The undisciplined hotline connection link made Wang Xiaofan's fans collectively rush to the "Sound of Music" website to comment like a carnival. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Oh, of course, they call their actions "pilgrimages."

In fact, Wang Xiaofan usually speaks in this style, and what he says today is all carefully designed by him.

In the current entertainment industry, a serious and cool star is no longer popular.

The most famous stars on the meager are almost all comics.

And fans just like to watch the celebrities' funny behavior.

Even some artists' agencies will pay to make the artist's meager into an extremely humorous joke production area, in order to help the artist increase popularity.

And these jokes are not cheap, if the number of retweets can exceed 10,000, one can sell tens of thousands.

In a word, even if you are not a comic, as long as you want to gather popularity and want to mix in the entertainment industry, you must adapt to the trend, learn to get rid of the temperament, and learn to have the sense of humor that an artist should have, otherwise, you may be eliminated from the entertainment industry.

The penultimate phone call ended, and Xia Xiao interjected an advertisement.

After the ad ends, the live stream begins.

Xia Xiaoqiang couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay, our show time is running out, let's connect the phone of the last lucky listener." ”

The phone was connected, and an extremely indifferent female voice came from there: "Let Wang Xiaofan answer the phone!" ”

Listen to the tone...... The comer is not good!

Xia Xiao was a little worried about whether this person was here to make trouble, but Wang Xiaofan signaled that she was fine.

"This young lady, I'm Wang Xiaofan, is there anything I can do to help you?" Wang Xiaofan said softly.

"If I told you that I was on the rooftop of Radio Koto right now, and I was about to jump, would you believe it?" The girl said coldly.

When Xia Xiao heard this, he couldn't help but tremble.

Yang Chan was also frightened into a cold sweat.

Only Wang Xiaofan, whose face was still smiling just now, immediately sank.

Suicide?

Jump?

Why is it on Lao Tzu's head?

Wang Xiaofan said calmly: "Miss, listening to your voice, you should be about the same age as me, right?" Do you know that you are legally responsible for making such jokes? ”

"Don't believe it, do you? Okay, I'll tell you about ......."

After a burst of rattling sounds, there was a jumbled voice on the other end of the phone.

"Miss, please calm down, don't think about it!"

"Please get out of that place, it's too dangerous!"

"If you have any problems, tell the government, and the government can help you solve it!"

It sounded as if the police were urging the caller not to commit suicide, and there were faint sounds of fire trucks and ambulances coming from the phone.

This sound cannot be faked with software.

It seems that someone really wants to jump off the building on their head.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room has taken a turn for the worse!

Xia Xiao could only be like those policemen, trembling and persuading with good words.

The pilgrims, hearing the call, also blew up!

"Are you kidding?"

"Jumping off a building? Also specifically picked the Jiangdong Radio Station to jump on the rooftop of the building? Sick, right? ”

"God, go and save her!"

Netizens left messages one after another, almost all of them regarded Wang Xiaofan as a savior.

But Wang Xiaofan secretly said in his heart: "What's the matter with me?" If she really wants to jump, can I stop it? The range of my [Flash] skill is only a few meters! ”

After thinking about it, Wang Xiaofan still asked, "What happened, can you tell me?" ”

The girl said with a hint of resentment: "My boyfriend has been with me since junior high school, and we have been in love for ten years!" But at the end of the day? hasn't graduated yet, he ran away with a big-breasted ~ mothers ~ , ten years of affection, not even a fart! ”

The fart was a big thing and jumped off the building, and Wang Xiaofan was also angry.

"Just because I fell out of love, I jumped off the building because of a big fart, what kind of psychological quality? The head of two hundred and five, Garin Daiyu's heart is you. Now this man, his affection is no match for his chest, you are looking for death and life, as for it? Excuse me? ”

Xia Xiao heard it, something was wrong!

Where is this persuasive?

It's clearly scolding!

"Xiaofan, you won't irritate her by saying that, right?" Xia Xiao whispered.

Wang Xiaofan waved his hand, signaling her that everything was under his control.

After listening to Wang Xiaofan's words, the girl said angrily: "I live so big, I don't have the right to be sad, I don't have the right to question life?" I'm still a die-hard fan of yours, I heard that you did a live broadcast and came here to jump off the building, are you worthy of me? Wang Xiaofan! ”

Wang Xiaofan was very happy when he heard this.

Nima, feelings, you jumped off the building on Lao Tzu's head to help Lao Tzu, right?

You're not here to jump off the building, you're here to be funny!

"You haven't even given birth to a person, what do you use to question life. You say you're a big fan of mine, right? You want to jump off a building, don't you? Okay, then you jump! But before you go down, I'm going to say, you don't deserve to be my fan! ”

"I've never seen an idol like you! Fans are about to jump off the building, why don't you persuade them? ”

"I advise you uncle! Tell you, my Wang Xiaofan's fans, all of them are self-respecting and self-loving, and they don't even cherish their own lives, and they still want to be loved by others? I hehe, you have a face! You jump down in a while, if you don't die, don't say you're my fan in the future, I can't afford to lose that person! ”

"You !!"

There was a cry on the other end of the line.

In the live broadcast room, everyone on the Internet was frightened by Wang Xiaofan's crazy words, and goosebumps were raised for a while.

This is no joke!

If you're not careful, the girl will jump off your head!

Xia Xiao didn't care so much, and said loudly directly: "Xiaofan, why are you persuading people to jump off the building?" If you do, you'll be a murderer! ”

"Don't worry, I'm measured. What's your name over there? ”

"Liu Na ......"

It was a long time before a dull answer came from there.

At this time, the door of the recording studio was suddenly opened, and several policemen walked in, and whispered to Wang Xiaofan: "The police are about to approach the woman who committed suicide, please delay for a while." ”

"How long does it take to delay?" Wang Xiaofan asked

"About half an hour." Said the policeman.

Wang Xiaofan nodded, picked up the phone again and said, "Liu Na, right?" Have you communicated with your boyfriend? ”

The girl laughed and said, "Have you communicated?" I knelt in front of him and begged him, but he still decided to break up. For ten years, I have chatted with him, accompanied him shopping, cooked for him, and even gave him his body, but he is still so ruthless! ”

"Silly beep."

"Huh? What did you say? ”

"I said you're a fool!"

At this moment, even the police were frightened by Wang Xiaofan's words......