandescent lamp shone a dim glow, perhaps due to some malcontact, and the slight sound of electricity shook the air around it.
"It's done, it seems that the craft has not regressed." Ouyang tasted a small bite of green vegetables and salted pork porridge and was very satisfied with it.
Goo –
Ouyang seemed to hear something strange, and after confirming that it was not coming from his stomach, he turned around tremblingly, this bear from the deep mountains and old forests did not have the strength to fight alone.
"Where did you come from?"
About half a meter behind Ouyang was a young girl in a loose sweatshirt, her long red hair was tied into a thick braid, and her exposed smooth forehead couldn't help but want people to reach out and play it. Of course, if you ignore her increasingly dissatisfied little belly and the corners of her mouth, this is still a beautiful picture.
"I'm moving!" She gave up resistance completely, surrendered herself to desire, and rushed up with swiftness like a cheetah that had spotted her target, and landed over Ouyang's head next to the pot where the porridge was cooking.
There really is a bear, Ouyang thought.