Alas, don't mention it, that old boy is more unlucky than me, a few days ago he and Erlang God, Tota Heavenly King a few people played mahjong, also blamed him for his hand, touched a Erlang God nine bars, went to the back of the jump card actually jumped a nine, look at the table on the card turned out to be six, isn't this nonsense, Erlang God is it, that is the first god of war in the heavenly court, a sentence of discord Erlang God pulled out the watermelon knife! Two people are fighting at the poker table! ”

"I'll go, it's a waste for your old man not to be a joker, if this is posted on Weibo, then he will be an Internet celebrity in a minute, but Tai Bai Xing is not a civil official, how dare he fight with Erlang God?" Listening to the other party's jokes, Wang Erxiao couldn't help laughing. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Boy, you don't know, Tai Bai Xing is not an ordinary civil official, he used to be a famous big brother on the road, I remember that he used to carry a watermelon knife from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road! , If you think about it, one is a veteran gangster on the road, and the other is a new Heavenly Court leader, these two people together must be another bloody storm, that scene is ruthless, and King Tota doesn't dare to persuade him! The God of Wealth sighed, lit another Hardman and said.

Listening to the other party's kind of nonsense, not to mention that Wang Xiaoer was really attracted by his story, Wang Xiaoer opened his mouth and asked, "What about later?" ”

"Originally, the two of them were evenly matched, but I didn't expect that Erlang God's kid didn't abide by the rules on the road, and directly came to close the door and let the dog go! I was just outside the door, only to hear a very miserable cry coming out of the house, it was really sad for the listener to cry, alas, until now the Tai Bai Xing is still hanging a hanging bottle in the second courtyard of the Heavenly Court! ”

Wang Xiaoer listened to the God of Wealth's eloquent talk, with a capital suit on his face! After straightening his expression, Wang Xiaoer continued: "Old man, I should have invited you to have a drink just for you, but I haven't had money recently, I will definitely ask you another day, you have been talking for a long time, let's change it!" Wang Xiaoer said, took out five yuan from his pocket and handed it to the God of Wealth.

"You still don't believe me, do you?" The God of Wealth raised his head and blew a smoke ring into the sky and said, and then he was still busy putting the crumpled five dollars on the table into his pocket.

Wang Erxiao looked confused, and said, "You are so old that you give me a reason to make you believe?" ”

The God of Wealth looked up at the anime on the computer and said, "Do you want to meet Nami!" The God of Wealth handed Wang Xiaoer a lewd look.

"Don't talk about Nami, I can trust you when Sanji comes out!" Wang Xiaoer said with a look of disbelief.

Before Wang Xiaoer's words fell, there was a bang, and there was an extra person in the room in an instant.

With blonde hair covering one eye, a black straight uniform, curved eyebrows, and a cigarette in his mouth, he is really one of the main members of the Pirate Legion, Blackfoot Sanji!

"Hey, old man, where is this?" Sanji said as he lit a cigarette and looked at his surroundings.

Bang Dang! Wang Xiaoer was instantly petrified by the appearance of Sanji!

In an instant, Wang Xiaoer regained his clarity, and instantly hugged Shanzhi, and said with a nymphomaniac on his face: "Shanzhijun, I really want to be dreaming!"

Who knew that Sanji pushed Wang Xiaoer's head away with his hand with a disgusted face and said: "Hey, hey, I don't have any interest in boys, cute girls are the love of my heart, and I don't know how Miss Nami and Sister Robin are doing now!" ”

Pushing the crazy Wang Xiaoer away, Sanji turned to the God of Wealth and said, "Hey, send me back, I still have a round with my partner!" ”

"No problem!" The God of Wealth snapped his fingers, and Sanji disappeared in front of the two in an instant.

The God of Wealth looked at Wang Xiaoer at this time and said, "Now you believe it!" ”

Wang Xiaoer's face was shocked, wiped the hara on his mouth, and then nodded frantically like a chicken eating rice.

Waiting for Wang Xiaoer to come to his senses, he then said with a respectful face: "I don't know what is the matter with you, the God of Wealth, your old man, looking for me, a mortal?" ”

"This is the case, Tianting's economy has not been in a good mood in recent years, GDP has been falling for several years, and the stock market has collapsed. The unemployment rate has reached more than 30 percent. Wuqu Xingjun is crazy, shouting all day long to cut meat! Many employees in the Xianban have been laid off, and I, the Minister of Finance, are not easy to be! The God of Wealth said about the situation in the heavenly court, with a sad face.

"So what does this have to do with me?" Wang Xiaoer listened to the cry of the God of Wealth, and his face was foggy.

The God of Wealth pinched his cigarette butt and continued: "Recently, our Ministry of Finance coordinated a project to prepare for a market economy and generate income to relieve the financial pressure!" ”

"Uh, for example?"

"The Jade Emperor approved this plan and is going to set up a plane dispatch labor company in the Nether, so I found you!" The God of Wealth said.

"The labor dispatch company has something to do with our intermediary, but how to operate it specifically, is it to make the surplus labor force of Heavenly Court ready to contribute to our great Huaxia construction, such as factory sister or something?" Wang Xiaoer said what he said, and he couldn't help but fantasize about Fairy Chang'e coming down to be a factory girl.

"Hehe, you think too much, this labor dispatch is like this, if Chongzhen wants to defeat Huang Taiji, with his strength, it will definitely not work, but as long as he has money, give him a batch of arms from you.

Or send a special combat team AKB48 or something, isn't it, as long as you pay for it, you can say anything! ”

"For example, isn't it difficult for the national football team to even qualify for the World Cup, so as long as the money is paid, the Shaolin football team can come to help the national football team, so the Hercules Cup is not a matter of hand-to-hand, of course, in principle, the historical trend of your plane still can't be moved!"

Wang Xiaoer was a little confused when he heard the God of Wealth's explanation: "In that case, wouldn't the entire dimensional space be chaotic?" ”

"What's the mess, the entire plane is changing every minute, no matter how you change the plane space, it's still that plane space!!" The God of Wealth listened to Wang Xiaoer's words and said disapprerovingly.

"Then if Chongzhen defeats Huang Taiji and Li Zicheng with our help, then the trend of history will be completely changed, and what is the real thing about us behind this?"

"No, the history of your plane is a foregone conclusion, and no matter how the other planes change, there will be no reversal!" God of Wealth and Wang Xiaoer explained.

As soon as he heard the explanation of the God of Wealth, Wang Xiaoer completely relieved his heart, how could he refuse such a good thing.