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The sound of the Zippo lighter is so good, lighting a cigarette lady cigarette MORE, it feels really extraordinary. In order to quit smoking in his previous life, Yuan Bao actually fell in love with women's cigarettes, and his slender body virtually reduced the dose of tobacco, so the first cigarette he smoked in this life was MORE.

Why smoke? Not for anything else, just for the Zippo lighter in my hand, a lighter with a fan, sent by Mei Junya. Just as she was taking her to the door of the community, she casually threw a box over and said, "Oh, I'll give it to you." ”

Yuan Bao didn't have time to see what the gift was, and the beauty was already gone, and she was such a personality.

Is it real Zippo or fake? It should be true, you see that the place where she shops is so upscale. The real Zippo is not cheap, just rush this lighter, and all the grievances received today will melt away.

He was still thinking about how many times this lighter would be able to ride in his black car if it was according to the price.

While I was thinking about it, a sister paper shouted: "Hey, master, will you go to XXX?" ”

Yuan Bao looked at him very enjoyingly, and said lazily: "Finish smoking this cigarette." ”

Sister paper: "Let's smoke it in the car, I don't mind." ”

Yuan Bao: "I'm sorry, this car is not my own, I can't smell the smoke for the owner, or you can have one?" ”

The sister paper is really unkind, take it, and when I look at it, it is still for women, and I am even more curious, and ask: "Why are you smoking women?" ”

Yuan Bao said blindly: "For the sake of the sister." ”

The sister paper "fluttered" and was happy: "Virtue!" ”

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When I got home, at the door, I heard my parents quarreling fiercely, it was not easy, my father had been dormant for so long, and finally dared to make a big fuss with my wife, Yuan Bao couldn't help but feel that my father was a little cute.

What are they quarreling for, Yuan Bao doesn't care, isn't it just the of those parents who are short, seven aunts and eight aunts? It was like a person who had no emotional cognition, he took his gift and handed it to his black-faced father, saying, "Give it to you." ”

Dad: "What? ”

Yuan Bao: "Xuanbi and Duanyan!" Awesome, right? ”

Dad also wanted to ease the atmosphere, opened the gift, just wanted to praise a few words, but the mother of the tigress was very brutal, snatched the so-called "Duan Yan" and fell to the ground: "Calligraphy!" Calligraphy! You know calligraphy, if it weren't for the Calligraphy Association, would you know that vixen? ”

Yuan Bao suddenly understood what they were arguing about, his father did have a lover outside, but Yuan Bao didn't expect to meet him in the Calligraphy Association, otherwise he wouldn't have any associations when he gave gifts again, which aroused the ferocity of the tigress at home.

My mother cried: "You both bully me!" You're so big for nothing! ”

It turned out to be this big event, why didn't Yuan Bao think about it at all? Suddenly, Yuan Bao felt that his memory was declining, not the memory of this life, but the memory of the previous life, for example, he didn't remember what his wife looked like in the previous life, and she was always a tigress.

Their family has always had the tradition of marrying a young tigress late, the father was 40 years old to marry a 25-year-old mother, and he was also 40 years old to marry a 24-year-old girl, when he first got married, because he coveted the young wife, but after a few years, he began to disagree, often fell and beaten, and became a real enemy.

It was a really bad day, Yuan Bao was very skeptical that he would get married in this life, he was really fed up.

Alas, what can I do, after all, it is my mother and father, a tragedy.

Yuan Bao squatted down and picked up the inkstone, hmm...... Missing a corner, he said, "I can still use ......"

You are strong, you are strong, Qingfeng Foshan Gang!

The old mother was crying, Yuan Bao knew that it was useless to comfort the woman, so he simply spread out a piece of rice paper to write, so that the two of them could calm down.

Grind the ink!

Yuan Bao was angry and sank into the dantian, and wrote down the Ou Kai of the second grade level of three primary schools.

Don't look at him always muttering to his mother, in fact, he is heart-to-heart with his father, and the jokes circulating on the Internet say that the marriage between men and women is unfortunate because of "gender incompatibility", which is actually quite reasonable.

The mother thought that Yuan Bao didn't know about his father's, but today she broke out with the tiger's temper, so she told the story of this, hoping that her son could condemn the dead ghost old man with her. The old man of the dead ghost is 58 years old, and he can still find a lover outside, although Yuan Bao has never seen anything like it, and he felt quite powerful at the time.

Yuan Bao really condemned his father: "Dad, you are really doing this kind of thing...... Don't be careful, let Mom see it. ”

At first, the mother thought that her son was intimate, but the next line seemed to be wrong, and suddenly exploded: "What? You guys...... Are you trying to me off? Do you believe that I will die to show you? ”

Yuan Bao was startled, and hurriedly changed his words: "Phew! Look at my mouth! I mean, you shouldn't, you can't do it whether you see it or not! Is it easy for my mother to buy groceries, cook and dance square dances every day? ”

Mom: "I know when you buy vegetables and cook, what do you mean by square dancing?" ”

Yuan Bao: "It's not interesting, it's good to listen to dancing." Mom, you're still so young, do you have a man next to you to dance? Throwing a wink or something? ”

Mother: "How is that possible?" Who do you think I am? ”

Yuan Bao: "No? Not scientific, right? My dad is almost 60 years old and people like him, you are so young and you don't look bad, why? How can there be such an unfair thing in the world? Is it because you have a great temper and are not gentle? Impossible? Who out there isn't polite? ”

Mom was angry: "I can't talk to you!" Hum! With tears in her eyes, she went to her room.

The father reproached his son: "What nonsense are you talking about? ”

Yuan Bao: "It's nothing, what do you think of and say anything, anyway, you don't say anything, men and women have different brain structures, didn't you try to be bitter just now?" Did it work? ”

Dad sighed: "It's useless...... Actually, I ...... with that woman."

Yuan Baoyi waved his hand: "Okay, Mom and Dad have their own blessings, I don't care about your affairs, anyway, I'm going to go to college in a few days, live on campus, go home once a month, out of sight." How about my words? ”

Dad frowned: "You also call this a word?" ”

Yuan Bao: "...... Here you come. ”

When it comes to calligraphy, it is to enter the comfort zone of the old man, he cheers up, tries the pen, hehe, not bad: "How much did you buy it?" ”

Yuan Bao: "577 together, rice paper is sent." ”

Dad was surprised: "It's so expensive...... Thrown ...... It's a pity. He looked at the inkstone, which had a faint tendency to break, and he didn't know how long it would last, and his heart ached.

Yuan Bao: "It's okay, buy another set if it's broken, the most important thing in this life is to live happily, how can you do it without a hobby?" You see those who understand it, such as Tang Bohu or something, they like to do what they like, and everything else is floating clouds. ”

Yuan Bao knew that in another ten years, my father would suffer from gout, his hands would tremble, and he would never be able to write such words again.

Dad wrote a few very earthy couplets, what happy, Yuan Bao smiled, thinking, Mei Junya's father, the big coffee of the Chinese Calligraphy Association, if he came to write, I don't know what flowers will be written.

Thinking of this girl, I picked up the pager and sent her a voice: "Thank you for the gift, in order to show my love for this gift, I specially bought a pack of cigarettes to smoke today." ”

Dad looked sideways: "What are you doing?" Can I make a phone call? More advanced than Big Brother? ”

Yuan Bao: "Well, this is our company's product, multi-purpose, experience product." ”

Dad admired: "High-tech ...... Wait! What did you just say? Smoke? You can, you! ”

Yuan Bao: "Dad, I'm already a college student, my wings are stiff, I'm sorry." ”

Dad was stunned, and it felt quite reasonable.

After a while, Mei Junya's unique and beautiful voice of the Ice Queen was transmitted to this side through the radio waves, giving Yuan Bao the illusion that this was already "WeChat".

She said, "Who told you to smoke?" Smoking is not good. ”

Yuan Bao said aggrievedly: "Huh? So what do you mean? Isn't the lighter for smoking? Are you implying that I should go slash-and-burn? ”

Mei Junya: "Anyway, no smoking, I didn't buy a lighter, it was a Zippo, do you know the difference between them?" I don't know, if you smoke, I won't ride in your car in the future. ”

What's wrong, Yuan Bao thought that this was a girl who smoked, or at least she didn't reject smoking, just like the female passenger he pulled today.

Yuan Bao said like a good baby: "Okay, senior sister, then I won't smoke, at least not in the car, and take my car in the future, Accord Accord, it is Junya's little attic, don't be polite." ”

"Hmm."

Damn, it's really a queen's style, the last words are just this word, and I'm angry.

These conversations seem to be very ambiguous, the father glanced at his son sideways, and felt that his son was more flirtatious than when he was younger, isn't it? It seems to have changed again.

If Dad wants to ask himself what he is capable of, Yuan Bao will say: "Without it, only the face is thick." ”

Mom floated by like an arcane wraith, muttering, "It's not a good thing......

In order to prove that he is a good thing, Yuan Bao forced himself to like his mother's hobby, he said, "Mom, I'm going to dance with you tonight." ”

Mom: "What are you going to do?" Chaos. ”

Yuan Bao: "Learn to dance, you see, I have been admitted to the film academy, and I am not pressured by many arts." In case there is a show at school in the future, I will be able to do it easily. ”

Mom: "What do you call being admitted?" Hmph, don't think I don't know, it must be that Teacher Yue has a commission, so expensive tuition, I see how you can afford it, don't expect me to pay it to you. ”

Yuan Bao moved his mouth, but he didn't dare to talk back, in fact, he wasn't sure what the so-called study abroad class was...... No matter what, at least the second generation of officials like Qiu Fangban are willing to go, and they should ...... It won't be too much, right?