God is not fair, but there will inevitably be times when you are blind. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info is like Li Le, who was dumped in frustration in love, but after Su Yan's fascinated gaze, he was finally freed from his decadent state, but the spirit of this guy seemed to have gone astray again.

A lot of my college career depends on self-awareness. Sleeping in compulsory courses, running away in elective courses, and playing happily with the dormitory brothers every day, or falling in love with beautiful girls, this is a kind of free and easy college life; Listening carefully in class, actively communicating with professors, joining research groups, or taking the TOEFL entrance exam, is also a good university life.

You can do whatever you want, but there's one thing you can't influence.

Li Le's guy blatantly stepped on the line.

In the afternoon class, the professor was on the podium, and some of the students were listening carefully, and some were meeting with the Zhou Convention, but the class order was quite stable. Soon after the first half of the lecture was over, the professor routinely asked: "If you have any questions, please raise your hand." ”

According to the convention, no one will raise their hand, and the students who listen to the class will take notes and have a private chat with the professor after class, and the students who do not listen to the class will want the professor to leave quickly.

Just when the professor was about to let everyone review and understand on their own, they only heard a loud bang, and the boss woke up from his sleep in an instant, and looked up to find that it was Li Le who slapped the table and got up.

"Teacher, I found that some students may not have listened to the class because of distraction, and I personally have something I don't understand, can the teacher explain the key points again?"

Li Le glanced at the classmates who were glaring at him angrily, and there was a holy light of loyalty on his face.

Isn't this bastard crazy?! The boss covered his face and slipped under the table. The professor was quite happy, and explained again with great interest, until the end of the class.

After class, the boss grabbed Li Le's collar: "Is your brain in water?" Are you hairy? ”

"It is the duty of our students to study seriously, and only in this way can we become successful and educate people to build the country." Li Leman said nonchalantly: "Hurry up and let go, I have to go to the toilet quickly." ”

Cultivating talents? Building a nation? The boss feels that his brain is a little insufficient, and the bastard who dragged a vote of classmates to skip class to go to the Internet café in his freshman year dares to say such high-sounding nonsense? What a thick skin!

"Don't give me." The boss said, "If you do this again, don't expect me to help you if you get beaten up at night." ”

"Got it, you're so long-winded." Li Le said while arranging his collar: "Don't be stunned, I invite you to go to the toilet." ”

The boss thought that Li Le would be more restrained after his own reminder, but he never expected that this guy not only didn't listen, but also intensified.

The last class in the afternoon was information technology, and Li Le was honest throughout the class, seeing that the bell was about to ring after class, and when the boss relaxed his vigilance, Li Le stood up again.

"Teacher, the level of your lectures is really good, I understand everything, but the knowledge in the books has to be learned and put into practice, so I propose to replace the writing code with programming software, and the combination of knowledge and practice can better master."

The teacher nodded in agreement: "This proposal is very good, so I will do it." ”

The bell rang, and the teacher just walked out of the classroom door, only to hear the sound of 'whoosh', more than a dozen English-Chinese dictionaries smashed over Li Le's head, and the boss pulled Li Le and ran, shouting while running: "Brothers, be merciful... I'll go... It hurts me! ”

"Don't run! Hold it! ”

"Don't protect him, don't beat him into a pig's head, he won't know where he is wrong!"

"Hurry up and chase him, don't let him run!"

Li Le can be regarded as a hornet's nest, it turned out that it was only an hour to write code, and now Li Le has replaced it with writing software, which is forcing the brothers to stay up all night. Now whether he is studying seriously or sleeping in class, he hates Li Le. Fortunately, the boss's eyesight is 100% and he runs away when he sees that things are not good, otherwise Li Le would have to be beaten to death.

He can't stay in school any longer, as long as Li Le dares to show his face, the angry classmates will definitely let him know what a fist the size of a casserole is.

The two brothers slipped out of the school and pressed the road leisurely, and the eldest said, "Did you take the wrong medicine in the afternoon?" ”

Li Le lowered his head and counted his teeth, and after a while, he raised his head and said in a vicissitudes of life: "A man can't be powerless." ”

A real warrior dares to face the dripping blood, why was he dumped? It's not because it's not strong enough. Looking at the major online literary masterpieces, the male protagonists in them have suffered humiliation such as divorce, but after cultivating and becoming stronger, those arrogant women are not rushing to kneel and lick one by one. If the male protagonist of the online novel is not convincing, let's take a look at the reality, will super-rich tycoons like President Wang and President Ma be afraid of being dumped by women? Just kidding, the boss of Jingdong has a baby with his milk tea sister!

Li Le understands that Qingque must be in trouble, and he must be the same as the one in the Liaozhai TV series, what kind of gods and Buddhas are calling people and ghosts to be together, and a group of 10,000-year-old bachelors are envious, jealous and hateful. But Qingque would rather break up and disappear than explain the situation to him and face it together, which made Li Le very aggrieved.

"If my name is Li Aotian, Qingque will dare to dump me!?" Li Le said with his teeth and claws: "If Lao Tzu can go to the underworld without reading the strip, the palace monarch Yama and the black and white impermanence dare to show me a face?" You can't beat him to death. ”

The boss can understand that Li Le, this kid, is purely unhappy and adds to everyone's blockage.

"I'll beat you bastard!"

"Don't slap your face... I was wrong... I can't invite you to barbecue! ”

"Lao Li barbecue" in the school is not far away, only 20 minutes on foot, this store is a new conscience barbecue restaurant opened this year, said it is conscience, one is affordable a meat skewer for a dollar, Tong Su is not deceived and there is no service fee and tableware use fee, the second is that the ingredients are not fake, there is no phenomenon of lamb skewers with pork or rabbit meat to pretend, because this shop does not sell lamb skewers.

After coming here a few times, Li Le became a frequent visitor here.

'There's nothing in the world that can't be solved with a barbecue', Nicholas. Zhao Si's famous sentence is not only useful for Northeast people, but also has a miraculous effect on the boss, a Shandong person.

The meat skewers are down, and then there is a glass of beer, and the boss laughs haha, where is there still a little bit of unhappiness.

Don't think about it, Li Le accompanied the boss to eat happily, and half an hour later, Li Le, who drank four bottles of beer, went to the toilet in the store, and just walked in the door of the store and saw the boss lying on the counter sighing.

The owner of 'Lao Li Barbecue' is naturally surnamed Li, Lao Li is in his forties and looks very thin, and his white face always has a happy smile. Li Le's head was a little dizzy at this time, and when he saw Lao Li's appearance, he couldn't help but say: "Quarreled with my wife?" The face is so ugly? ”

"Hey!"

Lao Li's sigh suddenly made Li Le interested, and he walked to the side of the family and said empathetically: "Did you really quarrel with your wife?" Don't worry, women are inherently unreasonable and moody. ”

"Nothing." Lao Li glared at him, and then shook his head in distress: "Recently, business has been a little... Why am I telling you this..."

It's really boring, when I heard that it wasn't a conflict between husband and wife, Li Le didn't have the heart to gossip, and went to the toilet with his body dangled.

When he came out of the store with his pants up, he just caught up with a good show.

There were two tables of bare-chested and shirtless social brothers sitting outside, these gangsters were obviously here to find fault, Lao Li held a few banknotes in his hand and said good things in front of the leading brother: "Small business... Raise your noble hand..."

Typical extortion.

In recent years, gangsters have culture, like what kind of restaurants with backgrounds, KTVs and the like never go, looking for honest people like Lao Li to open a small shop, and they don't beat people or smash things, just sit in the store so that you don't have customers to come to the door, it's useless to call the police, the police come to drive away at most, and the next time they come.

The eldest brother who took the lead didn't speak, squinted at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and obviously didn't look at the three or four hundred yuan in Lao Li's hand.

The boss sitting on the side of the string watched happily, this kind of extortion gangster is not in the stream at all, but any student who can call dozens of brothers on the phone will not be afraid.

Just when Lao Li whispered and begged for help, Li Le came up.

"What do you call this big brother?"

The eldest brother squinted at Li Le, and the younger brother behind him immediately propped up the field and said, "This is my fourth brother, who are you?" ”

"I thought it was Yongzheng." Li Le said: "I've covered this store, get out of here." ”

There is no temptation, no tearing, and there is no nonsense such as where you are messing around, as the so-called disagreement will be done, the fourth brother picked up the folding stool and slapped Li Le on the head.

"Oh, I'll go!" The boss who was watching the play rushed up with a beer bottle.

Not to mention the boss's animal-like physique, just to say that the current Li Le can use the ghost road to make them seven or eight times in seconds, 2 to 8, the two people are in full swing for a while, but Lao Li next to him is in a hurry.

"If you have something to say... My desk... Stop it... My chair..."

In just twenty seconds, the fourth brother and his brother all hit the street.

"Let me see you again, and see you again." After Li Le finished threatening, he took out two hundred yuan and stuffed it to Lao Li: "If you have something to report my name in the future, you don't have to look for it." ”

Looking at Li Le who was leaving, Lao Li wanted to cry without tears, the smashed tables, chairs and benches were more than two hundred yuan, and he didn't know Li Le's name at all.

Thanks to the 'fourth brother of society', after being slapped by the fourth brother on a folding stool, it seems that Li Le's brain that was seriously corroded by sadomasochism and love has finally returned to normal.

This can make the boss very happy, Li Le, who listens carefully in class and urges his brothers to study after class, can hardly be regarded as a person. For this reason, the boss inquired in many ways and found the fourth brother, and then took two or two raisins to the clinic to visit them, but when the boss just left, the fourth brother was scared out of the clinic with a few hind feet.

The first thing Li Le did when he returned to normal was to skip school, and he used a trumpet to play DOAT for a day in an Internet café, and the pleasure of abusing vegetables made his inner grievances dissipate a lot in the past few days.

The sun is setting in the west and the evening breeze is rising. Li Le, who walked out of the door of the Internet café in a refreshed state, stretched his old waist lazily, which was still useless, and then he took out his mobile phone and called Su Yan.

"Hey, beauty, what are you doing?"