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"You all learn from Li Fan, you see how serious people are, they are all bound, they have written so much, look at you again!" Jiang Mengchen praised Li Fan.

Li Fan was embarrassed for a while, so he had to scratch his head and smirk.

Jiang Mengchen opened the title page, glanced at it a few times and put it down, shook his head and said: "What kind of show are you, I can't see it, you introduced on the title page, one person and one microphone, how can it be possible?" You guys give us some advice, too! ”

Jiang Mengchen said and handed the manuscript to the others.

After everyone glanced at it, some smiled and shook their heads, and some coughed deliberately twice.

"This is not good at all, young man, it is just wild and imaginative. If a person speaks for more than 20 minutes, can you remember the words! ”

"More than 20 minutes of program, don't say you memorize it fluently, even if you read it according to the script, you may not be able to read it without talking about it!"

"The most important thing is that this is not recitation, this is a performance program, and it also pays attention to the vocal stage, speaking and singing. It's very laborious, and one person can't designate it! ”

"Our sketch is everyone's cooperation, there is a compact plot, everyone shares the pressure together, if you complete the show alone, how much pressure do you have to bear? If there is a problem in one link, the whole show may collapse! Unlike sketches, if there is a problem, everyone can cover it up together! ”

"The most important thing, how do you make the whole joke by yourself?"

……

Facing everyone's cold water, Li Fan was a little anxious, this talk show is a very successful show in his own world. Of course, a talk show can't be regarded as a pure comedy show, but Li Fan believes that with the collective wisdom of the masses and jokers in his world, he can make the talk show stand out in this competition!

"Everyone must believe me, this idea must be subversive, and the implementability is also extremely high!"

"Okay, yours can't," Jiang Mengchen looked at his favorite general expectantly after interrupting Li Fan, "Xiao Han, do you have any new ideas?" ”

Han Wei said with a smile: "Brother Jiang, I have thought of another idea to lead Arbor Day. ”

"Okay, let's hear it!"

Han Wei gave a general explanation of his thoughts.

Li Fan didn't have the heart to listen to him at this time, his heart was cold, and such a good idea was rejected by them.

He wanted to magnify his moves and bring out the sketches of those comedy masters in his world, but he couldn't bear it.

Frankly speaking, there is one in the studio now, and no one really has the talent to perform those classic sketches well.

Don't think that a person can act in a sketch, this not only depends on the image, but also on the talent, every classic sketch is repeatedly rehearsed and polished by the artists.

If you rush the ducks to the shelves, rehearse in a hurry, and participate in the "I Am a Laughing Star" contest in a few days, you will be ruining the artwork!

"Li Fan, look at Han Wei's creativity! Do you want to learn more from others in the future? Jiang Mengchen said.

Li Fan nodded.

Han Wei mocked: "Some talents can't be learned, and some people have nothing else but whimsy, they are only suitable for living in the script I wrote!" ”

Li Fan really wanted to stand up and scold your grandfather!

When Li Fan first entered the studio, because his image matched the protagonist very well, coupled with his natural acting skills, he directly squeezed out the original protagonist Han Wei.

Originally, Han Wei won that role, he is a screenwriter, but he has always wanted to be an actor, and finally begged for a chance to appear on stage, he wanted to be an instant hit, but who knew that he would bite the gold halfway, so Han Wei's nose was crooked.

Li Fan understood Han Wei's mood very well, even if Han Wei didn't care about his nose and face.

However, you can't kick your nose in the face, it's been a week, you're not done yet, and you didn't hurt him yourself, you didn't want to act after knowing the situation, but that's what Jiang Mengchen meant!

Li Fan sneered: "I have never heard of a screenwriter who still wants to be the protagonist, the duck is stunned and there is no menopause!" ”

"Poof—"

"Haha-"

The people on both sides couldn't help laughing.

"You...... You ......" Han Wei stood up suddenly, pointing at Li Fan with a red face.

"Alright, stop fighting, hurry up rehearsals!" Jiang Mengchen said.

……

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Although today's smog is more serious than a few days ago, the online live broadcast of the "Laughing Star Alliance" competition still started on time.

The first group of comedians is performing on stage and is a fairy tale about integrity.

Jiang Mengchen touched the top of his shiny head with his hand, and he was very nervous.

To say that he is also a veteran, he will not have stage fright, but the notice he got this time was too hasty, and the three programs he prepared temporarily were frankly average, and he had no confidence at all.

"Beauty, I'm smearing some oil on me, so that my brain can shine again!" Jiang Mengchen said.

The makeup artist hurriedly refueled him.

"Old Zhou, why am I a little nervous?" Jiang Mengchen said to Humpty Dumpty beside him.

"Me too, it seems that we are not fully prepared, you look at their show, whether it is the idea or the live performance......"

"Lao Zhou, don't be ambitious and destroy your prestige, I don't think their show is good!" Han Wei felt uncomfortable in his heart, but the book for this performance was written by himself.

The seven or eight people in the room were also a little unprepared.

"Look at you, you're scared if you don't play! Wait a minute, I'll go down and buy you some snacks to help you relax. After Han Wei finished speaking, he walked out of the room.

At about half a o'clock, Han Weiti came back with a bunch of snacks.

"Juan'er, your favorite finger cakes, Lao Zhou's roasted chicken wings...... Of course, the most important thing, Brother Jiang's stinky tofu! ”

The tension was greatly relieved, and everyone began to eat snacks while watching the show.

"Oh, yours!" Han Wei didn't even look at Li Fan, and reached out to hand it to him.

Li Fan thanked him and took the finger cake, it seems that this guy is not as outrageous as a chicken intestine.

Eating street stalls before performing on stage is also drunk when you think about it, but now it is estimated that eating can relax everyone's tense heart.

"Brother Jiang, give me a piece of stinky tofu."

"Old ginger, I want it too!"

……

Soon, the show of the hip-hop five-member group came to an end, and the next one was "Market Adventure" by Jiang Mengchen's team.

The staff walked into the room and said, "Teachers, the next one is our show, let's get ready to wait." ”

"Great!"

Everyone came to the side door of the stage together, ready to appear.

The prop master of the program team has already begun to prepare the set, just waiting for the end of the performance on stage, and immediately go to start the layout.

"Shh, what's going on with my stomach...... Yo, it hurts suddenly! Jiang Mengchen suddenly half-hunched over and covered his stomach.

"Hey, I'm ...... I feel a little uncomfortable too! Lao Zhou also frowned.

Everyone was dumbfounded, watching the two of them holding their stomachs at a loss.

At this moment, Li Juan, who had just gone to the bathroom, came back, she was also holding her stomach, her head was full of sweat, and she said weakly: "Okay...... It seems to be food poisoning! ”

After all, a woman's body is inferior to a man, and she is already shaking her body at this time. Look at Jiang Mengchen and Lao Zhou again, now their faces are pale, and cold sweat is flowing.

These three people with abnormal bodies were the three who had eaten stinky tofu before, and the others didn't eat it, and luckily escaped a disaster!

Wang Shucai, the deputy head of the team, pointed at Han Wei's nose and scolded: "Your TMD brain is broken? What roadside stalls to buy before the show, you can figure it out! ”

Han Wei was stupid, how could he expect to get food poisoning, he panicked, "What should I do then?" ”

"What to do? Send to the hospital for treatment! ”

"We're fine, we can perform, we can persevere!" Jiang Mengchen gritted his teeth and said.

"That's not good, just like you, can you say the whole line?" Wang Shucai instructed the staff, "Go and prepare the car, why are you stunned." ”

Now he was busy, and a few security guards ran over, carrying Jiang Mengchen, Lao Zhou and Li Juan downstairs, and the staff hurriedly contacted the leader.

The news spread extremely quickly, and within two minutes, several other groups of comedians came running.

There are those who ask for warmth, and there are those who sigh again and again, but more of them are waiting to see the excitement, but I didn't expect that a group of competitors would be missing out of thin air.

The old handsomes are all down, let's see how you hold the banner high.

After Wang Shucai ran forward and backwards, beads of sweat the size of beans crackled and fell!

Han Wei was nervous and kept blaming himself.

Soon, producer Wang Yan, who was on the monitor side, immediately rushed over when he heard the news.

"What the hell is going on with you, how do you get food poisoning? Who told you to eat unclean roadside stalls before the race? How are you responsible for this? Do you know that this is a live broadcast, this is a live broadcast? ”

Wang Shucai hurriedly apologized, and swore and said: "Don't worry, although Lao Jiang and the three of them are sick, we still have another show, and we still have the remaining 7 people, you can rest assured." ”

"Really?"

"Really," Wang Shucai looked at Han Wei, "Han Wei, don't we have a program without Lao Zhou and Li Juan." ”

Han Wei hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, but, there is Brother Jiang!" ”

"That's okay, you take Lao Jiang's position, the script is mainly written by you, you know this role too well."

Han Wei was dumbfounded, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "I...... I can't do this, although I know the lines, but I haven't prepared it at all. ”

"What's the matter, the organization believes in you, besides, haven't you always wanted to play the leading role, isn't this opportunity coming!"

Han Wei's head was like a rattle, and he didn't do anything. The role that was snatched away by Li Fan, because he got the promise, he practiced at home for a week, but now this role, although he created it himself, he has never practiced it, so he will wait to make a mistake when he goes up, and he will be 100% smashed.

He has already made a big mistake, and if he makes another mistake, he will probably have to roll up and leave!

"Do you have any other shows?" Producer Wang asked.

"I didn't ...... Gone! ”

"Then this one!"

At this moment, the show of the hip-hop five-member group ended, and the incident happened suddenly, and because of the neglect of communication, the host did not know what was happening backstage.

"Next, I would like to invite the last group of comedians tonight, Jiang Mengchen's comedy team, to bring a wonderful performance, I believe that his shiny bald head will definitely shine the brightest tonight!"

The audience immediately cheered.

Jiang Mengchen is still very influential in Jingang City.

His trademark bald head is very likable.

There was warm applause at the scene.

Wang Shucai immediately pushed Han Wei, "You guys are up, why are you stunned!" ”

"Brother Wang, I can't do it, I'm not prepared!"

Wang Yan glared angrily and said, "Go! ”

"This really can't be done!"

"It's live, live! Countless netizens are watching in front of the computer, do you know the bad impact of the live broadcast accident, the huge blow to a website, you can't say it? Give it to me! ”

Han Wei moved back step by step, saying that he would not go on stage at all!

He doesn't want to take this responsibility, it's not just a matter of losing his job, he will never have the opportunity to perform on stage again after the performance, and his dream of being an actor is wasted!

"Why are you stunned, hurry up!"

"You give it to me!"

The audience in front of them began to be puzzled, and they didn't know why they didn't see the actors on stage for a long time, and they looked curiously at the actors' passage on the stage.

The backstage exploded.

The more everyone urged, the more Han Wei retreated.

The people on both sides of the city were not too busy to see it, and they also shouted.

Wang Yan angrily wanted to grab Han Wei's neck and throw him directly on stage.

Just when there was a lot of chaos, I saw Li Fan suddenly run to Wang Yan's side and pick up his suit when he went up.

"You, what are you doing? Are you crazy? ”

"Borrow your clothes to wear!"

Li Fan took off Wang Yan's suit with three strokes and five divisions, and rushed to the stage while putting it on his body!

It happened suddenly, and everyone was stupid.

"What is this guy going to do?"

"Unhinged?"

"Damn, dare to pick off the leader's clothes?"

Han Wei's mind turned quickly, and he pulled the corner of Wang Shucai's clothes and said:

"Is he going to do that show?"

Wang Shucai slapped his thigh and said in annoyance:

"I'm grass, it's a complete spoilt now!"