Wang Shucai shouted: "Get back for me!" ”

But at this time, Li Fan had already stepped onto the stage. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wang Yan asked curiously, "What kind of show is this?" ”

Wang Shucai wanted to die, he forgot what his name was, and stammered, "Uh...... Show, show! ”

These people backstage, whether it is the leaders, the comedians in various groups, or the staff, all stared at the stage with wide eyes.

"Who is this kid?"

"Who knows?"

"What is he going to do?"

"He's going to put on a show!" Han Wei said with a gloating look.

"I'll go, can't I, it's such a big scale?"

"Now that the country is anti-vulgar, this guy is tired of life?"

"Is this okay to take off your clothes? We're a high-end comedy show, how can we get these things. ”

Although Wang Shucai concluded that today's show was completely ruined, he still explained to everyone, "This show is not taking off clothes, it is performing alone on the stage, only by telling jokes and jokes!" ”

"Alone? How can it be! ”

"There will definitely be loopholes, especially newcomers!"

"What's the point of a person telling a joke? I think I might as well take off my clothes! A woman pouted.

"Rotten Girl......

……

Reception desk.

The audience was dumbfounded, everyone looked, a freak came up!

The "freak" wears an oversized suit with worn-out jeans underneath, which barely makes sense, but what does it mean to pull a pair of slippers on your feet?

Li Fan was in a hurry, and he forgot to take off Producer Wang's leather shoes, and he didn't realize it until he saw the audience's eyes staring at him and laughing.

This Nima, people are lost, originally in "Market Adventures", he played a small citizen who went to the market to buy vegetables, and he pulled a pair of slippers with a lot of life, but now it's good, the upper body suit, the lower body cowboys, and the slippers under the feet, this is nondescript!

Wang Yan said angrily: "Nonsense! Such a high-end program makes you so vulgar! ”

A comedian also fell into the well and said, "That's it, don't you have any other ideas in your team?" What's on the stage? ”

"The wind of the world is going down, the wind of the world is going down! I have to take off my clothes in strange clothes! ”

Wang Shucai is going crazy, "There is really no way to take off your clothes......

……

Li Fan's nervousness at this time eased a little.

He glanced at the scene, not far away was the judges' seat, there were five judges, four men and one woman, the host was waiting on the other side, and below was the audience.

Although he had just made a fool of himself, it aroused everyone's curiosity, and everyone stared at him in unison, looking forward to his next move!

Li Fan cleared his throat and said: "Hello everyone, I'm Li Fan, maybe no one on the scene knows me, but it doesn't matter, because, I believe that you will never forget me from now on, after all, there are really not many handsome and talented comedians like me......"

"Poof!" A kid snorted.

Everyone's faces also unconsciously put on a smile!

"It's kind of interesting."

"Well, it's okay!"

Li Fan continued: "Today's weather is really bad, and it is really touching that you can come to the scene to watch the live broadcast. This is not only a recognition of the program team, but also a personal love for me, I know that you are all coming for me today, I ......"

"Huh-"

This "huh" sound, in the real world, often appears in cross talk, but I didn't expect that in this simulated world, the audience also has this habit.

Li Fan continued: "I have nothing to repay, I can only do my best to perform a good show for everyone, so that everyone is happy!" Today, the program I brought is called "Big Talk Haze", maybe the program is relatively long, unlike the previous programs, which will be finished in ten minutes, at most twenty minutes," Li Fan paused slightly, frowned and said helplessly, "I can't finish this in a month!" ”

"Hahaha......"

Everyone laughed.

One audience member with a low laugh burst into tears.

A cold girl next to her glanced at her and said in her heart, "As for it?" So boring! ”

The audience thought to themselves, you can brag about it, but I love to hear it!

"But due to time constraints, I may only be able to speak for about 20 minutes. But I'm an artist who cares a lot about fans, and I'll wait until the show time is almost up, but if you haven't heard enough, you guys will shout, you shout at the bottom, and I'll let the security guard get you out! ”

Hahaha......

One of the judges was drinking water at this time, and when he heard this divine turn, he laughed directly.

The female judge, who is around 40 years old, pressed her hands to the corners of her eyes, for fear that she would be caught by the camera because of excessive crow's feet due to laughter.

Wang Shucai snorted for a while, and his hanging heart finally calmed down.

"Well, that's a good start!" Producer Wang nodded.

The peers who were waiting to see the joke stopped giggling and chattering, gathering and staring at the stage.

"If you want to talk about the influence of our show, it's really big, I heard that there are still audiences from other places on the scene? Yes, raise your hand and let me see, oh, friends from Shonan, Habin City is also here...... It turned out that Shanghai's was also here? I feel so honored! ”

The audience is heckling again!

Li Fan paused slightly, "When you come to our Jingang City, you finally know what it is that can breathe painfully!" ”

"Poof—"

"Haha, no, I laughed!"

"I don't want to play the song title of my idol Zhang Tianwang!"

It turns out that the song "Pain That Breathes" also exists in this world, but it is just another song of the same name, and Li Fan has already checked it.

Li Fan continued: "Why do I want to do the show "Big Talk Haze", I have to start with my aunt, she had cataract surgery, and went to the hospital to remove the stitches this morning, and then she went to the balcony to take a look, and suddenly became anxious, and after finding the doctor, she went up with a mouth," Seeing that the audience was stunned, Li Fan continued, "My aunt scolded: 'You have a leg, why did my surgery fail?'" ’”

"Hahaha-"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's still failed, isn't that smog!"

……

Li Fan struck while the iron was hot and said, "Is it because I didn't give a red envelope?" ”

A young man was so happy that he slapped his thigh, and the big man next to him glared angrily, "I'm grass, you're slapping my leg!" ”

Even his rival Han Wei burst into laughter, "Nima, why didn't I think of this paragraph?" ”

The audience was already laughing.

Li Fan was no longer too nervous at this time, and slowly entered the state.

"So, I checked the relevant information and wanted to discuss with you how to prevent and treat this haze!" He paused again and said, "Our show is starting now, you can applaud, everyone is coming to the scene, more applause can shake the dust...... Spirit! ”

"Wow-"

There was warm applause at the scene!