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"After that, I invited Brother Jiang to a banquet in the restaurant, and talked about the contract, they are all friends, and I didn't embarrass him too much, I signed the contract, and then I signed the contract in a daze, and now I don't know if this contract can take effect!"

The audience is curious, won't the contract take effect after it is signed?

But seeing Li Fan talking nonsense seriously: "At that time, the people were too dark to recognize who it was!" I can only faintly see a bald head there! ”

……

"After my contract was finalized, there was nothing to do, and the team's biggest difficulties were overcome."

Huh――

"There are still some days before the competition, Brother Jiang led me to Canada to inspect first to see if it is the legend, the blue sea and blue sky. So we set off from Brother Jiang's house, but we didn't go out a few steps and looked back. No way! The home is gone......"

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"When he arrived in Canada, Brother Jiang was full of emotion, 'Ah, it's really a blue sky and white clouds!' He stood there, took a deep breath, hissed, and fell there! ”

The audience's curiosity is resurged, why did they fall there?

"My friends over there were terrified, I said it's okay, there are drunk, he is drunk! It's so good, he can't breathe this! My friend was terrified, 'Don't mind, I've finally made a trip, don't die here again, what should I do?' I said it's okay, it's okay, bury it! ”

The audience looked at Li Fan with a smile.

Li Fan sighed and said, "Hey, I'll take care of this daughter-in-law in Jingang, what else should I do?" It's all friends! After waiting for the audience to finish laughing, Li Fan immediately continued, "My friend over there said, 'That's not possible, his life is at stake, he has to be saved!'" I said it would be easy to save him, and I drove the cart over. After that, the tail of the car was pointed to his face, and the fire was lit up, and the ...... Ten minutes up! Li Fan imitated Jiang Mengchen with an intoxicated face, "Eh, I smell the smell of my hometown again!" ”

When a spectator heard this, he was so excited that he stood up and shouted, "Good! ”

The audience behind stood up several times, went up and dragged him down, "You're blocking me!" ”

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Soon, the whole show was almost 40 minutes long.

Backstage, Wang Yan almost laughed at this time, held Wang Shucai's hand tightly and said, "Okay, good!" I've never seen such a good show, if it weren't for today's incident, do you plan to save it for the finals to compete for the championship? ”

Wang Shucai's face bloomed with a smile at this time, "That's it!" ”

"Producer Wang, this show has run out of time." A staff member said.

"If it goes over, it will time out, and wait!"

"But our next show ......"

"For a while, shorten the time for the judges to comment later, and then cancel all the advertisements between the program and "Something to Say". After Producer Wang finished speaking, he ignored the staff and watched the show directly.

On the stage, Li Fan became more and more handy.

"The haze is indeed a great inconvenience to our lives, the following is a live report on the Northeast haze on the occasion of a TV station last autumn and winter, please see VCR!"

Everyone looks in the direction of the screen, but there is nothing on the screen.

The technical departments are all in the dark, and no one has given them the documents for this show!

At this time, I saw Li Fan running to the LED screen, being a reporter and a citizen, directing and acting in a live-action version of VCR!

Reporter: Auntie, what impact do you think the smog has brought to your life?

Citizen: You're blind, I'm your uncle!

Reporter: Ah! Hello uncle, what do you think about the Northeast smog?

Citizen: Can I speak Northeast dialect?

Reporter: Yes!

Citizen: CNM, since the beginning of heating, the people who should be buried in the storm can't see the teeth, the Sabi expert has raised the two righteous Wu Wu Xuanxuan's indifferent things day by day, and the people who should be on the soul can't see the silver!

Reporter: Can you explain it in Mandarin?

Citizens: Harmony-harmony-democracy-Lord, charming Northeast.

"Poof—"

"Hahaha!"

When Li Fan said with sincerity on his face, "Harmony-harmony-democracy-Lord, charm of the Northeast", the entire audience laughed.

"Producer Wang, another ten minutes have passed!"

"Wait! What's the hurry! ”

Continue on stage.

"In fact, smog also has the benefits of smog, it can resolve disputes, have you all thought about this? For example, northerners are short-tempered. ”

Li Fan began to give the following example:

Peacetime Northeast people fight:

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you doing?"

"Try one more!"

"Try it!"

Northeast people in the haze day:

"You're sei?"

"What do you call me sei?"

"I'm not convinced that you're coming!"

"Where are you staying?!"

The audience who had a low laugh before was clasping the flesh on his thighs with both hands, and his eyes were gone.

The cold girl was already trembling, her shoulders kept shaking, she secretly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and she was stiff with her friend, "Cut, that's it!" ”

The comedians in the background have also forgotten their identities, and those who don't compete have all become spectators.

……

Another ten minutes passed.

"Producer Wang, if this show goes on further, the following "Have Something to Say to Me" may delay the live broadcast."

Producer Wang turned around, knowing that there was really no extra time, he ordered with an unhappy face: "He didn't wear ear loopers, let Xiao Zhang hold up a sign to remind him." ”

The staff immediately ran over.

Li Fan was talking and laughing on the stage at this time, his original manuscript was very long, just saying that he could talk for more than an hour, in fact, he didn't need to write so much, it was enough to say that it was more than ten minutes, to put it bluntly, he just wanted to show his talent in front of the leader.

When he was energetic, he suddenly saw a staff member on the side of the stage holding up a sign: Mr. Li, the show is seriously overtime, it's about to end!

When did you become Teacher Li?

Li Fan said a few more words and concluded: "At the end of the show, I want to compose a lyric at this time!" ”

The audience had a few words:

"Wow, he can also write lyrics?"

"It's really fake, can't it?"

"Don't forget, you're a student at a famous high school!"

……

Li Fan sorted out Limai and read a song adapted from his own world to complain about haze.

"Qinyuan Spring? Haze》

Scenery of Tsu Port!

Thousands of miles of hazy, thousands of miles of dust,

Looking inside and outside the Third Ring Road, the fog is reckless,

Up and down the North Mountain, the haze is surging!

The car dances with a long snake, the smoke locks the runway, and wants to get on the five rings to drive the car,

On a sunny day, clean the inside and outside of the body.

The air is so bad that it leads countless beauties to wear masks,

Pity a mask to hide your face, white makeup! Only show your eyes, and it is difficult to judge coquettishness.

A generation of Tianjiao, the tower on the water, only to see the foundation without the waist.

Dust into the lungs, there are people who don't want to die, and they also do morning exercises!

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Li Fan finally concluded: "This is all the content of our issue of "Big Talk Haze", whether it is laughter or complaining, our ultimate goal is to hope that our living environment can be greatly improved; We hope that the elderly can take a leisurely breath of fresh air outside; We hope that in the future our children will not ask us, "Mom and Dad, what is the sun like!" ”； We hope that the improvement of human living standards will be carried out under the blue sky and white clouds; And I personally hope that the tears of laughter today are not the sadness of facing worse weather tomorrow! Thank you, I'm Li Fan, thank you tonight! ”

Li Fan said that, straightened his face, bowed to the audience, and walked to the backstage!

Wow -

Warm applause rang out in the live broadcast hall!

All the audience members stood up collectively and shouted Li Fan's name.

"Li Fan, I love you!"

"Awesome!"

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