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"I remembered that there is also an ultimate magic weapon for self-help on the Internet, which is to shout for firefighting. No one will save people, but everyone will put out fires, and when no one cares about you, you shout that it is on fire! I couldn't help it at the time, it was so miserable, this face was almost disfigured, and I still relied on it to eat. ”

Han Wei touched his fat face, and the audience was sneering.

So I smashed the alarm device, the alarm bell sounded, and Sun Liang also ran away. The security guard came up and said, 'Who smashed it, what did you do without fire?' I was about to explain, and he said, 'Shut up, smash a 200, accompaniment!' ”

After the audience's laughter subsided, Han Wei then said helplessly: "I said, 'Big brother, if it's really on fire, you go upstairs and let people compensate first?'" He said, 'You lad, how can I come up when it's really on fire!' ’”

Han Wei spread his hands, "I said, 'How do you know it's not really on fire?' He said, 'Oh, I've been watching you get beaten on the monitor, how could I not know!' ’”

……

Wang Changxi whispered to Zhang Xue: "Very good! The show is well conceived. ”

Zhang Xue also said: "Taking into account the jokes and the ruthless ridicule of the real situation, it is worthy of being written by Li Fan." ”

Wang Changxi continued: "The most clever thing about this show is that people don't feel any suspicion of preaching, and they completed the reflection on the current social situation in laughter, and Li Fan impressed me again." ”

"Elder Wang, let's take a look at the follow-up."

Stage.

"Well, thank you, that's what happened to me. Below, please hit my nemesis, Mr. Sun Liang. ”

Han Wei bowed and went down.

Sun Liang wore a vest, showed his strong muscles, and strode onto the podium.

He looked at everyone nervously, "I'm a little nervous standing on this stage, because I'm a dumb person." Because of my stupid mouth, I have never practiced theorizing with others or anything, because there is nothing in the world that cannot be solved by hands. ”

The camera immediately gave Han Wei on the chair, and Han Wei had a bitter melon look on his face.

Comedians also look at faces, and they must have a unique charm that makes the audience want to laugh when they see you. Li Fan has a unique eye, and found the image of Han Wei's appearance of being honest and being bullied. As soon as this shot came, it immediately caused the audience to laugh.

Sun Liang continued: "I'm a person, stupid, and stumbling, and I don't like people, that day Li Fan said that he wanted me to come to power, I said that it wouldn't work, I stood on the stage and kept saying this, didn't that make me embarrassed in front of the people of the whole country?" Li Fan comforted me and said, 'Sun Liang, you have to be optimistic, how can you be embarrassed all the time, maybe people will turn off the computer directly after seeing you!' ’”

……

"I also want to say a few words about the beating incident at Aijia Hotel, I think as a man, no matter what the reason, as an old man, how can you hit a woman? Is this what the old men do? Do you want face? If you really have to hit someone, you shouldn't hit a woman either! Sun Liang paused and squinted at Han Wei in the chair.

The camera immediately cut over, giving Han Wei a close-up, and Han Wei lowered his head resignedly. Hold your forehead with your hand and make a painful gesture.

The audience immediately understood, laughed, and leaned back and forth.

Sun Liang said loudly: "Don't you have a friend?" After a pause, he then said solemnly, "Moreover, that hotel is really exaggerated, standing in the corridor and beating people, no one cares about you, you stand under the camera and beat people, and the security guards ignore you," Speaking of this, Sun Liang suddenly admired, "Wow, heaven on earth!" ”

The audience's laughter was once again ignited by this unexpected twist.

"After the beating incident, I often took my friends in and out of the hotel. The waiter also asked me, 'How many rooms do you have?' I said, 'If you want a room, you can take me to the place where your beating happened.' She said, 'Sir, do you want to visit?' And I said, 'What a visit, I'm going to imitate!' ’”

The audience slapped their thighs with laughter.

"Poof—"

"Hahaha-"

"No, I'm going to laugh at the lack of oxygen!"

……

After talking for a while, Sun Liang began to end: "The reason why I often beat Han Wei violently, he didn't send small cards, but this mouth is too cheap, relying on a house with five rings in the capital, showing off all day long." In terms of money, can you compare with Teacher Lu Wei sitting there? ”

The camera cut to Lu Wei, and Lu Wei showed a smug expression.

"Our teacher Lu Wei, graduated from BGI, has a big house with three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms in the center of Beijing, drives a BMW, and works well. But isn't it like I'm standing on the same stage as my diaosi to perform a show, and besides, the performance is not good. ”

Lu Wei, who was proud on the side, immediately straightened his face.

Sun Liang looked disgusted, "You say, is this a shame?" Shame on you! Next, I would like to invite Mr. Lu Wei to come to the stage and throw a person. ”

Sun Liangxia.

Lu Wei tidied up his tie and went on stage in a suit and leather shoes.

"Hello everyone, I'm Lu Wei, the very good person they call it."

"Huh-"

"Everyone knows that I graduated from BGI," the audience said again, and Lu Wei continued, "Everyone was talking about hotels just now, in fact, you may think that people like us may not go to live in that kind of small hotel, right?" But sometimes I go there to see the people's feelings! ”

"Huh-"

"One time I went to a small hotel, and as soon as I pushed open the elevator door, wow, I saw a guy being beaten up by a muscular man!" Lu Wei paused.

The camera was directly given to Han Wei and Sun Liang, and the audience instantly understood and laughed.

"The man at the bottom was beaten, his eyes were swollen, it was so miserable, but he still pointed at me and shouted, 'What would you do if you saw this on the Internet?' After the audience had laughed enough, he then said righteously, "I told him righteously, 'I will do it for you @ Li Fan!'" ’”

……

"When it comes to wealth, I can only be regarded as a well-off life, although I graduated from BGI, but I am not as rich as the second generation of others, now I have an invite, the rich second generation Zhou Kai is on stage."

Lu Weixia.

Zhou Kai wore a trendy suit and walked on the stage.

He said with a smug face: "Hello everyone, I am Zhou Kai, everyone knows that my family has money, a manor villa, and a luxury car. ”

"Huh-"

"Being rich isn't necessarily all good, just a few days ago, one of my security guards broke up with a nanny on the grounds that he was fed up with a long-distance relationship!"

Amid the laughter, a girl curiously asked her boyfriend, "What do you mean?" ”

The boyfriend pouted, "This kid is bragging, which means that his house is big." ”

The girl's brain turned, and her eyes turned red with joy.

Zhou Kai continued: "A while ago, my father spent millions of dollars to let me go to a hotel as a security guard to experience the life of ordinary people like you. ”

"Huh-"

"One night I was watching TV, and suddenly there was a movie in which a strong man beat a man. It was so ruthless that I grabbed my head and slammed it against the wall, which scared me, and I said to my colleague, 'Hurry up and change the channel, this movie can't be watched, it's terrifying!'" 'My colleague says it's surveillance!' ”

The camera once again showed Han Wei and Sun Liang, and at the same time began to accommodate the posture of the audience leaning forward and closing back.

"At that time, we turned off the TV and hugged our heads and cried. If there had been no dead spots in that surveillance at that time, we wouldn't have been able to sleep that night. I told my dad that I didn't want to do this job anymore, it was so scary, I wanted to go to school. My dad said, 'What's the use of your studies?' You will be admitted to a good university in the sky, you will be admitted to BGI, you don't say who knows? ’”

Lu Wei pointed at Zhou Kai "embarrassedly".

……

"I'm Zhou Kai, thank you, I'd like to invite Li Fan back to the stage!"

Zhou Kaixia.

Li Fan tidied up his tie, and amid the cheers of everyone, he walked onto the stage with square steps.

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