Chapter 127: Go back on a high note

After dinner, Cheng Qianxun took the basin of water to the outside of the house, put a wet cloth into her skirt and wiped it casually, and after staying in the church for three nights, she felt that she tasted like stinky salted fish. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info doesn't rub there anymore, she can't stand it, I really don't know what it's like to not wash for the rest of her life. Perhaps at that time, the amniotic fluid of a woman giving birth was cleaner than that of her body.

After entering the house to bake the fire, Regel and the others, in order to get closer to the smell of medieval people who have not bathed for thousands of years, only wiped their private parts with a cloth.

When Rudolph, the last of whom came out, came in, it was already dark outside, and the sound of wolf howling rang out from time to time.

Rudolph wriggled his body from time to time and frowned, "Why is it so itchy?" ”

Unable to scratch it with his hands, he found a pillar and was about to rub it up. Regel teased, "As a knight, you can't tickle it." ”

"It's itchy!" Rudolph couldn't stand it anymore, and scratched his hands stiffly, when suddenly he seemed to grasp something, and when he caught it, he immediately cried out: "Lice! ”

"Lice grown? Normal, normal, no bathing, pustules. Regel laughed, and then he didn't feel right, and his hand reached behind his back to tickle.

"Don't, I'll come!" Cheng Qianxun stopped, stepped forward, and helped Regger take off his shirt: "You have a lot of strength, be careful of hurting yourself." Sneijder, you go and have a look at Rudolph. ”

I took off my clothes and checked carefully, and sure enough, there were lice. Legel also cried out suddenly: "No, I'm going to take a shower, I can't stand it." ”

"Who said you still have to take a bath? Bear with me! As long as we find a way to send that bastard to hell, we'll be free. Hey, don't we look like a bunch of monkeys? Snead scoffed, he and Rudolph were catching lice at each other.

"Don't move!" Cheng Qianxun found the head all the way from the back, and had already grabbed two, and some lice jumped on her: "After helping you catch it, I'm going to take a bath." Anyway, I'm a pagan originally, so it's not like an Arab woman can take a bath. ”

"Lice should be afraid of heat, and they are killed when the water temperature exceeds forty degrees. While it may not have laid eggs yet, let's take a bath! Rudolph grabbed one of Sneijder's body and strangled him to death: "After bathing, it's a big deal to go and touch the sheep dung." Otherwise, if you continue like this, you will not be burned to death, but you will itch to death. ”

I couldn't stand it, so Regel went to fetch water, Snead lit the fire, and everyone took turns bathing in the small room next to them, and the clothes they took off were scalded with boiling water.

"Ah, comfortable, comfortable!" Sneijder came out with only a coarse cloth, and the muscles on his body were simply beautiful.

Cheng Qianxun was helping to add firewood to boil water, Rudolph scalded his clothes with boiling water, and Regel, who was sitting on the side, praised him from the moment he came out, until now: "It feels five pounds lighter, very relaxed." ”

If you are at home, in an air-conditioned room, there should be no problem after seven or eight days. But in the past few days, he has been fleeing for his life, hiding in Tibet, and still having to work, and he doesn't know how many times he has come out. This old dirt that has accumulated for many days is washed off and floats on the hot water in the wooden basin, with a thick layer, and you can even see the oily shiny!

Finally comfortable, there was no bed here, only a pile of straw piled up in the corner of the house. Everyone slept in clothes, Cheng Qianxun slept between Sneijder and Regel, and Rudolph slept on the outside.

The fire in the fireplace was thriving, blocking out the cold outside. He also kept the wild beasts outside the house.

From time to time, the wolf let out a long "whining" sound, and the wind outside also blew from time to time, making a "whining" sound like a wolf.

Snead asked, "Cheng, do you know your special ability?" ”

"I don't know yet." Cheng Qianxun was also very distressed about this: "If I knew, would I still sit and wait to die when I was hanged?" Will definitely try to show the witch's magic and burn this bastard to death. If you can't, at least you can run away instead of throwing it off the bridge like a broken bag. ”

"You'll know!" Rudolph, the outermost man, muttered: "Even Gordon can crawl out of the dirt when he dies, Satan shouldn't let you die before you know the special ability." Sooner or later you'll know. ”

Again, it's like it's all like a show. If you want to live, you must not only try to keep yourself alive, but also live a wonderful life. Otherwise, there wouldn't be a big pie falling from the sky today, and they would have the chips to counterattack.

Falling asleep with her eyes closed, she could still feel that Regel, on the left, had placed his arm on her lower abdomen. After only a few moments, the arm was removed, and Sneijder, who was lying on his right, put his arm up.

In his ear were Sneijder's warning words in a lowered voice: "Wait until your strength is normal." ”

Presumably Sneijder removed Regel's hand, thinking of Regel's angry and helpless expression, Cheng Qianxun tried to hold back a smile and pretend to be asleep.

The next day, everyone slept well, ate a lot, and began to prepare for departure.

Rudolph helped Sneijder get on his horse: "You must sit tight, this is not the first horse, you will follow the horse in front of you and walk slowly." ”

followed by Cheng Qianxun, Rudolph supported Cheng Qianxun below, supported Cheng Qianxun to the horse, and sat on his side.

"I can do it myself!" Regel found a stake and stepped on it.

There were two sets of armor in total, Rudolph was wearing one set, and the other set was directly hung on Cheng Qianxun's horse.

"It's heavy, about sixty pounds." Rudolph led the horse to the stake, and with the help of the stake he slowly mounted the horse, then put on the last helmet that was placed on the saddle, and took the shield with the coat of arms in his hand, and the sword in the other.

Cheng Qianxun laughed: "It's really mighty!" ”

"People rely on an outer layer of clothing." Rudolph raised his fingers and lowered the open shield of his helmet with a "bang", and now he looked like a tin man.

"Yes, now start marching towards my fiefdom and coaxing the church." Regel pointed with a jet-black whip in his hand and pointed ahead.

Rudolph's voice echoed faintly in the armor and helmet he was wearing: "And burn that damn little wizard!" ”

"Yes, definitely!" Snead smiled heartily.

Rudolph then took the lead, and the rest of the horses slowly followed him towards the village.

Sure enough, on both sides of the road, I saw many peasants looking for them with their heads down, some of them still holding wooden sticks in their hands, and from time to time they let go of the stones to check whether the gold coins had fallen into the cracks.

And these people, as soon as they saw the heavily armed knights approaching from afar, immediately stood on the spot, took off the broken hats from their heads, grasped them in their hands, and waited for their passage with their heads bowed.

At this time, they were indeed very stylish, and in front of them were all equipped and worth a manor, and each of them carried a fat and strong horse, and the horse was covered from head to toe with cloth of the same color. At this time, the horses were covered except for the ears, eyes, and mouth, which was a bit like the executioner who cut off his head in a special market.

Cheng Qianxun also put on a proud look, and his neck and chin were almost straight.

No one dared to raise their heads to look at them, and if anyone looked up, they would immediately recognize them. But at present, no one dares to raise their heads, and no one will believe that the wizards who will be burned to death as soon as they appear have actually returned as nobles!

Walking to the door of the church, Rudolf cried out in a loud voice, following Regel's preaching: "In the name of the King of Bavaria, the honorable lord is here!" ”

The fat monk immediately ran out of it with a dozen people in the dark. As he ran, he shouted happily: "I finally have you here, my noble lord... ”

Before he could say anything, he stared at the man on horseback, who was very windy. Who else could this person be is the giant wizard who is being hunted.

And the person behind is also his younger brother of the giant wizard, who is on the side... The monk sat down on the ground in fright, and pointed his finger: "You, you... And there was also a panic on the side, one by one retreated, and some even held their swords in their hands and looked frightened.

"You've seen my twin sister, right? We'll see you later. Cheng Qianxun looked more and more arrogant, she felt that her neck was about to sore, but she smiled at Sneijder: "I hope you don't guess wrong again later." When my sister and I get married, if you and your brother still recognize the wrong person, don't blame us for being wrong. ”

"Haha, dear." Sneijder, of course, had to pretend to be happy as planned: "You're as charming as your sister, it's a pity that my brother and I are not twins, otherwise there would be more jokes and life would have been more fun, wouldn't it?" ”

When everyone heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be twin sisters. The monk was helped to his feet, but he was not yet on his feet. Rudolph took out the wooden cylinder, opened it, took out the certificate issued by the king, and began to read it aloud.

It makes sense for a knight to read the appointment out loud, Rudolph's memory is really not covered, and of course he does not know a word of German, so it is all taught by Regel on the fly. He read aloud, and from time to time he turned his head to look at the certificate in his hand, pretending to read it aloud: "Regel is now appointed?" William... ”

After a long name with at least fifteen syllables, Regel deliberately pretended to be impatient: "Don't read it, I'm going to see my fiancΓ©e, the monks are literate, let them read it." ”

So Rudolph pinched the thick parchment and showed it to the monks.

Everyone who knew how to read stepped forward and raised their heads, looking as close as they could. It is also stamped with the king's red seal, and it is said that whenever there is an important document such as an appointment letter, the king will take off the ring on his hand, first drip red wax at the end, and then cover it with the ring face while the wax oil has not yet solidified, as if it were sealed.

The fat friar looked at the recorder beside him, and the recorder nodded, indicating that it was true.

Not only is the letter of appointment genuine, but also the extremely valuable and shiny full-body armor, the wrought iron shield in his hand is also real, and the sword hanging from his waist is also real...

"Have you finished reading it? Then put it away. Regel pretended to be anxious: "I've been away from my manor for a while, and if the bridge on the road hadn't broken, I wouldn't have agreed to let my stubborn fiancΓ©e stay." Let's go back soon! ”

And Sneijder played a full set, and smiled at Cheng Qianxun: "You don't necessarily like it, the things in this small place can't be compared to your Oriental Palace." I hope you don't mind! ”

It turned out that he had gone back to get the letter of appointment, and the monk said with great embarrassment: "Honorable lords, ladies. Where you live, where you live ... Of course, he couldn't say that he had been confiscated by the church, and he was desperately trying to figure out what to say. (To be continued.) )