It was July, and the sun outside was baking the asphalt road. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wang Xiaoer in the "Crayon Xiaoxin Agency" is gnawing on a piece of watermelon and scolding his mother. Wang Xiaoer is in his last year of college this year, and he finally found a job in a small agency to watch the store, but the boss said that the business was not good and he had not been paid for two months! This made Wang Xiaoer vomit blood angrily, and he was thinking about whether he wanted you to block that kid these days!

After nibbling on two mouthfuls of melons, Wang Xiaoer couldn't help but mumble again: "Sister, the business is not good for me?" Look at the name of the store you came up with, "Crayon Xiaoxin, why don't you call it "Cherry Maruko"! ”

In the past few days, Wang Xiaoer has been preparing to change jobs!

"Whew, swooh..."A few mouthfuls of watermelon went down, and Wang Xiaoer suddenly felt cold and his heart was flying.

I don't know if it's because the sound of gnawing watermelon is too good, or if it's intentionally rubbing the air-conditioned room, just when Wang Xiaoer is chewing watermelon, a figure opens the door curtain and squeezes in.

Putting down the watermelon in his hand, Wang Xiaoer raised his eyes.

I saw a gray-bearded, slightly chubby old man, stretching out his hand to wipe his half-dried nose, and squeezed in with a smile.

Wang Xiaoer looked at the people who were dressed indecently, and his behavior was quite indecent, and he was even more angry in his heart: "This guy must have come to rub the air conditioner!" ”

Wang Xiaoer thought about this watermelon, so he got up and prepared to fool him away, no matter what the old boy said to himself, he would say nothing!

"The old gentleman is going to buy a house?" Wang Xiaoer got up with a smile on his face and said.

"Ahh The old man seemed to be completely attracted by the cold watermelon, and he hurriedly replied after listening to Wang Xiaoer's words.

"Nope!" Wang Xiaoer said categorically.

"Huh?" Hearing Wang Xiaoer's words, the old man looked at Wang Xiaoer with a look of surprise.

"The house is all sold, that He Cong just left, and the house was all bought by him, old man, you go to another house!" Wang Xiaoer bragged about not playing drafts.

"I don't buy a house, I'm looking for you!" The old man smiled obscenely and spoke in a strong northern Shaanxi dialect.

"Looking for me?" Wang Xiaoer said with some surprise.

"Are you surnamed Wang, called Xiao Er!" The old man said.

"You recognize the wrong person, my surname is Kong, and my name is Ergou!" Hearing that the old man said his name accurately, Wang Xiaoer suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and he didn't even have time to think about it, and directly vetoed it, this old man shouldn't be the old man who collected scrap last time, could it be because he sold scrap iron and stuffed bricks into it was discovered by this old man? I can't admit it, I can't admit it even if I beat it to death!

"That's right, you're looking for you!"

"Huh??" Wang Xiaoer sweated profusely, this old man's feelings are thicker than his own skin, eighty percent of them are engaged in pyramid schemes. No, I have to be vigilant, although I have an IQ of 250, but I heard that he is Kanye who is engaged in pyramid schemes, and he must not follow his way.

Wang Xiaoer said with a defensive face: "What are you looking for me?" ”

"You melon baby, pass the film, I'll get a melon first!" The old man was not polite, and as soon as he pulled it, he jumped the largest one and nibbled on it.

Wang Xiaoer felt distressed when he saw the watermelon in the old man's hand, and said with a shudder: "This is what I bought with money, so..."

"Whew... The old man quickly finished eating and picked up the second piece.

"There's something wrong with you, old man..."

"Whew, whoa..."

"It's too much..."

"Whew... Whew..."

I'll go, Wang Xiaoer's heart is about to twitch, and he sees that the old man who has eaten half of a watermelon has eaten it. Wang Xiaoer was angry in his heart, and directly rolled up his sleeves and opened it up.

Under the hum of the air conditioner at the intermediary, a very strange scene happened. 、

One old and one young, no one talked, the two of them greeted the watermelon on the table like crazy, and people who didn't know would definitely think that these two people had some big enmity with the watermelon.

After eating the last piece of melon, Wang Xiaoerdao leaned back on the chair with a full burp and gasped, I go, I can eat a melon and eat a sense of rhythm, it's not easy!

"Nice boy!" The old man wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and then, naturally, he took a hardman from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth.

Wang Xiaoer didn't bother to pay attention to him, after all, the other party was an old man in his seventies and eighties, how could he endure him? If you give yourself a fall, then you really can't eat and walk around, but the melon... Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoer's heart couldn't help but twitch again.

"What the hell are you doing, old man?" Wang Xiaoer ran out of patience and asked directly.

"I'm talking to you about a personal matter!" The old man held the lighter in his hand and lit the cigarette, and then glanced at Wang Xiaoer angrily.

Wang Xiaoer's heart was groaning, the other party looked at him as if he was not holding a lighter in his hand, but like a two-foot-long watermelon knife, in an instant, Wang Erxiao remembered Haonan!

"Great. Uncle, you recognize the wrong person! Looking at the other party's domineering eyes, Wang Erxiao stuttered a little.

"Don't pretend, Wang Erxiao is looking for you!" The old man spat out a smoke ring and said with a smile.

Wang Erxiao saw that the other party had taken up his attitude, and immediately thought like a dead face: "Uncle, I admit that brick..."

"What bricks?" The other party listened to Wang Xiaoer's stammering apology and asked with a confused face.

Wang Xiaoer saw that what the other party said was not this hanging heart, so he put it down and said, "What are you looking for me?" ”

"Talk to you about a deal!" The old man smiled mysteriously and said.

When I heard this, Wang Xiaoer couldn't help but open his mind, could it be that he was talking about joining? I heard that all the people in the city have recently organized a kind of association, the National Association of Rag Collecting Organizations, which was banned as an illegal unit a few days ago, saying that it is an oligopoly market and an illegal monopoly!

Recently, I heard that this organization has gone underground, and these days it seems that it is going to prepare to become a national franchise store like Shaxian snacks, saying that it will raise funds in three years, go public in five years, and let the big league land in the US capital market in seven years, and it is frantically recruiting troops recently, this old man should not be for this.

This is not good, although the prospects of this market are good, but how can I be a dignified college student to collect the rags, if I join this industry, how can I become rich and handsome, and set foot on the peak of life, I still have to marry Bai Fumei, bastard!

Wang Xiaoer made up his mind and politely refused: "Old man, I don't have any money, so you should find someone else for this business!" ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't have money, just have kidneys!!" The old man's falcon-like eyes locked on Wang Xiaoer.

As soon as he heard this, Wang Xiaoer instantly broke out in a cold sweat, what, kidneys! Could it be that the thing that I watched the film for a long time was finally discovered by others? Wang Xiaoer's legs and feet were weak at this time, and he couldn't help but want to call someone, so I don't want to be a bastard of a human typewriter.

The old man couldn't help but laugh when he looked at Wang Xiaoer's appearance: "Haha, the kid is frightened, I'm kidding you!" ”

In an instant, the old man returned to the obscene appearance just now, and Wang Xiaoer immediately gasped when he heard that the other party was joking.

"I said old man, what are you going to do, I have a lot of things, millions of minutes, I don't have time to listen to you idle here, please take care of yourself if you have nothing to do!" Seeing that the other party had returned to that obscene appearance, the pressure on Wang Xiaoer's body suddenly disappeared without a trace, and he said impatiently.

"Hehe, okay, then I'll tell you the reason why I came down this time!" The old man squinted and took a puff of Hadmen.

"Know Heavenly Court, to tell you the truth, I am the Minister of the Finance Department of Heavenly Court, that is, the God of Wealth collectively known as you mortals, and I am the Lord God of Wealth Zhao Gongming!" The old man spoke proudly.

Bang Dang! Listening to the other party's words, Wang Xiaoer's jaw smashed on the table in an instant.

Fainted, God of Wealth, this old man is fine, it's still up, are you sure you didn't come out of it, is it a patient in a psychiatric hospital?

Wang Xiaoer carefully looked up and down the so-called God of Wealth, and saw that he was normal except for his shabby clothes and obscene smile.

"Hehe, you are the God of Wealth, that's good, brother, I'm short of money, you can just conjure up ten catties of gold stator for me when you are old!" Wang Xiaoer is also idle these days, and he is interested in listening to the other party's ability to talk about it. Hehe, God of Wealth, I'll see how you round my question.

The other party couldn't help but sigh when he heard Wang Xiaoer's words and said: "Alas, this is not a big deal, it's just that I have lost a lot of money playing mahjong with the Duobao Heavenly King recently, so..."

After speaking, the God of Wealth snuffed out the Hademen in his hand and then said: "If it weren't for me, I wouldn't have taken this errand, no, who would want to come on such a hard trip, eighty a day, and no travel expenses!" ”

"Hehe, you, the lord God of Wealth, are still doing heavenly work, by the way, isn't this Nether Decree the work of the old man, how can you be replaced by the God of Wealth today?" Since the other party is so capable, Wang Xiaoer will not break it, and said with interest.

"Alas, don't mention it, that old boy is more unlucky than me, a few days ago he played mahjong with Erlang God, Tota Heavenly King a few people, and blamed him for his hand, touched a Erlang God nine bars, went to the back when he jumped the cards and jumped a nine, looking at the card on the table turned out to be six, isn't this nonsense, who is Erlang God, that is the first in heaven