Chapter 8: Telling Jokes

In the next few days, Jun Chenxi ignored Lin Yuexi, Lin Yuexi really had no choice, she could only think of a few ways to coax this little kid, but in her heart she was thinking that it was always someone else who coaxed me, where is my turn to coax others, the stinky boy has a big face, I want Miss Ben to coax you, you wait, one day it will fall into the hands of Miss Ben. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

Lin Yuexi thought of the only methods that thought of Jun Chenxi that they were of some use: one was to tell jokes, and the other was to make the temptation of food.

Yuexi thought of it and put it into action, walked to Jun Chenxi's side, pulled Jun Chenxi's sleeve, and said, "Brother Chen, don't ignore Yue'er, Yue'er tells funny jokes to Brother Chen." ā€

Jun Chenxi didn't react, but his ears were pricked up, and his eyes became brighter.

Yuexi watched Jun Chenxi's reaction, and began to tell her few jokes on her own.

Once upon a time a man was fishing, and he caught a squid, and the squid begged him, "Let me go, and don't roast me to eat." The man said, "Okay, but I'm going to ask you a few questions, and I'm going to test you," and the squid said happily: "You can take the test, you can take the test." Then the man grilled the squid and ate it.

"Hahaha, isn't it funny, I'm laughing to death." Lin Yuexi smiled happily, looking at Jun Chenxi still squatting motionless and counting the ants.

"Isn't it funny? I think it's funny. After Lin Yuexi finished speaking, she continued to look at Jun Chenxi, and Jun Chenxi didn't even give her a look. Lin Yuexi's competitiveness was stimulated, and she thought in her heart that I wouldn't believe it, you didn't react to such a funny joke, so she continued to tell jokes.

A pair of corns fell in love, so they decided to get married. On the day of the wedding, one corn could not find the other. The corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses.

Yuexi glanced at Jun Chenxi after speaking, but did not react, and continued.

When the dish is served, first serve a mixed rapid. A large plate of mixed lapid was served, followed by a few plates of ingredients, sauce or something, Miss didn't pay attention when she served the food, a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants, the buddy was also sincerely funny, pretending to be gloomy and asked Miss: "What should I do?" ā€

The young lady said calmly, "You can do whatever you want." ā€

"So what do you say?"

"You can do whatever you want?"

"And what do you usually do?"

"Would you like me to do it for you?"

"Okay."

I saw that the young lady quickly poured a few plates of ingredients and sauce on the rascal, held chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, and mixed it with a few brushes, and then said to my buddy: "Sir, it's ready, you eat slowly." ā€

My buddy stared at the old man for a long time without speaking, and the other buddy said to the young lady for him: "Thank you." ā€

didn't react, continue to speak, Lin Yuexi wants to make a small example, see me take you down so obediently.

The main course is served - roast lamb shank, a large plate of meat and bones, a plate of salt and pepper. A northern buddy loves this bite, unceremoniously grabbed a leg of mutton, clicked is a bite, and chirped and eaten, and when the young lady saw it, she said: "Sir, this should be dipped and eaten." ā€

The buddy looked at the young lady suspiciously, and then at the local colleague. A local colleague said, "It's delicious to dip and eat." ā€

The buddy then stood up with the leg of mutton, and clicked again.

The young lady hurriedly came over and asked, "Sir, do you need anything?" ā€

"Huh? No, I don't. ā€

"Then please sit down and eat."

The buddy muttered and sat down, looked at the group, was dazed, and carefully took the leg of mutton to his mouth and took a bite.

The young lady said, "Sir, this should be dipped and eaten." ā€

The buddy stood up suddenly, waved his leg of mutton and shouted angrily: "I have to eat standing again, and I have to sit to eat, how to eat?" ā€

Lin Yuexi looked at Jun Chenxi with a smile after speaking, and found that Jun Chenxi didn't react at all. Lin Yuexi stopped pretending to be a good baby, revealing her true colors, and said angrily: "Hey, you didn't react to such a funny joke, you don't have any meaning, you lack humor cells." ā€

Jun Chenxi continued to have no reaction, Yuexi felt bored, but I thought that the old lady was from modern times, and she had eaten more salt than you ate rice, I didn't believe that I couldn't cure you, I waited for you to bow down and fall under the old lady's pomegranate skirt, obediently listen to me, let me poke the circle and pinch it flat, since plan A failed, open plan B.