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Xiaobao plans to find the bamboo pole and winter melon who came out of the orphanage together, and then solve this big problem together. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Winter melon's real name is Mohe, a typical otaku, he will stay in the room all day long to play online games, and occasionally when the Yin Tang is shining, he will play three or two pieces of excellent game equipment, and sell it for a few dollars to improve his life.

The bamboo pole's real name is bangs, and the two stunned friends who grew up together in open crotch pants, the only difference with them is that this bamboo pole is not a good thing, not only does it not have a serious job, but also idleness all day long, and usually lives by stealing and abducting.

After Xiaobao sorted out some memories of these two people, he thought to himself: "This old king should really review and review his education methods, and see what kind of goods have been taught?" ”

After passing through a dark and damp alley, an old building in the style of the Republic of China appeared in front of Xiaobao's eyes, the building was very old, so old that he could even smell the apocalyptic despair.

The word "demolition" is written on the wall in a huge and miserable white letter, and it is clear that the building has long been honorably included in the government's demolition list. But it is precisely because of this huge "demolition" that the rent will be cheaper than the cabbage on the street, and the bamboo pole and winter melon live here.

Stepping on the half-mutilated wooden staircase, which was bitten by insects and ants, there was a "squeak" sound in the darkness, and in the uneasiness, Xiaobao directly pushed open the door.

Xiaobao looked and saw that there was only one winter melon in the room, and at this time, his two thick and short thighs were resting on the table, and his body like a king-sized winter melon collapsed on the chair. As he swayed, the wooden floor slab was like an old cow pulling a cart full of goods, and it let out a dull wheezing sound without bearing the load, which made Xiaobao's heart beat in shock.

At this time, the chubby face of the winter melon showed an extremely excited color, and he was staring intently at the spherical computer screen that was so old that he was about to die, and a pair of bulging eyeballs almost stuck to the screen.

Hearing the sound of pushing the door, Donggua didn't even look back, but after glancing at Xiaobao with his peripheral vision, he said lightly: "You can find a place to sit by yourself." ”

Xiaobao stood behind him without saying a word, and an island country love action movie was playing on the screen. Xiaobao looked at it for a while, and couldn't help but smile and said, "I didn't expect you to have such wonderful things to see here!" ”

Hearing this, the fat face of the winter melon couldn't help twitching, and he turned his head and said with disdain: ", you haven't opened meat yet, right?" Don't hold it back, use the five girls to solve it. ”

The island love action movie on the screen has gradually reached its climax, and the men and women in the play began to engage in extremely fierce hand-to-hand combat after a trial, and as the action became more and more intense, the actresses on the screen were moaning more and more high-pitched......

The two stared at the screen, the expressions on their faces becoming more focused and dignified as the orgasm progressed, until finally the man pulled out his short gun and shot wildly, and the woman's body kept twitching, like a fish that had jumped ashore.

With the man out, only the woman's fingers were left on the screen, and her face was full of unfinished expressions, and when she twisted her white body like a snake, Xiaobao and Winter Melon's faces tightened and relaxed.

When Xiaobao stared at the seductive body of the actress on the screen and the hungry expression on her face, she couldn't help licking her lips and said: "Alas, it's a pity that the pigs arch so big dishes, it's a pity, it's really aggrieved to see those little Japanese women live, if they try the taste of our Chinese masters, it is estimated that they will understand what kind of defective products Japanese men are, in that case, I think it's almost ...... to pick my teeth."

"Huh? Second stunned, when did your mouth become so poisonous? ”

"Damn, am I not right? When you have money, you must go to the island country to wander around, and by the way, show the majesty of our Chinese masters, and rescue countless Japanese ladies from the dire situation! ”

Winter melon was stunned when he heard this, and then sneered and said, "Forget it, by the time you have money, the island country may have already sunk." But the second stunned, you can't beat a fart with three sticks, why do you seem to have changed as a person, and you actually said such a level of words. ”

"Heh, the times are advancing, and people will also progress, what's so strange about this?" Xiaobao was thinking in his heart: "Second stunned? That goods have long been reincarnated, Lao Tzu is a first-class Lu Ding Gong, Lord Wei! ”

The action movie finally ended, and the eyes of the two reluctantly left the screen, Donggua took a puff of cigarette, raised his eyebrows and said: "Second stunned, you haven't been here since you were hit by a car when you had nothing to do, well, I'm really a little skeptical, did your head get hit by a car, otherwise, it's a strange thing for you to say this, come over today, what's wrong?" ”

"Hehe, can't you come and shop if you're fine?"

"What nonsense, if there is anything about birds, just say it quickly, the boss will come out in a while, and I still have to go into the game to brush up on the dungeon and play equipment."

"Give me all the money you have."

Xiaobao said unceremoniously, as soon as the winter melon heard it, he rummaged through all the pockets of his body without saying a word, took out all the more than ten crumpled banknotes, and handed them to Xiaobao.

"33 five cents? You have such a little money on a big man? How do you get mixed up? ”

"Big brother, please, it doesn't seem to be illegal to be poor, right? What do you care about me? ”

"Okay, you, still play a bird equipment, immediately turn off the computer and go out with me, let's make money."

"Making money? I said stunned, are you dreaming, or is your head really hit by a car? It's just you, and you're still going to make money? Then I might as well go out with the bamboo pole, damn! ”

"You don't believe me?"

"Believe, how can I not believe it, because the sun is coming out of the west, can I not believe it?"

"Winter melon, come with me to get a vote, the courtyard is in a hurry to wait for the money, will you go?"

As soon as he heard about the orphanage, Donggua immediately sat up, and immediately asked in surprise: "Erdaze, the yard is in urgent need of money, so what are you going to do?" Shouldn't the way you talk about making money be to go to the island country and then rob those male protagonists? ”

“…………”

"Second stunned, this meal has to be eaten slowly one bite at a time, can we cure this poor disease and then liberate the Japanese female compatriots? Go now, can't the two of us swim in the past? ”

"Don't talk nonsense here, come with me! Make money to ......"

Money is a very real problem, as the saying goes, a penny kills a hero! Xiaobao doesn't know if this kind of tragedy has happened since ancient times, but obviously, Xiaobao doesn't want to be the protagonist in this kind of story, so he has to try his best to make money, and he will do whatever it takes to make money.

But making money is really a profound science, you have to understand what money can be fished, what money can not be fished, and how to make money? What a way to fish, there are all kinds of money, the money you get has to be spent on life, or you enter the bureau, eat peanuts or flee or something, that kind of money is not money, but a life talisman!

Xiaobao and Donggua walked for a night and almost turned over the entire Yangzhou City, but they sadly found that they saw the shadow of a casino there!

One turned out to be stunned, and the other was an otaku who couldn't get out of the door for half a step, and it was obviously impossible to find the casino. There is no casino, no pai gow, and no dice to buy things like big and small points, Xiao Baokong has a shocking technology, and in the end he naturally ends up with a broken leg and nowhere to show.

The two dragged two heavy legs, and the only thing they got was to bump into a bamboo pole selling fake diplomas in a commercial plaza......

I saw a bamboo pole with a thief's eyebrows and rat eyes patiently introducing the diploma in his bag to a young man in his twentie, wearing a suit and tie, and looked around cautiously from time to time.

Finally, the bamboo pole lowered his voice and said: "I said friend, even cleaners need a diploma to compete for jobs these days, with this certificate, it can be said that the future is immeasurable, you see, this Peking University is only 200 yuan, then, this Oxford is only 250 yuan, how about it?" Buy a copy, shall you? ”

The young man was stunned and said in confusion: "Peking University? Oxford? What else do you have here? ”

"You have any certificate, even if you want a bachelor's degree in economics from Harvard in the United States and Cambridge University in the United Kingdom, if you don't have this golden sign to find a job, how can you compete with others? I believe you should know this truth better than me, right? ”

The young man pondered for a moment, his eyes gradually brightened, and he asked, "You said that you can get a bachelor's degree in economics from Harvard University in the United States?" ”

The bamboo pole smiled, slapped his chest with no two taels of flesh "bang", looked confident, and said in a tone of one hundred and twenty percent affirmation: "This is natural, hehe, tell your brother, I can not only do it, but also absolutely professional, the degree certificate code can be found even on the Internet, and the information in it can prove that you have indeed studied at Harvard University." ”

The young man was surprised and said, "Really? How is this possible? How do you do it? ”

Seeing that the fish was about to be hooked, the bamboo pole smiled faintly, and the expression on his face became unfathomable......

The young man lowered his voice and said, "Brother, let me tell you, in fact, I am also a professional diploma seller, but I only have second-rate undergraduates and some junior colleges in China. ”

Hearing this, the bamboo pole didn't react for a while, and asked in amazement: "Brother, why is it dark?" ”

"Heh, do you need to ask? The cows have let you blow them to the sky, so can it not be dark? ”

The bamboo pole couldn't help but be full of black lines, and the young man glanced at him with disdain, and continued: "Heh, you can see for yourself, the suit I am wearing is Armani, and the Rolex is on my hand, what about you?" ”

The young man paused at this point, then glanced up and down at the bamboo pole and said contemptuously: "Selling a diploma is a technical job, look at you, what are you all mixed up into?" It's full of stalls, and even your pants don't add up to three digits, heh, and TMD Harvard? I look at the potholes on your face, and all you have to do is engrave the word 'pockmarks'. ”

"Brother, this meal is not suitable for you, I advise you to find another way." After the young man finished speaking, he gently patted the bamboo pole like a wooden chicken to show comfort, and then walked away in a dashing manner.

The bamboo pole with a face full of frustration was left in the spot, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but obviously, he was seriously hit, Xiaobao and Winter Melon walked up, squeezed their eyes at him, and immediately let out an earth-shattering laugh......