023 Ice & Snow
Mei Junya is still used to treating her cousin as a ride, and her sister actually has no psychological shadow, but unfortunately it is inconvenient for her cousin to be a ride now, so he said: "I still have a car, but I don't dare to drive it often, if you don't dislike it, you can call Yuan Baolai to be a driver, because my car is placed there for him, don't let my mother see it." Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info" He knew that his cousin's tone was very tight, and he was not afraid to say so.
Yuan Bao was forced to see Mei Junya again, and he didn't know how to be tortured by this iceberg queen, which was the price of keeping the car.
30 meters away, Yuan Bao felt the coolness of the frozen in the middle of summer.
"Junya." Although he was not happy in his heart, Yuan Bao still smiled, especially like a full-time driver, he knew that the only way out for a waste wood like himself who had no hard power was to be a ninja, no matter what happened.
Mei Junya said a place name elegantly, as soon as she heard it, it was a high-end shopping place, Yuan Bao hadn't heard it, so she asked for directions carefully, showing her style, damn, she was hit at the beginning, and she was really a lone star.
Yuan Bao said to himself fiercely: "I don't want to have any illusions about this queen again!" I was a little looking forward to it just now, but it was really a pattern. ”
So, he didn't speak all the way.
The Ice Queen didn't speak, and when she got out of the car, she praised it: "You are very good, I like to be quiet, I often call you to pick me up in the future, oh, I may have to go shopping for two hours, you can find a place to play, see you later." Without waiting for the ride to answer, she had already left on her own, twisting her waist, how hateful and hateful she was.
He saw her at the entrance of the mall with the two little sisters, the two girls who were also showy, and then went shopping happily.
Yuan Bao felt a little comforted at this time, fortunately, if she was still dating a man, she would be even more uncomfortable. It also occurred to him that it seemed that the scars on Her Majesty's face did not seem to have left any of them, which was unscientific, hmm...... Maybe people are very skilled in makeup, it must be so.
Hmph, it's a big cat when you take off your makeup, it must be so, he speculated viciously.
Can you do it in two hours? Then ...... Let's make some money driving a black car, and have a place to play happily.
Hehe, he took out the guy who was eating, and wrote the word "passenger" crookedly on a piece of cardboard with a brush, which was particularly professional at first glance, and he was a professional in black cars.
Ren Xiaobao won the second prize in the calligraphy competition when he was in the second grade of primary school, but these two words still stay at the level of the second grade of primary school, but it is a pity that he has good talent.
But he didn't know what the ink was, it was a little smelly, and he was determined to buy a bottle of high-end ink when he saw the stationery store, and by the way, he bought a brush, a Xuan pen, a lake pen. Dad's calligraphy is very good, and the level of the leader of the old cadre calligraphy association is not exquisite, and even such stinky ink can be endured.
Soon after the signboard was hung out, the fish bit the hook, worthy of being a high-end shopping place, a girl with a good appearance came up, with nothing but her own handbag in her hand, probably a girl who came to see the vanity of the girl who couldn't afford to buy paper.
The handbag in her hand looks like LV, but I don't know if it's a high imitation or a genuine product, it is estimated that it is a high imitation, Yuan Bao didn't study it.
He smiled: "Beautiful passengers, let my black car shine." Where are you going? ”
was flattered, and the girl was very happy: "XXX, how much?" ”
At first glance, she is not the daughter of a rich family, and asked the price, Yuan Bao: "I don't know how many kilometers, you can watch it and give it some, anyway, I am also an amateur and run casually." ”
Girl Paper: "...... Five pieces? ”
"Hiss......" Yuan Bao was bluffed by this price, it was not easy to do some business, and when he met a stingy girl, he had to say bitterly: "Sister smash, the oil money and the money are not enough." ”
Girl Paper: "Liar! How can you have a share of money when you drive a black car? Serious drivers have a share of money, you think I don't know? ”
Yuan Bao: "Serious taxis have a share of the money, our black cars have gray money, fuel money, car money, filial piety to the traffic police, road maintenance fees, insurance, and nervous mental losses, really a lot, at least 10 yuan." ”
Girl Paper: "Oh, that...... 8 pieces. ”
Yuan Bao was defeated and said, "Okay, for the sake of your good looks, I'll admit it, and I'd rather be idle if someone else is replaced." ”
He took off the sign of "hitchhiking" and drove out steadily, looking like an old driver.
The unlucky Yuan Bao, this trip went down and earned 8 yuan, but passing by a construction site, he was instantly polluted by the sand and dust raised, and ran to wash the car, people asked for 15 yuan, the bargaining price was reduced to 10 yuan, and he also lost two yuan.
Why wash your car? You should let the Ice Queen see the unkempt appearance of her car, maybe she won't like to let herself be a ride in the future, wouldn't it be a lot less troublesome?
Hey? There was a stationery store, he was in a better mood, parked the car, paced in to take a look, anyway, he had a lot of free time, he looked slowly.
It seems that he has never bought anything good for his father, and he has an idea, so he simply buys a good pen, and the most expensive thing in the store is a xuan pen known as Ou Kai's special rat whisker. Yuan Bao, who didn't know how to do it, watched it for a long time and decided to be the big boss, and he was embarrassed to ask Ou Kai's Ou who is Ou, Ouyang Xiu?
Anyway, my dad can only write regular scripts, and if it's serious, it's crazy grass or something, and I can't appreciate it.
"Is there anything to give for such an expensive brush?"
Boss: "Send rice paper." ”
Yuan Bao: "Do you want to send ink?" For a while, he forgot the original intention of buying high-end ink, and wanted to take advantage of it.
The boss immediately found a business opportunity and said: "This can't be sent, rice paper is easy to say, ink is this thing, you still have to buy it yourself to rest assured, you look at me, Duanxi inkstone, authentic Duan inkstone, as long as 379, I see that the young man is quite aura, so I will give you this price, I hope you will practice hard and become a generation of calligraphers in the future." ”
Yuan Bao: "I've bought two things, can I have less?" ”
The boss smiled: "I have a real price here, and Tong Su is not bullied." ”
Think about my dad always taking a bottle cap to fill the ink, so low that he can't look at it directly, well, he should buy an inkstone, Yuan Bao: "So I still have to grind the ink?" Too much trouble, right? ”
Originally, there was a special ink, but the boss felt that the business was coming, and said: "Of course, the most authentic way to grind ink can reflect the elegance of our ancestors, I can send a piece of good ink, enough for a while, young people should be patient, practice well, practice slowly, and work slowly." ”
Okay, okay, he really bought some Ou Kai's calligraphy, ready to give his father a chance to further cultivate, maybe he can also play treasure when his idle egg hurts.
He searched for a long time in the copybook, but did not find the word "ride", unfortunately, he had to practice according to the artistic conception of the copybook.
Therefore, the boss saw that this young man kept writing the word "ride" in his shop, which was really a strange practice method, and the boss also said that he should practice the word "yong".
Yuan Bao glared at him: "I just like to write about hitchhiking, can't I?" ”
FINALLY TWO WORDS ARE QUITE SATISFIED, HE ASKED THE BOSS TO CUT IT WITH SCISSORS, AND TO PASTE IT ONTO THE ORIGINAL CARDBOARD, AND THE BOSS FINALLY UNDERSTOOD: "YOU ARE DRIVING A BLACK CAR!" ”
Three black lines fell from the boss's face, and this temperament is not commensurate with a calligrapher.
Yuan Bao said triumphantly: "How is it?" I'm the best calligrapher among the black car drivers in the city, right? ”
The boss patted the horse and said, "It must be!" ”
At this time, Yuan Bao's pager rang, turned on the speaker, and heard the Ice Queen's voice that the crowd who didn't know the truth would think was very good: "Where are you?" We're pretty much done with our purchases. ”
The current recording equipment is not advanced enough, and the current sound is still not solved, but in such a walkie-talkie-like sound quality, I still feel that her voice is very sweet, and she is really drunk.
Even the middle-aged man who was the boss showed envious eyes: "Girlfriend? ”
Yuan Bao: "...... Well. I agreed casually, and I don't know the boss anyway.
"I'll go back right away, it's only been an hour." He said.
The queen said, "I don't know why today, it's a mess, come back quickly." ”
Yuan Bao gave money to the boss, wrapped the Xuan pen and Duan Yan, and walked away.
The queen always has a reason to be cold, no, just past, she looked impatient: "Why is it so late?" Where did you go? ”
Surprisingly, Her Majesty's temper is natural, Yuan Bao has no temper at all, and patiently explained: "I sent a female passenger to the suburbs, and I passed by a construction site, making a car all dust, I thought, it doesn't matter if I take the car by myself, there are distinguished guests like Junya today, so I also washed the car before coming back." ”
The queen stretched her eyebrows a little and nodded slightly: "No wonder it's getting clean, your car is not well painted, and it's shriveled and unsightly." ”
Yuan Bao was really speechless, this ...... This is not called princess disease, it is called princess cancer, right? I thought that I would win a gentle autumn wave by saying so many good things. Wrong, it's Queen Cancer.
Didn't her cousin say it was a half-autumn car?
She also found the cardboard of "hitchhiking", "Huh? What is it? Hitchhike? What do you mean? ”
Oops, I didn't put it away, I was found!
Yuan Bao had no choice but to confess: "Our family is a salaryman, I plan to drive a black car to earn some tuition and miscellaneous fees, okay?" ”
Mei Junya said bluntly: "You wrote this word yourself? Ugly to death. ”
Yuan Bao: "My dad writes well, and the calligraphy association always asks him to write Spring Festival couplets during the New Year's holidays. ”
Mei Junya: "What calligraphy association?" ”
Yuan Bao: "...... Street Old Cadres Calligraphy Association. ”
Mei Junya: "Oh. I thought...... Coincidentally, my dad also likes calligraphy, and he is also a member of the Calligraphy Association, the Chinese Calligraphy Association. ”
Puff~
A critical hit with five-figure damage is generated.
The queen is poisonous, and Yuan Bao really can't live with her anymore, otherwise he will have to be angry to death.