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The two dragged two heavy legs, and the only thing they got was to bump into a bamboo pole selling fake diplomas in a commercial plaza......

I saw a thief-eyed bamboo pole patiently introducing the diploma in his bag to a young man in his twenties, wearing a suit and tie, and looked around cautiously from time to time. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Finally, the bamboo pole lowered his voice and said: "I said friend, even the cleaners have to compete for jobs with diplomas these days, and there is a certificate by the side, which can be described as a promising future, you look at this Peking University is only 200 yuan, and Oxford's is only 250 yuan, how about it?" Buy a copy, right? ”

The young man was stunned and said in confusion: "Peking University? Oxford? What else do you have here? ”

"I have any certificates, even if I have a bachelor's degree in economics from Harvard in the United States or Cambridge University in the United Kingdom, how can I compete with others if I don't have this golden sign when looking for a job? I'm sure you know better than I do, right? ”

The young man pondered for a moment, his eyes gradually brightened, and he asked, "You said that you can get a bachelor's degree in economics from Harvard University in the United States?" ”

The bamboo pole smiled, slapped his chest with no two taels of flesh "bang", looked confident, and said in a tone of one hundred and twenty percent affirmation: "This is natural, hehe, tell your brother, I can not only do it, but also absolutely professional, the degree certificate code can be found even on the Internet, and the information in it can prove that you have indeed studied at Harvard University." ”

The young man was surprised and said, "Really? How is this possible? How do you do it? ”

Seeing that the fish was about to be hooked, the bamboo pole smiled faintly, and the expression on his face became unfathomable......

The young man lowered his voice and said: "Brother, let me tell you, in fact, I also specialize in selling diplomas, but I only have second-rate undergraduates and some junior colleges in China. ”

Hearing this, the bamboo pole didn't react for a while, and asked in amazement: "Brother, why is it dark?" ”

"Heh, do you need to ask? The cows have let you blow them to the sky, so can it not be dark? ”

The bamboo pole couldn't help but be full of black lines, and the young man glanced at him with disdain, and continued: "Heh, you can see for yourself, the suit I am wearing is Armani, and the Rolex is on my hand, what about you?" ”

The young man paused at this point, then glanced up and down at the bamboo pole and said contemptuously: "Selling a diploma is a technical job, look at you, what are you all mixed up into?" It's full of stalls, and even your pants don't add up to three digits, heh, and TMD Harvard? I look at the potholes on your face, and all you have to do is engrave the word 'pockmarks'. ”

"Brother, this meal is not suitable for you, I advise you to find another way." After the young man finished speaking, he gently patted the bamboo pole like a wooden chicken to show comfort, and then walked away in a dashing manner.

The bamboo pole with a face full of frustration was left in the spot, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but obviously, he was seriously hit, Xiaobao and Winter Melon walked up, squeezed their eyes at him, and immediately let out an earth-shattering laugh......

"Hahaha, look at what you did, what did that sentence come from, what door got what axe, hehe, I think it's the little thief who met the thief's ancestor, hahaha."

When the bamboo pole heard this, he looked Xiaobao up and down in surprise, as if Columbus had discovered the New World, and Halley saw the broom star, and said in surprise: "Fork you are stunned, when did your mouth become so poisonous?" ”

"I see that the brain of this goods was hit by a car, it must have been knocked out, do you want to catch Ming'er, you can also go and be hit by the bamboo pole, maybe you can hit a social elite wearing Armani and wearing Rolex." Winter melon took the conversation and said angrily.

As soon as Xiaobao heard the word "collision", his eyes opened like two lanterns, and he lit up suddenly, and said happily: "Haha, there is a bridge to make money, go, you two come with me......"

The bamboo pole and the winter melon shook their heads, and they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts: "Alas, these two stunned people used to be just fools, but now it seems to be even worse, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a psychopath." ”

"Let's go, we're going to get rich soon."

Xiao Bao pulled the two of them, and told the whole plan along the way, the more they listened, the more excited they became, the three dog brothers, hit it off immediately, summed up for a while, and hurriedly ran to the fortune plan in their hearts.

In the early hours of the morning, Xiaobao, Donggua and Bamboo Pole were lying in the green belt at the turn of a road in the south of the city, their eyes constantly staring at the passing vehicles.

Thinking about his own way may be a bit improper, but Xiaobao does not have the slightest pressure in his heart, and he has not touched the moral bottom line lower than the Mariana Trench in his heart.

Xiaobao even felt that he had never been so straightforward, because all this was for the younger brothers and sisters in the orphanage, just to solve the problems of private life by the way, after all, even if it was Lei Feng Dong Cunrui, he had to eat before he died.

Once anything is named in the name of justice, the so-called law and morality will all become floating clouds, even if you eat peanuts, you will die a glorious sacrifice for the people, and your death will be more tragic than that of a martyr.

After some exploration, the two brothers chose a good location, and plunged into the green belt at the turn of the wide road, and their three pairs of eyes were like six lanterns hanging in the dark night, constantly staring at the passing vehicles......

The choice of this location is also carefully considered by Xiaobao, reason one; The vehicle will definitely slow down when turning, avoiding high risks and high costs. Reason 2; The line of sight is obstructed, and the success rate can reach almost 100%.

Because touching porcelain is a technical job, if it is serious, even a small life will be shared, and it is not cost-effective to end up with a lifelong disability at a light, so after some active discussion and give full play to democracy, after voting two to one, it was decided to hand over the glorious and arduous "porcelain" to the bamboo pole, because he is the most flexible.

After hearing that he was doing this to buy quilts for his younger brothers and sisters in the orphanage, he had no choice but to twist his eyebrows, and with a look of incomparably tragic looks like a strong man would never return, he took over this glorious and arduous task.

The grass in the green belt in late autumn has long dried up, and a trace of chill continues to seep into the bodies of Xiaobao and winter melon, while the bamboo pole nest is lying at the other end, waiting for the signal of the two, ready to rush out at any time......

The bamboo pole lay on the ground, moved his cold hands and feet impatiently, and said to Xiaobao: "You two will look at me in a while!" ”

Although the bamboo pole is not a serious business, but in his bones, he has long regarded the orphanage as his home, and it is his duty to make some contributions to his home, which is why he accepted the most dangerous task.

"You just put a hundred and twenty hearts, according to my experience in the last crash, such a full set of actions, I will ensure that you will not be harmed, and you will be alive afterwards."

Winter melon asked confusedly: "Erdaze, bamboo poles make porcelain, so what are we doing?" ”

"Wouldn't it be right to look righteous and indignant? I don't need to teach you this, if you can't, then you can go and take over the bamboo pole. Xiaobao glanced at him and said angrily.

Winter melon slapped his thick chest with a "pop", and said confidently: "Okay, you will wait to see my performance for a while, isn't it just like a city manager, no problem!" ”

"Hehe, so we should let those rich people have more blood, if we don't knock them hard, how can we be worthy of the broad masses of toiling people? You say don't you? Speaking of this, Xiao Bao's mind came to the scene when he was stealing Ao's property in his previous life, and a burst of pleasure and resentment suddenly appeared in his eyes.

When Donggua heard this, he immediately echoed and said: "Second stunned, I didn't expect that after being hit by a car on the head, you kid is really enlightened, well, that's right, yes, especially the poor working people like us." ”

The job of touching porcelain requires not only skill, but also a lot of disability risk, and it also requires a lot of patience to wait for the real goal to appear......

More than half an hour passed, and several cars had passed in front of them, but looking at the style and brand of the car, they were all low-grade private cars, and Xiaobao ignored them without even thinking about it.

There is also a way to steal, Xiaobao has always thought that he is a very principled person, at least he thinks so, only slaughter the rich, as long as he does not slaughter too ruthlessly, this kind of person will not care about spending some small money to settle things! And the small amount of money they think is very considerable for Xiaobao now, at least it is not a problem to solve the dozen quilts in the orphanage.

Xiaobao and Winter Melon are a little better, they can lean on each other to warm up, but the bamboo pole hiding behind the tree is much more miserable, and the whole person is like a popsicle. At this time, Xiaobao realized the benefits of winter melon, and finally understood why the bamboo pole guy would live with him, it turned out that this guy could be used as a king-size pillow to hold when the weather was cold.

And the bamboo pole lying not far below is not so comfortable at this time, lying on the ground for a long time, so cold that his body is constantly trembling, just when he can't help but run over, two snow-white headlights shoot out of the straight road.

The sharp-eyed Xiaobao quickly saw that it must be a high-end car of great value, the reason is very simple, the lights are not comparable to those 180,000 private cars, it is definitely a luxury car.

"Here, you must pay attention to my gestures on the bamboo pole, and be ready to rush out at any time, remember, you must scream miserably when you fall to the ground, and you will scream as miserable as you are, understand?"

"What a terrible way to scream?"

"It's really stupid, when I was a child, didn't we all invite Liu Haozi from the food company to kill pigs during the New Year in our orphanage, do you remember that scene at that time?"

Zhu Zhu nodded blankly, and then said in wonder: "It was the first time that our yard killed a pig, I naturally remember, but I clearly remember that Liu Haozi didn't scream when he killed the pig." ”

"What a stupid you, did I say Liu Hemp, I'm talking about the pig that was slaughtered! Got it? ”

“…………”

"You must remember the bamboo pole, when you fall to the ground later, the voice must be as miserable as the pig under Liu Mazi's knife, and the voice must be full of helplessness and despair......"

"When did your stunned tongue become so poisonous? How can you damage people so much! ”

"Silence, prepare!"

With a wave of Xiaobao's hand, the whole person of the bamboo pole was like a javelin out of his hand, and it suddenly jumped out of the corner, followed by a piercing brake sound, cutting through the silent night sky......