After a while, I finally calmed down and realized that my sister was indeed joking. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Li Xinru also felt that this joke was a bit too much, and kept calm for a moment.

"So, what's the matter with calling me?" I asked.

"When are you coming back?" Li Xinru asked.

"I'll go back in a while, why are you at home? Isn't your student union organizing voluntary labor? I asked.

"Are you blind, didn't you see the rain just now? Long back. Li Xinru said with a smile: "By the way, when you come back, help me buy two packs of sanitary napkins, and ask for the brand I am used to."

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, "Sister, your brother is in charge of the Kaixing Gang, and it's too faceless to run to help you buy sanitary napkins, right?" You'd better come down and buy it yourself. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, I don't want to follow orders when I see blood all over the ground when I come back." After speaking, Li Xinru hung up the phone.

The grief and indignation in my heart were surging like a surging river, and I really loved and hated this sister, because she always instructed me to do this and that, and it was annoying. But on the other hand, I really want her to tell me this, because we have no father and no mother to depend on each other, and my brother has achieved nothing, and there is nothing to do for her except these trivialities.

Seeing me come back, Lin Shan was also very surprised, and said, "I, I warn you, there is a surveillance video here, don't mess around."

"Mess with your sister, hurry up and get me two packs of aunt towels." I don't have a good airway.

"You're crazy." Lin Shan said.

"I'm not crazy, my sister wants it, hurry up and bring it."

"What brand?"

"Whatever you want."

After a while, Lin Shan handed me the sanitary napkin, I took the sanitary napkin and turned around and left, but when I arrived at the door, I was stopped by Lin Shan again.

"What's the matter?"

"You, you haven't paid yet." Lin Shan hesitated.

"Isn't it that you don't want money!" I was shocked.

"That's only for that box of medicine, the boss didn't tell me that you have to buy sanitary napkins for free."

I want to vomit blood again, touch my pocket and. He. Mom, I was thinking of going out to eat a bowl of ramen, but now I have to make soup for lunch. I simply stuffed all the money in my pocket into Lin Shan's hand, and then turned around and left.

"Eh, it doesn't take that much."

"You can take it, and I'll use it when I prostitute you in the future." I shouted.

Lin Shan stood in place in a daze, silently counted the money in her hand, and then said angrily: "Mrs. Made's worth five yuan?"

Of course I didn't know about these things, but when Lin Shan said this, I had already run far away. It's Friday, and I'll have to go to school to pack up the quilt and go home and wash it, or I'll be dead next week.

I don't have any money, so I can't call a taxi domineeringly, but I have a lot of options, so I took out my mobile phone and made a call.

"Hey, what's the boss looking for me?"

"Xiao Zhang, I'm on this side of Feng Shui Avenue, you can drive to pick me up." I said.

"Okay!" Xiao Zhang said happily.

Xiao Zhang should be my full-time driver, if I am in a hurry and want to go wherever I want to go on weekdays, as long as it is not too far away, I can call him to pick me up, he is actually a high school student.

Although it was said that it would be there in a while, it seemed quite far away, and it was estimated that it would not be there in five minutes, and I was bored trying to find something to do. It is said that as a bad teenager, I should find a cigarette to smoke at this time, but it is a pity that I have not developed a good habit of smoking since I was a child.

After becoming the boss, I can't do it without smoking, but I really don't like smoking, so everyone thought of a way to get me a bunch of fake cigarettes, the kind that looks very tall, just holding it without inhaling, it doesn't work.

I was walking in circles when I suddenly heard someone calling me, and I looked back...... , a penguin with a round head and a red scarf appeared in front of me! This Nima research team is too persevering.

"I said, can you stop following me? I really don't have any money, I'm just poor. If you want to test the performance of the machine, would you like to find someone else? I smiled wryly.

The penguin shook his head, "I don't know what you're talking about, have you ever met a creature like me before?"

"Of course, and Lao Tzu also wants to say that Lao Tzu is a man, and he won't be a weird magical girl with you!" I said.

The penguin shook his head and said in an unfathomable tone, "You're wrong."

What's wrong.,You non-creatures.,From the beginning, I felt a super sense of disobedience.,Because you're not only copying the magical girl's little friend.,But also human talk.,Although I still don't remember which cartoon you're in......

And in the final analysis, is there any essential difference between the magical girl's little friend and the old man in the fantasy male protagonist's ring?

"What the hell are you trying to say?" I asked.

"Boy," the penguin's eyes lit up and he said loudly, "It's time to charge QB!"

I was stunned for a few seconds, my brain seemed to have been slashed by thunder, the two who made me a magical girl just now looked relatively normal, at least they didn't expose the essence of the junk bond broker, and now this penguin who shouted for QB ......

Until that day, people finally remembered the fear of being dominated by Krypton players, and the humiliation of not being able to stop the desire to fill QB.

I subconsciously wanted to kick this funny character into the trash can again, but the red scarf penguin immediately stopped me: "Wait a minute, I have something to say."

I was stunned, and said that this artificial intelligence is too fast, the first one can only read the lines, the second one can only play the right one, and the third one actually has supplementary lines! My big day. The progress of science and technology is simply skyrocketing.

"Hurry up and finish the lines, I still have something to do." I don't have a good airway.

"You, you can give me some money, I will prove my ability to you!" The penguin barked.

I cursed secretly, thinking to myself, didn't I ask for money? But if you don't give it, you probably have to come to me, and it is estimated that these grandsons are targeting me as poor. It's forced, just take advantage of the moment to let them understand that they don't want money and don't give it.

So I searched hard, and finally found a five-cent bill in my butt pocket and handed it to the penguin.

Unexpectedly, the penguin shook his head, threw me a lighter that he found out of nowhere, and said, "Burn the money."

"I'll burn you to be paralyzed, and the five cents are also earned by Lao Tzu's hard work, okay? I gave you one mouth, and now I will burn you if you open another mouth? Do you think I'm sick or you're sick? I roared.

"No, no, no, you're mistaken," the penguin smiled weirdly (I don't know how I recognized the smirk on the penguin's face), "Burn it, you'll understand it when it's done."

", it's been a lifetime of bad luck." I cursed and lit the coin with my lighter. Strangely, it didn't seem to be a red flame that burned, and it didn't even look like a flame, like ...... Like golden ripples, the coin slowly devoured, and the scene was so beautiful that I was stunned.

But no matter how stupid, it's true that the money is gone. I looked at the penguin blankly to see what else he could explain to me.

Who knew that the penguin would turn around and leave without saying a word...... I was in a hurry, grabbed my arm and held the penguin in my hand, shouting, "Don't go, do you believe me to go to the police?"

"Just kidding." Penguin turned around somehow and said in a mechanically cold voice: "Your plug-in (trial pack) has been recharged and renewed successfully, and the remaining time: five minutes."

"What's that?" I was stunned.

The penguin smiled again and said, "You jump up and see?"

"What are you talking about?" As I said this, my body jumped up honestly...... It doesn't matter if it doesn't jump, it scared me out of my mind, and I just jumped into the sky and went to the sky!

I'll go with a jump of two meters, and I thought that I would definitely fall down when I fell, but I actually stood flat! I was stunned and jumped hard again...... Good fellow, all I heard was a whooshing sound, and when I looked down, I could already see the roof! I jumped on the roof all at once!

Oh, this weird power is messing around...... Today I was definitely hallucinating. I jumped from the roof, stroked my forehead, and slammed my fist against the wall...... Then the wall collapsed.

I glanced at my fist, I was still very confident in my strength, but it definitely didn't reach the point of knocking down the wall with a silent punch, which is the pretend of the fantasy male protagonist when facing the villain. Forcing the plot, a man like me who was born without a buff can't learn it.

But the wall just fell, and the fist was unscathed, and I even felt like I had just pushed into a row of blocks.

I looked back at the smiling lewd-looking penguin with a blank face, and slowly recalled the three teasers I met today, the white dog that called itself Kewpie, the orange-yellow mouse that flew into the sky, and the penguin with a round head and a red scarf.

The first one is more detached, of course, it can also be regarded as a bad brain so that he only knows how to read the lines, the second one is a bit like a door-to-door insurance salesman, as for the third one...... It's just junk bonds that have found potential investors and are shouting to hurry up and top up their money!

Then I burned the money, and then a miracle happened.

"I think it's time for you to explain it to me, lest I think you're some kind of weird force, right?" I said.

"What's the explanation for that?" Penguin molestation. Zuo smiled: "How simple is it? There's no money to play with your paralysis. ”