The poem says:

The thief has never been a thief, and the ingenuity is endless. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

If it can be collected for public use, why should it not be meritorious in the field?

Since ancient times, it has been said that Meng Weijun has 3,000 diners, and most of the chickens and dogs are packed under the door. Later, he was detained by the King of Qin and had no way to escape. King Qin had a saying from Aiji: "I heard that Meng Weijun has a collared fox and white fur, which is worth a thousand gold." If he sends me in the future, I will ask for a favor for him and let him go. "Meng Weijun only had a fox white fur at that time, and he had sent it to the inner library of King Qin's collection, so there must be another one? At that time, the dog thief offered a plan: "The minister is good at dog stealing, go to the inner library to steal and come out." "What do you mean by a dog? But this man is good at howling dogs. pretended to be a dog, climbed the wall and crossed the wall, as fast as flying, and sure enough, he stole the fox white qiu out and gave it to Qin Gong Aiji, so that he had to let go with good words. Overnight to Hangu Pass. Meng Weijun was afraid that King Qin would regret it, so he chased after him and was anxious to get out of the customs. You have to close it and wait for it to chirp before turning it on. Meng Weijun was in a hurry, and the diner said: "The minister is good at the rooster, and he is using it at this time." So he raised his voice and learned to be a chicken, and it was no different from the truth. cries two or three times, and the chickens all crow, and the officials can hear it, and open the gate, so that Meng Weijun has to take it off. Meng Weijun usually raised a lot of guests, but now it is difficult to get rid of Qin, but with the power of these two villains, it can be seen that the world's inch long and ruler skills are useful. In this world, only subjects are emphasized, and those who are not from this background, even if they are extravagant, do not use them. Therefore, there are people who are ingenious and resourceful, and they have nowhere to go, so they rush to do evil deeds. If he makes good use of his talents, he will carry them up in the future and use them as he pleases, and he may not lose his strength, and he will not be left to the thieves.

And for example, there was a thief in Lin'an in the Song Dynasty, called "I came also", I don't know who his surname was, but he went to someone's house to steal things, and some traces were not revealed, but when he left, the wall was written with the three big characters "I came". On the second day, when they saw the words, they simply counted the house and knew that they had lost the thief. If there is no such word, Jing is unaware of the ghost, and it is a good means! Lin Anzhong was annoyed by his artemisia and sued one after another. Fu Yin was responsible for arresting the envoys and strictly investigating them, so as to get the thieves who really wrote the words "I come". But he doesn't have a name, do you know it's Zhang San and Li Si? Hold that before you admit it? The envoys and others could not be compared, so they had to pay attention to it. Yuan comes to be a thief with you, you must not hide it from the public, and you will definitely know it. Just because he held it very tightly, after all, he somehow looked at his true body and brought it to Lin'an Mansion. Fu Yin ascended to the hall, and the ministers said that they were caught in the real "I came", although they didn't know their names, but they were the ones who wrote these three words. Fu Yin said: "How can you see it? The envoy said: "The villains are very real, and some of them are not bad. The man said, "The villain is a good citizen, and it is not that I come for nothing." The public can't compare and pretend to be villains. The envoy said, "It is true, and the thief will not listen to him!" Fu Yin was just suspicious. The envoys said, "How much effort did the little people take to get there?" If he was taken out by his rhetoric, the villains would have nowhere to take it later. "Fu Yin wants to be released, but when he sees what the envoys say, he is afraid that it is true, if he is released, it will be difficult to find him, and it will be difficult to compare the arrests, so he has the right to send him to prison and take him into prison.

As soon as the man arrived in prison, he said to the jailer: "The old practice of entering the prison should be paid, and all the things around me will be searched by the public." I have a main silver tael, and under the broken bricks of the god seat in the Yue Temple, I gave it to my brother as a visit money. My brother just went to burn incense and fetched it. The jailer seemed to believe it or not, so he ran to take a look, and sure enough, he got a bag of things, about twenty taels. The jailer was overjoyed, and took the man a good look at him, and became more intimate. One day, the man said to the jailer: "The villain is very kind to his brother and thinks very well. The villain has nothing to repay, and there is a main thing under a certain outer bridge, and the elder brother went to get it, and he also saw a little respect for the villain. The jailer said, "This place is a place of contact, and there are a lot of human eyes, how can you get it?" The man said, "My brother took a basket of clothes, and went into the river to wash them, and touched them, and put them in the basket, and covered them, but did not take them for the future?" The jailer did as he said, and took it according to the law, but no one knew it. Simple things, about 100 gold away. The jailer was full of joy and thanks, and loved that man like flesh and bones. Buy wine and invite him in the evening. The man in the wine said to the jailer: "Tonight, I will go to the house to have a look, and the fifth watch will come soon, and my brother can let me go out." The jailer pondered, "I have received many things from him, and it is difficult for him to go out." What if I don't come? Seeing the jailer's hesitation, the man said, "Brother, don't be suspicious, the villain was pretended to be by the duke, and I came here to send it, and I have no real name or real deeds, so I can't ask about the villain's crimes." The villain is rarely distinguished, and he will not run away in his life. But please rest assured, brother, only a few more times, the villain is still here. When the jailer saw that he was reasonable, he thought, "A prisoner who has not been asked about his guilt is a mistake, and it is not a big deal." He has now given me a lot of silver taels, and he has to use some with him, so he can get by, and he may not come. And he let him go. The man jumped out of the door of the prison and jumped on the eaves. The roof tiles are silent and long gone.

Before dawn, the jailer had not woken up from his hangover, and was still hazy, and the man had jumped from the eaves. Shaking the jailer and said:

"It's coming, it's coming." The jailer woke up, looked at it, and said, "There are such believers! The man said: "How dare the villain not come, there is a tired brother?" Thank you brother for letting me go, I have a little thanks, stay at my brother's house, and my brother will go and clean up. The villain is going to say goodbye to his brother and go out of prison as an official. The jailer was puzzled and hurried back home. The wife at home said, "There is something I want you to come back to learn." Last night, when the drum was exhausted, I didn't know what sound was on the beam, and suddenly a bag fell. When you untie it, it's full of gold and silver artifacts, dare it be Tianxi ours? The jailer knew that it was the man's sake, and shook his hand sharply and said, "Don't show your voice!" It's almost ready to be put away, and it's slowly being used. The jailer hurried to the prison and thanked the man again. Yin Shengtang of the Mansion must be released. I saw that they came to report the theft, and there were six or seven papers in total. Most of them were stolen last night, and the words "I came" were written on the walls, begging to be arrested. Fu Yin Dao:

"I suspect that the person who was imprisoned the day before may not be the real me, and if there is another person there, isn't the prisoner wronged?" Then he told the jailer to pay and release the man who had been imprisoned the day before. In addition, he is responsible for arresting the envoys, and he must visit the real me to dismiss the officials, and set a limit for comparison. How do you know that it is really in front of your eyes? Only the jailer knew in his heart that he was clever and had been heavily bribed, and he no longer dared to say anything.

Judge, you are such a thief and clever, don't you have a place to go? It's an old saying, it doesn't have to be said. It's just that during the Jiajing period of my dynasty, there was a god lazy dragon in Suzhou, and there were many deeds. Although he is a thief, he is righteous and playful, and there are many funny and good things to hear. There is a poem as proof:

Who steals without a way? Stealing things are strange.

More than generous, not vulgar thieves.

It is said that there is a person in the first lane in front of the Xuanmiao Temple in the east of Suzhou Yazi City, and I don't know his name. Later, he called himself the Lazy Dragon, and people only called him the Lazy Dragon. His mother lived in the village, and accidentally walked to meet the rain, and walked to a dry temple to avoid, but it was the Straw Shoes Saburo Temple. His mother sat for a long time, but the rain did not stop, and she fell asleep. I dreamed that Shinto sympathized with him and returned pregnant. At the end of October, give birth to this lazy dragon. The lazy dragon was born small, bold, clever, and generous. Let's talk about his physical behavior:

Soft as boneless, light as the wind. The big one climbs the house and jumps the beam, and the small one touches the wall. Adapt to the situation and see the situation. The camera is the sound of chickens, dogs, raccoon rats; The clapping hands are made of Xiao drum strings. Drink well, and the law is corresponding. There is no Fu Cool Shaw, which can make the chaos real. Haunt like ghosts and gods, and come and go like wind and rain. Sure enough, there are no hands in the world, and it is really the first thief in the world. The lazy dragon not only has ingenious tricks, but also has a few strange skills, and surprises his character. Since childhood, he will walk on the wall with his boots on, and he will talk about the thirteen provinces, and he can not sleep all night at night, and he can sleep for several days during the day, without tea or food, just like Chen Luan. Sometimes it is put to eat, and the wine is several buckets and rice, and it is not full. Sometimes if you don't eat, you won't be hungry for a few days. The soles of the shoes are lined with straw gray, and there is no sound of walking. Sumo with people, drop arms, and suddenly like the wind. Thinking of the white ape in "The Legend of the Swordsman", and the flea on the drum in "Water Margin", its agility is nothing more than that.

Since the ancient road is close, the lazy dragon has this car, so he can't hide it, so that he can interact with the young scoundrel and become a thief. For a while, the masters of stealing children are: Lu Tomato (skinny as a green reed branch, and the pill is the most victorious); Thorn-haired eagle (see people lurking, like a fan, can stay on the beam wall); White arm (with Su Lian as the waist wrap, the horn hangs a big iron hook, throws it upwards with the hook, and climbs the waist to rise when the rafters are hung; If you want to go down, you can also borrow the hook force, and the ladder is wrapped around its waist, and it falls). These several, most of them are masters of Wuzhong, and when they saw the lazy dragon method, although they were subdued, they thought they were inferior. The lazy dragon didn't have much family resources, but now he has abandoned it, and he is home everywhere, and no one knows where he rests. Walking in the city during the day, or flashing into people's homes, but seeing its shadow, not its shape. In the dark night, he stole into the big Zhumen to find a lodging place: between the tortoiseshell beams, downstairs of the mandarin ducks, in the embroidery screen, in the painting pavilion, shrunk into a thorny and obscene, and there was no place where he was not sleeping. If you have to, you will be his hand. Because he sleeps all day long, he is unpredictable like a dragon, so people call him a lazy dragon. Everywhere he went, but he got his hands on it, he drew a plum blossom on the wall, wrote white characters on the black place, and wrote black words on the coal on the pink wall, and never empty again, so people called him to make a plum branch.

In the early years of Jiajing, the two mountains of Dongting came out, and the cliff by Taihu Lake collapsed, revealing an ancient mound and vermilion lacquer coffin. There are countless treasures, and all of them have been stolen. Some people say that when they come to the city, the lazy dragon occasionally goes to the lake with their relatives and friends, because they go there. I saw the vines wrapped around the coffin, which had been cut off. In the development coffin, there is only one dead body, and there is a broken monument next to the house. Lazy Dragon Road is the tomb of the ancient princes, and if you don't feel sorry, you will cover it with him. Immediately put out some silver taels, hire the local people to gather the soil and bury it, and pour the wine. After the laying is completed, the lazy dragon sees a thing in the grass to hinder his feet, and he bows his head to pick it up, which is a bronze mirror. Hide your socks in a hurry and don't see them. And when they go to the city, they will go to a secluded place and wash away the mud. Looking closely at the mirror, Xiaoxiao is only four or five inches. The light on his face flickered, and the nose buttons on his back were on all sides, hiding the shape of a poor and strange gluttonous fish and dragon wave. The body is covered with green, and the color of cinnabar mercury is eroded. Try knocking, and the sound is loud. I know it's a treasure, and I'll wear it with me in the future. When the evening comes, the future will shine, and the darkness will be bright, and the snow will be as white as day. The lazy dragon got this mirror, and he couldn't leave it, and he didn't need fire at night, and he added a help. Others were afraid of the dark season, but he walked on the same day, stealing the law to heal. But although the lazy dragon is stealing children, it has several advantages: he refuses to commit adultery with other women, does not enter the house of goodness and affliction, speaks to others, and no longer loses his faith. He also squandered money with righteousness, stole things and scattered them with the poor and negative people. The most important thing is to annoy the miserly rich man and the unrighteous rich man, and make jokes on the spot. Therefore, when they came to the place, many people leaned on the grass and trees, and came to convert him in groups and groups, and the righteous voice was impressive. The lazy dragon smiled: "I have no parents and wives to support, so I use these surplus wealth in the world to talk about saving the poor." As the saying goes, there is more than enough to make up for the short, of course, the way of heaven is not related to my good righteousness. ”

One day, someone said that a big merchant had a daughter in the Weaver Zhou Jia's house, and the lazy dragon was going to fetch him. After drinking, he mistook the location and strayed into a person's house. His family was poor, and there was only one large number in the house. Looking around, there is nothing long. Now that he had entered the room, it was difficult to go out for a while, so he had to lie down a few times. I saw a poor husband and wife eating together, and the meal was bleak. The husband was full of sadness, and said to his wife: "It is important to owe a guest debt, and I have no brains to pay it back, I might as well die!" The wife said, "How can you seek death?" It's better to sell me, and make a living. After that, the husband and wife burst into tears. The lazy dragon suddenly jumped out, and the couple panicked. The lazy dragon said: "You two don't have to be afraid of me, I am a lazy dragon." I occasionally heard people say, came to find a businessman, and went here by mistake. Now I see that you have a poor livelihood, I should send you 200 gold to help you operate, don't look for a way, so painful! When the husband and wife heard of his name, they bowed and said, "If the righteous man is so generous, my husband and wife will be born in death!" The lazy dragon went out of the door, and there was a loud bang in the door. When the husband and wife walked up and looked, sure enough, there was a cloth bag, including two hundred taels of silver, which was the goods of the merchant obtained by the lazy dragon at night. The husband and wife are very happy, write a lazy dragon tablet, and serve for life.

There was a poor child, who wandered with the lazy dragon when he was young, and later became tired. When he met the lazy dragon on the way, he was ragged and ashamed, and he covered his face with a fan. The lazy dragon grabbed his clothes and asked, "Aren't you a certain house?" The poor child said, "Panic, panic." The lazy dragon said: "You are so poor, tomorrow I should join a family with you, take some to pay you, don't talk nonsense!" "The poor know the methods of the lazy dragon, and they are not coaxing. Tomorrow evening in search of the lazy dragon. The lazy dragon went to the same house with him, which was the Shifu's pool house. But see: the crows are chaotic, and the green trees are caged in a cage. Ten thousand are bleak and clear, and the corners are silent. The lazy dragon paid the poor children to live outside, and climbed the tree by himself and entered over the wall, and did not come out for a long time. The poor child held his breath and squatted outside the wall. They were howled and barked by the dogs, and they came to bite them, and the poor children went around the wall to avoid them. I could hear the sound of water in the wall, and there was something like a waterless cormorant, falling from the forest shadow. If you look closely, it is a lazy dragon, wet and embarrassed. He said to the poor child: "I almost gave my life for you." There is a lot of gold in it, and it can be measured. I have taken my hand, because the dog barks so tightly outside that it awakens the people inside, and they will chase them out. I had to abandon the side of the road and walk away lightly, which was the life of the son. The poor man said: "The old dragon usually brings it by hand, but today it is like this, my life is thin!" "Sighing. Lazy Dragon said: "Don't worry! Don't make sense another day. "The poor boy went away.

After more than a month, I met him again on the lazy dragon road, and said: "I am so poor that I am impatient, and today I went to ask a hexagram. The gentleman said that when there is a flying fortune, it is made by someone else. I don't think it's an old dragon, where else can I count on? The lazy dragon smiled, "I almost forgot." The day before yesterday, a box of gold and silver had arrived. If they bring it to you, lest that family will find out, you can't hide it, and do something. So the right to put it in that pool, and then look at the movement, it has been a month now, and there is no sound, and I don't think about chasing it. You can take it without hindrance, and you should go again in the evening. "The poor child waited until twilight, and came to ask the lazy dragon to go with him. As soon as the lazy dragon arrived, but see:

The willow wears flowers, and it is like a bird. Splashing foam, like a swimming dragon. In a moment, he came out with a box on his back. I was in a hurry to look at it in a secluded place, and I took a look at the treasure mirror on my body, which was full of gold and silver. The lazy dragon didn't take a penny, and he didn't ask how much, but he was all with the poor. He said: "These possessions can hook you for a lifetime, so you can use them well." Don't learn from me as a lazy bastard for half a life, don't be a man. "The poor child was grateful for Xie Jiao, and he used it as the capital, and later became a rich family. This is what the lazy dragon does.

Speaking, the lazy dragon is certainly strong, is it only that this kind of parade is unhindered, and there is no time to miss? The magistrate heard that he also encountered misfortune and was embarrassed, but he would have to be in a hurry and get out of his life. One day when he went to someone's house, he saw the closet open, and he hurriedly hid inside, asking for the clothes in the closet. When the family went to bed, they closed the kitchen and locked the big lock, and locked the lazy dragon in the cupboard. The lazy dragon couldn't come out, so he had a plan, wrapped the clothes and accessories in the cupboard, and wrapped another big bag, all next to the cabinet door. and the sound of rats gnawing at clothes came out of their mouths. When the master heard this, he called the old woman and said, "Why did you keep the rats in the cupboard?" Don't you bite your clothes? I'm about to open the cupboard and rush out! The old woman took the fire and opened the cupboard, and then the door was opened, and the bag next to the door rolled down to the ground first. It was too late, but it was too soon, and the lazy dragon rolled down with this bag, and the head rolled out together, and it extinguished the fire in the old woman's hand. The old woman screamed in surprise. The lazy dragon was afraid that people would not be able to get out, so he hurriedly took the bag, and then took the old woman to the place, fell to the ground, and looked out and left. Someone in the room walked up, and the old woman stepped on the ground, only saying that she was a thief, and her fists and feet were messed up. The old woman shouted for a long time, and the people outside the room heard the chaos in the room, ran to the future, lit a fire, and saw that it was her own family fighting, and she shouted that she could stop, and the lazy dragon didn't know how long it had been.

There was a weaving family, and the guests set a certain amount of silver. In the cash box of his husband and wife, he put it in the bed. Husband and wife sleep in the same bed, and watch carefully every night. The lazy dragon knew that he wanted to take him, so he flashed into the room, stepped on the edge of the bed, and went into the bed with his hand to pick up the box. The woman woke up and felt something on the edge of the bed, and when she touched it, she realized that it was a human foot. Hurriedly hugged it with his hand, and hurriedly called her husband: "Get up quickly, I caught the thief's feet here!" The lazy dragon was about to hold her husband's feet and pinch them with her hands. Her husband hurriedly cried out in pain: "It's my feet, it's my feet." The woman confessed that she had taken her husband's foot by mistake and immediately let go of her hand. The lazy dragon took the box and flew out of the room. The husband and wife were still arguing, and the wife said: "It's clear that it's a thief's foot, but you teach it to be released." The husband said: "Now my feet are pinched, where are the thieves' feet?" The wife said, "Your feet are in the inner bed, and I have taken the outer bed, and I have not pinched it." The husband said, "This is a thief pinching my foot, you just don't let that foot go." The wife said: "I heard you shouting that I was going to get up, and in a hurry I confessed that I was wrong, and I didn't realize that I relaxed my hand, and he was able to pull it out. "Touching the bed, the box fruit is gone. The husband and wife are wrong, you say I am wrong, you say I am bad, and I can't complain about each other.

The lazy dragon walked in a shop where he was buying clothes, looking for his wardrobe. Just as he was about to pick out a good roll, it was dark and difficult to recognize, but he took a picture of the treasure realm around him. And the word must have ears on the walls, and there is no one outside the doors? Whoever wants to be next door to someone's house, someone is upstairs to make a house. The window saw the bright light of the wardrobe on the wall, like lightning, and felt a little embarrassed, so he hurriedly knocked on the window and shouted to the shop: "Be careful next door, dare to have a villain in the house?" The people in the shop were startled and shouted, "Catch the thief!" The lazy dragon heard first, and saw a large sauce jar in the court, covered with grass, and the lazy dragon hurriedly lifted it, squatted in the jar, and still covered it with his backhand. The family carried the lamp and shone it everywhere, but it did not affect it, and they went to the back. The lazy dragon thought in the tank: "Only the inside of the tank has not been opened, and it will not be found in the future, and it will come this time." I might as well hide where I looked. "I thought that my shirt had been dyed with sauce, and it was dripping, and I couldn't hide it. And he took off his garments in the jar, and took them out naked. He put his footprints in the ground, went all the way to the door, opened the door, and turned himself in, still hiding in the wardrobe. The family looked around and turned the fire to the front. Sure enough, when I opened the lid of the sauce jar, there was a set of clothes inside, and I recognized that it was not from home. Duodao, this is clearly the thief's palm. And he saw the footsteps of the earth, from the side of the jar to the door, and the door was opened. Although he said: "The thief saw us looking for us and hid in the sauce jar in a panic." When we went to look for him, he took off his clothes and fled. It's a pity that I saw it a little late, otherwise we would have been caught by this time. The shopkeeper said, "Just catch him up, close the door and rest." "The family went to the thieves without incident, and after a while, they put down their heads, and everyone fell asleep. Know that the thief is still at home? The lazy dragon lived peacefully in the splendid bushes, tied his good clothes tightly around his body, and covered the outside of his old green clothes. He also put fine soft and good things in a cloth quilt and made a bag. In the middle of the night, Lonely jumped out of the eaves, and no one in the family was conscious.

When I jumped into the street and was walking, it was still dawn, and there were people who were walking early together in three or four, and they came to bump into me. Seeing the lazy dragon alone with a heavy bag, he walked early. Suspecting that he was coming from an unrighteous way, he covered up and said, "Who are you?" Where to come? Make it clear, and let you go. The lazy dragon didn't agree, reached out and took out a bag behind his elbow, which was like a ball, and left on the ground. Many of those people came to take a look, and when they saw that the prison was densely packed above, they said that he must be a good thing, and they rushed to solve it first. Unraveling layer after layer, it's like peeling off a laughing shell. And it's tightly bundled layer by layer, peeling off more than a foot, and it's not endless. There was a fist left, and he wondered, "I don't know what it's wrapped in?" The people refused to stop, and they wanted to take the history from it. Most of the clothes that had been untied before were torn clothes, scattered and piled up all over the ground. While they were making a fuss, they saw a group of people rushing to me and saying, "You stole the clothes from my shop and shared the spoils here?" I can't help but say, pick up the equipment and fight the future. The crowd could not stop crying, and when they saw that it was not their heads, they ran away. In the middle, he grabbed an old man, and in the dark, he didn't come to recognize his face, and he hit him into the shop with a stick one step at a time. The old man shouted and shouted, "Don't fight, don't fight, you're wrong." "Many of the people are in high spirits, and people can't live in the horses, where are they listening?

Look at the bright sky, the owner of the shop took a closer look, it was his own in-laws, living in the township. hurriedly drank everyone, and his head was swollen and his face was swollen. The owner of the shop is busy with him, and he is guilty of drinking. Because of the thief, the old man complained: "Shicai came here with two or three villagers as a companion, and the sky was not bright, because he saw a person walking with a large bag on his back, and was stopping and interrogating. Who wants to be in tattered clothes layer by layer, we are coaxed by him, and we don't take him. But he was indiscriminately beaten by the people here, and his companions were scattered. Cheap thief bones, I don't know how many miles I've walked. When the people heard this, they were astonished. When the neighbor heard that a certain family had caught a thief and mistakenly beat his father-in-law, it was passed on as a joke. Yuanlai's ball is the lazy dragon who formed the idle workers in the closet and took them with him to prevent people from chasing after him, and left this behind as a delaying tactic. This is mostly the ingenuity of his wisdom to get out of danger, as evidenced by poetry:

Skillful skills and pills, currently selling a lot.

Although the thief is unspeakable, it is also difficult to be temporary.

The name of the lazy dragon thief is heard everywhere. Weizhong patrolled and arrested Zhang and asked the patrol to take it. The commander saw it and asked, "Are you the leader of the thieves?" The lazy dragon said: "The villain has never been a thief, how can he be the leader of the thief?" The villain has never had a stolen stolen criminal in the public court, nor has he ever seen a thief gang and a villain, the villain is only for some little ingenuity, and plays tricks with relatives and friends, and occasionally there are. Grandpa don't see the villain, or sometimes use the villain, in the water and fire, the villain does not give up. The commander saw that he was small and his language was refreshing, and he thought that there was no stolen goods and no evidence, and it was difficult to offend him. Seeing that he is willing to contribute, and considers the usefulness of such a person, there is no sense of embarrassment. While he was talking, a man from the gate Lu Xiaoxian presented a red-billed green parrot to the conductor. The conductor hung the stirrups under the eaves, and said to the lazy dragon with a smile: "I heard that your methods are superb, although you say that you have no stolen goods, there will be a lot of stealers." Now I have the right to forgive your sins, and I only need to see your means. If you can steal my parrot tonight, and send it back to me tomorrow, you will not care about anything. The lazy dragon said: "This is not difficult, let the villain go out and send it tomorrow morning." The lazy dragon kowtowed. The commander immediately divided the two night watchmen to guard the parrots on the shelf, and if there was any negligence, he would be punished again. The two soldiers obeyed the order, stayed under the eaves, and did not dare to leave a single step. Although the eyelids were about to fall, I had to reluctantly support it. I fell asleep for a while, and I woke up when I heard the sound, and I was very distressed.

It was already five drums in the night, and the lazy dragon walked on the ridge of the command book, dug up the rafters, and slipped down. I saw an agarwood-colored silk cloak on the hanger, and there was a small lamp hanging on the wall in the middle of the sun, with the words "Suzhou Weitang" written on it. The lazy dragon had a plan, put it on his clothes, took out the fire in his sleeve, blew up the candle coal, lit the lamp, and carried it in his hand, pretending to be Lao Zhang's commanding voice and steps, and his appearance and bearing were all different. I walked to the door of the wall of the central hall and opened it suddenly. Put the running lights far away, and walk down the eaves. At this time, the moon was dark, the sky was dim, and the two soldiers were napping and napping, and they were sleepy. The lazy dragon gently glanced at him and said, "It's getting bright, you don't have to keep it, just go out." One said, and the other reached for the stirrup of the parrot lock, and swayed in the door. The two soldiers closed their eyebrows and brushed their eyes, they were impatient, and they could listen to it, as if the forgiveness letter from the Nine Heavens had come, what else did it take care of there? A cigarette went.

In the morning, Zhang commanded the coming out, and the parrot was not seen under the eaves. The urgent soldier asked him, and the two were gone. Hurriedly called to bring it, but the soldier still did not wake up from his dream. The commander shouted: "Tell you to guard Brother Parrot, where is Brother Parrot?" Fall outside! The soldier said: "During the fifth watch, the benefactor personally came out to take the parrot into it, and distributed the villain's return, how can he ask the villain to ask for the parrot?" The conductor said: "Nonsense! How have I ever come out? Hell you guys. The soldier said: "It's clear that the benefactor came out in person, and the two of us are there together, are we dazzled together?" The conductor was embarrassed, walked to the study, and looked up to see that there was a hole in the rafters, so he must have started here. In doubt, the lazy dragon sent the parrot brother. The conductor laughed and asked him why he could steal out, and the lazy dragon told him about wearing clothes and scarves last night and pretending to be the owner to take the parrot. The conductor was pleasantly surprised. The lazy dragon is also often a little filial, and the commander is a confidant, and the lazy dragon is safe and sound. Patrol officers all over the world are biased towards raising thieves, and they have always been like this. There is a poem as proof:

How can cats and mice sleep together? Always salivate because of the taste.

The origin of the thief is a thief, can the thief party be inflamed?

That being said, there are indeed many cases of lazy dragons playing with people. There was once a blogger who got a lottery in the casino, went home with a thousand dollars, and bumped into a lazy dragon on the way. Botu pointed to the money and said, "I put this money under my pillow tonight, if you get it, I will lose the host tomorrow." If you can't take it, you invite me to eat the host. The lazy dragon smiled: "Make, make." When he returned home, he said to his wife, "Today you have harvested, and you have hidden the money under your pillow." The wife rejoiced in her heart, and killed a chicken and scalded wine to eat. The chicken can't be eaten, and there is still half of it left, so it is packed in the kitchen and goes to bed together. He also talked about the bet with the lazy dragon. Husband and wife ring each other, everyone wakes up. How do you know that the lazy dragon is already under the window at this time, and he can hear them one by one. Seeing that his wife was smart, it was difficult to start, and he had a plan. Then he went to the stove, picked up a hemp bone and put it in his mouth, and chewed it so loudly that it was like a cat eating a chicken. The woman was shocked and said, "There is also half a chicken in the boss, tomorrow is a good meal, don't be carried by this dead man." "Hurriedly got out of bed and went to the kitchen to see. The lazy dragon flashed into the patio and threw a stone down the "hole" in the well. When the blogger heard this, he was shocked and said, "Don't fall into the well for this little bit, it's not a trick." When he hurriedly went out to look, the lazy dragon had already hidden into the room and dug up money under the pillow. The couple called out in the dark, and then they knew that they were okay and returned to the room hand in hand. When I got to the bed, I saw that the pillow was removed, and when I touched the money, it was long gone. The husband and wife complained to each other: "It's innocent, and the two of them have never fallen asleep, but they were tricked by him in front of them, which is also funny." "When it was dawn, the lazy dragon returned the money and came to ask for the host. The blogger laughed, put a few hundred in his sleeve, and went to the hotel with the lazy dragon to buy wine and invite him. In the middle of the two drinking, they talked about yesterday's situation and clapped their hands and laughed.

When the restaurant heard it, he came to ask him why it was and told him. The restaurant said: "I have always heard that the means are strong, and it is true." Pointing to the tin wine pot on the table, he said, "If I can get this pot tonight, I will lose a host tomorrow." The lazy dragon smiled, "It's not difficult. The restaurant said: "I don't allow you to destroy the door, only on this table, depending on how you take it." The lazy dragon said: "Make, make." "Get up and say goodbye. The restaurant closed the door at night, and his own lights were shining everywhere, and he couldn't come in. I thought: "I stopped the light on the table, and I had to sit and guard this pot and watch him do it?" "The restaurant really sat until night, and it had no effect. The meaning was a little impatient, tired and anxious, and fell asleep. At first, it was really reluctant, but I couldn't support it, so I leaned back on the table and fell asleep, not feeling snoring. The lazy dragon had already heard it outside the door, so he quietly picked up the ridge of the roof, uncovered the roof tiles, and tied a pig's belly tightly to the thin bamboo pipe. The bamboo tube is opened through the middle section, slowly lowered, and inserted into the mouth of the wine jug. Most of the pots in the hotel have a wide belly and a narrow neck. The lazy dragon blew a breath out of the bamboo pipe on the top, and the pig's belly was about to open in the pot, and it was already full. The lazy dragon pinched the bamboo pipe and lifted the jug. The roof tiles are still built, and they do not move a single bit. When the restaurant woke up, the light on the table had not been extinguished, and the wine jug had been lost. When I got up and looked around, the window was safe and there was no leakage, and I didn't know what magical power could take it.

Another day, standing with the second or third teenagers in the Beitong Zimen Restaurant. There is a Fujian boy in the boat under the river, and the clothes of the servants are exposed on the bow of the boat, and the splendors are all stunning. There is a quilt inside, which is a Western brocade, which is even more peculiar. When everyone saw him showing off like this, they joked: "How can we take him from him, so that Bo can laugh?" Push the lazy dragon and say: "At this time, the lazy dragon will not be able to do tricks, when will it be?" The lazy dragon smiled: "Let me get him tonight, and tomorrow everyone will return him, ask him to reward money, and get drunk with the princes." The lazy dragon said, first go to the mixed hall to wash his body clean, and then come to the side of the boat to watch the movement. Guarding until the second o'clock, the son and the guests were full of heart, and they were blurred. hit a mixed shop, blew the lamp right, and slept together on the ground. The lazy dragon flickered, and it had mixed into the shops and was caught in the quilt. Talking about Fujian and China, he deliberately squeezed around in the middle of the quilt. The guests didn't sleep as expected, and complained to Luo in their mouths. The lazy dragon also made Min Yin to talk about sleep, and took advantage of the crowding to pull the different brocade quilt and roll it into a bunch. And with the sound of drowning when he fell asleep, he openly pulled open the hatch, walked out of the drowning, and jumped ashore, and all the people in the ship were unconscious. By dawn, there was no brocade quilt in the ship, and the cabin was full of noise. The son sighed very much, and discussed with the guests, but he wanted to sue the official but he was not straight, and he was reluctant to stay. had to promise a reward of 1,000 to recruit people to follow the trace. The lazy dragon got off the boat with 1,000 people yesterday, and said to Gongzi: "We have seen the lost quilt on the ship, and Gongzi has sent a reward to buy wine and eat with our brothers, and we will find it and return it." "Gongzi Lijiao took out a thousand coins and put them away, waiting to be handed out immediately. The lazy dragon said: "You can ask the housekeeper to go with us to get it." "Gongzi paid his relatives with his family and walked to Huizhou Dangnei, and recognized the brocade quilt, which was the yuanwu. Qin casually asked, "This is something from my ship, why are you here?" Dang Nei said: "One person took this quilt in the morning." When we saw this brocade, it was not from here, and we were a little suspicious and refused to pay him money. The man said, 'If you can't let go, I'll go find an acquaintance and keep the scales of money.' We say this makes. When the man was gone, he did not come. My Yuan Dao must be of unknown origin, and since it is a thing that honors the boat, it is convenient to take it. When that person came to pick him up, Xiaodang had to catch him and send him to the boat. And when the people took the brocade and returned it to the son, they spoke in the middle. Childe said: "The people on our side, but we don't lose the yuan, why do we still want to find the thief?" "I will give a thousand dollars to Lazy Dragon and a group of people who report the matter. Everyone accepted it, and they all went to the hotel and broke it. The people who came to the Yuan Dangli were also lazy Longyang and unloaded the brocade quilt there, so that they could come to ask for a reward. The list goes on and on. Precisely:

The rumor can be mounded, how thin is it to wear the mound?

If you trust the great Confucianism, it is a good joke.

The lazy dragon is certainly a good show, but if he is unhappy in his heart, even if he really plays it, it will disturb him. There is a gang of thieves who buy wine and invite the lazy dragon to Tiger Hill. The boat controls the mountain pond and suspends the rice shop in front of the river. Wear out of the store to buy firewood and wine, the people in the rice shop suspect that he is moored here to disturb and disturb, and he is violently pushed away, and he is not allowed to tie the cable. The thieves were fighting and arguing. The lazy dragon lost his eyes and said: "You can't borrow it here, let's move the boat down, don't look for a good place to go ashore, why bother to get angry?" Then he let the boat go, and the people were still angry. Lazy Dragon said: "No need to speak, I have my own disposal of him tonight." Everyone asked, and the lazy dragon said, "Go and find a standing boat, and leave a bottle of wine tonight." A knock and a warm restaurant, fire charcoal, etc., are placed in the boat. I'm going to enjoy the moonlight all the way back to dawn. You will know tomorrow, and don't tell you now. "It's the Night Tiger Hill, and the crowd disperses. Lazy Dragon asked him to meet tomorrow morning. Leave a drinker as a companion, and a boat-bearer, and come back in the boat. After passing the head of the rice shop, the store has been tightly closed. At that time, there were many people in the river who admired the moon and returned to the boat and sang about the past. The people in the rice shop are sleeping soundly. The lazy dragon put the boat on the door of the rice shop. During the day, there are eleven hoards in the corner of the store, near the water. The lazy dragon took out a knife in his sleeve, and there was a dig on the knot on the board, and the wooden knots fell out, and there was a hole in the board. The lazy dragon felt out a bamboo pipe around his waist, and the two ends were sharpened like lotus roots, and one end was inserted into the rice hoard in the plate hole, and he swung it slightly, only to see the rice in the hoard pouring down from the tube, just like pouring water. The lazy dragon raised his glass to the moon, laughing heartily, mixed with the sound of the rice, and he was unaware of the boat. The family slept in it, and I couldn't dream of it. Look at the bucket, the pipe has not to fall, I want to come to the hoarding is empty, and see that the cabin is also full. Then he called to untie the ship cable, and slowly let the boat go, and when he reached a secluded place, all the thieves came. The lazy dragon said that for the sake of it, they all laughed. The lazy dragon arched his hand and said: "Talk about the ranks, in order to answer last night's hospitality." "I took nothing from myself. It wasn't until the rice shop was opened that it was empty, and I don't know when it was lost or how it was lost.

Suzhou Xinxing hundred-pillar hats, young people all wear costumes. The Baiyun Room of the East Dao Hall on the side of the South Park is a Taoist priest, and a lot of private tops are placed in order to go out to play, so as to pretend to be a vulgar family. One day in the summer weather, discussing the tour of Tiger Hill, I have called a wine boat. The third king of the hundred yarns is the third son of the king weaving yarn, and he is good with all the Taoist priests on weekdays, and often fights with each other. The Taoist priests thought that he was accustomed to begging for cheapness, and he embarrassed the wine, so they had to hide it from him. I don't want Sha Wang San to know about this, and hate that the Taoist priest didn't come to ask him, but he asked the lazy dragon to discuss, how to defeat him Youxing. The lazy dragon agreed, and flashed to the white cloud room to take all the scarves that the people often wear. Shawang San said: "Why don't you take his new hat, what is the use of asking him to scarf?" The lazy dragon said: "If he loses his new hat and doesn't come to visit the mountains tomorrow, what's the fun?" Leave it alone, and see that I amuse him tomorrow. Shawang San finally didn't understand what he meant, so he had to leave it to him. Tomorrow, a group of Taoist priests in light shirts and short hats, dressed as young children, board a boat and wander. The lazy dragon Tsing Yi disembarked with him and sat on the helm. All the ways are only the people on the boat, and the boatmen are the attendants who follow, and they do not doubt each other. When the boat was sailed, everyone undressed and took off their hats, drank and cheered. The lazy dragon looked at the empty space, rolled up a few new hats in his sleeves, and felt out a few scarves from yesterday on his waist and placed them there. When we got to the side of the bridge and approached the shore, the lazy dragon had already jumped on the shore. A group of Taoist priests were about to wear clothes and hats to land on the shore in a chic manner, looking for hats and missing them, but there were often worn saro scarves, pressed neatly, and placed in a pile there. The crowd shouted, "Strange! Holy! Where did our hats go? The boatman said: "You clean up after yourself, why do you ask me?" The ship does not miss a needle, and the material is not lost. All the people searched again, but they were nowhere to be seen, and asked the boatman: "Just now there was a thin man in blue on your boat, who walked ashore and called him to ask him, dare he see it?" The boatman said, "Is there this man on my boat?" It is who has come down with you. The people shouted, "How many of us have come with us?" It's you who colluded with the day to steal my hat. Our hats are knotted in taels, and we will never break with you! "Hold on to the boat. The boatman did not lie down, and shouted loudly. Countless people gathered on the shore and flocked to watch.

A young man came out of the crowd, jumped out of the boat, and said, "Why is there any noise? "All the ways and the boatmen each told me. And all the ways knew the man, and the way was determined to help him. No, the man got up, and rebuked the people:

"The ranks are mostly plumes, so naturally they only wear scarves on board. Now there are many scarves, and what are the hundred pillar hats there? It's clearly a slander against the shipowner. When the people who watched heard it, they knew that it was a group of Taoist priests, and when they saw the scarf, they wanted to defraud the ship to pay for their hats, and they started shouting, and there were a few idle singles in that place who were idle to come out, stretched out their fists and grabbed their hands and said: "If the thief is unreasonable, we will beat him and send him to the official." The man shook his hand in the boat and said, "Don't do it!" Don't get your hands dirty! Wait until they go. The man hurriedly jumped ashore. The public is afraid of provoking right and wrong. Tell the boat to sail quickly. First, there is no hat, and secondly, it is seen through by others, and it is impossible to pretend, and it is not easy to climb the mountain, so I go back. wasted a lot of hosting, and ended up disappointed. Who is this man who jumped out of the boat? It was Shawang III. The lazy dragon changed the scarf into a hat, informed him, and took advantage of the disturbance to confirm the true appearance of the soil and sweep him away. When the Taoist priest went back, he still pestered the boatman. Sha Wang San asked someone to send a few hats to him in the future, and replied: "When you want to sprinkle the hat in the future, you must give a notice." "The people knew that it was Shawang San who played him, and they had heard the name of the lazy dragon, and they knew that Shawang San interacted with him on weekdays, and it was mostly the work of the lazy dragon. (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )