(Rolling all over the ground for collection recommendations, such a pink and fresh little treasure meat, uh, no, it's Xiao Xiannei, what else do you have to hesitate about, you must roll up your sleeves and roll it directly)

A month later, in a quiet and elegant garden somewhere in the underworld, an unbearable yellow tune sounded......

When I touched it, I touched it, and on the top of the eldest sister's head, a green silk was dyed like ink, as if the dark clouds covered the sky. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoOuch, it's like the clouds are covering the sky.

Second touch, touch, the eldest sister's eyebrows, the second eyebrows are bent and bent, as if the moon is less than half of it. Ouch, it seems that the moon is half less.

Three touches, touches, the eldest sister's eyes are above, two autumn waves on both sides, like grapes. Ouch, like grapes.

Four touch, touch, the eldest sister's nose, big head down, small head up, like a small gold mountain. Ouch, it's like a small mountain of gold.

Five touches, touches, the eldest sister's ears, two dumplings, and a pair of big earrings, ouch, and a pair of big earrings.

…………

"Xiaobao, stop singing, you're about to die of shame! Xiaobao, is the worldly life really as beautiful as you say? I took out my brother's merit exchange system, or else, let's elope together! ”

A woman dressed in a low-cut light shirt with skin like clotted fat was lying in Wei Xiaobao's arms, and her coquettish voice was unforgettable, and she wanted to be trapped in it forever.

King Bodhisattva of the Earth, this is the most bullish existence in the Netherworld, and the magic weapon he has refined can make people unbelievably excited to think about it! Well, it's wrong, it's just thinking about it can make people more excited than they can be.

In an instant, Xiaobao was tempted, with this treasure by his side, he could go all over the world, or the rhythm of walking sideways! Forget it, Xiaobao doesn't want to be a crab again, so he won't blow it.

I was so excited that I couldn't be humane, uh, I was wrong again, it was Xiaobao who was so excited that I couldn't help but ask excitedly: "Little baby, what did you just say, merit exchange system?" What's the fun? ”

"Annoying, disgusting, you are hairy, what do people say! Gurg...... Ahh......hh This is my brother's newly refined magic weapon, my brother once made a grand wish that if he goes to hell for a day and is not empty, he will never become a Buddha, but ...... But my brother has been in hell for tens of thousands of years, and he has found that the ghosts and demons of hell are getting more and more ......"

"Your brother is just a dumbfounded, he has stayed for tens of thousands of years without enlightenment, heh, how can hell be empty? Baby, don't learn from him, hehe, it's the best thing to have fun in time! By the way, baby, this has to do with your brother's refining, so what does it have to do with the magic weapon? ”

"Xiaobao, don't say bad things about my brother, and ah, as soon as you say my brother, my brother will immediately have a feeling in his heart!"

"Huh?" When Xiaobao heard this, he was startled, fortunately, his heart was long gone, and naturally his heart was about to jump out of his heart! If not...... Otherwise, it's fine.

Xiaobao looked around and saw that there didn't seem to be any movement, so he patted his chest and said secretly: "I'm really scared to death!" ”

"Xiaobao, its ...... Actually, my brother had already discovered this, so he refined this merit exchange system......

"yes, that sounds like a great thing?"

"Because the original merit cannot be seen or touched, so the world does not take it seriously, so my brother refined this magic weapon to materialize the merit, and people can accumulate merit and exchange the corresponding items at will, so that they can lead people to do good deeds and accumulate virtue...... I heard my brother say that as long as you accumulate enough merit, it is possible to become an immortal. ”

"Really? Uh, baby, there's such a nice thing, so show me......"

"Uh-huh, Xiaobao, you have this merit exchange system with you! And then take others to the world together, okay? ”

"Great, it couldn't be better, staying in this netherworld, either a ghost or an ugly ghost, eating incense ash or gnawing candles all day long, I'm about to fade out of a bird."

"Hee-hee, people know you don't want to stay here."

Wen Yu is in his arms, Xiaobao is already a sword and crossbow pulled, and after making a vague "uh-huh" sound in his mouth, no matter what magic weapon it is, he will talk about it later, and having fun in time is the king!

"There is nothing more beautiful in life than this!"

Xiaobao, who was full of emotion, had buried his head in a piece of snow, at this time he only hated his parents for missing two hands, and he had to use both hands and mouths at the moment, and he was very busy, and he still cared about what magic weapon he had.

Looking at the prey that was about to sink under his clutches, Wei Xiaobao's burning eyes suddenly flashed a touch of loneliness, and he secretly said in his heart: "There are too few beauties in the Netherworld, except for Meng Po, who looks cold on the outside but secretly looks like a volcano, and this fairy can barely make up the number." ”

"Alas, I can't imagine that this lord is crisscrossing the flowers, and the invincible pickling girl technology in the world will be useless after the fall of this chick, heaven, earth, how do you let this lord live in the future! No, Lord Ben must return to the world......" Thinking of this, Wei Xiaobao subconsciously touched the magic weapon.

"Xiaobao, come on."

Feeling the enthusiasm of the girl in his arms, Wei Xiaobao's breathing gradually became heavier, the girl in his arms was like silk, and the delicate panting became more and more rapid...... Oh no, it's a pair of devils, and the clothes on their bodies have turned into butterflies flying in the sky.

Just as Wei Xiaobao was about to pick up his gun and get on his horse and gallop with his whip to his heart's content, a thunderclap suddenly sounded in the gray air, followed by thunder rolling in the sky, and then the protagonist lightning appeared! Uh, I'm sorry, it's too hilarious, and it's far away......

"I'm really angry and lonely, I can't imagine that you, a little mansion, would want to do this kind of thing with the deity's sister in broad daylight, it's really bold! The deity wants to reduce your soul to the Nine Shades and suffer the pain of endless reincarnation before you can relieve the hatred in your heart! ”

A thunderclap-like sound sounded in the sky, which frightened Wei Xiaobao from being verbose, and the spear under his crotch was like ice and snow meeting the scorching sun, and immediately wilted.

But Xiaobao's movements were not slow at all, and while getting dressed like lightning, he shouted loudly: "Wronged, wronged, just now the fairy fainted to the ground, and the little one is just saving people......"

After speaking, he looked up, and saw that the originally gray sky of the underworld was as black as ink at this time, countless lightning bolts were constantly roaring, and a man dressed in a saffron robe, his majestic face was distorted by anger, and at this time, a man like Shura descended from the sky.

When Wei Xiaobao saw the King of Jizo, his face was as pale as paper with fright, and his soul flew together! O Nima, didn't you say that the Bodhisattva King of the Earth is bigger than the sky, his ambition is bigger than the sky, and he is a good person bigger than the sky? But now this ...... So ferocious? This...... Is this going to be sung?

In an instant, countless thoughts and chagrin flashed in his mind: "Alas, it seems that this person can't pretend to be forced at any time, and pretending to be forced will be struck by lightning!" I can't imagine that this lord is wise and wise, and he has such an ending when he is coming, he is really proud of the spring breeze, it's over, it's really going to be over, this time I'm afraid that the little Xuanzi won't be able to keep this lord! ”

Just as Wei Xiaobao was pondering how to deal with it, the Jizo King in the sky didn't give him any chance to defend himself at all, and with a wave of his hand, a terrifying black whirlwind wrapped his soul.

"Jizo King Bodhisattva, please be merciful!"

"Brother, please, just let Xiaobao go, as long as you promise to let Xiaobao go, then I will never come out to see him again."

"King Jizo, Xiaobao is my husband, please let him go, I am willing to exchange all the merits accumulated over 10,000 years for his life......"

Vaguely, Wei Xiaobao heard the pleas of Xiao Xuanzi, the Netherworld Fairy and Meng Po, and then the cold and indifferent voice of the King of Jizo: "Since you all intercede for him, then the deity will let him go, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, so let him be reincarnated with his memory and the 'Nine Absolute Heavenly Decline' fate." ”

"Ahh

With a terrible scream like killing a pig, Wei Xiaobao was thrown directly into the ethereal Lechuan River by the King of Jizo......

In this situation, Yunshen doesn't know where to go, and there should be an echo that resounded through the heavens and the earth: "I will come back to drop!" ”

Uh, no, it's not a gray wolf, and besides, what are you doing when you come back to a ghost place like Netherworld where birds don't? Forget it, don't talk about it, anyway, Xiaobao was reincarnated under the interweaving of pain and pleasure.