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Aunt towel!

Sophie's stretch close-fitting ultra-thin night use!

Seeing the familiar logo and the unique shape, even an idiot knows what it is!

Although Tina is a foreigner, she has lived in China since she was a child, which has more or less taught her some reserve. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info saw that what she took out was a sanitary napkin at this moment, and her fair face turned red when she brushed it.

Even compared with Zhang Yi's nosebleed, I'm afraid it's not too much.

"Handsome guy, that, I'm sorry, I was a little too busy looking for paper to wipe your nosebleeds for you just now, so I messed up, I hope you don't mind. I really have facial tissues in my bag......"

For fear that Zhang Yi would have a bad impression of herself, Tina lowered her head and said to him in a mosquito-like whisper.

"My name is Zhang Yi, Miss Tina, don't call me a handsome guy anymore, Zhang Yi deserves it. It's easy for people to make mistakes when they're in a hurry, and that's easy for me to understand. Sanitary napkins are special items for girls, and they need to be used every month, and every girl can't escape them. Take me as an example, every time my girlfriend's relatives came, I went to buy it for her. So, you can't be embarrassed ......."

Zhang Yi is worthy of being the originator of the world of flamboyant nonsense, and when he saw Tina's embarrassed appearance, he immediately thought of a series of words to make her happy and avoid embarrassment for the two.

"What? You already have a girlfriend? The flush on Tina's face began to fade, replaced by a look of regret and disappointment in her eyes.

"So? I'm seventeen years old, so it's time to have a girlfriend, right? Nowadays, many people start writing love letters in kindergarten. Compared to them, I'm a laggard. ”

Zhang Yi took out the tissue in his pocket, wiped his nosebleed in a panic, and said.

"Oh. If that is the case, then please come in. Tina patted her face lightly, and waited until she had almost adjusted her mood, and then made an inviting gesture to Zhang Yi.

In her opinion, a young boy with a handsome and sunny temperament like Zhang Yi should not have a girlfriend casually. At least, it will take another three or five years.

Pushing open the door, Zhang Yi knew how big the so-called speed test hall was.

It covers an area at least three times the size of the first floor of the school cafeteria, and can accommodate more than 400 roller skaters at the same time.

The flashing red light of the test instrument and the tick-tock electronic timer all demonstrate the advanced scientific and technological content.

Sitting on the floor with a stretch ligament was a bald middle-aged man in a leotard, his eyes were exceptionally blue, and the thin beard on his chin made him look full of vitality.

Sure enough, life lies in sports!

Seeing a stranger come in with Tina, the man stood up and greeted Zhang Yi in stiff Chinese.

“hello！ Chinese guy, youareverybeautiful! My Chinese name is Fanka? JSG. When you meet for the first time, please advise. ”

"Fortunately, my name is Zhang Yi. Are you the fitness maniac who has taken the world by storm? JSG? Sure enough, it's better to see than to hear. ”

Zhang Yi was not very proficient in English, and did not dare to make an axe in front of foreigners, so he had to introduce himself word by word in Chinese.

While they were talking, many more contestants had successfully passed the interview and came to the speed test hall. These people are all fit and look vibrant.

"Hey, handsome guy, I didn't expect you to be here? I said I couldn't find you no matter how much I looked for it. Well, it's not bad here, right? ”

There was a lazy sound of a lazy sissy cannon from Zhang Yi's direction at five o'clock, which couldn't help but make him shiver again.

Boy, are you sent by God to end me?

Disgust is disgust, but it is still necessary to give face to others.

Zhang Yi tried hard to suppress the irritable mood in his heart, and said to him with a calm appearance on the surface.

"Hehe, brother, why are you here now? Did something just happen? I've been waiting for you for a long time. ”

"I'll just say why are you willing to leave me behind, it turns out that there is a beautiful woman here to accompany you."

The man who killed Matt muttered to Zhang Yi dissatisfiedly, and then walked in the direction where Tina was.

"Hey, Sister Tina, I don't know how to say hello when you see me. We've been playing together since we were kids, why don't you ignore me now? Don't be so stingy, isn't it just that I stole some cosmetics from you last time, and as for the cold war with me for so long? ”

Tinari ignored the man who came straight to kill Matt, turned his body directly behind him, and motioned to Vanka? Jasko hurriedly got him away.

"Isn't this Mr. Li, how do you have time to hang out here today? Don't you have to go to the second ring of drag racing? ”

Vanka? Jie Shigao must not be very interested in this kid, and when he opened his mouth, an ironic sentence popped out.

"I'm here today to see how you so-called spokesperson chooses, and by the way, I came to learn from a teacher."

The man who killed Matt brushed the bangs in front of his forehead, sat on a folding chair on the ground, and said leisurely.

"Apprenticeship? Master Fanka doesn't have time to teach you fitness methods, besides, with your talent, I'm afraid you'll smash other people's signboards if you teach them......"

Miss Tina turned around and said angrily to the man who killed Matt, with a look of disdain.

"Okay, okay, I won't fight with you, your aunt has been here for the past two days, I can understand. As for what you said about learning fitness techniques from Baifanka, I really don't have any interest. The person I'm looking for is a god who does a Hot Wheels effect on roller skates on the highway! You don't know what it was like, it's a thrilling ......."

Listening to the man's mouth that killed Matt depicted his roller skating skills, Zhang Yi couldn't help but scratch his head and laugh.

Are you so bragging?

What else is the trick of "retreating as advance", "swallow floating in the water", please, those are all light tricks that are only available in martial arts novels, okay?

More than 100 people are here to compete in roller skating speed, but they don't listen to their gossip. A chicken-headed man with a ribbon on his head saw that the game had not started for a long time, and he couldn't help but start shouting in a voice twice as loud.

"I'm the Hot Roller Skating Emperor, what's going on? Are the organizers asleep? There are no more living people, come out with one! ”

As soon as they heard the name of Hot Roller Skating Emperor, everyone's eyes lit up.

This TM is a Weibo celebrity! A ruthless character with more than 100 million clicks per minute!

There is really no one who can wear a pair of roller skates under his feet to the momentum of Hot Wheels!

To treat this kind of existence beyond the level of the Lamborghini sports car god, I can only use the word "convinced" in capital letters to express my heart's gushing respect!

The man who killed Matt turned his head and saw that the chicken-headed man was sturdy but his temperament was no less than ten times worse than his idol, so he immediately shouted loudly.

"If you are the Emperor of Hot Wheels, Lao Tzu is the third prince of Nezha!"

Zhang Yi couldn't help laughing anymore, your TN is too funny!

"In the end, it's not comparable, it's not better than Lao Tzu, and it's gone!" The chicken-headed man was full of anger, and when he saw that no one from the organizer stood up to speak, he doubled his voice.

Fuck your uncle, pretending to be a person and still so arrogant.

If you want to say that you are the emperor of hot roller skating, Lao Tzu is the first to express dissatisfaction!

Zhang Yi stood up suddenly, and after receiving the indication of Tina's eyes, he also responded with a very arrogant sentence.

"What a Hot Wheels Skating Emperor, than! How not to compare? ”