Uncle Zhang misunderstood Fang Hua's actions. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When he got up early this morning, he went out for a walk as usual, exercised, and prepared to see the situation of some flowers and trees waiting to bloom in early spring, which is his biggest hobby.

The days after retirement are relatively monotonous, peaceful, the children have their own families, and they can't always be by their side, although they are in the same city, but the city is too big, especially Haidu, the largest city in the country, from this end to that distance, and a business trip to other places is no different.

Uncle Zhang's children live on the other side of the river, and it takes more than an hour to come here, so he only comes to see once or twice a month, and he can only have fun by himself when he is not accompanied by his children.

When he worked, he worked in the agency, because the level was low, and the department was relatively unimportant, so he went to work every day to read the newspaper and drink tea, chat with the mountains, and his biggest hobby was to fiddle with some flowers and plants, the original intention was just to pass the time, and by the way to add a little vitality to the office.

Now that I'm retired, my hobbies have naturally developed into the theme of my life, and Uncle Zhang also thinks it's good, it's much better than those old men who are not ashamed and don't have shame and get together with some old ladies to dance square dances, right?

In short, Uncle Zhang thinks so, and his life is quite fulfilling, especially after the people in the neighborhood committee know his ability, they occasionally ask him to help deal with some related matters. Uncle Zhang lives in this community of the green area is quite large, especially about the small park, there are some ornamental, a little precious flowers and trees, need people to pay attention to it from time to time, Uncle Zhang is now a supernumerary member of the street office, nothing to go to the small park to wander, part-time care of the growth of flowers and vegetation.

This feeling of being valued and needed is the favorite of the elderly.

So, Uncle Zhang walked around the community every day full of energy, for this matter, his children still have a lot of opinions, thinking that he is retired, he has to live a quiet life, don't do any part-time work, there is no benefit, and he took some responsibilities in vain, but in the end, he still couldn't resist the insistence of the old child, pinched his nose and let him decide, which is also partly because he can put his spirit down because of something to do, and it will not be too boring.

But today, Uncle Zhang's good mood early in the morning has become less wonderful because of a strange person.

From the beginning of the community, he noticed a young man in a cheap suit, rummaging around in the various green belts of the community, and he didn't know whether he had lost something or was looking for something.

Then, as if he had found nothing, the boy went straight to the park, and stretched out his claws to the flowers and plants in the park.

So, Uncle Zhang couldn't bear it anymore and decided to stop it, he silently walked to the side of the man in the suit, and heard the man muttering in his mouth: "It's not like, it's not like this!" ”

Then, unprepared, I heard a faint sentence in my ear: "What is not like? ”

"Ahh Fang Hua was frightened, he couldn't help but scream, and then dodged to the left sharply, hoping to distance himself.

"Eh, what's your kid's name in the morning!" Uncle Zhang was also shocked by Fang Hua's reaction, fortunately he was physically strong and there was nothing wrong with his heart, otherwise he might not have been scared by this close-up scream.

"Uncle, why are you walking silently, I don't know that people are scary, scared to death!" Fang Hua rolled his eyes when he heard this, it was really the wicked person who sued first, and the resentment in his heart boiled even more.

"Don't do bad things and don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door, honestly, what bad things are you going to do?" Uncle Zhang completely ignored Fang Hua's complaint, at this moment, the soul of his party members for more than 30 years burned, in order to protect the property of the country and the people from being violated, he was fearless, he was righteous Ling Ran, at this moment, he was not fighting alone, the revolutionary pioneers, people with lofty ideals were all around him, giving him infinite courage and majesty, and all the bad guys will be judged justly.

Eh, the above are all the things that flashed through Fang Hua's mind for a moment after seeing Uncle Zhang's angry eyes and righteous Ling Ran's demeanor, although the description is a bit funny, it is undeniable that the meaning expressed should be accurate.

"Uncle, I didn't do anything bad, I just enjoyed the flowers." After Fang Hua came back to his senses from the righteous gaze, he responded weakly.

"Flower viewing?" Uncle Zhang obviously got the bonus of justice value from the weak response of the prisoner opposite, and his tone rose a notch out of thin air, at this moment, a group of singers in the singer possessed, and reprimanded angrily in a high voice, "Are you enjoying flowers?" You obviously want to pick flowers! ”

"Uh, uncle, my orientation is normal!" I really couldn't hold back, Fang Hua answered in a low voice.

"Huh?" Uncle Zhang once again aggravated the deterrence of the righteous gaze, "Don't smile at me, honestly, what do you want to do?" ”

After a little hesitation, Fang Hua decided to tell the truth, on the one hand, he was really not good at making up lies, and on the other hand, he felt that the truth was not an unforgivable sin, "Uncle, let me tell you the truth!" ”

So, it took about a few minutes for Fang Hua to explain the facts of his crime clearly.

"That's it?" Uncle Zhang was very disappointed, he finally had an opportunity to show his party spirit, revolution, and sense of justice, but he only caught such a small shrimp, which was really discouraged.

"Well, it's not like I don't know anything about this, so I just want to look around and see if I can be lucky enough to bump into the kind of flowers and plants I was looking for."

"Well," Uncle Zhang looked at the harmless faces of the humans and animals squeezed out by Hua below, and decided to give up pursuing this little shrimp, "Then tell me what kind of flowers and plants you are looking for." ”

"Hey, uncle, do you know flowers and plants?" Fang Hua's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he blurted out a question.

And this thoughtless sentence completely ignited Uncle Zhang's anger value, far exceeding the anger value of justice just now!

You can question my character, but you can't question my hobbies!

Usually, Fang Hua responds to those who look down on his special interests like this, the most annoying thing is those who don't understand anything and casually label me as a weird, no quality!

But today, his unintentional question completely stimulated a senior who has only hobby in the past 30 years to be the old age of flowers and trees, and the house of flowers and trees.

If that's a kind of otaku, too.