Zhang Yi had the urge to scold his mother. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Is it okay for Lao Tzu to be a straight man? Look at your mother's appearance, and ask Lao Tzu for contact information with a shy face, don't you know how to write the word disgusting?

Routine, pretending to be bumped into by yourself just now, is definitely a routine!

The man who killed Matt was holding an instant noodle head, and he didn't take Zhang Yi's disgusting eyes to heart at all, but looked at him with more interest.

"Handsome guy, just tell people, they won't eat you."

When the people around heard the man's milky words, they immediately gave up their ample position and hid elsewhere to take refuge. They all looked at the man with surprised and disgusted eyes, and looked at Zhang Yi with sympathetic eyes.

"That, hehe, brother, do you know that our men are arrogant, do you understand the arrogance? It's a very masculine temperament, if you don't understand, you can learn from me. Come, follow me, take a deep breath, yes, raise your head with your chest and abdomen, walk backwards in unison, one, two, one, one......"

Zhang Yi was already very unhappy when he saw this guy, but he was forced to have so many handsome men and beautiful women present, and he still maintained his manly demeanor.

So, he thought of a way to beat the man hard.

Don't you like me? Aren't you all focused on me? Then I'll take you into the gutter!

As his slogan sounded, the man really made a move like a ghost. Chest straight, abdomen tucked, head up, do a good job, no more than the veterans who came up and down the army.

However, he didn't expect that Zhang Yi's next step backwards was secretly tricked.

Behind him, there was a domineering female middle school hero who came on the phone. This person's face is the size of a pumpkin, her legs are thicker than an elephant, her height has reached 1.77 meters, and she wears a thumb-thick gold necklace around her neck, like a dog chain tied to a Tibetan mastiff!

"Hey! Hurry up and get the old lady out to eat hot pot! What the? Don't come out? Afraid of gaining weight? I told you a long time ago, don't be afraid of gaining weight. How can eating hot pot and only eating Australian beef grow fat? Okay, okay, I'm still waiting for you in the 'shabu-shabu' hot pot. When you get to the old place, my sister will teach you a set of ways to maintain a good figure, and keep you in your heart......"

There was a muffled sound of "bang", and the man bumped into the chubby beauty as he wished under Zhang Yi's command.

The feeling of falling on a bumper bed and shaking his skin and shaking his flesh was something he had never experienced in his life. However, he soon came back to his senses and realized that he had hit someone.

Zhang Yi didn't expect this woman to be so fierce, and before the man who killed Matt's acne opened his mouth to apologize, he just scolded out of his mouth. Taking advantage of this gap, he hurriedly rushed towards the interview area where he had already started.

"Are you blind? Walk without eyes or what? Look at you and look like a rapist, it's not a good thing! What's wrong? Are you still not happy to say two sentences? Coming to my mother means you, how is it? You're hitting me? The contact lenses that the old lady carefully put on were touched off by you all at once, you said, should you pay for it? The old lady has never seen a **silk man like you, you really live so big, the first time you see it, do you know ......"

The man's face became more and more ugly, and later, he couldn't even hear a word of the shouting in the interview area, and his face was directly covered with black lines.

"Do you really pinch Lao Tzu as a soft persimmon? With a dog leash around his neck, who is he showing off here? Seeing that you look like a Tibetan mastiff, can you knock your contact lenses down when Lao Tzu hits you? You have to ask if you want to brag, right? I also accompany you to have contact lenses, and I don't need TM to accompany you to plastic surgery? If you have the ability, you will continue to chirp crookedly for Lao Tzu, don't think that Lao Tzu will not beat women......"

"Oh, look wilted, don't you, and you have a cannon barrel on your mouth? What's the matter, my mother is going to fight you today. If you have the ability, you can fight, but if you don't fight, you are not a man! ”

With a slap in the face, the crowd finally fell silent.

……

I'm rubbing, this kid is fierce enough. Even that female King Kong has done it, so I will give you a thumbs up for your heroic courage who is not afraid of death!

Zhang Yi gave a thumbs up to the man in the center of the crowd behind him, and then walked into the interview hall without looking away.

Don't look at the square outside is not very well repaired, but when you walk in, you find that it is really not ordinary luxury and high-end.

In the center of the hall hang two crystal lamps with a diameter of three meters, all the guardrails and escalators are made of pure white imported materials, and a roller skating sculpture that symbolizes the Michael brand stands high on the marble floor, inlaid with dozens of radiant jewels.

The chief examiner of Zhang Yi's interview was a foreign blonde and blue-eyed beauty with slender legs and a white floral dress. The interview was accompanied by another Chinese female employee who worked in the sales department.

When they saw Zhang Yi for the first time in the vast crowd, they felt that this person had a very outstanding temperament, and his appearance also combined all the advantages of all Oriental men, and he looked more charming than some male gods who made movies on TV. That feeling is like seeing a dazzling pearl in the endless sea of sand.

This is also the original intention of them to select Zhang Yi for an interview alone.

Sure enough, in this era of looking at faces, all industries need to be based on appearance!

Zhang Yi was stared at by the two women for a long time, and his face became unnatural at the moment.

"Hello, what is your impression of me? Am I eliminated, or am I moving on to the next level? ”

When Zhang Yi said this, the two of them had to smile and put away their covetous gaze on Zhang Yi's face. The beautiful foreign woman lay on the ears of the Chinese clerk and muttered for a while, and slowly left the interview hall.

"I don't know where the handsome guy is, but the two of us are confused, can you leave a phone number as a contact information? Our CEO, Miss Tina, said that you go straight to the next level and take the speed test. When the test results are out for a retest, we will also notify you by SMS. ”

The Chinese clerk smiled, winked at Zhang Yi's handsome face, and then said with some teasing.

"Well, well......"

After Zhang Yi was praised, his heart was naturally happy, and he wrote his contact number on a piece of paper without saying a word.

After doing this, he was taken to the door of the speed test hall by the Tina beauty executive just now.

Along the way, looking at the slender and moving S-shaped curves of foreign beauties, a certain part of his lower body began to move. Fortunately, I wore loose sportswear, otherwise, I really don't know how much of a person I would have lost.

After the beautiful woman led him to the door, she gently wrapped a pair of arms around his neck that blew and blew a seductive fragrance, and said an authentic Chinese sentence.

"Little handsome guy, do you think your sister is beautiful?"

Hey?

How does my philtrum feel cool? Reaching out and touching it, Zhang Yi realized that he had a pathetic nosebleed.

Damn, can you not use your choppy position against me?

In the face of this exotic beauty who exudes a fragrant smell all over her body, Zhang Yi has no resistance at all.

I'm really afraid of something.

Just as Zhang Yi was about to take out the paper bag in his pocket to wipe off the nosebleed, Tina pulled out a piece of white flowers from her Dior women's bag.

"Here, you can use this."

The corners of Tina's mouth moved slightly, and when she lowered her head to wipe Zhang Yi's nosebleed, she put the bulging white flowers in front of his eyes by the way.

Your sister, do you want to play with me?

Zhang Yi's nosebleed became even more undisciplined.

"Miss Tina, are you sure you're carrying a tissue to wipe your nosebleeds?"

Zhang Yi wiped the blood with the back of his hand while looking at the tightly packed paper-like item in Tina's hand with stunned eyes.