Chapter 11: I'm not stupid

Thirty years ago, everyone believed in advertising that it was an era when those who were willing to spend money had good products. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Thirty years later, advertising groups can be seen everywhere, pop-ups, cracks, and a variety of tricks, even if it is a small ****, it will also give you two insertions, in this case, there are still a few people who take advertising seriously.

Yu Ze was lazy and angry, leaning heavily on the soft seat, holding the steering wheel, and said weakly: "That's an advertisement, the advertising words are all metaphors, do you understand the metaphors?" ”

After saying this, Yu Ze was suddenly stunned and wondered: "There is no phone, how did you talk just now, how did you call a car?" ”

"Haha・・・・・・ I'm not stupid."

Wang Baobao smiled happily, pointed at Yu Ze like a convulsion, and said, "Big brother, why are you so stupid, isn't there a public phone on the side of the road?" ”

Yu Ze had a black line in his head, decided to ignore this angry bastard, drove the Alto car, shuttled through the vehicle flexibly, and continued to drive on the wide road.

"I said big brother."

Wang Baobao fiddled with the scattered electric fans and criticized: "You buy this thing too much, buy a better fan, high-grade, don't be reluctant to spend money, it's useless, things will become a bunch of parts." ”

The culprit is in sight, is this a shirk of responsibility? Yu Ze slowly slowed down and said seriously to Wang Baobao: "Brother, I'll call you brother, finish this road safely, don't make trouble, okay?" ”

Wang Baobao glared and said suspiciously: "I, I didn't make trouble, I'm talking, I'm bigger than you." ”

Yu Ze roared: "I know that I am older than me, and I still call me a big brother." ”

Wang Baobao smiled, revealing a mouth full of white teeth: "Big brother, you are so funny, I am a kind word, why are you still serious." It's like two people meet when you go shopping, and they ask you, have you eaten, and you have to answer・・・・・・"

O immortals, such as the Buddha, the Jade Emperor, God Amen, bless me, bless me during this journey without traffic jams, send him to the place smoothly, and you must be crazy to torture him like this.

Wang Baobao threw the scattered fans in the back seat, and didn't mention the loss of money, stretching his neck to look around, the high-end cars running on the wide road, looking at the high-rise buildings on the left and right, and the big thing could cause him to shout.

Viaducts, suspended turntables, ground intersections, and roads are complex like spider webs, making it difficult to tell the direction.

The West Railway Station is one of the four major railway passenger stations in Beijing, with a large flow of people, vehicles and shops, resulting in very congested road conditions in the vicinity.

Yu Ze's luck is good, there are no holidays in recent days, and it is not the peak period for commuting, although there are many cars of all colors on the road, the driving is very smooth, and it is not enough to reach the level of congestion.

Wang Baobao has been to the West Railway Station many times, and when he saw this, he grinned, revealing a mouth full of white teeth, and blurted out a thick hometown dialect: "Big brother, today is really smooth, I didn't ・・・・・・ it"

"Bang!"

Before the words were finished, a buckle in front of him kissed Xia Li's ass fiercely, and the kiss was called a happy one, the left headlight was shattered, the bumper was detached, and the trunk was concave and a big piece, turning Xia Li's top in a straight circle, and finally straight across the road.

This road is a circling one-way street, only enough for two cars to drive side by side, the road surface is already narrow, and now a Xiali car should not be in the center, immediately blocking the whole road.

Stepping on the brakes, hanging neutral gear, pulling the handbrake, and parking the Alto car in place, Yu Ze turned around and stared at Wang Baobao, gritting his teeth and saying, "Can you not speak?" ”

The clouds are thick and the sky is thundering, the crow's mouth is black to death, and the good spirit is not good and bad.

Wang Baobao shrunk his neck, looked a little aggrieved, pulled the car door and stepped on the ground, made a posture to escape, his eyes dodged, and said with a little weakness: "What, big brother, before, someone crashed in front, someone must be injured, I, I go to help, and, this is quite close to the station, I just walk, I won't come back, look, see that the eldest brother has a lot of eyes, send you an invitation, this is my family's private invitation, it's very rare, ordinary people can't get it if they want to, big brother put it away, have time to go around." ”

Throwing a card with exquisite workmanship, Wang Baobao turned around and got out of the car, ran away, and the action was done in one go, like a 100-meter sprint, and he didn't look at the scene of the accident, and he ran away after a while.

Yu Ze "・・・・・・"

What about the rescue of the wounded, and the compensation fan, can there be some trust between people. A big brother screamed, and the attitude was called a relative, and as a result, the boat of friendship overturned.

"Di・・・・・・ customer takes the initiative to get off, the task is completed, the task points are added to 1, and the total number of points is 3. As a reminder, you have 2 more missions to get skill rewards, and 7 missions to get technology rewards. ”

"Thank you for participating in the DiDi system, this mission is over, I wish you a happy leisure and goodbye."

The beautiful female voice sounded, which made Yu Ze somewhat comforted, took the exquisite invitation letter, and opened it to take a look.

The content of the invitation letter is simple, just one sentence: "I am very honored to invite you to my private party".

The name of the invitee is blank, which means that you can fill in at will, anyone can go, the invitation date is August 8, and the location is Jiayi Hotel.

But crucially, there is a small line below the invitation, and this gathering is limited to women.

Gatherings are limited to women.

Females only.

Female.

It's a loss, it's a big loss, and it's the most expensive time to pull three celebrity customers, Yu Ze can't wait to catch Wang Baobao and slash it.

How can you be so shameless, an invitation letter that you don't need can easily send people away.

A car accident blocked the road, but fortunately, the person was fine, buckled, Xia Li, the two car advocates were arguing with their teeth and claws, one said that you were rear-ended, and the other said that you forcibly changed lanes to say goodbye.

The bored driver opened the window, stuck his head out, and watched the excitement with great interest, eager for the two sides to immediately have a PK competition for men's and women's singles.

There are also anxious drivers, honking their horns and shouting and scolding at their throats.

"Hurry up and take pictures for evidence, and get out of the way, otherwise the traffic police will come and punish you to death."

"Hurry up, I'm in a hurry to get in the car."

"Noisy, noisy, noisy, why don't you die of it."

"Is there anyone who does this, who is responsible for the two of you to discuss privately, don't delay everyone's time."

The sound of whistles and curses mingled and was harsh and noisy.

It seriously affected the driving of the vehicle, and the two parties involved in the accident caused public anger, some of them looked around, and wanted to show the courage to scold back, but they were afraid of being beaten by the group, so they didn't care about arguing and arguing, so they took out their mobile phones to take a few photos of the scene, and then parked the car to the side in a gray manner.

The road surface was restored to smooth, Yu Ze drove Alto, followed the traffic all the way forward, got off the viaduct, went to the gas station to add a hundred yuan of gasoline, and before he drove out of the gas station gate, the female voice of the machine sounded.