Did I ever say I was Lolicon? Well, since I haven't said it, I'll add it here.,I'm eighteen years old this year.,Lori controls one.。 Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The doll voice of this self-proclaimed Kewpie dog really made me want to stop, and even though it didn't open its face and mouth when it spoke, I immediately liked this robot in my heart, but when I looked around, everyone seemed to not see it.

what？ What is the view? It's high-tech, okay, why doesn't anyone pay attention to it?

I think that a certain scientific research group has released its own black technology products to harm the society, I hesitated and did not talk to it, and this is for a very good reason......

I understand your junk bond looking for potential investors, but if you want to find someone to sign a magical girl, haha, I'm sorry for finding the wrong person, first of all, I'm an adult, and secondly, I'm old. Mom is a man!

So I symbolically bent down...... He gave the white dog who called himself Kewpie a kick and ran away in a hurry.

But I didn't notice when I ran away that the white dog who called himself Kewpie was behind me, staring at my back with flashing red eyes.

I didn't stop until I thought that the people in the scientific research team couldn't catch up with me, and I thought about stuffing that bunch of advertising leaflets directly into the trash, anyway, today's part-time job is in vain, but it doesn't matter, I have a lot of part-time jobs anyway.

As soon as I looked up, I happened to be standing at the pharmacy of Wang Yida, and it seemed that even if I escaped, I would follow the route.

Wang Yida Pharmacy is a stronghold of our Kaixing Gang, although the boss Lao Wangtou has no relationship with us, but the bosses of the past generations have a great relationship with Lao Wangtou, which has been passed down to my generation.

When the boss abdicated and went abroad, he once told me that if there is something that can't be solved in the future, he will rely on the old Wang Tou of the Wang Yida Pharmacy, who is said to be a rather mysterious person, sometimes I think crankily, is it the special forces who retire and return to the city or the ancient martial arts cultivators in the city?

This routine filled with X-point cool text really makes me want to stop, but in general, the old Wang Tou is a short stature, wrinkled old man in his seventies and eighties, but he is fierce, and there is nothing special in the rest of the place.

I walked in with the same mood as reading cool texts, but when I was about to enter the door, I was suddenly pulled by someone.

My heart was on fire, and I turned around and was about to yell at him twice, but when I turned around, I was shocked again, because this guy was not human at all.

An orange-yellow flying mouse! Behind him also. Mom with wings!

"Hey, little brother, do you want to be in the spotlight? Collect the Kuro cards with me and become a horse monkey roast bar. Said the Flying Mouse.

"Nima, how many black technologies have been released by your scientific research team!" I was shocked.

"What research group?" This time, the flying mouse was a little confused, and he actually made a rather realistic puzzled expression, and touched the back of his head by the way, which made me sigh that **** technology has been ahead of the world for 50 years, and it is no longer a dream to dominate the whole earth in the future...... Nima pulled away.

Seeing that I turned around to leave, the flying mouse grabbed my clothes again and said, "Don't go, the Kuluo cards are scattered all over the world and need you, boy, if you don't become a horse monkey soju, the world will be destroyed."

"I. Exercise. You. Mom," I was furious, "can you find someone new to say your lines?" At least it has to be a woman, right? Besides, how did I become a magical girl!"

"Why not? There's already a precedent for a zombie step. The flying mouse said urgently.

It's true, a certain man became a zombie under the guidance of a necromancer, and then became a horse monkey soju under the authorization of a chainsaw maniac...... But the bridge bean sack, isn't that a two-dimensional creature?

At this time, I finally reacted, Nima, no wonder I saw the white dog and the flying mouse just now, and the feelings are creatures that run out of the island country's anime! Has the cultural invasion even tarnished my **** research team?

I took a deep breath and said to the mouse, "You didn't have a video, did you?"

"No, what's wrong?" The flying rat was stunned.

"That's good." As I spoke, I grabbed the flying mouse, stuffed him in the trash can regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, and then kicked the trash can to the side of the garbage truck next to me.

Seeing the trash cans being cleaned by garbage trucks, my heart was unwavering, and I even wanted to laugh a little.

Solving two strange creatures in a row, my soul was greatly healed, so I entered the big pharmacy with joy.

"Hey, little sister Lin Shan, are you there?" I shouted.

Then a human head slowly rose from under the counter, and the head was still steaming. People who don't know will definitely be scared, but I walked around the back of the counter only to find out that this guy was actually eating instant noodles.

Lin Shan is an intern working here, and she is also eighteen years old this year, half a month younger than me.

Of course, this doesn't mean that I want to soak her, this is mentioned by a little brother at a gang party, saying that the part-time girl in Wang Yida Pharmacy is very positive, boss, if you like it, I can give you some information.

I didn't care about the high drinking at the time, so I casually said something to send it to my phone. Then when I got up from the sofa the next day, I saw a half-naked bath photo of Lin Shan and her measurements, classmates' relationships, and underwear, underwear, and sanitary napkin brands.

In the spirit of machismo, I learned about it......

was distracted, Lin Shan suddenly said, "Injured again?" Store Manager Wang hasn't come back yet, you have to wait a while. ”

"The injury is quite serious, why don't you give me an anti-inflammatory first?" I said casually.

"Where? I don't see where it hurts. Lin Shan put down the instant noodles.

I pointed to the lower half of my body with my hand and said, "My brother was swollen by someone, do you see if you can reduce the inflammation for him?"

Lin Shanqiao's face flushed, and her long legs kicked directly towards my brother. I was startled and quickly dodged, saying that if I didn't make a joke, I would be cut off?

made a little joke and everyone relaxed, in fact, Lin Shan was still a little afraid of us, but she wasn't too afraid of me, saying that it was reassuring for you to look at...... I said in my heart that this good guy was slippery, and Hu Lao Er said that I was full of domineering, but you said that I looked at ease, and you have a big aesthetic problem.

"So, what are you doing today?" Lin Shan rolled her eyes.

"The way you roll your eyes is so cute......"

"Get out!"

"Okay, okay, you're dressed pretty cute today, I want to come and see you after I heard about it, it's as simple as that." I said.

"Can you damn Lolicon take a fancy to me? No kidding. Lin Shan pursed her lips.

I shrugged my shoulders, the attribute of Lolita control is not a secret in our Kaixing Gang, and it can even be called semi-public, to be the boss to do this, Hu Lao Er said that I was quite hard. However, few outsiders know about it, and I strictly blocked the news.

The reason is that I am afraid that one day someone will bring my sister Lori, who has just entered elementary school, to pay homage to me......

"Come and purchase some strategic materials and present the king's royal medicinal wine." I said.

Lin Shan immediately took out a large box of Yun X white medicine from under the counter, which startled me.

I hurriedly said, "I, I can't afford to buy that much, so I'll buy a bottle."

"Oh, boss, you're going to see the outside, these are the little sisters who honor you." Lin Shan said with a smile, and pulled down the coat that was almost burst with her right hand, revealing a large area of tender white crisp. chest, initiating benefits is really not muddy at all.

I swallowed my saliva and pointed at my already erected big brother: "If you do this again, I really have to ask you to reduce the inflammation for my big brother."

Lin Shan trembled with fright and hurriedly pulled up her clothes.

"What the hell is going on?" I asked.

"The store manager ordered that if you come to buy medicine, I will give you this box, no money, and let me tell you a word." Lin Shan smiled and said, "There will be an accident recently, prepare more medicine just in case."

I was a little confused, but since it was always better not to have money, I thanked me and took the box before leaving.

Just as I was leaving the store, there was a burst of joyful rock music from my waist again, and I thought to myself, could it be that Hu Lao Er had an accident again? When I picked up my phone, I saw that it was my sister.

My sister Li Xinru, biological ...... I'm sorry it's unlikely that we're disappointed.

I picked up the phone, and before I could say anything, there was a sudden crying sound on the other end of the line. I was shocked and shouted, "What's wrong?"

"Brother, I'...... I'm being ...... A couple of men burst into our house and ...... me," Li Xinru said while crying.

",, wait, this isn't quite right, what's the situation, are you ......" I'm in a hurry, although Li Xinru usually doesn't have a very harmonious relationship with me, but she has always taken care of each other and depended on each other, I know that I can't go with my character, so the hope for the future is on my sister.

Now Li Xinru has an accident...... I'm him. Mom is so anxious that she almost explodes, and listening to this tone, it seems that I was ntred? I. Exercise. He. Mom, who is so bold, even the family dares to move!

While suppressing the fire in my heart, I whispered in the most gentle tone: "You, don't worry, if you have something, say it slowly, you can solve anything if you say it, rest assured that no matter what others think of you, you are ...... in the eyes of your brother."

"Hahahahaha......" There was a burst of laughter on the other side of the phone.

I was stunned, why did my sister get by someone and got out of her nerves? Made, let me find it all and die! My mood now is like a fire in my heart, and I really want to fight, but I can't find anyone.

Then Li Xinru, who was on the other side of the phone, suddenly changed to an indifferent tone, "Brother, don't get excited, I'm joking with you." ”

"I. Exercise. You. Mom," I'm almost going crazy, "Sister, can this be a joke?" You're so idle!"

Li Xinru was shocked and said, "Brother, how can you mess up. What about Lun? ”