Chapter 1 Become a Horse Monkey Grill Bar
My name is Li Xingxing, I am about to graduate from high school this year, and I have a sister and a house, and both parents have died. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info someone may want to say, this is a standard actor!
That's right! You guessed it, Lao Tzu is the hero, but I didn't pick up the soul ring of my grandfather, nor did I awaken the ancient god-level bloodline. He is currently in a state of sad part-time work.
Some people ask why I want to work? Isn't there a sister and a house? Please, my sister can't sell it, and the house can't be rented, so what other way out do I have than to work?
At this time, the college entrance examination was about to be held, but I did not stay in the study room to study and study, not because my family was poor and planned to give up studying, but because I ...... As a delinquent teenager, going to college or something is still exempt.
It was very sad to stand on the side of the street in the summer and hand out flyers, and I wore a sunhat on my head and handed out flyers with a smile on my face while sweating profusely. The flyer is printed with a discount promotion for a clothing mall, and the scantily clad models are intriguing.
But I didn't have any reverie, I just wanted to make it rain in the sky.
It was too late to say that it was too late, and the sky that had been sunny just now instantly gloomy when the first drop of rain fell on the flyer in my hand...... I wanted to cry without tears, so I took out a parasol from my bag and put it above my head, continuing my little story in the rain.
Don't think that someone can pick up the flyer in your hand on a rainy day, people who don't have an umbrella can't run, and people who have umbrellas don't have extra hands with umbrellas in their hands, which means that the rain can make me comfortable, and it's a devastating blow to my work.
Do you think, the sun is so good, and someone still uses flyers to block the sun, right?
Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a burst of rock music in my pocket, and my phone rang, and I hurriedly picked it up.
There was a rustling sound on the other end of the phone, obviously calling under an umbrella, and for this reason I couldn't hear what he was saying, so I glanced at the screen, and the name of the person on it was Hu Laoer.
Hu Lao Er is the second person in my Kaixing Gang, he is relatively fat, but he is full of meat, and he likes to wear a pair of green-framed sunglasses on weekdays, and he wears them at any time, even if it is dark at night. In his words, you can hit a pillar when you walk, but the image must be maintained, and the face of the No. 2 person in the Kaixing Gang cannot be lost.
What does this number two do? A job that's easier said than done, contact.
Who to contact? There are all kinds of people, some people say that the contact number in Hu Laoer's mobile phone is worth at least tens of thousands of yuan, this is really not blowing, in addition to me, the boss of the Kaixing Gang, several gangs around the boss, and even those who have a little right in business, he has contact information.
To be precise, this guy should be the boss, but when the boss was elected at that time, including me, I voted for Hu Laoer, but this guy recommended me for the following three reasons.
First of all, my appearance can hold up the faΓ§ade, this is really not narcissism, but recognized, at first glance it is not a public face, filled with a sense of faith and dignity of the Japanese underworld, I should not let it go.
The second is that I am ruthless enough but righteous enough, which is determined by my character, I let go when I should let go of people who are estranged from the relationship, and I don't have any nostalgia at all; For those who have a close relationship, it is absolutely necessary to go to the soup and fire, at least not to chill the hearts of the brothers.
The third is to be able to fight, but this point is somewhat intriguing, first of all, I have not learned taekwondo, karate, tai chi, Muay Thai, and there is no thirteen Taibao horizontal practice gold bra iron pants, in short, martial arts is not practiced at all, so why can I fight?
Because I can carry it, basically I can stand up again if I break my bones, even if the bones are broken, if I can connect them on the spot, I can continue to do it, and then I can do it ruthlessly, except for the taboo places such as the crotch of my eyes and pants, I basically have how much strength I have.
I remember that my predecessor Hu Boss once said that the truth of fighting lies in carrying! One person can't beat five people, even if you know what martial arts you have, don't even think about it unless you are at the grandmaster level.
And the ability to resist blows lies in how tightly a person's teeth can be bitten, so that no matter what martial arts the other party uses, you are just shrinking anyway, and the hero is useless. When he is tired, you will beat the leader hard, and you can't hurt the other person with a face, and go back easily.
I have the essence of the boss, and in the past few years, I have become the boss in Kaixing.
Hu Lao Er must have been no trivial matter when he called, I didn't have time to think about it, so I hurriedly ran into the convenience store next to me and picked up the phone.
"Second child, what's wrong?" I asked.
"Boss, the Hongwu Gang is going to declare war on us, do you think we will accept it or not?" Hu Lao Er said in a deep voice.
I frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "The Hongwu Gang is not as powerful as us, no matter what the reason is, it can't be accepted, do you want others to say that our Kaixing Gang is looking forward and backward?" Now tell me what the reason is? β
Hu Lao Er drowned his saliva and hesitated: "Boss, in fact, this thing can be avoided."
"What do you tell me first?" I said.
"I ...... I got Hong Xing to help Boss Hong's horses! Even more troublesome...... Before that she was a place. Woman. Hu Lao Er gritted his teeth and said.
I was stunned for a moment, and then my brain boiled as if it had been swept by a cloud of samadhi fire, and I yelled, "You know you him. What is Mom doing? Are you confused with your mind, or have you started to think about life with your lower body? β
"I know, I know, but we're in love." Hu Lao Er said urgently.
"Fart!" I yelled, "That's what you look like. Who's kind of eye comes with P-map software to love you with each other! You him. I haven't found a girlfriend in my mother's high school for three years, and I don't know why!"
I have seen the horse of Boss Hong, he looks petite and cute, and he is pitiful, and at that time I thought that such a cute girl was really a flower inserted in cow dung, but now it seems that who inserts who is really not certain.
"Boss! I know you don't believe it, you don't need to believe it, for the sake of the Kaixing Gang, I'll ......" Hu Lao Er gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "I'll apologize myself!"
"Wait!" I faintly heard footsteps coming from the other side, and hurriedly shouted, "What's the situation over there?"
"Not good...... Dozens of meters outside the school, Boss Hong led people to block the school, and Kaixing helped to drag one by one, and the back door was also blocked. Hu Lao Er said.
So arrogant! I was taken aback, but I think it would be worse than that if someone messed with the horse.
"Boss Hong is here, right? You, give him your phone, and I'll say a few words to him. I said.
A moment later, a gloomy "Hey" came from the other side.
"I'm Li Xingxing from the Kaixing Gang, what do you mean by finding someone to block our school?" I said.
"You know what you mean, I believe that the fat man also told you, don't think about peace if you don't give an explanation for this matter!" Boss Hong shouted.
I looked around, and by this time quite a few people were already starting to notice me, especially how I looked and dressed, and the tone of my voice. I didn't want to attract any more attention, so I lowered my voice and spoke.
"This matter is not our fault, but the wood is already in the boat, no matter how much you shout, it is useless, even if I hand over Hu Lao Er to you, what can I do? Murder can't be done? The underworld of the island country does not dare to be so arrogant, where do you think this is? Sky. Toward! A society governed by the rule of law!"
I sneered: "Besides, even your horse says that they are in love, presumably you are not a guy who can coax women, you can't even coax women, what kind of man are you?" How dare you shout here? β
"You...... What do you mean? Boss Hong was shocked and angry.
"What do you mean? You asked someone to block my brother and asked me what I mean, ah? If you want to wait for me, let's make an appointment to ask you to watch the battle with Ma Zi, and you can also fight in a team battle alone, don't act as if I can't mess with you, hum. I said.
There was silence for a while, and then with a snap, the phone hung up.
I can imagine the scene of Boss Hong dropping his mobile phone, but Hu Laoer's mobile phone has always used the PHS of weak chickens and ducks, and it can't be broken, so I think it should have dropped the battery.
I breathed a sigh of relief, this beam is over, and it would be best if I could teach Hu Lao Er a lesson. The biggest fear of our underworld is that there is no bottom line in doing things, so I became the boss and made three chapters of the law.
Before I knew it, the rain gradually stopped, and there were a lot of showers in this summer season, and it might have to fall for a while, so I lost the desire to distribute leaflets, and I was thinking about finding something to do.
After thinking about it for a while, I suddenly remembered that the cloud X white medicine at home was gone.
I'm about to get addicted to this thing.,When I was in junior high school, I was often beaten by the teacher.,After hitting the palm, I habitually sprayed some cloud X white medicine on my hands.,Instantly cool and cold.,It's used for three years.,Promoted to high school mixed with the underworld The use is even more extensive.,Basically, it's always available at home.γ
I touched the money in my pocket, and I thought about not eating at noon at all, and I would buy a bottle of Yun X Baiyao.
Suddenly I felt someone slap me in the back, and the strange touch was almost like a human bone, and I got goosebumps all over my body and turned around suddenly.
Looking back...... Good guy, a white dog stood behind me, with two big eyes cute and cute. I'm a natural hater of dogs, but this dog seems a little different because of its ...... It's flat!
And then something even more distracting happened, because this white, flat-faced dog actually spoke!
"Hello, you can call me Cuppy." The dog's face was expressionless, to be precise, his face and mouth were not open, and he said: "Come and sign a contract with me to become a horse monkey barbecue bar."