Erlang God wants to kill Zuo Huangzhe, which is obviously a strong way of expressing the exhaust gases of the digestive system. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zuo Huang Zhe smiled and turned off the monitoring mode.

If you want to kill him, you can't just spray some stench out of your stomach.

People and immortals are thousands of miles apart, let Erlang God play angrily.

At the same time.

"Didi," the chip sounded through the system set up by the mobile phone.

When I opened the system, Bigboss issued a new command: "Please proceed to the next task, obtain experimental results according to species reproduction, and search for the closest species to dragons around the world." ”

The published task is acceptable and reasonable, but why is the first item missing compared to the previous one?

"It's okay to accept the mission, but what about the rewards that you have every time before?" Zuo Huangzhe connected with Wen Hui and asked with a face.

This upset him.

According to the practice of the previous times, the bonus this time should be at least about 80,000 yuan.

This money, for a man who likes women more than a woman, is as precious as his heart, liver and lungs.

Bonus is the most effective and direct bargaining chip to stimulate work motivation, without motivation, there is no enthusiasm for work, this year he has suffered in the world, do you still need to dedicate yourself to the heavenly court?

"The boss said, in the future, you can cancel this one, you can make money by a lot of means, there are ecological parks, steel ball factories, I have already bought a villa, I have met a dignitary, and I am about to join the movie, and this reward from Heaven will be directly deducted as the expense of your hospitality in the future." Wen Hui repeated what Erlang God had just told him as it was.

Boss is their common name for Erlang God.

Originally?! Originally!!

This time it was Zuo Huangzhe's turn to be full of exhaust gas, and he was so angry that he was puffing up.

"Those are the ones I did and have something to do with him? Why did he withhold my winnings? Zuo Huangzhe's heart was clear, and the revenge of Erlang Shen's appearance began.

Wen Hui didn't say a word.

Does this need to be explained? He is the person in charge of the Heavenly Court Network, of course, he has the final say.

"Also, he said I'd circle money? I'm only going to make money, I'm going to be fans! Zuo Huangzhe stretched out his hand viciously and made a pinching motion.

What flashed in front of his eyes was the phantom of the Erlang God who was strangled by him.

The phantom of Erlang God is begging him to spare his life.

"Huh," Wen Hui gave a cold war.

These demons collided together, one more vicious than the other, and one more cunning than the other.

He decided that he must be a civilized and rational spectator in the future, and not intervene in or evaluate the lives of these demons.

Otherwise he will die without a place to be buried.

On the other side of the video, looking at Wen Hui's funny appearance of cold war, nodding and retreating, Zuo Huangzhe immediately thought of the video click rate of Zhao Yongxiang and others a few days ago, and he was overwhelmed with joy when he watched Erlang God's blind date, and he had a whim.

How about being an influencer?

Today's Internet celebrities, who are popular in half the world, make money like running water, and they don't need to work hard and effort, which is the fastest shortcut to success.

In this way, you can circle money and fans, and gain fame and fortune.

The most important thing is that after getting the money, you can use the power of the Internet and fans to mobilize the world to find the species closest to the dragon, killing two birds with one stone, and doing twice the result with half the effort.

Zuo Huangzhe, who graduated from the computer department, is very good at live broadcasting, which is difficult for him. He only needs to search for which type of Internet celebrity is the most popular and how people are doing this industry.

On the Internet, there are many reports about Internet celebrities, such as one-word horses, car wall knocks, etc., countless others.

Zuo Huangzhe decided to try it with himself first.

First of all, he has positioned himself.

Under the premise that more than 80% of Internet celebrities are beauties, it is not easy for a man to fight his way out, and he must have his own distinctive characteristics, such as being particularly ugly or particularly handsome.

Judging from his current situation, he doesn't want to make money with his face, the only thing he can rely on is martial arts, and by the way, he can also advertise the new film he participated in.

"Emperor, what's the name of your movie?" Zuo Huangzhe made a phone call to Huang Xu, and he wanted to make a short film that would start with the name of the movie.

Huang Xu, who was known as the emperor, was probably rubbing hemp, so he didn't have time to pay attention to him, so he only said four words: "The ghost of the tomb." ”

Tomb ghosts? Not bad, there are gimmicks.

Zuo Huangzhe went to the shop on Wenhua Street that specializes in opera and chose a ghost mask.

I went to the relevant departments to apply and established the Dragon Culture Communication Co., Ltd.

Subsequently, he made a spooky video on the Internet with the ancient tomb as the background, accompanied by thrilling music, accompanied by a set of pictures of himself wearing masks and posing in different places in the ancient tomb.

Finally, he opened a live broadcast room with a family man's bedroom as the background and named after the ghost of the tomb, and behind the camera, you can see several clothes on the hanger that are blown high and low by electric fans, as well as things such as knives on the table.

Soon, people began to poke in and leave messages.

"What the hell are you doing? Shouldn't the ghost of the tomb be a female ghost? ”

"Where are you a ghost, go straight to the grave keeper."

"What a word horse? It's a horse leg, and the hairs on the legs are countless. ”

"Ma Dan, I was tricked in, I thought I could see my sister paper, who knew it was Han paper, get out."

A day passed, and Zuo Huangzhe only met trolls.

Haematemesis!

……

The next day, he changed his strategy and hung himself upside down on the ceiling, performing a devouring melon seed with his head down, and the skin of the melon seeds he spat out fell from the sky.

"Demon, the level of the P map is not low, give full marks."

“+1。”

“+10086。”

Then, there's a close-up shot of the thumbs down.

A whole day passed, and the trolls were still in droves, and the income was still zero.

Squirt blood!

……

On the third day, Zuo Huangzhe began to move.

He flickered around the room, showing off his eighteen martial arts like a cloud.

"It looks like the muscles are good, and it's only when they show it that it's worth seeing."

"Are you shy?"

"Take it off, I'll give you 10,000 funny coins."

"You summoned me to fulfill a hundred of my wishes."

"Do you want to get a base?"

This time, the message he heard made him want to stand up directly.

……

In all kinds of frustration, he switched from the picture of Erlang God and Western cuties on a blind date recorded by the chip, and he should make up the numbers.

Then he rushed into the bathroom, and he wanted to rinse his miserable and injured young soul with the hot water in the showerhead.

Crystal clear, steaming hot water flowed down his bumpy muscles, and Zuo Huangzhe twisted left to see if he was pressing his fingers on various parts of his body.

"Do I have to have sex reassignment surgery to be popular?" He bowed his head in frustration.

Twenty minutes later, Zuo Huangzhe, who was washed by hot water and turned red, walked to the live broadcast room wearing a bathrobe.

Sitting listlessly in his chair, Zuo Huangzhe's eyes glanced at the screen, and he was petrified.