Chapter 2: Unprofessional Female Ghost

If there really are lives in the world, then there should be gods, and if there are gods, then there are ghosts, because Ultraman exists to fight small monsters, and gods exist to destroy ghosts. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Looking at the figure walking over, I actually thought about these things in my heart, and of course I thought of a lot of terrible jokes about the grave. If that's true, I'd love to see the world of legends, even if it dies suddenly, better than it is now.

I lit a cigarette and waited for the figure to come.

"Brother, take Xiao Yueyue home, Xiao Yueyue knows it's wrong."

The figure that came over suddenly crawled on my lap, and said pitifully, his voice a little choked.

I reached out and touched his hair, wondering if it was the bloody and hideous face of the Japanese horror movie, or the glamorous and bewitching face of the domestic Liaozhai.

"Brother, take Xiao Yueyue home."

I reached out and picked up her messy long hair, and what I saw was a dirty face, although it was a little hazy, but I could still see that her facial features were exquisite, especially her eyes, with tears, bright with a little grievance, very pitiful.

"Brother..."

"Oh, Chinese ghost, let me tell you, you don't have to make up these excuses to lie to me, whether you want to eat your heart or inhale yang qi, I will obey, you don't put on makeup and cry, then I will die."

The female ghost who was crawling on her lap suddenly giggled, slowly got up, and hugged me. I closed my eyes and said in my heart: "It's really not a cover for chatting fast, I have written all the tricks of Chinese female ghosts." ”

"Brother, you're not angry, are you?"

I'm all set, you're putting your mouth to your neck, what the are you doing.

"I said, you just have to say it, this is my father's tomb, I died here, our father and son can be reunited soon."

"Brother, will you take me home?"

"Okay, I'll take you back to my hometown, hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

The female ghost who was crawling on her neck suddenly jumped up, jumped like a child, took my hand and said, "Let's go." ”

Where am I stunned, what is this for? No wonder my country's horror movies have been made into comedies, you ghosts don't go to the road, I said whatever you want, if you don't do it, what are you going to do?

I broke her hand away and said helplessly: "Eldest sister, it's good for you to be a ghost professional, I'll let you pick it, what else do you want?" Have you watched too much "A Chinese Ghost Story" in front of you, let me tell you, you are not Nie Xiaoqian, and I am not Ning Caichen, the two of us are prostitutes and **, hurry up, don't play that kind of vain thing. “

"Brother, you..."

The female ghost who was thrown away stood there with tears in her eyes, looking aggrieved and wanted to cry.

"I said, have you watched too many Korean dramas in front of you, I'm not your Oba, it's your food, do you want it?"

"Brother... Satsuki is wrong, shall we go home? ”

"Please, let's change the line, if you don't keep your mouth shut, I'll leave."

I'm so speechless, to what extent were you severely poisoned by youth idols during your lifetime, and you are so sensational about being a ghost. I stood up and looked into her timid eyes.

"I'll give you one more chance, I... Want... Walk... Finish. ”

As I spoke, I walked a few steps, and the female ghost actually followed, I hurriedly walked a few steps, and she hurriedly followed.

"I said, can we not play like this?"

"Brother, take Satsuki with you, okay?"

I shook my head helplessly, there are too many undedicated people in this society now, those who act in movies are directors, those who sing are directors, those who write books are directors, screenwriters are also directors, officials are in business, those who are in business are CPPCC, those who are engaged in sports are stars, directors and stars are forced to take drugs, and now they are not professional in ghosts.

Whatever, I'll go, I'll go, regret it, you pounce. I didn't look back, I went all the way down the mountain, and then I came to the side of the road, and was about to stop the car, but the female ghost actually followed me prettyly, and stood not far from me, bowing her head slightly.

"Hey, are you a ghost?"

"Brother, Xiaoyue is wrong, don't scold Xiaoyue, okay?"

Crisp like the voice of a kindergarten child, I really can't communicate with you.

I walked and waited for the taxi to come, and it looked like I had walked about two miles.

"Brother, Xiaoyue can't walk, can you carry it?"

Damn, what are you arrogant, you're a little shorter than me, you can't walk, liar! I stopped, and there was a taxi coming, I hurriedly stopped and was about to get in the car, but when I saw the female ghost coming, she grabbed my arm, lowered her head slightly, and cried and said, "Brother, don't leave Xiaoyue, Xiaoyue is wrong, and she will never run away from home again." ”

Broke her hand and sat inside.

"Downtown."

The taxi driver didn't drive, just looked at me silently.

"Can you see her?"

The taxi driver gave you me a nonsense expression, I damn it, it turns out that it's really not a ghost, and I wasted half a day's expression. But big brother driver, what kind of eyes do you look at me now?

"That, I don't know this person, she... She has a problem here. ”

I pointed to my head and explained to the driver, but the driver still looked at me with that kind of disdain. I turned my head and saw the woman outside the car window, her head down, tears falling from her eyes.

"Hey, don't you act, okay, go back wherever you come from."

"Brother... Whining... Don't be a little moon... Woo..."

Hey, you're such a big person, why are you crying, I don't know you.

"Go down!"

The driver next to me shouted, I looked back at him with a look of righteous indignation, and quickly explained: "What about this person, I really..."

"I don't pull a wolf-hearted thing like you!"

Big brother, don't you behave so conscientiously and morally, do you dare to go over and help an old lady who has fallen, really. I slandered in my heart, and said helplessly: "Get in the car." ”

The woman in front of me burst into tears and laughed, got into the back seat, and the driver looked at me dissatisfiedly before driving.

"I said, are you happy to be like this just to save this fare?"

I looked through the rearview mirror of the car and looked at her happy expression, and although there were tears on her face, the joy was still unmistakable.

"Brother, you forgive Xiao Yueyue, right?"

A look of successful tricks.

The driver next to me looked at me coldly and said: "Young man, the most important thing in life is your relatives, even if you have thousands of family property, no relatives, you still have nothing, the same, no matter how poor you are, you can't forget your relatives, right?" Besides, they are all brothers and sisters of the same mother, even if they have a problem with their brains and become a burden, they can't be thrown into this wild place, you feed a cat and a dog, you have feelings, right? If you really have difficulties, go to the government, and if you can't hold on, look at those moral models. ”

The driver here treats me as a big brother who dislikes my mentally handicapped sister, and I educate myself with good intentions, and in the back, the perpetrator plucks my ears one by one, and then laughs, I really can't help but kick a glance, she quietly lowers her head, and then after a while, comes again, and I am going to collapse.

"Big brother, you're so right."

I'm full of tears now, what kind of day is this, I resigned, I went to my father's grave, and I encountered such a bloody thing.

"Young people, the social pressure is high, the family pressure is not small, and the mother-in-law at home is not worrying, pinch it, do this kind of thing, it is also a ghost, it is good to understand the mistake, go back and explain it well, family, there is nothing that can not be discussed."

Big brother, you've watched too many domestic dramas, where did you get so many plots, I don't think you should drive a taxi, just go to the starting point to write a novel, maybe you can become a god.

"Brother, what you said is so right, do you think you can send us to the police station in Jinyang District?"

When the driver's eldest brother heard my good attitude of admitting my mistake, his tone immediately became much better, and he readily agreed, and then asked puzzledly: "Where do you live?" ”

"No, you said that I just went to my father's grave, and suddenly a sister ran out, I have to say a word to the police uncle at the police station, or one day I will be convicted of abducting and selling girls."

The driver's eldest brother's face changed instantly, and then he kept looking back at me and the female ghost behind him, looked at it several times, and asked in disbelief: "Where did you really pick it up?" ”

"yes, do you think I can't carry it?"

The driver's face turned a little pale this time, and he quietly poked his head over to me and asked, "It can't be..."

"Ah~"

The two of us were talking to each other when one of us suddenly came in from the middle of the line and asked with a smile, "What are you whispering?" ”

The driver's eldest brother's hand trembled, the car hit a flower, and we almost became ghosts, but fortunately he stopped the car even though he hugged the steering wheel.

Where he sat panting constantly, I was startled and steadied myself.

"It's so fun, let's do it again, brother~"

The woman in the back shook my shoulder as she spoke. The driver swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said to me tentatively, "If you don't get out of the car, I won't charge you." ”

I reached out and patted him on the shoulder, smiled and said, "You just drive well, I just let her eat her heart and lungs..."

The driver's legs trembled, his hand on the steering wheel began to tremble, and the other hand fumbled to open the door.

“… It's all right, we'll just send people to the police station. ”

I gasped, the driver's eldest brother reached out and touched the sweat on his face, his lips moved, he wanted to say something, and then he didn't say it after all, his hand trembled and twisted the key twice, before he lit the fire and slowly drove the car back.

This time he was much quieter, and took us all the way to the Jinyang police station, and I got out of the car and took out a piece of money and handed it over.

"Enough should be enough, right?"

The driver's eldest brother took the money and looked at it, threw it out the window, and rushed out of the police station with a roar, I looked at the distant car in confusion, and then looked at the money that fell on the ground.

Big brother, I didn't mean to, how do I know to pull the next dark coin in my pocket?

"Brother, are we home?"

I looked at the beautiful woman next to me and smiled and said, "Yes, I'm home." Then he walked to the police station. She followed me closely, tugging at my cuffs.