Li Fan quickly dressed up and walked on the stage quickly after the host finished the show. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Audience friends, I miss you guys!"

"Wow-"

The audience responded with warm applause.

Many of the audience at the scene came to the show for the first time, and many people came to see Cao Mingquan, how do you know Li Fan.

"Who is this?"

"Who knows, why there was such a warm applause at the scene?"

"You don't know who he is, so what show are you going to watch?"

"That's right, didn't you come to the scene just to see Li Fan?"

"Cut, who's looking at him? If you want to be tall or not good-looking, I'm here to see our family Mingquan. ”

……

Li Fan was standing on the stage at this time, in fact, he was still very nervous, this was different from the last time, the last time it was a rescue scene, it was the tension of "sacrificing oneself for righteousness", and this time it was the nervousness of worrying about not doing a good show.

Li Fan is not the kind of actor who is like a plug-in, he needs to grow, he needs to sharpen, he needs to do everything seriously, and then grow up quickly step by step.

He stabilized his mood and said: "Hello everyone, I'm Li Fan, like the last issue, there may still be many people at the scene who don't know me, including the senior artists who filled the position today, but it doesn't matter, because, I believe that you will never forget me from now on, after all-"

"After all, there are really not many handsome and talented comedians like you!" A girl shouted.

Hahaha......

Cheers of joy rang out from the scene.

There are many viewers who have watched the last episode of the show and know Li Fan's previous opening remarks.

Li Fan shrugged his shoulders and said reluctantly: "Since the broad masses of the people think so-"

"Huh-"

The audience laughed and booed him.

Li Fan paused and then said: "Before my show officially starts, I will ask all my friends. In the past two days, there has been a news that the people of the whole country are particularly concerned about, and it is also a news that makes many female compatriots feel particularly frightened, do you know what it is? Moderator: Did you know? ”

The camera was given to the host Jiang Danian in the corner, and he pretended to be surprised, "Uh...... I know, the customs is going to tax "overseas shopping" products, especially cosmetics, my girlfriend has been worried for the past few days, and her face is full of big bumps. ”

"Don't make a fuss, do any other friends know?"

"Aijia Hotel Assault Incident!"

The audience blurted out.

Li Fan nodded, "Yes, that's it." The cause of this incident is that the abuser thinks that Mr. Tian is sending a recruitment-prostitution card, do any friends know what a recruitment-prostitution card is? ”

One of the audience members stood up, "I know, every time I stay in a hotel, I stuff you with a small card along the crack in the door, with a scantily clad girl printed on it, and a phone number and a sentence, 'Thank you for having you tonight-'"

"Poof—"

The audience burst into laughter!

"Thank you for having you tonight" is the closing sentence of Li Fan's program.

Li Fan suddenly frowned and glared, "Huh? ”

The audience hurriedly changed their words, "Ah no, what is written is 'This night, I'll accompany you!'" ’”

Li Fan blinked ambiguously, "Have you called?" ”

The audience said righteously: "No, why did you ask her to come over to accompany me, am I that kind of person?" ”

"Really?"

The audience patted their chests and said, "Of course not, you think I'm stupid?" I spend money to stay in a hotel, you don't spend a penny, you want to come over and sleep for free, who do you think you are? Who let you sleep? Come up to me to pick up the bargain? ”

The scene was amused by the strange ideas of this male audience, of course, everyone knew that this was arranged by Li Fan.

The emotional foreshadowing of the whole show is done.

Li Fan straightened his tie, "As soon as this incident happened, it attracted national attention, a thin woman in her early 20s was beaten by a strong man for 7 minutes, and this short 7 minutes was completely a merciless mockery of our sick society, which had to make us reflect." It just so happened that my good friend Han Wei also encountered a similar incident a while ago. So today, we take this opportunity to bring you a new show - "Indifference", I hope you like it. ”

After Li Fan finished speaking, he snapped his fingers, and the small revolving stage next to him spun around, and his colleagues sat in a row of chairs.

"Next, my good friend Han Wei, tell me about his tragic experience!" After Li Fan finished speaking, he walked sideways to the corner of the stage.

Han Wei got up and hurriedly walked to the stage.

This is Han Wei's first time performing on stage, fortunately, he has been a screenwriter for a few years, and he has never eaten pork, but he has watched pigs run, and he is not overly nervous.

"Hello everyone, I'm Han Wei, and I also had an incident similar to the Aijia Hotel some time ago," Han Wei sighed, "Hey! I'm going to expose it today, too! ”

Han Wei looked like a loyal and honest angry bag, and at this time, Runuo Nuo really looked like he had been bullied.

"I was also in the hotel at the time, when I pressed the staircase button, suddenly, a person grabbed my shoulder from behind and started beating me, at that time, people came and went, I shouted loudly, but no one saved me, that really hit me to death." When Han Wei said this, he glanced at his colleague Sun Liang sitting on the chair, and stammered, "That's it...... Only...... That's what he hit! ”

The audience's attention was focused on Sun Liang's body, Sun Liang clenched his fists and squeezed out the strong muscles on his arms.

The audience couldn't help but laugh and stare at the stage.

"When I was beaten, I remembered a post on the Internet about the mentality of passers-by or something. It's that you have to arouse their empathy, and you can't make him feel like he's just passing by. There is also a group of people watching you, you just shout for help, no one cares about you, you have to point to a person, so that it is useful to shout. So I pointed to a guy and I said, 'You, if it's your son who is being beaten right now, what would you think?' ’”

The audience thought about it and couldn't help but nod, this method is really good, if you point to a person, he may be able to help him in front of everyone.

But I saw Han Wei frowning, "He said: 'I will think, my son is really ugly and useless.'" ”

"Poof—"

"Haha-"

A turning point lifted the joyful atmosphere of the audience to a new level.

Han Wei sighed helplessly, and then said: "I also saw a post saying that if you see something unpublic on the road, passers-by will be very indifferent, but once it is posted on the Internet, netizens will be very enthusiastic and indignant. So another way to save yourself is to turn the mentality of passers-by into the mentality of netizens. I named another person, and I said, 'What would you do if you saw something like this online?' He said, 'I'll retweet it!'" ”

Everyone was still thinking about it, as if this was a good idea, but immediately they burst into laughter.

So he took his mobile phone and started shooting, 'Come, take a face, I'll post Weibo immediately, I'll give you @ star, @大V, @李凡," Han Wei "indignant" continued, "Now Li Fan is not hot, if he doesn't forward me and scold him to death!" ”

The camera was given to Li Fan in the corner, Li Fan hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and looked nervously while wiping his sweat.

Seeing this, the audience laughed without beating their chests, and some of them burst into tears.