"Second brother is alright?" He Miaomiao, the junior brother in the dormitory, looked at the upper bunk with a worried face: "I don't think about tea and dinner for two days and two nights, and the man who beats the iron can't stand it." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"I'll go! It hurts me! The boss was sitting on the bed sewing panties, and Miao Miao's tone of speech suddenly made him prick his fingers as soon as the tip of the needle tightened, and he jumped three feet high and his mouth was crooked in pain.

"Don't read the novels written by those rotten girls." The boss said angrily: "You are a fan of the Republic of China, you must not be beaten to death by your father when you go home." ”

He Miaomiao glanced at him, and the appearance of wanting to speak made the boss goosebumps fall to the ground.

This kid was poisoned by the domineering president Wen, the boss shook his head, stood up, stretched out his hand and slapped the upper bunk a few times: "Second brother, don't pretend to be dead!" Hurry up and come with me to lunch. ”

Li Le stuck his head out of the quilt, stared at his eyes and said, "I want four big bags of ribs, plus a bottle of Coke, thank you." He retracted his head as he spoke.

The boss stood stupidly in place for a long time, and finally picked up his wallet helplessly and left. When he went out, He Miaomiao said to him with a smile: "Pack me a mutton fried rice, thank you, boss." ”

The angry old man's brain was bruised: "Knowing you brothers, I can be regarded as having fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes!" ”

It has been two days since he helped Fu Xin to be reincarnated, and Li Le has been sleeping in bed for two days, but unfortunately, even if he has made his life dim and his brain dizzy, he still can't forget everything that happened at that time.

Qingque broke up with him!

It is said that that day the mouth cannon maniac Li Le fought to the death for his brother and did not retreat, he was beaten into a pig's head by Black Impermanence and put at least two basins of blood, although the process was very miserable, but the result was satisfactory, Fu Xin successfully got into the stomach of his ex-girlfriend. What made Li Le even happier was Qingque's maintenance of him.

The princess of the underworld, Qingque, fell out with the underworld for an ordinary man in the world, and the ultimate move was turned on in an instant, how could this not make Li Le feel happy, emotional and excited. Just when Li Le dragged his broken body and snuggled in his lover's arms, a thunderbolt on a sunny day split his head.

"Let's break up! Good bye! ”

Then the blue finch disappeared.

Li Le was extremely aggrieved, painful and didn't understand, obviously he was in love with the rain last moment, why was he dumped and became a single dog in seconds the next moment?

This is not a bloody prime-time bitter romance drama!

After returning to school alone, Li Le was completely decadent, he felt that his dignity and chastity had been greatly insulted, maybe Qingque had to suffer, but this was not an excuse to break up without a word, not even the least breakup cannon, this is simply the biggest mockery of men.

The words are divided into two ends, Li Le here wants to die or live for love, and the boss over there is also in trouble. The eldest of the two uncles who were ready to go back to serve the two uncles in the dormitory after eating and drinking, was stopped by the number one psychological counselor in the teaching office as soon as he walked to the school gate.

The counselor's surname is Yang, the big Yang Wei, is a bald middle-aged man in his thirties, and Lao Yang is the deputy director of the teaching office, from the mental health of the students to the love and marriage of the teachers, all of which are in his responsibility. This is not Li Lewo in the dormitory for two days and two nights and did not go to class The matter was known to him, in line with the principle that there is no trivial matter in the student's psychology, Lao Yang personally went out.

Pulling the boss down to a secluded place, Lao Yang opened his mouth and asked, "I heard that Li Le in your dormitory has some psychological problems?" Do you have any ideas? ”

The boss was stupid on the spot when he heard this, and he was stunned for a long time before he stammered: "Director Yang, you... Have you... I've heard of the Internet jokes of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and Sima Qian. ”

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked Sima Qian: "Why did Li Ling surrender to the Xiongnu?" ”

Sima Qian replied: "First ask if it is, and then ask why." ”

Then Sima Qian became a eunuch.

Lao Yang perfectly embodies the connotation of this Internet joke. It was not clear that anything was clear and concluded that Li Le had psychological problems, and Lao Yang's occupational disease was too serious, so he got electricity.

"Don't mess with me." Lao Yang usually doesn't use the Internet much: "If you know anything, just say it." ”

Of course, the boss knew what was going on with Li Le, and he couldn't think about it when he was dumped by his girlfriend. It's a pity that he can't tell Lao Yang the truth, with Lao Yang's inquiring personality, he will definitely ask who that girl is? Where is home? Where to study? Could it be that the boss said that Li Le's girlfriend Qingque is not a human at all, she is a princess in the underworld, and now the princess's brain is drained and Li Le is kicked away.

If he told the truth, Lao Yang could immediately send the boss to Qingshan Mental Hospital.

There was no way for the boss to avoid the important and casually pull out the excuse: "Didn't Xiaofu in our dormitory pass away, Li Le was too sad in his heart." ”

As soon as the words fell, the boss knew that something bad was wrong, and he saw Lao Yang's eyes shining like the headlights of a car, which was no different from when He Miaomiao was reading rotten girl novels.

Sure enough, Lao Yang's right index finger kept rubbing his chin covered with stubble, and said in a voice full of meaning: "Brotherhood... I understand... You young people now, I have understood the matter, you should pay attention to secrecy. ”

Lao Yang, who thought he had learned the truth, didn't give the boss any chance to explain at all, and turned his head and walked away, and the boss who looked at it at that speed was dumbfounded.

If it weren't for the fact that the teachers and professors in the university were all trendy in their thinking these days, Lao Yang would definitely understand it as 'backing the mountain', if it weren't for the boss daring to dig out his brain and feed the husky.

The boss who came to his senses ran to the dormitory.

He Miaomiao was taken aback by the anxious boss, "What's the matter?" Have you met a creditor? ”

"Shut up!" The boss roared: "You call Li Le to me, and I'll go to Su Yan for help." ”

"Why?"

The boss said: "I met Lao Yang just now, Lao Yang asked me what happened to Li Le, I said that because Fu Xin died, Li Le was too sad to go to class, Lao Yang thought that Li Le and Fu Xin were two people. ”

He Miaomiao was also shocked: "This is okay!?" ”

"I have to hurry up and find Su Yan to come over to help, otherwise our dormitory will become a ......"

He Miaomiao asked, "What has become?" ”

"Kiwo!"

When the boss tried his best to find Su Yan and invite her back to the dormitory, He Miaomiao was jumping up and down around the bed, sweating profusely, and when she saw the boss and them coming in, He Miaomiao cried and said with a sad face: "The second brother doesn't get up, he still beats me." ”

He Miaomiao's forehead was flushed, and it seemed that she was slapped by Li Le's Rulai Divine Palm.

Before the boss could speak, Su Yan became popular first.

Originally, when the boss came to find him, Su Yan's mood was very calm. Let you Li Le be blind and look down on Miss Ben, you deserve to be kicked now. She doesn't want to care about Li Le and Qingque's, people and ghosts will score sooner or later, love will make people suffer and make people grow, she believes that Li Le will really mature after this setback, and when she makes a move, she can still run out of the palm of her hand.

If she hadn't been worried about her reputation, she wouldn't have come. If Li Le is labeled as a '', she and Li Le will not be sprayed after they are together.

Unexpectedly, Su Yan's mood was not calm after she walked into the dormitory, Li Le's bullshit appearance made her heart burn inexplicably, and then looked at He Miaomiao's red forehead, Su Yan's temper exploded all of a sudden.

"Boss, move your bunk first."

Su Yan, who turned into an iceberg girl, frightened the boss, and he rolled up the cover slipperily.

Su Yan went to the toilet and brought a basin of cold water, and poured her head on Li Le's bed.

A few seconds later, Li Le burst out of the bed with a snort.

"Do you have a sense of public morality, buddy, I'm out of love, can you let me be quiet for a while, I really want to be quiet now... Yo... Su Yan, you're here..."

The furious Li Le seemed to be stuck in his throat the moment he saw Su Yan, and there were still drops of water dripping from his head, but his face was embarrassed and flattering.

Su Yanpi said with a smile: "I heard that you are heartbroken when you fall out of love, but you can beat Miao Miao's brain so red, it seems that you are not bad?" ”

Li Le, who was ridiculed, thought for a long time and didn't know how to answer, and when he twisted his body, he was about to drill into the quilt again, the situation is stronger than people, what can I do if there is water, let's pretend to be an ostrich for a while.

"Why are you so cowardly!" Su Yan reached out and grabbed Li Le's clothes and pulled Li Le off the top bunk, and then she smiled and said to the two bosses: "You go out first, I want to talk to this bastard." ”

The boss and He Miaomiao slipped away.

Outside the dormitory, He Miaomiao looked at the closed door in horror and whispered, "It doesn't matter, right? Will the two of them fight? ”

"It's fine!" The old man said calmly: "Li Le is a monkey and can't run out of Su Yan's Five Finger Mountain, Su Yan has a way to deal with this kid." ”

After saying that, the boss put his ear to the door panel to listen to the wall, but strangely enough, there was no movement in the dormitory.

For men who are in lovelorn, most of them will not be able to do anything. There are two best ways to use: the first is for good brothers to go crazy to play together, such as masturbating, drinking, and health care; The second is that female friends comfort with gentle and majestic hearts, and to put it bluntly, they take advantage of the weakness to enter and pop.

Su Yan is a good girl who is reserved and has strong self-esteem, and she doesn't want to take advantage of others and take the initiative to dedicate herself, so she doesn't say a word, just stares at Li Le quietly.

A minute later, Li Le was paralyzed on the ground and pretending to be a dead body.

Ten minutes later, Li Le sat on the bed and pretended to be depressed.

Half an hour later, Li Le walked around pretending to have ADHD.

Forty minutes later, Li Le was stunned.

Prescribe the right medicine to solve the problem, and dealing with Li Le is as simple as that.

When the boss smoked almost half a pack of cigarettes, the door to the dormitory opened. Su Yan walked out with the water-soaked bed, and she greeted with a smile: "I'm leaving." ”

The boss sighed with envy: "Don't forget to wash the quilt for Li Le at this time, what a virtuous and good girl." ”

He Miaomiao nodded frantically beside her.

Su Yan had just walked for more than ten seconds, and Li Le rushed out in high spirits, he first gave the boss and the two of them a warm hug, and then opened his arms to embrace the sun: "What a beautiful day." ”

He Miaomiao stabbed the boss in the back and whispered, "Is the second brother crazy?" ”

The boss was speechless: "......"