Chapter 006: The first perfect score work is born
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At this time, the website has already exploded!
The barrage is almost taking over the entire screen.
"Finished? Is that the end of it? ”
"That's right, why is this "Big Talk Haze" so short, and other people's programs will take fifteen or sixteen minutes to say the least!"
"yes, I haven't seen enough!"
"Hello everyone, I'm the Emperor of Truth, this kid's show lasted for 1 hour and 3 minutes!"
"Impossible!"
"Why didn't I notice it? Am I being too involved? ”
"Looks like it's really yes!"
"What a mortal, this show is so funny!"
"Spike! Look at it, it must be the champion of this issue for a while! ”
"I must be the champion, otherwise I will eat live broadcast!"
"Where did this ruthless person come from?"
"In the future, I will become Brother Fan's brainless fan!"
The barrage and web comments are well received, but at the same time, doubts and vulgar language have begun to emerge non-stop.
"What is this Nima!"
"Bullshit, no logic!"
"That is, how can a person be drunk on oxygen? Not scientific at all! ”
"This comedian has been identified as a silly fork!"
"The most hateful thing, this B admires foreign flattery, foreign countries are good and that is good, and the air is clean, then you should go to a foreign country to stay, don't be a domestic BB!"
"Trash!"
"The sky is thundering!"
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Where there are people, there must be trolls!
As a result, the upright and the inverted faction on the Internet quarreled all over the world!
"Brother, comedy is funny, not a scientific experiment, do you understand artistic fiction?"
"I just know that as an artist, you have to have a minimum of common sense! This should not lead to misinformation about others, especially children. ”
"Upstairs, I'm speechless!"
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This is still good, and many of them are directly scolded by their parents and parents.
Your ancestors, uncle, all kinds of relatives, all kinds of verbs are running on the screen.
Of course, these Li Fan didn't know that he had just come down from the stage, took off his suit, and his entire shirt was soaked!
A staff member next to him immediately handed over a glass of water, he gulped and drank it all, and then asked for another glass, which was really dry.
How can he not be nervous, this is the first time in his life that he has performed on stage, and it is an important live show, plus he has never rehearsed at all, and he has no bottom in his heart during the whole performance process!
This is someone else, and it is estimated that the food will stop after a few minutes.
Li Fan fortunately has a strong literary foundation, and he is usually obsessed with literary masterpieces, such as "Golden Vase Plum" and "Meat-Futon...... Ah no, the four famous books, the four books and the five classics, those are all pillow readings.
He has strong language organization skills, and he is a program that he has organized, the context is extremely clear, and the most important thing is that most of the jokes here are searched by himself through the [Old Time Finder], and the content has been firmly burned into the brain.
It is precisely because of these reasons that he got through the danger and did not drop the chain!
But if he scores his performance, he thinks it's only 70 points, some of the jokes are too tight and urgent, some are too loose, and many expressions and movements are not in place, which has huge room for improvement.
Fortunately, we won in innovation, and also won in the fledgling status quo of the world comedy industry.
Wang Shucai patted Li Fan's shoulder and said, "Xiaofan, it's good, I was very optimistic about you at the beginning, you didn't disappoint me!" ”
Look at yourself, why don't you remember?
Li Fan smiled and said, "Thank you, Brother Wang!" ”
Wang Yan took Li Fan's hand with interest and said, "Perfect!" Perfect show! You are the biggest discovery of our show, it turns out that comedy can still be performed like this! I've opened my eyes today! ”
"Producer Wang, you love me, I still have a lot of shortcomings, and this time I barely survived! In fact, it almost collapsed halfway through! ”
"By the way, Xiao Li, your show is not a sketch, what is this called, what kind of show is it?"
"Talk show! It's just one person and one microphone, and if possible, it's okay to join the celebrity interview session! Even direct celebrity interviews are talk shows. ”
Wang Yan seemed to have found a treasure: "Okay, okay, you can be regarded as opening the door!" In the future, you will be the grandfather of talk shows. ”
Li Fan hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't you dare, how dare you do this!" ”
Those comedians also boasted about Li Fan on the side, but there was a wave of envy and jealousy in their hearts, and everyone was thinking about what new show to use to compete with Li Fan in the next round.
Everyone knows in their hearts that compared with Li Fan's performance, their works are more serious and serious, although the structure is complete, but there are not enough jokes!
But there are also many people who are not convinced, pouting and watching from the side, scolding in their hearts: cultural garbage! For the sake of being funny, it turned out to be nonsense! There is no scientific basis, no theoretical support, the audience may be happy and will not delve into it, but the judges' eyes are bright, wait!
At this time, Han Wei slipped to the back of the crowd, and he couldn't see Li Fan's "villain's ambition" and pretending to be "modest".
There are eight groups of comedians in this competition, and the preliminary round will be scored by the judges, and one group will be eliminated in each period, and then the newcomers will be filled, and the final will be scored by the audience.
After about 5 minutes of advertising time, it was time for the judges to score their scores.
Eight groups of comedians stood on the stage, and Li Fan stood on the side according to the number.
The host said: "Everyone has played extremely well today, and it is difficult to distinguish between them. However, after all, the competition is a competition, and it still has to be divided into high and low, so let's ask the five judges to score each group of comedians in turn. ”
There are five judges, and there are names on the table.
Among them, Wang Changxi is the most famous, the old man is about 60 years old, and he was invited by the program team to press the table!
The other four judges are also more famous, they are the well-known screenwriter Tong Lu, the planner Zhang Xue, the network host Zhao Gang and the popular actress Lu Man.
First of all, Wang Changxi spoke, and after saying a bunch of words, he praised Li Fan: "If you want me to say, the most brilliant thing today, the biggest surprise for me is the No. 8 player Li Fan!" To put it mildly, when Li Fan finished the show, I forgot what the first seven groups played! Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful! ”
Li Fan hurriedly said politely: "The old gentleman has won the award, this is really nothing!" ”
"It's nothing? Could it be that your next show will be even more exciting? ”
Li Fan hurriedly said: "No, no, no ......"
"Okay, don't talk about it, I'm looking forward to your next show!"
After Wang Changxi praised Li Fan, he began to comment on the first group of comedians, and the first group of performances was "Animal World", the effect was average, and the old man was unambiguous, and directly gave a score of 6.5.
This is followed by the scores of the other judges.
Due to the long performance time of Li Fan's "Big Talk Haze", in order not to delay the following programs, each judge only commented on one or two sentences and then scored directly.
Soon, the results of the first group of comedians came out, with a total of 40.1 points, except for Wang Changxi, several other judges still gave face to all the comedians present, and the scores given were not low.
The next few groups gave their results in order: 42, 43, 42.5, 44, 41.8, 43.
At this time, Li Fan was left alone and had not yet scored.
"Okay, let's ask the judges to score the eighth group of comedian Li Fan."
It was Wang Changxi who scored first, and after the old man praised Li Fan again, he showed his score.
The number on the scoreboard: 9.9 points!
"Wow!"
Everyone exclaimed, and then burst into applause!
But you must know that this old man gave the previous seven groups of comedians a low score, and the highest second group only scored 8 points, which shows how high the gold content of this 9.9 score is.
The old man is a respected old-timer, unlike the other four judges, who have given enough face to each group of comedians.
"I'm sorry, I'm going to explain why I deducted the 0.1 points. The first time we saw the expression of a talk show, we rushed to the pioneering spirit of this genre, and I can't give you a score of 10,000, but you are still too tender, you can see that you have no experience, and the rhythm and stability of the whole performance are still lacking. ”
Li Fan nodded again and again, what the old man said was right!
Wang Changxi continued: "Of course, your show today is completely worthy of full marks, but I look forward to the appearance of your more wonderful and flawless works!" ”
Li Fan said excitedly: "Thank you for the praise and love of the old man, I will definitely do my best to prepare for the next show!" ”
Li Fan hadn't heard other people's praise for too long, and he was really a bit of a villain at this time...... Uh-no, the feeling of soaring.
After Zhang Xue's score, she couldn't hide the joy and admiration in her heart, and said with a smile: "Today I opened my eyes, I still can't calm the joy in my heart at this time, and many jokes are still repeated in my mind." I think this is a big harvest for our domestic comedy industry, a subversive performance that breaks the traditional cognition. ”
After Zhang Xue finished speaking, she wrote down the score on the scoreboard, and then raised it!
10 points!
The live broadcast scene suddenly burst into exclamations.
Warm applause ensued, like a wave of applause.
Backstage, Li Fan's colleagues jumped up all of a sudden, everyone hugged each other, and they were so excited that they couldn't express themselves.
The blood in Li Fan's body also began to boil.
The host was so excited that his eyes were red, "The first perfect score tonight has appeared!" No, it's more than half of the schedule of our "Laughing Star Alliance", and the first full-score work was born! Will there be a second perfect score after that? Will there be a second perfect score? Now I invite the editor to give a review and give a rating. ”
At the signal of the host, the audience fell silent.
Tong Luyi frowned, "I have a different opinion from the first two judges, I think there is a big problem with this show." ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but be shocked.
Tong Lu continued: "To put it simply, your program is extremely lacking in rigor, violates the basic principles of script creation, has a loose structure, and cannot explain clearly......"
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