Chapter 128: Tell the Bad News

Presumably everything in the manor had been moved, the monk squeaked for a long time before he came up with an idea: "Because the house is cursed, I will take everything to the church and use holy water to drive out the demons above." The pen and fun www.biquge.info will be finished today, and you will be able to put it back in no time. Why don't the lord come to me for a short rest, and then leave after dinner... By the way, I would like to congratulate you on coming to your post. ”

"Well, well!" Regel pretended to be heartless and dismounted.

After everyone had dismounted, Regel said to Rudolph "knight", "You go back with the horse first, and tell the groom to set up the carriage and come and pick us up." ”

Rudolph led the horse and turned away, so that if something happened, he would be able to come and pick him up. As for them, if they can escape, they will definitely be able to escape, and there must be horses in the church.

"My monk, let's go in and talk slowly." Snead pretended to be friendly and walked towards the church with the monk on the shoulder.

"That, that... The monk was dumbfounded.

"What's the matter, my dearest monk." Regel pretended to be pretentious, "Could it be that my groom and carriage are also in the church, driving away the curse?" ”

"Don't you know?" The monk was stunned for a moment before he said, "Your groom has been killed!" Tell you the sad news that your fiancée has been seduced by the devil and killed your groom. ”

"Fuck off!" Cheng Qianxun deliberately shouted angrily: "We are the royal family of the East, but my sister is blessed by the Cardinal of Bavaria, how can the devil be close?" Let her go, or I'll write to the cardinal and ask him to write back to you personally. ”

"But, but she." The monk could only reluctantly say, "We are already on the death penalty. ”

"Huh?" Cheng Qianxun immediately "fainted" in grief.

"Oh, my dear." Snead hurried over, put his arms around her, fanned her face, and shouted, "Quinine, water, oh, dear, wake up." ”

"Won't it?" Legel glared: "You burned my fiancée too?" ”

"It's not burning... It's hanged. The monk licked his lips and said with difficulty, "But the body is gone." ”

"Where was it hanged, how could the body be missing?" Legel immediately gasped and said angrily, "Do you know how rich my fiancée's family is in the East? Immediately there was a boat to Hamburg, full of Oriental porcelain and silk, Oriental pen and ink, and a large number of perfumes and spices. Someone will come and ask what I should say, and reply to her father that her daughter was hanged as a witch! ”

These things were very expensive, and at that time a piece of ink in the East was not used for writing, but for the nobility to paint thrushes. Hearing that the economic power was so strong, the monk stammered more and more, and a large drop of sweat came out of the tip of his nose: "Here, the execution on the bridge... Yes, it was your groom's son who reported that she killed his father. ”

"Come on!" Regel said fiercely, "When we went out, our groom was fine. You burned my housekeeper to death, and I had to leave him to watch the house. Because the bridge out was broken, I was afraid that my fiancée would not be able to bear it all the way on foot, so I let her stay. As a result, you hanged yourself, and you didn't even have a body. ”

Sneijder, who was squatting on the ground and supporting Cheng Qianxun who "fainted", immediately said: "If you don't catch this little bastard, maybe he killed his father, I have long felt that this little bastard's eyes are wrong, maybe the real wizard is him!" ”

"Yes, yes!" It would be nice to have a scapegoat, and the monk immediately called for someone to arrest Jeffrey and lock him up.

"It must be closed with an iron cage, I heard that some wizards can do stealth now. The detainees thought the wizard had escaped, but in fact he was still hiding in the cage. Regel, of course, did not forget to remind him.

As soon as quinine brought it, Cheng Qianxun "woke up", she didn't want to use any medieval medicine. I heard that the powder used in cosmetics is also made of lead, and many aristocratic women are poisoned by lead after using it, and many women do not live to fifty reasons, among which is the cause of lead.

"Oh, my sister, it, you hanged my sister. Find me the body, hurry up. Whoever finds it, I'll give out five gold coins, not ten gold coins! ”

"Ten gold coins?" The monk's eyes widened.

Snead reminded, "Honey. The reason for the disappearance of the body may be that the neck was strangled and the head fell off. Why don't you pay separately, give ten gold coins for the head, eight gold coins for the body, and I'll pay for the eight gold coins. "I can't find it anyway, although the price is a little higher.

"Eighteen gold coins!" The monk's eyes were about to fall.

"The head, the body ... Oh! Cheng Qianxun almost fainted again.

"Hurry up and lie down in the bedroom for a while." The monk diligently led the way, while Sneijder helped Cheng Qianxun, who was badly hit, to walk in.

"Honey, can you help me get a glass of water, I just have something to talk to the monk." Cheng Qianxun, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, looked so sad that he was terribly sad.

As soon as everyone went out and closed the door, Cheng Qianxun stood up, suddenly walked up to the monk, and said excitedly: "Thank you, monk!" ”

The monk was stunned, not knowing what was going on.

This is also part of the plan, if you blindly tough, the result may be that the dog jumps over the wall in a hurry, and the monk simply slaughters them all. So to have a smooth life, there is only a combination of soft and hard.

Cheng Qianxun told the compiled story: "This little slut has robbed me since he was a child, Legel used to be my fiancé, he is the eldest son, and he can inherit the inheritance." But she pretended to be me and robbed him, and stuffed his brother to me. This time they left me without a word, and went with them to the fiefdom, but fortunately the letter of appointment issued by the king was with me, and they had to come back to get it. Now this little slut is finally dead, saving me energy... Oh, you're doing so well! ”

The monk was stunned for a moment, and then said, "That's what she deserves!" Willing to serve you, noble lady. ”

Cheng Qianxun smiled and said, "You can go with confidence, I will still speak for you at Lord Regel." "I hope Satan is satisfied with this story, what a twist of love and hate.

When the monk heard this, of course he was very happy, and he hurriedly thanked him and retreated out of the room.

When the door was opened, Reeger and Sneijder were still in the doorway.

The monk turned around a little embarrassed, only to see that Cheng Qianxun was already sitting on the edge of the bed and crying: "Oh sister, my dearest sister, you died a really miserable death." For a while, he was a little stunned, and he was thinking in his heart that the world of nobles was really more exciting.

A man ran over: "Oh no, that kid slipped away." ”

The monk was shocked: "Go and chase it!" ”

"I heard that we escaped by climbing the dog hole in the backyard, and when we went to chase it, we disappeared." ”

It's climbing the dog hole again, this trick has been tried and tested repeatedly. Regel thought for a moment and said, "Whoever can catch this little wizard, I'll give you a gold coin!" ”

If it weren't for the difference in value between nobles and commoners, the little wizard's price would be too high and it would make people suspicious, otherwise it would be ten gold coins, dead or alive.

One gold coin is equivalent to several years of income, which is also exciting. In their spare time, those people will definitely not come to report any wizards and witches, but will go to the river to fish for heads and corpses, or catch young wizards whenever they have time, and maybe some people will continue to search for the treasure of the hanged evil witch of the East.

Feasts are held in churches; Outside the church, it's so lively that it's like moving. The things that were taken out of the manor had to be moved back and put away. Of course, try to make up for the missing things, otherwise the lord is not a vegetarian. Here the lord is the emperor of the soil, and it is easy to cut off someone's head, even if it is a member of the church, if you are not afraid that the lord will go to the cardinal of Bavaria to impeach, just try it.

It's a feast, that is, roast chicken, grilled meat, fruits and vegetables, and brown bread!

The flour for the brown bread was apparently sifted again, much cleaner than it had been eaten when she was the Wicked Witch of the East, with much less bran and no sawdust.

Looking at the roasted pear in front of me, with salt and spices added, I can't tell what it tastes like. Cheng Qianxun swallowed it hard!

The monk saw that Cheng Qianxun was eating very reluctantly, and frowned, so he asked, "Is it not to taste?" ”

"That's for sure!" Snead boasted: "When her family eats, it is a table of chicken, duck and fish, and all kinds of delicacies have probably not been tasted by His Majesty." I think there are at least dozens of them! ”

"My dear! You eat a full banquet of Manchu and Han, a total of one hundred and eight dishes. Of course, Cheng Qianxun wants to blow it together, completely ignoring the fact that it is still the Ming Dynasty, where did the Manchu and Han Dynasty come from. Anyway, in this place where the news is closed and ignorant, they all believe what they say: "Chicken, duck and fish meat are just inferior materials, sea cucumbers, bird's nests, shark fins, bear paws, humps, abalone... Oops, I'm hungry. Wait two months, go back to the East with my ship, and I'll treat you to dinner again. ”

Sure enough, the monk's saliva was about to flow out, and there were some ingredients he had never heard of, and this woman was really rich, super rich.

Cheng Qianxun smiled proudly, and then secretly threw a wink at Regel, of course Sneijder couldn't see it, but Regel and the monk did.

The monk immediately understood, and hurriedly said, "It is indeed a gift from the gods to find such a charming and noble lady as you!" ”

Regel immediately pretended to be a little remorseful, but also deliberately to hide his emotions. That's too good to win the Golden Bear at Cannes.

He was of course going to show himself a little bit of a lord, so he said, "I said monk! ”

The monk immediately chimed in: "Your Excellency, please tell me that if there is anything I can command, I will do my best." "Nonsense, every time I work, I have money to make money, and it's a lot.

Regel then said, "Starting tomorrow, I'm going to collect taxes." And now I don't have a butler, no groom, no chores, anyway, all of them are all sorcerers for you to burn the monks. So can you help me make arrangements, inform the untouchables that they can pay taxes, and help me find some people to cook and cook, and I need some knights. (To be continued.) )