Chapter 10: Big Brother, You're Joking

Wang Baobao turned around, grabbed the packaging shell and sent it to the back seat, and the result was ・・・・・・

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The electric fan fell out, rolled a few times, and bounced endlessly in the space under the seat, Wang Baobao shook the broken cardboard box in his hand, looked at the scattered and unassembled electric fan, secretly looked at Yu Ze's blackened face, and said: "Big brother, this time it wasn't torn by me, yes, it fell out by itself." ”

"But big brother, I also bought things on Maomao, but when it's cooked, things can be returned if they have an invoice, and it has nothing to do with the packaging shell, I'll find out the invoice for you now."

Wang Baobao was like a maggot, half of his body leaned out of the seat and arched around, looking down for the items brought out of the cardboard box, first picked up the fan and put it in the back seat, as well as the instruction manual and drawings booklet.

"Haha・・・・・・ brother, look, I found it, I found the invoice, you can return it if you have it."

Wang Baobao waved a piece of paper and yelled excitedly.

But at this moment, a taxi on the right suddenly changed lanes, just in front of Yu Ze, so that he involuntarily clicked the brakes, the body slammed, Wang Baobao's body was unstable, his hand was loose, and the paper suddenly flew.

Wang Baobao smashed his mouth and said timidly: "Big, big brother, you can't blame me." ”

Yu Ze nodded, looked ahead, and said thoughtfully: "Blame me, blame me for owing, why do you say that I have nothing to do with the electric fan, and it is more convenient to directly let the express delivery to the door." ”

"Big brother, don't, don't be sad, isn't it just an electric fan, if it's broken, I'll pay you for it."

Wang Baobao turned over and grabbed the electric fan in the back seat, and tinkered with it in his hand for a while.

Yu Ze gritted his teeth and said, "Do you put it down?" Count me begging you. ”

"Hey, big brother, look, look at it, this fan still has a light."

"Is it unusual for a fan to have an indicator on it?"

"Big brother, big brother, the fan blade doesn't need screws, how can you install it without screws, it won't be less for you."

"There are card slots in the assembly position, so you don't need screws."

"Big brother is so smart."

"I'm not smart, it's you who is smart."

"Well, my mother also said this, I was smart when I was young, otherwise I would have become an actor in my village."

"Acting in true colors, vivid."

"Big brother, how do you know, the director also said this to me, praising me for my good acting skills and good spirit, big brother, you have also been an actor."

"I haven't been, but I've watched your TV show, and it's all the same taste."

"What's the smell? Big brother let's talk about it. ”

"Silly!"

"Silly? Hahaha・・・・・・ big brother, you're kidding, I've played a soldier, a cattle farmer, a part-time worker, and a tourist in Thailand, how can I be stupid・・・・・・ big brother, the fan is installed, why doesn't it turn." ”

"There's no power, it's a fart! Hell it when you turn around, can you have a little common sense. ”

"Big brother really understands people."

Yu Ze burst into tears, can you be quiet, he misses Degang's snoring very much now, noisy, but not annoying.

Wang Baobao slapped the fan blades all at once, the fan blades turned in circles, as if he had found a favorite toy, Wang Baobao slapped harder, there was a beat hard, too hard, and the fan blades flew out with a "whoosh" sound.

"Smack!"

The fan blade was like a spinning broadknife, slashing straight at Yu Ze's head, leaving a conspicuous and slender red mark.

Yu Ze was blinded by the sudden attack, his hand shook, and Alto's car swayed left and right in the middle of the road, almost hitting the guardrail on the side, causing the driver behind him to honk and scold.

Feeling the pain in his head, Yu Ze's heart was sour, did you come out of the movie genre to play with me?

Straightening the steering wheel, Yu Ze said in a condensed voice: "Please, can we not play?" ”

Wang Baobao was silent for a moment and said, "Big brother, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." It's okay, I'll fix it, I'll fix it for you in a while, light bulbs, washing machines, TVs, flashlights, I've fixed all these things at home. ”

Carefully took the fan blade that flew out from Yu Ze's thigh, Wang Baobao began to grin and fiddle, the fan blade pressed the card slot, the green tendons on his arm burst out, and the strength of feeding was used.

"Hey, it's a little sample, I don't believe it, I can't pretend to be you."

"Click!"

The card slot was torsion and broken, and the plastic fan blades were broken from the roots, and Yu Ze's heart was about to be cold when he heard the sound, and he felt that things like electric fans were getting farther and farther away from him.

Wang Baobao blinked his eyes, held the broken fan blade, and exclaimed: "Big brother, this thing is too unstrong, I haven't done it yet, it's broken." ”

Staring and talking nonsense, where did you learn such a high-level skill?

"Ka, ka, ka."

Wang Baobao broke the remaining three fan blades, shrugged his shoulders, and said arrogantly: "It's just right that it's broken, I just bought a new one for my eldest brother, and I must choose one that is better than it, but eldest brother, how much does this fan cost." ”

Yu Ze calmed down the emotions in his heart, increased the throttle slightly, and the speed of Alto's car increased, and he just wanted to send the disaster star in front of him away quickly.

"One hundred and nine oceans."

Throwing the scattered electric fan to the back seat, Wang Baobao touched his pocket, looked for half a sound, and turned his whole body up, but he didn't find a penny, Wang Baobao scratched his ears and cheeks, anxiously like a stupid roe deer: "Big brother, I didn't bring a wallet, can I swipe my card?" ”

Yu Ze's head was bruised, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he hated in his heart, so he called all the taxi drivers in the capital and asked if anyone had installed a grater in the car.

"Slightly red envelopes, buckle red envelopes, are there any?" Losing money, he must be made to lose money, Yu Ze gritted his teeth and said.

Wang Baobao grinned and said: "I have, of course I have, there are several circles of friends, it's okay to always grab red envelopes with them, send a hundred, grab thirty, I send it every day, several times a day, they are willing to play with me, sometimes they urge, always let me send a few more." ”

Tuhao, such a real person has not been met for a thousand years, Yu Ze really wants to ask him if he can add one when he gives out red envelopes.

"Since there are red envelopes, let's send the money."

Wang Baobao scratched his head and hesitated: "But big brother, I didn't bring a mobile phone." ”

Yu Ze couldn't suppress the anger in his heart anymore, and roared angrily: "Without a wallet and mobile phone, how did you get out of the house." ”

Wang Baobao shrunk his neck and said timidly: "I, I have a card, everyone has said that there is a card to go all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without a card." ”

The scenery on both sides quickly regressed, Yu Ze put the steering wheel in his hand, this was a little familiar, turned his head to look at Wang Baobao, and said softly: "Who said this?" ”

Wang Baobao said confidently: "Gong/Gong/Yin/Xing!" ”