004 First Encounter
Do you know flowers and plants?
Do you know flowers and plants?
You know?
You?
Uncle Liu's mind echoed for a long time with the words that Fang Hua subconsciously blurted out, and he couldn't listen to anything anymore. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
A nameless fire rushed to the top of his head, if this scene happened in the anime, then in his personality, there will definitely be a red and bright flame spinning, jumping, look at my seventy-two changes!
"When I played with flowers and plants, you hadn't given birth yet!" Uncle Liu's face was blue, and his eyes were about to jump out of his eyes.
"Uh... Fang Hua fully understood the other party's strength, but it seemed that this old man's taste was not heavy, because he didn't say: I have eaten more flowers and plants than you have seen!
Fang Hua, who was in a hurry to find the right alchemy materials, had no reason to let go of the senior person in front of him, so he didn't care about the fact that the old man was choked by his own words, and asked cheekily: "That uncle, do you know a kind of flower, its center is golden yellow, with thirteen white petals, not big and small, do you know this kind of flower?" ”
Because there is only an image and a simple description of the material in the alchemy note, Fang Hua's understanding of the material is very limited, and he is not sure what kind of material is qualified and usable, so his description of the material is as detailed as possible according to the illustration in the note, and the specific utility description cannot be exposed casually.
"Humph!" The old man obviously hasn't lost his breath yet, and his angry nasal cavity made a sound, with an expression of why should I tell you, old children, old children, the older you get, the more you act as you like, and it depends on your temperament.
Fang Hua saw the hope of finding the "Ningshen Flower" and "Silver Leaf Grass" from the old man's self-satisfied and self-contained expression, so he threw away everything without hesitation in the face of the bright prospects and huge benefits, and tons of apologies and flattery were all launched at the target person, Old Man Zhang.
The work experience of the past two or three years has played a full role at this moment, because the education is ordinary, and he is the most common undergraduate monk, so the job he can find is only a sales post.
Therefore, when the people who walked through the park and passed by them, they saw a familiar sales scene that is often at the entrance of the community, subway entrance, intersection and other places with large traffic flows: a man in a cheap suit, firmly following the target customer, spitting and passionately introducing his products, that is, he has no money, otherwise he will not leave this good opportunity to you at all.
Although Fang Hua is an otaku, he has worked for two years, in order to survive, his eloquence has been exercised, of course, the most important thing is that his job is telesales, not face-to-face sales, so it is more in line with his otaku attributes: a dragon online, and a worm offline.
Just when the old man had been basically deflated by Fang Hua's tons of apologies and sycophants, a delicate voice sounded at this critical moment, interrupting Fang Hua's super-level performance.
"Hey, who are you, why do you keep pestering my grandfather?!"
"Huh?" Fang Hua turned his head to look and found a young beautiful girl with a ponytail, squinting at herself with a disgusted expression of looking at bedbugs, this kind of look reminded Fang Hua of the arrogant heroines in countless anime he liked, and the expression when she disliked the protagonist at the beginning, such as my sister can't be so cute.
Uh, no, it shouldn't be this kind of reaction at this time, people are disgusting themselves, they are really disgusting!
I saw the contemptuous eyes of the beautiful girl with a ponytail, and first glanced at her clothes, cheap suits. Then, he glanced at his appearance again, and the disgust on his face became thicker and thicker.
On the big weekend, still wearing a suit, or a cheap suit, eighty percent of what kind of real estate agent, hum! Once because of a phone call from a real estate agent, she suffered a big loss and lost a big ugly, so she sent four to the lamp, and she will not share the sky with the real estate agent in the future!
"Hmm!!" Fang Hua felt that he had been insulted, and the beautiful associations that had arisen just now because of the wrong brain circuit were instantly forgotten.
You can dislike my taste in dressing, because in fact, this style of clothing is not what I like, but the work requirements of my telesales position, and I don't know how the company thinks about it, since I sit in the office all day long, make calls, do sales, why do I have to learn from those offline salespeople, requiring uniform formal wear, and I had to spend a lot of money to buy such a set of work suits.
The most important thing is that as soon as he left the company, he ruthlessly exposed the nature of his work, and those who wore cheap suits to and from work all day this year were either real estate sales or insurance sales, in short, they were not welcomed.
But after you look at my face, what does it mean that your expression is more and more disgusted? My face,I think I'm still a little handsome.,Although it's because it's deeper into the house.,Maybe,Perhaps,Maybe it's contaminated with some otaku bad temperament.,But,I'm definitely inheriting all the advantages of my parents.,The final collection of appearances.,You are never allowed to make this kind of expression.。
So, Fang Hua, who was still thinking about whether to have a good relationship with his sister-in-law and maybe save the country, directly chose to turn his head and ignore the other party, and then continued to try to impress the old man.
But this choice to ignore it obviously completely angered Liu Wen'er, and one sentence can describe her mood at the moment: she has grown so big, she has never been ignored by anyone like this, especially the opposite sex.
As soon as the little girl's delicate temperament came up, it was God who blocked and killed God, and the Buddha destroyed the Buddha.
"You go away, don't pester my grandfather!" Liu Wen'er was like a kitten protecting food, completely fried, and drove Fang Hua away like a fly with one hand.
"Hey, I'm so grumpy!" Fang Hua also has a fire in his stomach, he hasn't gotten an answer from the old man for a long time, he is in a hurry, in the final analysis, he attaches too much importance to the alchemy notes he got from his adventures, he wants to confirm as soon as possible whether the things in it can be realized, whether they can help him, this is the key to whether he will drink soup or eat meat in the future.
"Eh, you two little guys gave me a stop." Uncle Liu saw that this situation was not right, the two little guys were going to fight, and his native voice came out in a hurry, and he hurriedly separated the two, "Why is the temper of the young people so explosive now, and they want to fight if they don't agree with each other!" ”
"Humph!" This is Liu Wen'er's nasal voice.
"Humph!!" This was Fang Hua's nasal voice, which was deliberately dragged out a little.
"Humph!!" This is Liu Wener's counterattack, which is a higher note.
"Eh, what are you two going to do, you can do it, I really convinced you." Uncle Liu feels that he has really lived for a long time, and he can't understand this ever-changing society and young people in the new era, "Alas, it's all spoiled by your family, and you don't look like you are used to it." ”
Saying that, Uncle Liu hated iron and couldn't make steel, and nodded Liu Wen'er's forehead, and immediately, Fang Hua saw what Oscar-level acting skills are.
I saw Liu Wen'er change from the momentum just now to Chu Chu pitiful in a second, from a fried cat to a big-eyed cute pet, and I don't know when, a layer of mist appeared in his eyes, looking at his grandfather pitifully, coupled with a sweet and deadly long voice: "Oh, grandpa, it hurts!" ”
"Shhhhhh Fang Hua's goosebumps fell to the ground, he knew that this demon girl on the opposite side was not something he could deal with, so I couldn't afford to provoke and hide? So, in desperation, he was ready to retreat temporarily, anyway, he knew that there was such a magical old man in the community, the master was there, he couldn't run, and he would find a chance another day.
Seeing that the grandfather and grandson on the opposite side were staging a loving drama that they didn't know how many times they had practiced every day, Fang Hua found a gap and interjected: "Then uncle, I won't bother you, let's go first!" ”
"Humph!" Liu Wen'er, who had just been fully engaged in subduing his grandfather's dissatisfaction, replied with a faint nasal voice in seconds, and this nasal response was full of the contempt of the victor and the pride in his own strength.
Fang Hua could only recite silently in his mind a hundred times: Good men don't fight with women!
"Oh, wait a minute, I'll tell you the answer I guessed directly, and you can go back and verify it yourself and see if it's right." Uncle Liu is obviously a good person, he took Qiao for a while before, and when he was leaving, he still gave his help, "The kind of flower you mentioned earlier, I feel that it should be a daisy, but the petals seem to be a little more; The one in the back,I feel a bit like morning fog grass.,Whether it's specific or not.,It's up to you to verify it yourself.。 ”
"Ah, thank you so much, thank you, thank you!" Fang Hua didn't expect the surprise to come so suddenly, when he didn't expect it at all, and felt that there was no drama, he got the information he wanted.
"Grandpa, why are you helping him." Liu Wen'er didn't like Fang Hua anyway, so he didn't want his grandfather to give him any help, and after speaking, he stabbed Fang Hua again with disgust and disgust.
But Fang Hua, who had gone through all the twists and turns to get the news he wanted, didn't mind the other party's disgusted eyes at all, but gave her a smile back, after all, it was the news given by someone's grandfather, Fang Hua didn't look at the monk's face and looked at the Buddha's face, so he didn't care about a little girl.
"Huh!" Liu Wen'er didn't expect Fang Hua to react like this at all, she was taken aback by his pure smile, and couldn't understand what he thought.
Seeing Liu Wen'er's surprised expression, the smile on Fang Hua's face became even stronger, and Liu Wen'er's stunned expression just now returned to viciousness in an instant.
It can only be said that some people are destined enemies, born incompatible, no way!