Chapter 3: My father's surname is Wu and not Wang

In the entire police station, there was only one room with the lights on, and I knew that it was the duty room. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info I walked into the hallway, and the woman who came with me from the graveyard kept pulling my arm, her face full of joy. I tried to pull it a few times, but it didn't pull it open, and she still pulled it, but I looked up at the sign in the hallway and thought about it.

"Well, I'll go to the bathroom, can you wait for me here?"

The woman quickly shook her head, my face changed, and I shouted, "Obedient, wait here!" ”

She looked at my face and nodded aggrievedly, and I made my way to the bathroom. I've been drinking a lot of wine, I've been holding it all the time, and I need to release it urgently, of course, I've been in it for a while, and she's asleep or lost, and it has nothing to do with me. Thinking so in his heart, he found a pit and squatted down, lit a cigarette, took out his mobile phone, and clicked on WeChat, and then sent a message to Liu Ke on a whim, saying that he was going to his father's grave, and then picked up a beautiful woman, and now he is at the police station, do you say it is a female ghost? He sent me a message back, saying, "Sleep well when you're drunk, what kind of dreams do you have, think it's a chat, wake up, and think about tomorrow's work."

I scoffed at his unimaginative pseudo-literature and art, and after a few nonsense words, I heard footsteps outside, and then I heard human voices coming.

"Are you sure your brother fell into the toilet?"

"Yes, police uncle, my brother said to go to the toilet and then he didn't come out, will he... Woo..."

"Okay, call brother, I'm not that old, besides, it's impossible for our toilet here to fall down."

"Woo... Save my brother..."

"Well, it's true that adults nowadays can be washed away by water when they go to the toilet."

I listened to the voice and said to myself, "Damn, you will call the police!" "What kind of logic did I say when I went to the toilet and fell in, but knowing that my plan had failed, I quickly cleaned up and stood up, and the footsteps entered, I pushed open the door and saw her and a policeman.

"Isn't that it?"

When she saw me, her crying stopped, and she cried out with joy, "Brother...", and then came and grabbed my arm.

"You, how do you do a guardian, knowing that the subject of your guardianship has intellectual problems and leaving her alone for such a long time!"

"Comrade policeman, what about me, I have a bad stomach."

The policeman looked at me a few times, turned to leave, and then thought of something.

"Isn't there a public toilet outside, come to the police station to rub the toilet, I have a lot of ideas."

I hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, it's dark, and when I see the words, I think it's a toilet." ”

"Less nonsense, is there such a magnificent toilet, ID card!"

I quickly took out my ID card and handed it over, and the police looked at it, and then I was right, and I probably didn't think it looked like it.

"I was eighteen at the time, relatively young."

The policeman threw his ID card over and said impatiently, "Hurry up!" "I grabbed my ID and was about to leave, when the woman I picked up pulled at my arm.

"Comrade policeman, I didn't come here to go to the toilet, I came to report the crime, someone lost something and I picked it up."

The policeman looked back at me twice, full of suspicion.

"Go to the duty room and say, I didn't expect you to pick up gold."

I followed the police, dragged the woman, and walked to the duty room. When I entered the duty room, I saw a policeman lying on the bed, playing games with his mobile phone in his hand.

"Why did you come back?"

"Someone reported the crime and picked something up."

I stood opposite, looked around, there was a policeman on duty on the wall, it was written Wang Dong, Li Chong, and photos, the one who came here was called Wang Dong, and the one lying on the bed was called Li Chong.

Wang Dong began to take out a pen and notebook in the drawer, ready to take notes, Li Chong glanced at us, continued to play the game, and asked symbolically: "What did you pick up?" ”

"People."

"What you picked up?"

"West Hill Cemetery."

Wang Dong looked at me with a book and a pen, Li Chong didn't react at first, but now when he heard this, he sat up and stopped playing the game in his hand.

"Again, what did you pick up?"

"I went to my father's grave at the West Hill Cemetery today and picked up a person."

The two of them turned their heads, looked at each other, and then looked at me again, and next to me was the woman, her head down, and her fingers scratching my clothes.

"What about people?"

Li Chong asked tentatively, but I didn't care, and said casually: "It's right in front of me." The two looked at each other again, and their faces became even more ugly.

"Are you sure?"

I pulled out the woman next to me: "This is the woman." ”

The two breathed a sigh of relief, Wang Dong slapped the notebook on the table, and said with a cold face: "It's fun, you know that a false case like this is to go to jail." ”

I hurriedly explained: "Officer Wang, this is not my sister, this is really what I picked up from the grave." ”

Li Chong also looked at me and said lukewarmly: "People now, it's really just... I don't even want my own sister anymore. ”

"Okay, I know that she came to report the case just now, so that you think this woman is my sister, but the problem is, she is really not, don't you believe it, ask my neighbors, my dad is only my son, more than 20 years."

The two looked at me and shook their heads, Wang Dong was about to pack up the book and no longer make records, I hurriedly went over and held it down: "Officer, you check your household registration system, take a look and you will know, you said that I now have no basis to bring back such a woman, Uncle Wang of the neighborhood committee saw it, I still have to come to you tomorrow to stay, maybe it will become the crime of abducting a girl, if one can't hold it, it will become the crime of seduction, I am not an official, it is impossible to sentence a prostitute to an underage girl." ”

Wang Dong looked at my gushing nonsense, pulled out the notebook in my hand, and said: "A person with an IQ like her, do you think she will call someone brother casually, and will she casually worry about falling into the toilet alone?" ”

Li Chong started playing games again, and said while playing: "Maybe your dad has it outside, but he hasn't told you." ”

As soon as I heard this, didn't this slander my father's loyalty to my mother for more than 20 years! slapped his palms on the table, and said angrily: "My father's surname is Wu Bu Wang, and I am not called Xiao Ming, where did I get such a fast reproductive ability, and I will have an eighteen or nineteen-year-old sister in four years of college." ”

Li Chong smiled and said: "It's not that the surname Wang can leave seeds everywhere." Then he suddenly thought that Wang Dong was still sitting next to him, so he quickly got up and said, "Dongzi, I didn't mean your father." ”

Wang Dong probably thought that I was deliberately joking with his surname, and his face was even colder.

"Sit back!"

I didn't dare to throw wild for them at the party station, so I sat back on the opposite side and said as I retreated: "Officer, I really picked her up in the Xishan cemetery, I brought her back because I saw her pitiful, please go into the household registration system to check." ”

Wang Dong turned his body and turned on the computer next to him, Li Chong finished the game, put down the phone, and looked at it solemnly for the first time.

"Alas, don't say it, you really don't look alike, anyway, you can pick up such a beautiful sister in a trip to the cemetery, it's really lucky."

"The beautiful may not be a person, but a ghost."

"Female ghost, well, it's possible, so are we playing a modern version of Liaozhai?"

"ID card!"

I hurriedly handed my ID card to Wang Dong, Li Chong sat at the head of the bed and said with a smile: "Have you ever started a family?" ”

I quickly shook my head.

"Is there a subject?"

I shook my head again.

"I said, isn't it that your father really can't stand it, so he will send a female ghost to you."

I whispered, "If only it were a female ghost." ”

"You, go back and write a novel of "There is a Demon Ghost Living in My House", and post it at the starting point, or on some website, maybe it will still be very popular?"

I really don't want to chat with this second goods, I picked up a mentally retarded beauty here, looking at the IQ of seven or eight years old, can I be happy, and write novels, it's enough to take care of people's hearts.

"Smack!"

Over there, Wang Dong threw his ID card on the table, Li Chong looked at it on the computer, and then said with a smile: "Congratulations, Mr. Wu Liangfeng, you really picked up your sister." ”

I stood up and ran to the table, wanting to take a look, Li Chong turned the computer screen over, and my eyes were staring at the screen, which really said "Wu Qiuyue." ”

"The good wind has letters, the autumn moon is boundless, and I owe it... Your father is still a fan of Jin Yong, quite Wei Xiaobao. ”

"Your father is Wei Xiaobao, are we hallucinating, rubbing our eyes, let's see."

Wang Dong and Li Chong looked at me like idiots.

"Did you make a mistake, there are a lot of people with the same name and surname in the world, try again?"

Wang Dong impatiently poked my ID card with his finger a few times.

"Look at the ID number."

I corrected the ID number, and there was nothing wrong with that.

"Isn't it, something is wrong with your system?"

Wang Dong turned his head to look at me and said, "If you do this again, I will sue you for disturbing the law and order and detain you, believe it or not?" ”

I hurriedly begged for mercy: "Officer, I have lived for more than 20 years, and I didn't know that I had a sister, and I never knew that you suddenly made one for me now, how do you make me believe it, how can I tell others." ”

"What do you want me to get it for you, look, this is what your father Wu Yun changed three years ago."

I poked my head over to see which change was really my dad's name, and the time was July 18th, July 18th, which I remember too clearly.

"No, I graduated on July 16, and my dad died on July 17, how could I come to apply for this account on July 18?"

Li Chong looked at me and said with a smile: "Maybe he feels guilty and can't look at death, so..."

"Hey, be respectful, besides, you're atheists."

Wang Dong stood up, took out the handcuffs, and leaned me up.

"You can see clearly, your father died on the night of July 18, he came here the day before to complete the formalities, the date of death was also reported by you, there is a certificate from the neighborhood committee, I think you came to make trouble on purpose, don't squat for a day, you don't give up."

Li Chong took Wang Wangdong's handcuffs away, and said with a smile: "Dongzi, don't be angry, let's talk about it, how much inheritance did your father leave you, so that you are planning to dispose of your sister?" ”

I always remember that my dad died on July 17, how could it be July 18, did I report it wrong, impossible, what does the neighborhood committee's certificate say, was I too sad at the time, I wrote the date wrong, or did I really remember the wrong date, or, I was really dreaming, the grave was fake, the beautiful women I picked up were fake, and the police station here was also fake.

Looking back, Wang Dong was angry, Li Chong was laughing, the woman who picked it up, the one named Wu Qiuyue, my sister fell asleep with her back on the chair at this time, with long eyelashes, a fair face, saliva flowing from the corners of her mouth at this time, everything is so real.

"Boy, let me tell you, if you have a monopoly on the family property, abandon your sister at will, or if your sister has any accident, we will all regard you as the first person responsible, the first suspect."

The voice was so clear, the dream was so ridiculous, I sat down in my chair and slammed my head backwards twice, it was a fucking pain - it wasn't a dream!

"Officer, could you please let me see which information again?"

Wang Dong got out of the way, I went over, my eyes stared at the screen, word by word, no mistake, the person I picked up, it was really my sister, it was added by my father before he died, it seems that he probably knew that his limit had come, and he felt ashamed of this girl, so he did this, maybe he wanted to tell me, but unfortunately we had an opinion that night, and then it has not been spoken, and it has become a secret that will never be known.

"Hurry home, and we have reasonable grounds to suspect that you want to abandon your sister in the wilderness, and if there is a second time, we will arrest you for intentional homicide."

I staggered over, looked at the sleeping man in the chair, and gently woke up.

"Hmm~ brother... Will we be able to go home? ”

Sleepy-eyed, a different kind of beauty.

"Well, go home."

She stood up, then put herself on my neck and closed her eyes again, like a child.

I had no choice but to remove her hand, then carry her on my back, walk out of the police station, and go home.