003. Goldfinger vs. real-world elves

Isn't it the tail standing, isn't it the tail standing? Even if it's a green caterpillar, we can take it to the top!

"Then Otachi~ You wait for a while, we'll have breakfast later!"

Lan Sa touched Tail's head, then turned and walked to the bookshelf to the side. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Why did Lan Sa go to the bookshelf instead of the kitchen when he said he would have breakfast later? That's also something that can't be helped, because no matter how much Lan Sa loves Pokemon, it's impossible to write down the habits and recipes of every elf!

Although there are a lot of elves held by Lan Sa before rebirth, it is definitely not too much! There was no way, Lan Sa, who was alone at that time, couldn't have subdued the elves without restraint. And unfortunately, he hasn't raised an elf like Otate. Besides, Lan Sa has always believed that his elf is Kirbymon's pre-evolution form - Little Kirbymon. So, even if it was prepared in advance, it was prepared according to the recipe that little Kirbymon liked. As for Otachi... I'm really sorry, Lan Sa didn't expect his initial elf to change, and he didn't plan to subdue this kind of elf that is more common in grasslands and forests in the future. So... He didn't care about Otachi's information at all!

"Huh? What about the files that Lao Tzu worked so hard to get out?! ”

Lan Sa walked over to a bookcase that he had custom-made, divided into six floors, with a total of seven hundred and twenty-one drawers. Although it is said to be a bookshelf, in fact this thing is more like a filing cabinet. Because the six floors correspond to the six generations, and in each drawer, there are numbered elf files. These numbers are based on the national illustrated numbers of the 721 elves of the first to sixth generations. Of course, the information in it can be more or less timed. For those mythical beasts and phantom beasts, there is only the most basic information. Because in the five years that Lan Sa experienced before he was reborn, he had never seen the divine beast with his own eyes at all. In order to inquire about the divine beast, he even went to ask Chen Yuxing, who was already sitting in the second place in the master trainer ranking in the Celestial Empire Region at that time. However, it turned out that there were not even some clues.

Lan Sa brought a ladder and climbed to the height of the second shelf to find the drawer numbered 161. However, when he opened the drawer, what he saw was not the materials that he had carefully sealed in the brown paper file bag, but an empty drawer that was even dusty!

Lan Sa's first reaction was that his family was robbed! But when he checked all the doors and windows, he found that they were all the same as they had been before he went to bedβ€”all locked. However, after the great changes in the world, isn't it true that the materials preserved in the paper medium will not disappear?!

Lan Sa pulled up the power switch and turned on the power of the classic computer. But as he knew, the network was not working, and it must be that the operator's computer room was completely abandoned. When I turned on my phone again, I found that it turned on normally, but I couldn't receive a single signal. Well, this is exactly the same situation that I experienced before I was born again. But... Why did the paper materials that I had worked so hard to keep disappear? In my previous life, I obviously didn't have such a situation!

But after the entanglement, Lan Sa calmed down. No way, even the initial elves are different, who knows what the world is all about. Could it be because Lan Sa wasn't actually reborn, but traveled to another parallel world, right?

"Ah!! What should I do? National Illustrated Book No. 161, Otachi-san! I really don't care about you at all... Belch... Well?! ”

Lan Sa sat on the edge of the bed, hugged Tail and said apologetically. Not being able to prepare the first meal for its own beginner spirit is a failing match for a trainer. Others may not know this, but who is Lan Sa? He is one of the nine people who once stood at the peak of more than a billion people in the Great Heavenly Empire, even if his position is a little watery, but it is definitely not related to the word novice!

It's just that when Lan Sa looked at Ozata, he saw something strange in front of him. The so-called strange thing is not that there is anything wrong with the tail standing, but because in front of Lan Sa's eyes, there is an additional virtual window. And on this virtual window, it is densely filled with information about the spirit of Otate......

Wait a minute! That doesn't seem right! How can these materials be so similar to the materials that I printed out before and after some corrections, and sealed them in the file bag?

After careful observation, Lan Sa had already confirmed that the information about Otachi in the virtual window was exactly what he had downloaded and corrected before the great changes in the world and sealed it in the file bag!

But... But why is it that the materials that have been preserved in a paper medium have now become virtual windows? Sure enough, I crossed over, right? It's a parallel world, right? And it's a virtual game in a parallel world, right? It must be so! Hum! Thief, you can't fool me!

Then, Lan Sa's whole person became a little nervous. He began experimenting with various positions in an attempt to find a way to "get out of the game". It's a guy like him who thinks differently from ordinary people to have such thoughts.,If it's a slightly more normal otaku.,At this time, you should associate everything in front of you with something called "Reborn Goldfinger".

But... In other words, in the otaku population, there are really normal people?

"Hahahahaha! Master, I also have a golden finger! God, I want to change the evaluation, I take back the previous bad review, and I will give you five stars for all satisfaction! ”

Half an hour later, Lan Sa's laughter resounded throughout the residential building. It's just that it's still early, and those who have fallen asleep because of the great changes in the world have not yet woken up. If Lan Sa hadn't remembered his original elf, maybe he would have slept until the afternoon. If this is not the case, maybe Lan Sa will usher in the condemnation of the neighbors again. However, after those people found out that there was an extra ball around them, and there was a creature that seemed very strange to them, they might not have the heart to denounce Lan Sa, a guy who disturbed people's dreams.

……

"Hehe, I'm sorry Otachi, because it's the first time we met, and I don't know what you like to eat. It took a little more time to prepare these things, so don't mind! ”

At the table, Lan Sa cooked himself a small pot of porridge with preserved eggs and lean pork, and then prepared a large amount of fruit and minced meat and mashed potatoes for Otachi.

I have to say that Lan Sa is really unfamiliar with the elves like Tailate, even if all the information he collected back directly became the knowledge in his mind, but the information about Taili was actually not much different from the ones he found on the Internet.

Many places on the information were marked with question marks, because when proofreading at that time, Lan Sa was not sure whether these places were in line with reality. For a document that is full of question marks, do you still expect Lan Sa to find information about Otachi's food from it? Not to mention, there is no record of what Otachi ate in the materials that circulated on the Internet before the great changes in the world.

After all, the tail standing in the seven hundred and twenty-one elves simply belongs to the kind of obscure little transparent.

But fortunately, Lan Sa also knows how to be flexible. As soon as he found nothing to know about Otachi, he immediately called up the next file, the evolution of Otachi, National Illustrated Book No. 162: Ootate.

In the illustrated descriptions of the Oodate dynasties, there have been several times when the following sentence appears: "I don't know where the tail started, although the hands and feet are short, but they can attack the agile little Lada.] 】。

Before the great changes in the world, when Pokemon was only a two-dimensional existence of anime games, whether it was animation, comics, or the most orthodox games, it was mentioned more than once that there was a predator and prey relationship between some different elves. And for Lan Sa, who was reborn, there was nothing strange about such a situation. Because he was able to stand at that height, it already shows that he has been through a lot of things. So, in fact, Lan Sa has not seen wild elves cannibalizing each other in the wild more than once.

But it's one thing to understand, it's another to let your elves do it. Now that they have become elves held by humans, these guys must suppress some wild instincts. In fact, this is also the reason why elves in the wild rarely clash, but elves raised by humans are so fond of fighting. In fact, the reason is very simple, it is just a way to vent the pent-up desire to fight.

After learning what Otachi ate, Lan Sa prepared a lot of things on the table for his Otachi. Although compared to these things, real tree fruits and small Lada meat and the like are definitely more popular. But whether it is a tree fruit or a small Lada meat, it is not something that Lan Sa can take out now. Tree fruit will definitely be a rare item for the next week. As for the little Lada meat... This kind of thing is still reserved for the real wild Otachi and Ootchi to eat, in Lan Sa's eyes, whether it is Otari or Little Lada, all of them are elves. Let him do it to wipe off an elf or something, Lan Sa said that he couldn't pass his own level......

Although the food in front of me was somewhat unexpected, the elves were basically omnivorous creatures. So the tail immediately faced these "non-professional elf feed" prepared by Lan Sa, and it still ate very happily.

Otachi ate happily, and Lan Sa's hanging heart was put down. So, he and Otachi had a pleasant breakfast time together.

After cleaning up the mess on the dining table, Lan Sa looked at the mechanical wall clock hanging on the wall that had been specially replaced before the world changed dramatically. It's nine o'clock in the morning, so I think someone is already waking up one after another, right? I just don't know how many unlucky people will go out to provoke those wild elves in the future......

But no matter what, those guys who don't have any experience will definitely be abused in all kinds of ways. Even if... What they provoke is a small green caterpillar or unicorn......

In the real world, elf battles and whatevers are not the same thing as those shown in games and anime. For novices, even a green caterpillar whose strength is much weaker than the initial elf may teach you how to be a human in minutes.

However, in the battle between elves, as long as the difference in strength between the two sides is not that kind of abyss, then it is unlikely to endanger the safety of life under normal circumstances. After all, once you can't beat it, the losing side will immediately find a way to escape.

Of course, predation is not counted as an event that is a competition for survival.

"Hey, hey~ stupid human! I haven't paid attention to it before, but I'll count how many people have died, and it seems to be interesting to say......"

Lan Sa came to the balcony of his house with Ota in his arms, and looked at the magnolia trees in the community with great interest through the anti-theft net. He knew that the leaves of the magnolia tree were one of the most popular species of leaves for spinytails. Now, there must be a lot of spiny tails on it, right? Of course, there must be green caterpillars and unicorn insects as well.

I just don't know, who will be the first unlucky guy to die~! It's a little exciting to think about!