Zuo Huangzhe has personally experienced what is the world of beauty and thighs. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

A picture of a Western beauty and Erlang God on a blind date attracted 3,000 people to watch it at the same time in a short time.

"Where is this going on? Did you make movies or TV series? What's the name? ”

"It's funny, it's eye-catching, and it's good-looking."

"What's the name of a beautiful woman? See you for the first time, Muse, thumbs up! ”

"Are you wearing props? At first glance, it is really high! ”

"Ask, wrap, raise!"

"Buckle, phone? Both men and women await, anxious to reply. ”

And, people who rewarded began to appear, starting from ten coins, and slowly appeared one hundred, one thousand, and ten thousand, and many people asked when the live broadcast would be conducted next.

Zuo Huangzhe found that the ghost live broadcast room of the tomb seems to have opened a channel for rising on the Internet.

Erlang God, sample, didn't he deduct his bonus? When the embankment is lost, the embankment will be replenished, and all the silver will be squeezed out of him.

Not only that, Zuo Huangzhe also thought of a better way to make money.

He first informed Huang Xu to get a ten-minute short movie as soon as possible, and he would put it in the next live broadcast.

After talking about this phone call, he called Duan Xiaoxuan again and asked him to prepare various types of steel balls to send to his home, and he wanted to arrange them in the live broadcast room to make props when chatting with guests during the live broadcast.

After the preparations were ready, Zuo Huangzhe continued to dig the pit.

The first target is still Erlang God.

"Brother Wolf, tomorrow I will cook at home, please have a light meal with the third prince." Zuo Huang Zhepi didn't smile.

"It's too troublesome, just go to the restaurant." Erlang God, who has been in the sky for a long time, likes to eat seafood the most, and he drools at the thought of those shrimp soldiers and crabs.

"This time it's to apologize for my failure to save the scene, and to give me a face." The strategy of Zuo Huangzhe's plan can not be planned in vain, and the exhausted brain cells must be repaid with silver.

He has already aired the trailer of the new film "Master of the Tomb: Auspicious Three Treasures", using their hands in the kitchen, gobbling up at the dining table and a bizarre crossing of the scene, coaxing Erlang God and Nezha to play treasures, show off their skills, and attract the audience in front of the screen.

To this end, he spent a lot of money, bought a three-pound Australian shrimp and a two-pound king crab online, and checked the cooking method from the Internet.

His goal is to be an instant hit, and the Internet is excellent.

The next evening, he turned on his computer early and pointed the camera at the makeshift kitchen and dining table in the house.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Erlang God and Nezha appeared on time, still in their attire in the heavenly court.

Zuo Huangzhe made a Bluetooth and directly avoided all the conversations in the chat live broadcast room on his mobile phone from the two immortals.

He is ready to adapt to local conditions and adjust the schedule and plan of the live broadcast at any time according to the audience's feedback.

"Hey, isn't that the blind date? Why are you still wearing a robe, profession or fetish? ”

"There's another new one, how do you look like Nezha?"

The atmosphere outside the stadium is starting to heat up

Zuo Huangzhe flashed into the camera, holding a large plate with shrimp and crabs on his left and right hands.

"Third Prince, True Monarch, continue." His hand reached out to the two Great Immortals.

In my ears, there was another fierce discussion.

"The script is true, the dialogue is real, and those who don't know think it's a live broadcast of the fairy world sitcom."

"Damn, such big shrimp and crabs, is it true?"

"It's a pity, the two people in the robes, I don't know if they are real people, and whether there is fat hidden in the clothes."

"This is the auspicious Three Jewels, right? The appearance is responsible, and it lives up to its name. ”

Hearing this, Zuo Huangzhe's eyes sank, and he thought about it.

He walked outside the camera, took advantage of Erlang God and Nezha not to care, and secretly turned on the air conditioner, and set the room temperature at thirty-five degrees.

Coupled with the heating that comes with the room itself, it won't take long for everyone to shout hot.

Sure enough, Erlang God and Nezha, who were in a hurry in front of the liquefied gas, fell to the ground for a while, and couldn't find the pepper material for a while, were rudely afraid of dropping their robes and tops under the reflection of the flames, and only wore a pair of loose silk trousers that reached the top of the feet, revealing a bee waist and buttocks, lean and shapely, bright white and strong muscle texture, at first glance, it was the kind of body shape that made the otaku otaku flow and his nose bleed.

The live broadcast room is frying.

"It's a real person, hurry up and flesh them, see who it is?"

"Let me touch it, and give a direct reward of 10,000."

"I am willing to take it home for one night, and my life will come to an end."

This scene made Zuo Huangzhe suffocate into a pneumothorax.

Monks from outside can chant scriptures.

He showed off desperately for three days, attracting a bunch of trolls, and people took off his shirt and was worshiped like an idol.

In this case, don't blame him for being unkind, make good use of these two immortals.

Sitting at the dining table, the three of them formed a circle, and the chopsticks and hands were on together, each eating faster than the other, grabbing faster.

"Zhenjun, the third prince, watch a movie, the movie I'm going to participate in soon." Zuo Huangzhe raised his hand and turned on the player with the remote control.

A trailer of "Ghost from the Grave" appeared on the projector.

The tall back of a savage, the ghostly fire, the catacombs filled with ghosts crying wolves, the fighting scenes of dark arrows and swords piercing the darkness before dawn, and the bloody severed palm of a man hanging in the air, swaying from side to side in the flying snow with only half of his skin......

"The work of a three-year-old doll, childish!" Jirojin disdainfully continued to comment.

"It's boring." Nezha's cold face is like gold.

These shots, in their opinion, are like the training of the Guards on the playground, mechanical, dull, and ridiculous.

There was another discussion outside the live broadcast room.

"Hey, the two who eat shrimp and crabs, you, we, yes, counterattack, attack, of, **, silk?"

"People are struggling, have you two become gods?"

"Show your true skills, I'll go straight from a road fan to a real fan, and then give a reward of 100,000."

Zuo Huangzhe smiled, what he wanted was this effect.

"Zhenjun, can you go in?" His greasy finger pointed at the projector.

"Pediatrics." Erlang God still looks disdainful.

"Hold back the bragging, have the ability to go in." The people who participated in the live broadcast were in an uproar.

Zuo Huangzhe pulled out the two crab claws with his teeth and claws with his left and right hands, and threw them at the projector from both directions.

Erlang God and Nezha tacitly agreed, and their bodies, which were still lazy just now, turned into a straight bright spot, each rushing towards their own target.

"Bang," two puffs of green smoke rose and two bright spots disappeared on the projector.

"Ghost of the Tomb" has a sudden change in style, the scene is spectacular, and the momentum is magnificent.

Sometimes it was a headless procession of thousands of horses, each holding a sword that glittered in the sun and was sharp;

Sometimes it is a flying beauty zombie with a bewitching posture that penetrates the visual suit, bare chest and arms, and has a long tongue hanging on her pale and colorless face;

And Erlang God and Nezha, shuttling between them, the two of them used the crab claws they grabbed in their hands as weapons, attacking from afar and attacking closely, going to the sky and entering the sea, shaking the world.

Everyone was stunned, and the entire live broadcast room was silent.

"And me," Zuo Huangzhe let out a long roar, kicked his arm, twisted his body, landed on the table, grabbed a handful of steel balls with different diameters, and shot straight at the projector.

In the midst of a cold light, the bullet-like body was synchronized with the steel ball, approaching the projector almost at the same time.

"Pounce! Strike! Strike! A cloud of green smoke rose, and Zuo Huangzhe's body turned into a dragon after entering the projector.

The three phantoms put on a spectacular ghost battle on a projector.

Steel balls and crab claws, two things that are thousands of miles apart from soft and hard, blend harmoniously together as two weapons.

Who holds the color practice when dancing in the air, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple.

The real ghost inside the tomb is revealed.

Just five minutes later, the "Tomb Ghost" live broadcast room reached a new high and became the most visited live broadcast room of the day.

"Tomb Ghost" rose to the first place on the hot search list.