924.Chapter 924 Wang Xiaofan made a face
Wang Xiaofan smiled and said lightly: "I just want to say to those relatives who can't beat the eight poles, and urge other people's young girls to go on blind dates all day long: 'Your family's lunch hasn't been cooked yet, right?' Why don't you just find a mouth~~ and make do with it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info'"
As soon as these words came out, netizens on the Sound of Music website exploded.
", all gods are domineering!"
"That's a lot of fun! Why do we women have to make do with one? ”
"That's right, these relatives are too annoying. Typically, if you eat ~~, you are worried that others will not eat it. ”
"Relatives who urge people to get married are really harmful."
In a word, it detonated the discussion between netizens and listeners.
A phone call......
Two phone ......
Five phone ......
"Xiaofan, is there anyone or anything that makes you feel that you are actually quite ordinary?"
""Advanced Mathematics", he made me accept myself, just be an artist for the rest of my life."
"My parents want me to have a child recently, but I don't want to get married yet, what should I do?"
"When you are a child, you are not allowed to fall in love early, and you are not allowed to marry later when you grow up, whether you are happy or not, we just want to hold our grandchildren...... Well, it's an inexplicable thing. ”
"Xiaofan, I feel so aggrieved by life, as if I have been deceived by life."
"If life deceives you, don't grieve, don't cry, this is just the beginning."
"It's always been a place, how can it be broken?"
"Tell me about the state of someone I know. When he was a freshman, he was affected and saved enough money for miscarriage and nutrition expenses, but three years after graduation, he was still a virgin...... What I want to say, do you understand? ”
Xia Xiao was listening in a cold sweat.
Usually, when the anchor or guest is connected to the audience, they either persuade each other with good words and say some innocuous opinions to deal with it, or simply perfunctory and drag the time to the next call.
Look at Wang Xiaofan again, this is directly mocking the audience!
If this were to be replaced by his own words, he would definitely be scolded to death by the audience.
Is it really good for Wang Xiaofan to say this?
However, when Xia Xiao glanced at the message data on the computer, he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
I saw that on the Sound of Music website, the amount of data displayed in the comments is growing exponentially.
"I can't stand it, mortal god, your mouth is too bad! But...... I like it! ”
"It's madness! It is worthy of writing, and the answer is really witty! ”
"I just finished the phone call and felt very strange, obviously I was ridiculed by the mortal gods, but I felt comfortable, am I a trembling m?"
Mocking the audience, the audience not only doesn't mind, but feels very cool?
Xia Xiao has hosted the radio station for so many years, and it is the first time he has seen such a strange thing.
But I have to say that Wang Xiaofan's answer is indeed very exciting.
This also led to the fact that the people who called in kept asking Wang Xiaofan, but no one asked Yang Chan.
That's not a good sign!
Xia Xiao hurriedly asked the phone editor to pick out a few questions about Yang Chan's phone and cut in.
"Hey, hello Sister Yang Chan. I'm your meager fan. I would like to ask, what is the thing you hate the most? ”
When Wang Xiaofan heard this, he became a little nervous.
Yang Chan is known as the "goddess of wisdom" because of her scolding Du Wenxue, although the questions asked by her meager fans are simple, if Yang Chan also answers simply, it will definitely make people unsatisfied.
But the "goddess of wisdom" Yang Chan is pretending to be herself!
In reality, Yang Chan is a straight-hearted, simple soft girl like a little sheep.
When she was thinking about how to help Yang Chan, Yang Chan said directly: "Hmm...... The thing I hate the most is that the rubber band is too loose in two loops and too tight in three loops. ”
To tell the truth, she really hated it.
But the fan on the other end of the phone was pleasantly surprised: "Wow! She is the goddess of wisdom! The answer is so philosophical! Two laps are too loose and three laps too tight...... Well, indeed, no matter what it is, you can only feel at ease if it is just right. ”
Looking at the messages on the Internet again, Wang Xiaofan is messy.
"Who said big-chested and brainless? Listen to what Goddess Yang said, how philosophical! ”
"It's a very simple truth, but it can be said so vividly, I admire, I really admire!"
"Are all the people who write so talented?"
Yang Chan didn't show anything on her face, but she secretly said in her heart: "What did I say, there is a philosophy?" ”
Another phone call was connected, and I was still looking for Yang Chan.
"Goddess Yang, I'm your book lover, can you tell me which character you like the most in "Flower Thousand Bone"? Why? ”
As soon as she talked about it, Yang Chan was excited.
She knows that!
Although she didn't write the outline, after all, the details were all detailed by her, and she had half of the credit for the creation.
"I love killing Qianmo! When I was writing, I was thinking that if there was a murderous sister who protected me behind me, pointed to the teachers of each subject and said, 'If you deduct one point from her, I will hang you all over the door, and if you deduct one point from her, I will hang up all the whole school.' Come to think of it, I'm still a little excited! ”
Looking at the excitement on Yang Chan's face, even Xia Xiao couldn't help but say: "Listeners and friends, you didn't see it when you weren't there, the way Goddess Yang Chan spoke is cute!" I'm all cute! Okay, there are two more phone opportunities, I hope you can take advantage of them. ”
"Hey, I want to ask Yang Chan and Wang Xiaofan, what do you think is the happiest thing?"
Yang Chan glanced at Wang Xiaofan, blushed and said slightly shyly: "I think happiness is very simple. After going to the toilet in the middle of the night, my hands and feet were cold and I got back into the quilt, and a person was in a hazy consciousness and desperately threw you into his arms. That kind of warmth and happiness is really rich and rivals the country. ”
"It's simple, but it's warm." Xia Xiao said with a smile.
This is Yang Chan's real experience, although the real situation is that Wang Xiaofan is used to taking advantage of her to sleep.
It was Wang Xiaofan's turn, Xia Xiao looked at the indifferent smile on his face and felt that he would say something warm, but ......
"Is it my turn? Well, let's put it this way. I want to have a home, there is a family of her, during the day, at night, balcony, living room, toilet, bathtub, kitchen, car, mountain, field, elevator, corridor, all day, wake up. ”
After speaking, Wang Xiaofan smiled confidently.
Xia Xiao blushed directly and couldn't even answer.
The people who left messages on the website were all directly high~ tide!
"Wang Xiaofan, make a face! Big ~ Lust ~ Wolf! Come and smack me! ”
"I came to listen to the radio today, and I really have no regrets!"
"It's a loss."