He was born again, and this room was his own home before the world changed dramatically. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoAfter a lot of research, Lan Sa came to such a conclusion. Although he didn't want to believe it, he had to believe it because there was too much evidence. Although compared to being deliberately embarrassed by others, rebirth or something seems too mysterious. But Lan Sa had to admit that even if the remaining master-level trainers of the Great Heavenly Empire were all together, they would definitely not have the ability to work with the whole world to rectify Lan Sa.

Among other things, it's a big undertaking to get a city back from what it was five years from five years ago back to what it was five years ago. After all, after the great changes in the world, many things in this world have collapsed, and many new things have appeared. This kind of restoration project cannot be completed in a day or two. This kind of thing will not be done even if it hurts to be idle, because no matter how much you say it, it is not worth it.

Moreover, even if that group of guys had the ability to have connections to get those world Internet giants to block his Lan Sa's intelligence sources, it would be absolutely impossible to remove all the elves in a city! Even if it is a third-tier small city like Oil City, if you want to expel all the elves in the urban area or even the suburbs, it is impossible to do it even if all the personnel of the Celestial Empire Alliance go into battle together!

After all, elves are living creatures. Even if you can catch up with the elves who are running on the ground, can you still get rid of the little Lada and the like who live in the corners of the sewers and the like?

Well, even if you can do that. And what about in the water? You know, there is a river called the Xiaodong River that runs through the city. Although the quality of the water is really not good, there are countless carp kings living in it! In this world, there is really no one who dares to say that they can drive all the wild carp kings out of a certain area.

Well, 10,000 steps back. The king carp in the river has been fished clean, so what? And the heavens! Even if you use radar jamming and other means to drive away elves such as supersonic bats that haunt at night, but what about during the day? There's no way you're going to build a wall in the sky that can't be seen by the naked eye to prevent the flying elves from flying in all over the world, right? You know, even if the environment in this part of Oil City is really not very good, there will still be common bird spirits such as Bobo and Flaming Sparrow during the day.

So, after ruling out the possibility that he was deliberately targeted, Lan Sa began to look for evidence that could explain the current situation. For example, calendars, whether they are paper calendars or electronic calendars, Lan Sa has found a lot. Another example is various electrical appliances, Lan Sa also bought a lot of home appliances from the supermarket that can no longer be used after the great changes in the world, and tested them to be things that can be used instead of models. In order to avoid the cover party, Lan Sa also deliberately dismantled some household appliances.

But all this is not necessary, because a comet can now be seen hanging in the sky every night. No matter how powerful those guys in this world are, they won't be able to make a real aperiodic comet, right?!

"Really, it's Christmas in two days. I won't even be given a Christmas present, and I'll give a bad review for this rebirth. ”

He wears only a cotton coat on his upper body and a pair of basketball pants on his lower body. Only otaku who stay at home all day will wear such a dress in winter. Lan Sa was wearing this, leaning on the edge of the balcony, looking at the comet in the sky that was destined to collapse and disappear in three months, and threatened to give this rebirth a bad review.

There is actually a reason why Lan Sa is so angry. As an otaku, it's natural to read novels when you're fine. Since the reborn plot in the fantasy novel has been encountered by himself, then in Lan Sa's opinion, according to the plot, he should get the golden finger. He didn't ask for any gods, beasts, or artifacts, nor did he ask for any portable systems or portable grandfathers. But! Nima at least gives a consolation prize, okay? Even if you don't have a gold finger, it's good for you to give some soft girl coins that have become waste paper after the great changes in the world!

Now this situation is simply the rhythm of mailing empty packages, and it is the kind of empty package that clearly comes with instructions, but does not give any products! In the face of such a store, Lan Sa naturally wants to give a bad review unceremoniously! Although as the saying goes, no business is not treacherous, but you can't do that! Can you still have fun?!

But fortunately, Lan Sa still has a "manual" - from the memories before rebirth. Though... For an otaku who has always loved Pokemon, this kind of memory is really not very attractive. The only use is probably to be able to cope better with the discrepancy between the reality and the game's data.

"Alas... If I had the money, I would be able to get a better house. At the very least, I can print out all the information on the Internet, and consult the knowledge as a paper carrier at any time, without relying on unreliable memory as before......"

Lan Sa sighed, looking at the high-rise buildings in the distance, as well as the high-rise residences nearby that almost surrounded his neighborhood, and sighed deeply.

But before he finished speaking, Lan Sa hit a spirit. Of course, it wasn't a cold, but the warmth of the coat on his body was still very reliable. Lan Sa just thought of some things, for example, although he didn't have the money to buy a house, he could still get the money to print out all the settings about Pokemon on the Internet!

Don't forget, Lan Sa is an otaku now. Well, even before he was reborn, he was still an otaku. However, the current otaku and the future otaku are two different things, if he was able to stand at the top height of the entire Great Celestial Empire before his rebirth, he could get whatever he wanted. So now, as long as he is ruthless and gives up some things, then it is completely fine to raise enough soft girl coins to fulfill a small wish!

Lan Sa took three steps and made two steps, and rushed back to his computer. Then, he began to recall the account passwords of the online games he had played. Although he Lan Sa is not a god-level player, in some games, he can be regarded as a small master. Even if the entire account is sold, no one wants it, but the equipment on the characters can still be sold!

Lan Sa recalled the online games he had played, and began to inquire about the equipment of those games. This busyness is another all-nighter. Under the deliberate low-price sale, Lan Sa quickly disposed of all his game properties, and even the remaining leftovers were packaged and sold by him separately in exchange for a few days' worth of food.

After doing all this, Lan Sa began to patronize the printing shops with color printing equipment in Oil City several times. Although even if he only cares about one family, he is considered brain-dead at best. However, the reason why Lan Sa patronized several stores separately was because the number of materials was too large, and no matter how large the printing shop was, it was impossible to get them all at once. After all, what Lan Sa wants to print is not just the information of the elves, but the setting data of the entire Pokemon system......

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"Brother Gun, these are today. How many more are there? You're too attached to the game Pokemon, right?,Even the air conditioner, washing machine or something, sold it.,Anyway, don't you like that oven very much? Why is it handled at a low price! Even the computer has been replaced from the original top-of-the-line configuration to the kind of big-fart-strand old machine. As for you, if it weren't for your help, I would have thought you were going to leave the house! ”

A young man who looked a little younger than Lan Sa after his birth visited in the evening, carrying a large paper bag in his hand. There's a lot of A3 printer paper in it. On these printer papers, all the materials of the Pokemon system are printed.

Lan Sa wants to print out all the information about Pokemon's settings, and there are a lot of printing shops to patronize. And if he did it himself, it wouldn't be a good thing, either in terms of efficiency or anything else. Therefore, Lan Sa found someone to come and help.

The young man in front of him is named Chen Yuxing, who is Lan Sa's hair smaller, two years younger than Lan Sa. When Lan Sa was a child, this community was still the compound of the employees' families at that time. Because it is a state-owned enterprise, the neighborhood relationship in the compound is still good, and it is much better than the current high-end community where it is not even clear whether a man or a woman lives next door or a ghost or not. However, since the failure of the company's restructuring and the declaration of bankruptcy, Lan Sa's small hair has left the place where they grew up one after another.

There are still a few young people who are about the same age as Lan Sa who still live in this community. However, Lan Sa's hair is small, and only Chen Yuxing is left. It is also because the relationship between the two is good, so Lan Sa will ask Chen Yuxing for help. He is not afraid that Chen Yuxing will laugh at him or ask some boring questions, after all, Chen Yuxing is also an otaku now, and no one will laugh at anyone.

Of course, there is another crucial reason for Lan Sa to ask Chen Yuxing for help. Because the little man in front of him, in the world before Lan Sa's rebirth, was also a master-level trainer. Moreover, Chen Yuxing's ranking in the Celestial Empire Alliance at that time was second! This ranking is much better than Lan Sa.

It's just that that's all for later. Now Chen Yuxing is still an amateur rookie who knows little about the Pokemon system and can't even remember the names of the first-generation elves. It is hard to imagine that such a person would ascend to the position of the second strongest person in the Celestial Empire region five years later.

Lan Sa now asked Chen Yuxing to come over to help, in fact, he also asked this Fa Xiao to remember some information early, so that he could go further in the future. Lan Sa has already decided, no matter how bad it is, he will force his own hair to be small, and before March of the next year, he will remember all the attributes!

"Hmm... Only then will I be able to hug my thighs ......"

Unconsciously, Lan Sa said what was in his heart.

"Huh? What did you say, Brother Gun? ”

Chen Yuxing was helping Lan Sa sort out the information, in fact, he was clamping it on the clips that were hanging all over the four walls in order according to the elves' illustrated book numbers. Hearing Lan Sa's self-talk, Chen Yuxing also asked casually.

"It's nothing, can you stop shouting the nickname of 'Brother Gun'? I've been yelled at by you too much, and I always feel like my luck will drop. ”

Lan Sa changed the topic, no one would believe it even if he said it about the future. Compared to that, Lan Sa cares more about the nickname that Chen Yuxing recently gave him.

"Huh...? But isn't your name Lan Sa? Isn't Lancer Lancer? But then again, how do you put so many notes on these things? Could it be that it is impossible to prepare some novels? ”

Chen Yuxing has been watching the Fate series of anime recently, and it is said that he bought all the Fate series games that have been released now two days ago and collected them. It's really not surprising for a guy who is obviously terminally ill to give him a nickname with the homonym of Lan Sa's name.

"Brother Wuen ~ You dare to curse me Lucky E? Believe it or not, I'll let you see the legendary person (Ren) shape (sex) treasure (explosive) tool (chrysanthemum)?! ”

Chen Yuxing poked Lan Sa's sore spot, because since the sentence "Lucky E of the ancient spearman" came out, Lan Sa's name has been ridiculed by various netizens because of the homophony problem. For example, when he played those online games before, once he played some excellent equipment, he told the netizens he knew that they would never believe it. As for the reason for not believing it, it is that one of them thinks that Lan Sa's luck cannot be so high that he can burst into the best equipment.

After a while, Chen Yuxing said goodbye and prepared to leave. It's dinner time, and it's obviously impossible for Lan Sa to invite him to dinner.

"Before March next year, try to memorize the attributes of Pokemon."

When he was about to go out, Chen Yuxing heard Lan Sa's advice. Although Lan Sa lowered his head over there to sort out the information, his tone was so serious.

"Huh? Oh... Wrong! What do you do with that thing on your back? Did you hear some gossip? However, I remember seeing a lot of news about Pokemon online games before, but in the end it was all a prank. Forget it, I'll go back and carry it, if you really go out of the online game, you just remember to take me. ”

When Chen Yuxing heard Lan Sa's words, he subconsciously agreed. Because both of them like to play online games, once they use this serious tone when they are talking, it usually means inviting each other to play a new online game together.

However, Chen Yuxing felt that what Lan Sa asked him to do this time was not very reliable, Pokemon? What are you kidding, since around 2004, there has been the so-called gossip about the online game of Pokemon. However, until now in 2015, there has been no news of this from Ren Hell's side.

"Don't worry, this time it will be beyond your imagination. I can assure you that it's definitely better than those fictional online games! ”

Lan Sa replied with a smile on his face, yes, the entire Pokemon system has become a reality, isn't Nima more powerful than those so-called virtual games that are just played in the virtual world?

……

Time flies, and less than three months have passed quickly.

"Hmmm! Here's the final detail. ”

Lan Sa put the revised materials into a brown paper file bag, and then put them into his newly purchased wooden bookshelf according to the file number. In order to buy these bookshelves, Lan Sa spent almost all of his savings. However, he is not distressed at all, because after the great changes in the world, all high-tech electronic products with too high a level of technology will be scrapped. This will lead to the collapse of the world's economy, and the deposits that have been lost due to broken equipment will generally not be recovered, and the best currency will be gold and silver for the next two or three years. Therefore, after stockpiling some food, all the remaining money was exchanged for gold bars and gold coins by Lan Sa.

As far as memory can remember, tonight is the time for that non-periodic comet to break up. In order to reduce the chance of being affected by the classic computer that was finally replaced, and a mobile phone that can definitely be regarded as an antique, Lan Sa unplugged the computer, and the mobile phone was turned off directly after charging. In the end, Lan Sa, who didn't stop doing anything, even pulled off the electric switch in his home.

"Kirbymon, we'll meet again soon......"

Lying on the newly bought bed at home, Lan Sa was holding a Kirbymon-shaped pillow in his hand, only to feel that his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and some blue-green light was shining through the window. Lan Sa knows that the great changes in the world have begun. All he had to do was sleep quietly, and then obediently meet his original elf.

……

This night, Lan Sa had a very strange dream. No, it's not that strange. It's nothing more than a review of the life before rebirth, and it's a vague kind of retrospective.

But one thing that made Lan Sa feel strange was why, in his dream, the Kirbymon, which was his initial elf, was not quite the same as in his memory regardless of its appearance and size......

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In the haze, Lan Sa felt that his hand had touched a hard, spherical object. It felt familiar, just like the Poké Balls that touched his elves before he was reborn......

Well? Poké Ball?!

Lan Sa suddenly thought of something, and immediately fell asleep. When he opened his eyes, he saw a Poké Ball red on top and white on the bottom, shining in the sunlight that came in through the window.

Sure enough, what should have happened happened. From today onwards, the future will be exciting!

As a reborn, Lan Sa is full of confidence in his future. He went to wash up first, and then changed into a clean and crisp outfit. There is a very special connection between the initial elf and the holder, as an individual who is directly given to humans after the great changes in the world, as long as some conditions are met, the person who is the holder will get some benefits.

If other people want to know about it, they will have to wait until half a year at the earliest. However, as a reborn Lan Sa, he knows very well what that condition is, and in order to be able to meet the condition as soon as possible, Lan Sa wants to make a good impression on his original partner.

Press the switch on the Poké Ball and gently toss the Poké Ball. The light flashed, and a petite creature was released from the Poké Ball.

"Hello, my partner. I'm Lan Sa, and I hope we can work together to reach the top. Nice to meet you, Kirby...... Eh?!!!!!!!! ”

Lan Sa looked at the elf in front of him and let out a burst of exclamation. There is no other reason, it's just the initial elf that came out of the Poké Ball, not the initial form of Kirby Beast in Lan Sa's memory, Little Kirbymon. Rather, it is an elf with an oval brown body, dark brown ears like a rabbit, a white pattern on its belly, and a large tail longer than its body. And the name of this elf is called Otachi.

And now, the elf was propping up its entire body with its big tail, its face tilted, and its eyes met the smiling smile on its face, which was gradually stiffening.

Lan Sa decided to withdraw the preface, and sure enough, he has no future to speak of! Where's the little Kirbymon who said yes?! How did it become Otachi?!

Is it really because of the name?! It's just because the homonyms of the names are similar, is it also affected by the "curse of lucky E"?!

"Sure enough, Lord God is right, three-dimensional or something, it's just scum ......"

Lan Sa wanted to cry without tears, if he said that the previous rebirth he only felt that he had retraced, as long as he was careful, returning to the original level would not be a matter at all, and maybe he could do better. But! Now he has confirmed that his rebirth is not an echo at all, but a bug in a scumbag game called "Three-dimensional Reality", and now it is directly deleted and restarted......