Chapter 003: The two monarchs and ministers continue to lead
King Yama's face full of grief and anger gradually coincided with Wei Xiaobao's memory, and in an instant, Wei Xiaobao seemed to have been struck by lightning suddenly, and the whole person was stunned like a wooden chicken, his mouth was open to the limit, and it was estimated that it would be easy to put a duck egg in. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
But who is Lord Wei? Stunned, his brain spun rapidly at the speed of thunder and lightning, and then he didn't even need to close his open mouth, and directly let out an earth-shattering cry, with an extremely surprised look in his sad heart, I am afraid that it is nothing more than seeing his mother Wei Chunhua come back to life......
"Oh my God! You, you, you are Xiao Xuanzi, Xiao Xuanzi, Xiao Guizi wants to kill you, when I heard the news of your old death, Xiao Guizi really hated to replace him, for this whole ten days and ten nights without eating or drinking, tears overflowed the entire West Lake, ten years of tea and rice do not think, eat dragon meat such as chewing wax, the rest of your life every day of the ancient Buddha green lamp, knocked out seventeen wooden fish, day and night pious for you, God opened his eyes, Xiao Guizi finally saw you again. ”
"Fuck you, little bastard, just now you were still scolding the lonely tyrant, and you wanted to step on the eighteenth layer of hell, why is this happening now?"
"Little Xuanzi, oh no, Hades Laozi, you Shengming, Xiao Guizi just now is all for the sake of the overall situation, think about it, if you are really relegated to the Nine Shadows, the little one can only choose to endure that, steal that, and then save the little life, do good deeds and accumulate virtue to cultivate for ten lifetimes, oh, even if it is to cultivate for ten thousand lifetimes, you must become an immortal and become a Buddha, and then you can avenge your old man!"
Kangxi, who was full of black lines, gradually eased his face when he heard this, looked at Wei Xiaobao who was in tears, and when he remembered the past in his previous life, his heart couldn't help but soften, and he sighed and said: "Alas, Xiao Guizi, get up, in fact, I don't blame you for these ......."
Wei Xiaobao's eyes rolled, knowing that the crisis had been resolved, his mind couldn't help but turn quickly, and he secretly thought: "Hehe, I didn't expect Xiao Xuanzi to become the king of Yama, why do we have to get that kind of official, and then seek some benefits for those unconscionable mothers-in-law, but in this netherworld, I don't know if there are any beautiful chicks?" ”
Seeing Wei Xiaobao's absent-minded look, Kangxi couldn't help but ask loudly, "Hey, what are you thinking about?" ”
If you let him know that Wei Xiaobao has actually begun to think about how to mix well in this underworld in the future and soak in the beautiful girl, oh, when he is soaked in the beautiful ghost, I don't know if he will kick him into the hell of Ah Bi.
Hearing what Kangxi said, Wei Xiaobao's eyes rolled and he didn't speak, but his eyes were like an open water tap, and he was ......
"Lone is no longer to blame, what are you crying about?"
In fact, when Kangxi received the news from Wei Xiaobao, he immediately rushed to Nai He Bridge, otherwise, the dignified King of Yama would ask about the little revenant. Of course, Kangxi, who has been in the top position for a long time, will never tell Wei Xiaobao these things.
Wei Xiaobao wiped away his tears, his face was gloomy, and he choked up and said, "Little Xuanzi, I think of the past, Xiao Xuanzi, do you know?" Even if Xiao Guizi is at the ends of the earth, even if the earth is desolate, the person who always cares about you the most in my heart is you! ”
When Kangxi heard this, he couldn't help but be moved in his heart, recalling that he was the only real friend in his life, although this kid was a bit of a bastard, but he was loyal to him.
Thinking of this, Kangxi's eyes were slightly red, and he immediately said in a low voice: "Little Guizi, do you know why Lone doesn't blame you?" ”
Wei Xiaobao shook his head blankly, but he was thinking in his heart: "It's because Lao Tzu didn't dig your dragon vein, eh, Lao Tzu still regrets this." ”
"Come, come and sit down, little Guizi, we haven't seen each other for sixty years, right?"
Wei Xiaobao said in a tone of twelve points of affirmation: "Your Majesty, oh no, little Xuanzi, from birth to death, we have not seen each other for sixty years, ten months and seven days. ”
Kangxi didn't know that Wei Xiaobao was lucky in his heart, and said secretly: "If it weren't for the fact that the day of departure was Ah Ke's birthday, let Lao Tzu break the bank, and when he died, it happened to be the eighty-ninth birthday of the mother-in-law, and when Lao Tzu had his last breath left, he was still reaching out to ask for the family property, so remember this?" ”
Wei Xiaobao, who knew Kangxi very well, already knew when he should call him Xiao Xuanzi and when he should call him the emperor.
When Kangxi heard this, there was a wave of ambiguity in his heart, and he said very movingly: "It's rare that you still remember it so clearly, and it's not in vain that you went to Jiangnan six times in order to find you in your previous life." ”
Speaking of this, he seemed to remember something, and his voice dropped suddenly: "But you unconscionable guy, what have you been running into that mess all these years?" It's okay if you can't find the orphan, why don't you come to see the orphan until you die, what an ungrateful dog slave, what else do you have to say now? ”
"Your Majesty, you have been wronged, Xiao Guizi has died unjustly."
"Heh, is it wronged? Lonely look at you with beauty, can't you miss it? Do you remember Lonely? ”
Wei Xiaobao said secretly in his heart: "You also know this? Little Xuanzi, little Xuanzi, if I see you, I'm afraid I will either become a caged bird, or after you kill all the birds and rabbits, I will cook like a dog, and then I can still live happily for half a lifetime? ”
However, Wei Xiaobao made a gritted tooth appearance on the surface, and said with great sadness: "Your Majesty, you are wrong to blame the slave, alas, Xiao Guizi is unladylike!" ”
"Heh, hehe......" Kangxi sneered, squinted at Wei Xiaobao, and couldn't help but slander: "You little loach, are you still unladylike?" ”
"Don't you remember that the slave has a wife who turns out to be the Divine Dragon Sect, oh no, it's the wife of the sect leader in the cult?"
"You're talking about that Qin prisoner Su Quan?"
"It was that hateful mother-in-law, she forcibly hijacked the slave, and then crossed the ocean, so that the slave could not return to the emperor, the slave looked at the sea with tears every day, looked at the moon every night, and thought about the emperor's heavenly grace all the time!"
"Oh, is it? It's a pity that your eldest wife has been reincarnated three years ago, otherwise, such a fierce mother-in-law, Lone should have thrown her into the eighteenth layer of hell, but this is nothing, wait a moment for Lone to let the soul envoy go and hook her soul back to the underworld. ”
Kangxi looked indifferent and said secretly: "Pretend, let you continue to pretend ......"
Sure enough, Wei Xiaobao, who remembered Su Quan's kindness and all kinds of benefits to him before his death, was full of anxiety when he heard it, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, although that mother-in-law is fierce, she can be regarded as a woman who has done her best for the slaves, your old man's mind is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea, so you can go with her." ”
"After living for a lifetime, how can this kid still have such a virtuous ...... of forgetting his friends" Kangxi thought about it for a moment, and said with a light smile that didn't care: "Little Guizi, what do you think of this?" You don't want to be reincarnated anymore, how about staying alone? ”
"I've been waiting for you for a long time, hehe." Wei Xiaobao thought secretly, but on the surface, his face was full of sincere fear, and he immediately knelt down like a devout believer, and said respectfully: "From now on, Xiao Xuanzi will let Xiao Guizi do whatever Xiao Guizi does, and he will never frown!" ”
"Well, from today onwards, I will make you the position of the ruler in charge of the life of Lonely, and stay by Lone's side."
"Xiao Guizi is here, thank you for the kindness of Xiao Xuanzi!"
The next day, the news that Wei Xiaobao had become the king of the mansion from a reincarnated soul who was ready to be reincarnated quickly spread in the underworld, and in the envious eyes of countless Yin Si Guards and Lonely Souls and Wild Ghosts, Wei Xiaobao, who was dressed in a dragon robe and was in charge of the seal of the Yama Mansion, took office majestically.
And his twenty-seven sons, nineteen daughters, and one hundred and thirty-eight grandchildren all lived to the Republic of China before they died, which is a later story, and has nothing to do with this book, so I won't mention it......