At that time, there was a county in Wuxi, which was extremely greedy and filthy. Someone came to say to the lazy dragon www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion: "The gold treasure mountain accumulation in the Wuxi County official office is nothing more than ill-gotten gains. Why don't you take some from him and share it among the poor? The lazy dragon listened to it in his belly, and went to Wuxi, sneaking into the official house at night to watch the movement. The yali was indeed rich, but see:

Even the box of brocade, tired of the rarity. Ingots are not wrapped in paper, folded in rows; The vessels were half non-clay, and were filled with gold and silver. The elephant has tusks in its mouth, and the stupid maid will uncover the fire; The rhinoceros has horns on its head, and the child takes it to serve the soup. I don't know that Xia Chu chased after him, and demolished a few people's flesh and bones; It is even more bracty, and it rolls up the fur everywhere. I want to pass on the children and grandchildren of the family to the parents who are shy and recognize the people.

The lazy dragon couldn't see a lot of flowers, and thought: "The heavy door is deeply locked, and the sound of bells outside is endless, so it is difficult to take more." "I saw a small box, very heavy, and it must have been pure gold and silver, slipping around me. I thought in my heart: "The things in the government will save you from guessing and guessing tomorrow, and you will succumb to those who have nothing to do." He took out his pen, painted a plum blossom on the wall next to his box, and then gently looked down from the house and went out.

After two or three days, the magistrate of the county simply ordered the eunuch bag. There was not a single small box for gold, about two hundred taels of gold, worth more than a thousand taels of silver. Looking around, I saw a plum tree painted next to it, and the ink was still fresh. The magistrate was surprised: "This is obviously not from my yali, who is in the bedroom, but calmly paints Mei as a memory?" This is no ordinary thief. and shall find him out. Then he summoned a group of quick-eyed people to be arrested, and entered the government to see the traces of the thief. Zhong Ying caught the painting on the wall and said in surprise: "The overseer, this thief knows it, but he can't get it." This is a thief in the city of Suzhou, called the lazy dragon. Wherever you go, you must write a plum branch in the owner's house as a recognition number. Its people are not more than idle means, they have to go in and out, and they are more righteous and angry, and there are many dead friends. It is important to look for him, for fear that something else will happen. Losing gold and silver is still a trivial matter, it is better to give it up, and not to provoke him easily. The magistrate was furious and said: "Look at this group of minions, since you know the name of this person, how can you not take it?" You are accustomed to colluding with thieves, deliberately shielding him with such words, and it would be good to give him one more beating! Now I want you to take the thief and send it there. If you don't bring it to me within ten days, you will die! Ying Zhu didn't dare to answer. The magistrate immediately called the study to write down the approval for the arrest of thieves, sent the first two to catch the head, and wrote Guan Zi, President Guan, Wu Erxian, it is necessary to take the lazy dragon to the official.

should be arrested helplessly, only to Suzhou to go once. When he entered the gate, he saw the lazy dragon standing at the door, so he patted his shoulder armor and said, "Old Dragon, you just took my official things, what kind of means are you using to draw plum blossoms?" What is the time that we will be brought to the throne today? The lazy dragon said unhurriedly: "Don't bother the two of you, and go to the store to sit down and talk carefully." The lazy dragon pulled two Ying Catchers to the store together, and ate wine at the head of the seat. Lazy Dragon Road:

"I'll discuss with the two of you, your county lord really wants me to be tight, why are you so tired? As long as you are calm for a day, wait for me to send a letter to him, and when he naturally collects the card ticket, I dare not ask the two of you to ask me, what is it? Ying said: "Although this is good, it's just that you have obtained more of him." He said that it was more gold, so how could he stop? We will not let you go, but we will suffer you badly. The lazy dragon said: "If you want me to go, my gold is gone." Ying said: "Where are you?" The lazy dragon said: "I will be separated from the two of you at the moment." Ying Yu said: "Don't make fun of the old dragon!" In this way, being an official is not a trick. Lazy Dragon said: "I don't usually say slosh, so I don't make fun of it." The two of them went to the house and saw it. He pulled the ears of the two people and said, "I can only look for it in the ditch at home." Ying Zhu knew his methods, and said: "If the official says this, there is really a stolen goods in my family, won't he be burdened by him?" Then he discussed: "We don't dare to ask the old dragon to go, but how can the old dragon pay now?" The lazy dragon said: "Please come home first, and I should follow." The county magistrate did not dare to mention it, and he would never get tired of it. He took out a bag of gold from his waist, about two or two, and gave it to the two of them: "The right to be the plate fee." "From the past, when a public man sees money, like a fly sees blood, and two people who should catch it and see the red gold, how can they not be on fire? Xiao Xinxin accepted it, thinking that this gold might not be the thing of this county, so she didn't dare to ask him to go with her, and said goodbye twice.

The lazy dragon got up overnight, arrived in Wuxi early, and flashed into the county order office in the evening. The county magistrate has both big and small widows, and they rest in the big widow's room this night. The little child was alone in the tent, the lazy dragon lifted the tent, reached in and touched it, and touched the green silk bun on the top, which was really like a coiling dragon. The lazy dragon gently cut off the scissors, then went to look for the printing box, and in the future, he pried it open, stuffed a bun in the box, and still closed it with him. He also drew a plum branch on the wall. Don't move a single bit, take it off lightly. The next day, when the little girl got up, his hair was suddenly draped, and he felt strange. The hand is the same, the top is not there, and he screams. He was surprised, and ran more to ask the reason. The little widow cried, "Who made me choke and cut off my hair?" "I'm busy reporting to the county. The magistrate saw that there was a head sitting in the tent, and he didn't know where to do it? If you want to be green on weekdays, it's so cute! Now he looks like this, and his heart hurts and is shocked: "The gold was lost before, and it is still being caught strictly, and this time there are villains entering the government." Something else is okay, the county seal is important. "When I took the seal box, I saw that the cover was intact and the lock and key were there. When I opened it to look at it, the seal did not move on the upper grid, and my heart was slightly relaxed. And I saw that there was hair entangled, and I lifted up the upper compartment, and there was a bun of hair at the bottom, which was scattered in the box. Simplify the other parts, and don't move a bit. I saw a plum tree painted on the wall again, and I made a pair of them. Zhixian was stunned and said: "Yuan Lai is the same person from before, seeing that I was in a hurry, he made this magic power out to report to me." Cut off the hair, clearly say that you can cut off the head, put it in the printing box, and clearly say that you can steal the seal. This thief is so profitable! The day before yesterday, the arresters advised me not to provoke him, and Yuan Laiguo was like this. If you don't stop, you will do great harm. Gold is a trivial matter, and if you can't do a few more rich people, it's easy to fill it up, don't pursue it. "Hurriedly cast lots to call the person who sent to Suzhou the day before yesterday to Xiaguanwen to be arrested to cancel the card. The two should be caught and came to the house after saying goodbye to the lazy dragon that day. As he spoke, they searched among the roof tiles of each house, and sure enough, each of them had a bag of gold. It reads the seal of the sun and the moon, which is the day before yesterday when the thieves in the county were lost. I don't know when the lazy dragon will send it to hide. The boss was shocked, and said with a pout: "I didn't take him to see the official a long time ago, he went out and searched for the stolen goods, and he couldn't wash his mouth clearly." It's just that how can I return to the words of the official now? "I called a man, and I was discussing and hesitating, when I suddenly saw a sign from the county coming. It's just that the road is to take the limit, and I am panicked, but who knows that I came to call for the cancellation of the card! Ying was asked about the reason, and he came to tell the things in the yazhong one by one, and said: "The official is not frightened at this time, and he still dares to take people?" "The party who should be arrested knows that the lazy dragon fruit is not trustworthy, and he has already got a miraculous power here, and he is a good means!

In the last years of Jiajing, a magistrate in Wujiang was corrupt and cunning. Suddenly, his confidant went to Sioux City to ask for a visit to Lazy Dragon with a dowry, and asked him to meet in the county. The lazy dragon applied for the job, and when he saw the magistrate, he said: "I don't know how to use the Xianggong to call the villain?" The magistrate said: "I have always heard your name, and there is a confidential matter for you to do." The lazy dragon said: "The villain is a scoundrel in the market, and he is a young man, so what do he want to do, the villain will not avoid fire and water." The magistrate retreated, and Mi discussed with the lazy dragon: "The inspector came to my county according to the imperial history, but he didn't come to find me." I want you to go to the procuratorate to steal his seal letter and dispose of him from being an official, so I can hurry up my heart! You have become a thing, and I will reward you with a hundred gold. The lazy dragon said: "Take it to the end, and live up to the purpose." Sure enough, I went to the middle of the night, got a procuratorate seal letter out, and handed it to the magistrate with both hands. The magistrate was overjoyed and said: "Sure enough, although the red line steals the gold box, it is just such a magical power." "Hurry to get a hundred gold and reward the lazy dragon, pay him to leave the country quickly, don't stay in the place. Lazy Dragon said: "I thank Xianggong for his generous gift, but what if Xianggong wants this seal?" The magistrate smiled: "This seal is already in my hand, and I can't help it." The lazy dragon said: "The villain is virtuous, and he has a message to say." Zhixian said: "What? Lazy Dragon said: "The villain hid in the middle of the night on the beam of the courtyard, peeking at the detailed documents under the candle of the patrol, and the pen was like flying, and the disposal was very appropriate. This man is quick and discerning, and he can't hide it. Xiang Gong understood that it was better to return the seal letter, only saying that it was obtained by the night patrol and that the thief had fled. Even though Yu Shi Ye can't be undoubted, he is feeling and afraid, and naturally he doesn't dare to be similar or different from his father. The county ordered: "Pay him back, but don't you still let him go?" Outrageous! You go your own way, leave me alone! The lazy dragon didn't dare to say anything more, and went away.

However, it was explained that the Japanese Procuratorate opened a seal in the private office for use, and only an empty box remained. He told the people of the inner class to search everywhere, but there was no trace. The procuratorate said in his heart: "There is nowhere to go, that magistrate knows that I don't care about him a little, this is his place, there must be many spies, call someone to try to get by, I have my own place." "The people were not allowed to leak this matter, but they sealed the seal box as usual, and said that they were sick, and did not open the door and sit in the hall. As soon as the text is moved, the right to issue a patrol officer to collect and store. For a few days, the magistrate knew that this was his heart disease, and he smiled secretly, but he had to say hello. When the procuratorate saw the news that the county was coming, it opened the small door and invited you to enter. Please go straight to the bed of the inner office and talk and laugh happily. Talking about folk customs, money, food, and government affairs, all of them are brave and fond of their hearts. A tea is not over, and another tea is a tea. The magistrate saw that the procuratorate treated each other like this, and he felt that he was confined to the spine, but he didn't know what the reason was. While talking, it was suddenly reported that the kitchen was on fire, and the kitchen staff of the inner class door soap rushed in one after another, only to call "The burning is coming!" Grandpa, let's go! The procuratorate changed color, hurriedly walked up, took the sealed seal box in his hand and handed it to the magistrate: "Fu Xian Ling and I escorted it out, and put it in the county treasury, so I called the husband to come and put out the fire." The magistrate made a mistake in a hurry, and it was difficult to push it, so he had to come out with an empty box. At this time, the local watermen gathered to extinguish the fire, and only burned two kitchens, and the public office was fine. The procuratorate closed the door. This consideration was paid in advance by the procuratorate after the loss of print. The magistrate went back and thought about it: "He handed over this empty box to me, if he still returns it like this, he will not see the seal letter when he opens it, and I must not be able to push this relationship." "I had no choice but to open the cover and put the seal that I had stolen the day before in the box, and seal it as before. Tomorrow ascends to the church, and the box is returned. The procuratorate kept the magistrate of the county, opened the seal on the spot, and printed many official documents that had not been issued the day before. So the day of the card started, leaving Wujiang. But he told this to the governor of the capital. The two of them will take this county lawlessness, participate in a book, and talk about him. When the magistrate was leaving, he was humane to the yamen

"This person is insightful, and I regret not saying anything, so far." Precisely:

scheming in vain, self-inflicted iniquity,

No beam is not successful, and a paste is lost.

The name of the lazy dragon is too widespread, and there are inevitably thieves elsewhere who suspect him, and some strains are connected to his body from time to time. When the Suzhou Treasury lost more than ten ingots, the public privately discussed: "This loss has no effect, is it a lazy dragon?" "The lazy dragon actually didn't steal it, and when he saw that people were suspicious of him, he wanted to inquire about it. He suspected that the treasurer knew about it, so he hid in the dark of the public in the mansion at night, and walked to the treasurer's room to listen quietly. Overheard, the treasurer said to his wife: "I took the treasury silver, and outsiders are suspicious and lazy, and I have fallen into creation." But how can the lazy dragon agree? Tomorrow, I will send the deeds of his life as a thief to the lord of the mansion, and I am not afraid that I will not use him as a top cylinder. When the lazy dragon heard this, he thought to himself: "It's not good, it's not good." It had nothing to do with me, but now the treasurer has stolen himself, and he wants to exonerate himself, and he has planted me secretly in front of the officials. The officials are single-minded, and I am not without a trace of blackness, how can I understand? It is better to flee for the sake of the above, and avoid unprovoked torture. I got up overnight and went to Nanjing. deceived the double-blind and sold hexagrams on the street. There is a Zhang Xiaoshe in Taicang Yiting in Suzhou Prefecture, who is a famous leader who knows how to know thieves. I happened to meet him on the street of Nanjing, and said, "This blind man is strange!" After a closer look, he recognized that it was the lazy dragon who deceived the makeup, grabbed him, led him to a secluded place and said: "You stole the ingots in the library, and the government is chasing them, but you came here to make up like this to dodge?" How did you hide my eyes? The lazy dragon took Xiao She's hand and said, "You know me, you should divide this matter for me, why do you say that?" The silver in the treasury was stolen by the treasurer. I had heard him and his wife whispering in their bed, and it was very true. He discussed pushing it on me, and secretly attacked the government. I was afraid that the government would believe him, so I fled here. If you go to the government and make this matter clear, not only will you be rewarded by the government, but you will also be able to discern my affairs, and I will have a small sense of filial piety to you. Don't break my way here today! ”

Xiao She was originally commissioned by the government to visit this matter, but now he got this letter, so he let go of the lazy dragon and walked back to Suzhou to make his head. Sure enough, at the treasurer's place, he chased and saw that he did not interfere with the lazy dragon. Zhang Xiaoshe's first thief was really good and received an official reward. After a while, I arrived in Nanjing again. Bumped into a lazy dragon, still walking on the street wearing a blind man. Xiao She deliberately bumped him on the shoulder and said, "You Suzhou has made things clear, why did you forget what you said the day before yesterday?" The lazy dragon said: "I have never forgotten, when you go to the ash heap at home, you will know my carelessness." Xiao She said happily: "The old dragon never lies." "Don't go back, when you get to your house, you will look in the ashes. Sure enough, a bag of gold and silver shook a quick knife with Bai Huang and buried it in the ashes. Xiao She stuck out his tongue and said, "This ruthless thief! He was afraid that I would only pester, so he thanked me with things, but he also scared me with a knife. I don't know when to put it down, it's really a divine means! I don't dare to mess with him anymore. ”

The lazy dragon met him for the second time since Xiaoshe returned to Suzhou, and he knew that it was okay. I'm afraid that someone will count him for a long time, and then he will pack up his means and never try it again. Selling divination for a few years, he lived in the temple for several years, and he had a good death. Although he has been a drama thief, he has never committed official punishment or stabbing arms. To this day, Suzhou people still say that he is cunning and funny. seems to be such a person, and he can be regarded as the hero of the villain. The opposite side is the difference between the back of the wrong, the wealth and the gain, and the forgetting of the righteousness of the profit. Besides, if this magic skill is used to steal camps and rob villages, as spies, there is no business there? It's a pity that in the peaceful world, when the text is kept, I have to use small tricks for people to talk about. Precisely:

The world is half a king now, and it is still uneven.

Looking at the deeds of the lazy dragon from the beginning, how can he be a villain! (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )